Movie Quotes

[k.sucks.you]

"...that's Chinatown, Jake."

Use it anytime/anywhere!

[Hedonistman]

,,,,,quoting famous movie lines,,,,,
' Hey,, I'm walkin' here,,'
' Lunch is for whimps,,,'
' Do you pick your toes in Poughkeepsie ?,,,'
' I'l make him an offer he can't refuse,,,'
' I ain't got time to bleed,,,,'
' Plastics my boy,, plastics,,,'
' We're on a mission from God,,,'
and of course,, 'We're from France,,,,']

[The Conquistador]

GySgt Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

[Tbone]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

GySgt Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[The Conquistador]

GySgt Hartman: Did your parent's have any children that survived?

Pvt. Lawrence(Gomer Pyle): Sir yes sir!

GySgt Hartman: I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!


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GySgt Hartman: You look like you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose!