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#1
10-20-2009
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Quote:
Seventeen Mother - In - Laws 
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#3
10-20-2009
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MILs
Posted: 28-JAN-09
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her! Posted: 7-NOV-08 Q: What is the ideal weight for a MIL? A: About 2.3lbs, including the urn. Posted: 14-MAY-08 The clock fell off the wall. If it was a minute sooner, it would have hit my MIL. That clock was always slow! Posted: 22-JUL-06 My MIL is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder! Posted: 13-JUL-06 Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my MIL." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?" Posted: 27-JAN-06 I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them is enough". Posted: 19-JUL-05 Q: What do you do if you miss your MIL?? A: RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! Posted: 24-MAR-05 Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive." Posted: 11-FEB-05 Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her shoulders? A: Too little concrete! Posted: 21-OCT-04 My FIL was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my FIL's car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." My FIL replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!" Posted: 12-OCT-04 I wouldn't say that my MIL was ugly, but every time she puts on lipstick, it tries to crawl back into the tube. Posted: 7-MAR-04 Q: How do you stop your MIL from drowning? A: Take your foot off her head. Posted: 1-NOV-03 Q: What should you do if you see your Mother-In-Law rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot her again. 
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#4
10-20-2009
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Yah, okie dokie, but one place I checked said the correct plural was DRAGONS !!
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#6
10-20-2009
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Nook e?
Barnes & Noble debuts Nook e-reader device.
Humm, I wonder what it looks like and how it works. 
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#7
10-20-2009
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jokes
A Brunette,A Redhead and A Dumb Blonde.
An evil genie captured a brunette,a redhead and a dumb blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing. The brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst. The redhead brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off. The dumb blonde brought a car door, so if it got too hot out, she could just roll down the window.  sue b (short&sweet)
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#8
10-25-2009
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Swearing.
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?' 'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm.. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. 'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops' WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ' And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops'
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#9
10-25-2009
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Hi there.
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#10
10-25-2009
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