Could you be a Poet but didn't know it.

[randolph]

ladyboys and tranny girls
females and shemales
big shecocks and hot butts
horny boys and sexy sluts
enough to drive one nuts
we have a brain to think clearly
but we would rather drink than think
we want to fuck and suck
we could sing and swing
and love and kiss
would we miss that moment of bliss

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I had a somewhat sad realisation when i read your starting post:

I spent more time thinking of something clever to say in my posts than i spent thinking of nice things to say to my ex g/f's, used to give them "canned" responsed to their queries, at least i meant it but still, not good, SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! Oh no i did it again, i can't stop myself.

Yeah humor is my favorite coping mechanism.

A few years back i got a realy painfull eye injury, which will never get back to normal, and at the hospital i was cracking jokes, but it did help with the pain.

I should try to remedy the situation, thanks for starting this thread, and i realize that it is indeed the tought that counts, wheather it's funny of if rimes or not.

Thank You.

[randolph]

if I had a tranny
I would kiss her cute fanny
her looks are uncanny
and not at all manny
her name was once danny
but now it's glammy
she's got a big whammy
that's ready to jammy
my name used to be sammy
but after feeling her whammy
I want to be her nanny

[Jenae LaTorque]

Hickery dickery dock
The girl pulled out her cock
The clock struck one
My fly burst undone
By mine as hard as a rock

[randolph]

there once was a trans ves tite
who only came out at night
she searched far and wide
for tranny photos with pride
her photos are so lovely and cute
with tranny cocks ready to shoot
she likes to dress all girly
and her hair is long and swirly
with pink panties inside
full of bulges to hide
she has a strange name
that is part of the game
poetry is such a great sport
for cuties like Jenae Latorque

Doggeral rules!

[Jenae LaTorque]

There was an alien named Mork
Who fell for Jenae LaTorque
But Mindy got Mad
Said Mork you've been had
Cuz both of you have a cork

[johndowe]

Hi there.

Is that poetry or ryming sarcasm?



But of this one there is no doubt, sarcasn it is all about.

Most of the time,
my rhymes are a crime,
not worth a dime, or the time,
to pass the time, is not a crime,
when the time is in the prime,
it's murder time.

The Joker.


JohnDowe.

[randolph]

A Horny mans last resort

by perfectdrug

I've not fucked for weeks
I'm in a sexual drought
Tugged on my cock
'til the last drop dripped out

None-stop beating off
My meat's tenderized
Got all redtube and youporn
both memorized

I'm so tired of wanking
Yet too horny to sleep
I'm stuck counting trannys
coz i'm all outta sheep

What can i do?
I'm craving wet tgirls
I've unloaded a sperm bank
and got both hands pregnant

I'm left with only two choices
But gay's just not my way
It's out of my hands
i'll just have to pay

[randolph]

tranny cock tranny cock
it was such a shock
to see my cute gurlie
with a big sexy cock
the vision burned into my brain
but I felt no pain
my mind demanded more
to feed its lust for tranny hardcore
I close my eyes and what do I see
but a big tranny cock
looking at me
it is plain to see
I cannot resist the lust in me
she knows what I want
and she teases me
making me plead
for what I desperately need
oh please let me love it
you know I need to suck it
she smiles as she caresses her body divine
her long shapely legs
and her breasts so sublime
her feminine hips contain
what I want to be mine
she points to the floor and
and I fall on my knees
I look up at her
as I say please
the cock I adore
is there before me
I kiss it so gently
and it enters me deeply
it is filling my mind
with just what i need
hot tranny love
cumming down from above

[The Conquistador]

This speech is my recital
I guess it's very vital
To rock a rhyme
That's right on time
"It's Tricky" is the title...

[randolph]

i am a tranny goddess
and i love my girly bod
my panties are full of goodness
which were made for me by god
i like to dress so sexy
so the boys will feel the urge
i know what they want
and i have what they need
and i like to feel the power
i make their cocks so horny
and i fill their minds with lust
i am a tranny goddess
and the boys all worship me
they want my love they want my sex
they want my tranny goodness
i give them a taste
and make them plead
for the privilege of pleasing me
i smile as i control their horny minds
they are my slave boys now
i am their tranny goddess
i make them do my will
i rule those horny boys
and it gives me such a thrill

[randolph]

I want to kiss your lacy panties and feel the warm bulges inside.

Oh, I wish I were a pair of tranny panties
All silky smooth and ringed with frilly lace
I wait for her to waken in the morning
I feel the smoothness of her legs
as she slowly slips me up her thighs
I wrap around her lovely tranny goodness
I feel so happy now I am where I want to be
I know she enjoys the feeling I provide
Caressing and squeezing her lovely hide
My lacy frills like lips are kissing her lovely cock
And make it swell within my silken nest
I slide around her throbbing cock
And make swell some more
She reaches down and rubs it through my lacy threads
It's is getting huge can barely contain it
It's stretching me to the limit
She's moaning I know she wants to cum
Her throbbing cock bursts out of me
She strokes it hard as she holds her balls within my lacy embrace.
At last she cums and covers me with her sweetness
Oh yes it's so good to be a pair of tranny panties.

[randolph]

politics politics what a big pain
alot of talk with so little gain
throwing lies from side to side
Congress waits for the money tide
pulling the strings to sway the vote
money boys rule Washington boat
we elected these guys to do a job
what we have is a wealthy mob
America falters forgetting its past
oil and gas will not last
corruption and waste takes our space
time for us to take back our place
our spacious skies and waves of grain.
we need to band together to relieve the pain.

[The Conquistador]

Fuck is fun, fuck is funny
People also fuck for money.
If you think that fuck is funny
Fuck yourself and save the money!

[EternallyDevoid]

Were I granted a single wish,
I would be so selfish
and think of no one else.
My greed would dictate and swell.

All the whales and dolphins in the ocean
could fend for themselves.
And the homeless masses could suffer
countless tragedies and degradation.

Social injustices would go unchecked
much to humanity's peril.
Fuck world peace
and let all the impoverished children starve.

I would horde my treasure away
with avarice glee,
and let the Earth spiral downward
in it's own man-made hell.

And far removed from blighted creation,
I would make my rapacious wish,
that your eyes could still look upon me
the way that they used to.

[Kirsty Scott]

Fearing criticism for the way that I feel,
I bottle everything inside.
Fearing the rejection, I'm withholding my confession,
Clinging on to foolish pride,
If I trust my deeper instincts it would be a mistake,
To explain what's on my mind.
So I take comfort in the silence, my words form an alliance,
Remaining undefined.

This girl is Agoraphobic, She is afraid to come outside.
Locked away inside of me, it's safer if she hides.
The damage is prevented, and no-one else gets hurt.
The secret's mine and it's mine alone - This Agoraphobic Girl.
(I suppose that would be the chorus)

In anticipation of the way you'll react,
I shore up my defence.
I can't offer any meaning, devoid of any reason,
Nothing seems to make any sense.
So fearing your omittance from my life,
I conspire to never let you know.
Thrown into confusion with no obvious conclusion,
I'll never let the truth be known.

I've tried to vanquish her existence, in spite of her persistence,
And I convince myself for a while,
That this is what I wanted, to hold on to your love,
But in truth it's just a state of denial.
She is always with me, wherever I go,
Waiting for the chance to slip through.
I wish I could define the reason and give a simple explanation,
For Me! as much as for you