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[Mel Asher]

No offence intended to the folks from Erin's Isle -

OK, you frustrated ( or not so ) Tranny-tracers, my first limerick will have to wait until the flood begins. Meantime my doodling pen meandered out with the following :

I woke up in the morning with a hard-on like a rock
I reached around to scratch my arse and found it full of cock !
It was then that I remembered my long binge the night before
When I tried to ' pull ' a piece of skirt
- Least that is what I saw -
We ended drinking ' Dempseys '** which got right to my head.
So now I've got a visitor a-lurking in my bed . . .

The cunning and deceitfulness
It really worked on me.
It really made me angry - I just should have stuck to Tea !
She really got my back up
So I downed another shot
And now I love the Trannies
And everything they've got ! ! !

The moral of this story
Is plain enough to see
That if you want to ' Hunt the Cunt '
Then don't go out with me ! !

( Unless you want a really good time, of course ! )

** ' Dempsey ' a cocktail made up of Calvados, Pernod and Grenadine. If you substitute Absinthe for the Pernod, you have a most effective Mickey Finn - nearest thing to Flurazepam !

Footnote. The only drawback ( all precautions taken, of course ) is that it makes it hard to turn over in bed ! !

:D

[sesame]

Originally Posted by Mel Asher

The moral of this story
Is plain enough to see
That if you want to ' Hunt the Cunt '
Then don't go out with me !

Bravo! Mel, it looks like you are doing really well with your doodling pen! Let it meander some more.

Originally Posted by GRH

And if my market comes to a bear,
I don't want you males with unshaved hair,
Then the bull for me is in drugs,
And not in your fake-ass hugs!

Fake-Ass hugs! Thats bloody brilliant, GRH! Though it sounds rather like you're dating a stock-broker of late!

Now, if you'll allow me, here's my answer.

The bonds are lifeless
Men are alive.
Stocks lead you to a mess
Men rock and thrive.

Stocks leave you mindless
Same about drugs,
Bliss is in embrace,
Kisses and hugs.

Stocks are like mercury,
Love's like gold.
Greed, tension and worry!
Versus Bold.


So, there you go GRH.