Movie Quotes

[Dr. Johnson, laurel wreath in hand, greets new sheriff Bart by reading his prepared remarks, not realizing that Bart is black]
Howard Johnson: As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...
[finally looks up]
Howard Johnson: ...nigger!

[after meeting black pioneers]
Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are.

Martin Luther King: Is this it? This is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once. It was a dream that little black boys and little black girls would drink from the river of prosperity, freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good-for-nothing niggers? And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word. It's the ugliest word in the English language, but that's what I see now: niggers. And you don't want to be a nigger, 'cause niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane, niggers love to complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers love to be late, niggers hate to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And now I'd like to talk about Soul Plane. I've seen what's around the corner, I've seen what's over the horizon, and I promise you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate. And no, I won't get there with you. I'm going to Canada. (That was from The Boondocks, if anyone was wondering.)

Alpa Chino: It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say "Hey baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story..." What's her name?
Alpa Chino: ...Lance.
Kirk Lazarus: You say "Listen here, Lance—" Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say "Lance?"
Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say "Lance." I said "Nance."
Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like "Lance."
Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! "I Love Tha Pussy," a'ight? Lay your ass back down and look at the stars!
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote "I Love Tha Pussy," was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead?

Kirk Lazarus: Can I tell you that I'm sorry for any offense I might've caused, man? I guess I just got caught up in—
Alpa Chino: In being a dumbass.
Kirk Lazarus: I guess so.
Alpa Chino: Why you're still doing this Chicken George shit, I have no idea.
Kirk Lazarus: Neither do I.
Alpa Chino: It's beyond me.
Kirk Lazarus: It's beyond me.
Alpa Chino: You're confused.
Kirk Lazarus: I am a little confused.
Alpa Chino: I know.
Kirk Lazarus: ...But are we cool?
Alpa Chino: Not really.

[shaneirl]

This one's been in my head for the last few days.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

[irishmike136]

I have 2 that come to mind:
1) Jack Nicholson in Bucket List
You live, you die and the wheels on the the bus go round and round.
2) He disappeared!, Like a fart in the wind!
Irish

[ARIES666]

I loved the quotes in Racquel's post (1-09-2009)! And so many of the others as well.

A few of mine...off the top of my head...

From Ghostbusters:
Zool: "Are you a God!?"
Ray: "No"
Zool: "Then die!"

From Alien:
Ash: "We don't know anything about.........it"
(A subtle reference to the inspiration for "Alien", the 50's sci-fi flick "It!, The Terror From Beyond Space")

From Judge Dredd:
Dredd: "I am the Law"

[violet lightning]

Off the top of my head...

1, Dr: Strangelove: "Mein Fuhrer, I can Walk!"
2. The Thingremake) " I don't know what it is, but its weird, and its pissed off!
3. Young Frankenstein: "What Knockers!" and "Blooocher!"
4. Monty Python: "Bring out your dead!
5. To Have and To Have NotLauren Bacall) "You Know how to whistle don't you Steve?"
6. The Wizard of Oz: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto"
7. Clerks: "I'm not even supposed to be here!"
8. Up in Smoke: (Strother Martin) "When boy when, are you going to straighten up?"
9. The Man with two brains: "Into the mud scum queen!"
10. Spinal Tap: "This one goes to eleven"
11. The Shining" "Here's Johnny!"
12. Jaws: "We're Gonna need a bigger boat!"
13. Poltergeist : "They're Back..."
14. History of the World: (French Revolution) "Don't Get Saucy With Me Bernaise!"

[tslust]

Originally Posted by violet lightning

4. Monty Python: "Bring out your dead!

I love that one.

"Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks." Blazing Saddles
"Do not worry little brother, there are more." 13th Warrior
"We're going to attack tonight. We're going to attack all night. We're going to break through. If we can't, then let no man come back alive." Patton
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity." Gladiator
"Surely you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley." Airplane!

[The Conquistador]

Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.

[ARIES666]

Originally Posted by ARIES666

I loved the quotes in Racquel's post (1-09-2009)! And so many of the others as well.

A few of mine...off the top of my head...

From Ghostbusters:
Zool: "Are you a God!?"
Ray: "No"
Zool: "Then die!"

From Alien:
Ash: "We don't know anything about.........it"
(A subtle reference to the inspiration for "Alien", the 50's sci-fi flick "It!, The Terror From Beyond Space")

From Judge Dredd:
Dredd: "I am the Law"

I screwed up on the "Ghostbusters Quote". CreativeMind has it correctly! Here is the exact wordage....

Gozer (eyes glowing with evil): Are you a god?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Ray (sheepishly): Uh, no.
Gozer: THEN DIE!
Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people on the street below scream
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!!!