Movie Quotes

[CreativeMind]

Well, you gotta have some things from one of the most quotable comedy movies ever, GHOSTBUSTERS...

Ray: I think we'd better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.


Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.


Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right, and that's bad? Okay, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.


Egon: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the polarity flow through the gate.
Venkman: How?
Egon (hesitating): We'll cross the streams.
Venkman: 'Scuse me, Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!
Ray: Cross the streams...
Venkman: You're gonna endanger us. You're gonna endanger our client -- a nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.


Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Ray: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston: The dead rising from the grave...
Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


And a good tip to remember in life...

Gozer (eyes glowing with evil): Are you a god?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Ray (sheepishly): Uh, no.
Gozer: THEN DIE!
Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people on the street below scream
Winston: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!!!