funny joke!

[jimnaseum]

The first Gorgeous spring day fell on a friday and I was working the counter by myself because business was so light. A few really nice looking secretaries came in, thiough, and like every one was giving me the eye and that sly smile so hey, I smiled back. After about an hour my co-worker Paul came up to me and said "Hey Jim, you gotta big booger hangin outta your nose"

[BlueRaven88]

Originally Posted by jimnaseum

The first Gorgeous spring day fell on a friday and I was working the counter by myself because business was so light. A few really nice looking secretaries came in, thiough, and like every one was giving me the eye and that sly smile so hey, I smiled back. After about an hour my co-worker Paul came up to me and said "Hey Jim, you gotta big booger hangin outta your nose"

how is that a joke? that's just an embarrassing situation you've been in

[jimnaseum]

The joke is you never really know anything. You're young. Enjoy.

[rchriss69]

didnt really get the first joke :P had to read for an exp.

[ladyboyadmirer]

Originally Posted by rchriss69

didnt really get the first joke :P had to read for an exp.

Oh well, maybe you need glasses too Rchriss lol.
I have heard that joke written a bit differently where the father tells his young son if he constantly wanks, it will cause blindness. The next day the son comes down to breakfast and says...Hey dad, I was thinking...can I wank just a little bit and wear glasses But I like that version from Hungcowboy just as much.
Rgds

[ladyboyadmirer]

The manager of Liverpool Football Club sends his talent scouts out around the World looking
for a new striker to hopefully win Liverpool the Cup Final at Wembley. One of his
scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out
to be a true superstar. So the manager flies to Iraq to watch him and
is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only twenty
minutes left, and Liverpool's manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod
to go on.

The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in twenty minutes and wins
the game for Liverpool.

The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
media love the new star.

When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first
day in English soccer.

"Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for twenty minutes today, we
were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won. Everybody loves me, the
fans, the players and the media, they all love me. Nothing will stop us going to Wembley"

"Great," says his Mum. "Now let me tell you about my day. Our car stereo was stolen and the car set alight. Your father got shot in the street by some British soldiers, your sister and I were mugged whilst shopping and
your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."

The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry".

"Sorry?!?" says his Mum. "Is that all you've got to say?"

"It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"

[ila]

On his way to his bedroom Little Johnny hears grunting and groaning coming from his parent's room.
Little Johnny opens the door only to find his mom bent over the dresser with Dad taking her from behind.
Dad looks over at Little Johnny with a big grin and winks.
Little Johnny runs to his room.

The next day Little Johnny's dad hears moaning coming from Johnny's room.
Curious he opens the door only to find little Johnny taking Grandma from behind.
Little Johnny looks up at his dad and says " It's not so funny when it's your mom is it?".