Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[Boner]

I used to really like this show as a kid. I wonder why!

[a9127]

My wife: “So Andy, that was your student I caught you with?”

Never thought of “bobbing for apples” quite this way before. Will have to do this at my Halloween party.

“The 3-Star Family”? Sounds kinda like my ex “in-laws.”

From 1981. My dad had this issue! The cover was quite “influential” on a very young “Dr. Andy.”

She’s saying: “Andy! Help!!! My asshole boyfriend is doing a shitty job of tying me up. Get over here!”

From October 1941. Very sexy. And those legs are to die for...

(Nothing "suggestive" about the Bobbing for Apples one. Is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind? )

[a9127]

“No. But I’ll suck your cock for 20 bucks.”

From the 1940’s. Crazy eyes... looks like my type. Bet she’s thinking about sex! And that is a very nicely drawn leg. Quite risqué for back then.

“Future Wife”

“I told you to cut the grass and instead I find you out here sneaking a cigarette. Guess who’s not getting any tonight?”

Santa? Smoking? Shit. Always knew he was a fake motherfucker.

She’s saying: “I can see you in my mirror. Quit playing with your dick.”

[a9127]

She’s saying: “Thanks. It reminds me of your little cock (giggle).”

Apparently the artwork was also available on packs of cigarettes too.

This was a “real life” model for Lucky Strike.

Wish I had talent and could draw like this.

Sexy cigarette advertising carried on well into “Dr. Andy’s” lifetime. It’s amazing I never fell for it...

“Joe Camel” ad early to mid 90’s. When I was in grade school we were given “Say NO to Cancer Joe” buttons as part of a national anti-smoking campaign.

(Still have my “NO” button somewhere. From ‘92 or ‘93. Didn’t notice this before but that looks like a young “Dr. Andy” in the ad above. You know, the one featuring my sex-crazed cheerleader. And I learned it was from 1950. So she would be about the age of my... grandmother? She’s saying: “Andy. Stop jerking off all the time! Christ. No wonder you’re still a virgin.” )

[Boner]

When I hit puberty, long before the internet, these digests were like gold to me. I loved all the sexy stories!

You can see from the covers there were all kinds of stories, some weirder than others. They all made an impression but I remember reading a couple about
t-girls that blew my mind!

The first was about a guy taking the new secretary out on a date and getting more than he bargained for! Turns out "Jody" had a cock and ends up fucking him with it with "short, painful jabs"! He ends the date feeling used and abused but drops by Jody's desk the next to ask her out again!

The other one was another "surprise" story with an amazon type woman named Dana. The narrator describes cuddling with her in the back of a cab on the way to her place and loving her strength. Of course he gets over his initial shock at finding Dana has a dick and has some hot sex with her!

It was a different time and I had quite a collection. It wasn't until after the internet came around that the t-girl bug bit me- thank you Gia Darling!- but those stories certainly piqued my interest when I read them!