Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Earliest car phone? She’s saying: “But your wife won’t know...”

At a sorority house sometime in the 1950’s. “Guess what guys? Dr. Andy just said he could join us!!!”

“Backstage with the Rockettes.” Good thing I took the “long lasting” Cialis...

Smoking was a “thing.” Everyone did it. The one on the right... I don’t care if she smokes in bed.

It's 1947 and my "future wife" is wondering where I am...

"Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty...

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

..."Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty...

At one time I could read punch tape.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

At one time I could read punch tape.

You will have to tell us what it said.

[Boner]

My parents had "Liza with a Z" on VHS. I remember enjoying it quite a bit when no one else was home

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Car Stuff?

But most women want me to stay in longer...

“Multiglide”? Nothing suggestive here... Or do I just have a dirty mind?

“Future Wife” except she’s from 1978! Wonder how old she’d be today?

Mom! Does dad know? What do you mean you haven’t met him yet?

She’s saying: “Andy, I know you are from the US but it’s about time you learned to drive the proper way (giggle)...”

The “Super Van”! Love all the 70’s technology in it. But there’s no room to fuck!

[a9127]

Finally signed up to get my Coronavirus vaccine...

She's saying: "It's OK for us to date now Andy, looks like I'm not married anymore..."

Lady Redbeard "Future Wife."

The 1950's maybe? "Nudie" films...

"I love you Andy. But really, you are too old for me."

1930's. Guess this is what people beat off to 90 years ago. Excuse me for a minute...

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Sex!

Christmas in May? Fuck yes! Works for me.

This is a married couple. Married. Couple. Looks like they are their late 20’s or early 30’s. They’re not 7 or 8. Why would they need this? She’s saying: “So, you really ARE a virgin, Andy?”

4711 cologne has been sold since the 1700’s. Have heard of it but am not familiar with it. I selected this ad because I think she’s hot. “Future Wife?”

“Soft smooth pliable vinyl.” Only $9.95. Just what I’ve been looking for in a woman all these years... But does she come with “AI”?

Jesus Christ! Maybe I’m missing the point. Who, exactly, was this ad targeted at? Is it a joke?

Tennis anyone? This videogame was released in April 1992. Don’t remember it or these ads. Would definitely have remembered this one. Somewhere north of Detroit, Michigan a precocious 9 year old boy and his mom are having the following conversation: “Andy! The door’s locked! Open it right now!” “Mom! Go away! I’m studying for a test...”