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06-18-2020
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Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40.
 “He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…”  She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date.  “Weird Tales.” Well. Just because…  “Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR.  Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked! 
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