Waiting for my dream girl

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The 60's again. According to "Pinterest" this is Judy Geeson.

A popular model and singer of the time, she is perhaps best known for her role in "To Sir With Love." And was on the series "Danger UXB" in the late 70's. You don't know what a UXB is? Look it up...

(That kid checking her out would definitely be me. )

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Chanel Santini's beauty staggers the imagination. I'm speechless...

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Today’s best CNN “fake ads.”

“Celebrity Height Differences.” Me on my date with Taylor Swift last night.

"Photos from “The Wild West.” Do you think this is really a modern picture? I did too. It’s just the way she looks. Doesn’t look like someone from the 19th century. Whatever, all I have to say is “Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!”

And this one was about “On-Line Classes in Zionsville.” My “future wife” is thinking “Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville!”

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Well shit. So when all else fails...

"He lives in Zionsville!"

(Never had any need for dating sites with that pic. Also I'm over 6'4", rich, educated, good looking, and drive a Corvette ZR-1. Why be modest? Everyone else thinks they're "God's gift to women." )

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This ad came up today. They are selling facemasks for the upcoming NFL season. The Indianapolis Colts are our local team. Of course the picture got my attention

Very good idea. Not necessarily for guarding against Coronavirus in crowds but rather to keep my wife from seeing me with my new girlfriend...

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The “fake ad” was vague. Something about “Locating an Attorney in Zionsville.” But I knew that being caught speeding through town (it’s 30 mph and I was doing over 100) in the ZR-1 this time would merit a severe sentence.

All I could do is throw myself on the mercy of the court.

The beautiful judge was new. Recently elected, I wondered if she would show me any “leniency”?

“Dr. Andy, I hereby sentence you to 1000 hours of community service to be served on consecutive Friday nights. You are to report to my chambers immediately.”

Then she smacked her gavel saying “this court is hereby adjourned.”

With my arms still handcuffed behind my back I was led to the judges chambers. The bailiff left us alone and exited the room locking the door.

Opening her black robe, she revealed her gorgeous body wearing only a black bra, panties, and stockings. Taking out her hard 7” cock which was already dripping with pre cum, she said: “You may begin serving your sentence…”

Kneeling before her. I knew exactly what to do…

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Today's best "fake ad." When I was very young, for a brief time we lived in New York City. My Dad sometimes took me on the subway. I would always look forward to it. Wonder why?