Waiting for my dream girl

[Boner]

Still, I would love to go riding motorcycles with Charlie’s Angels, Loni Anderson, or Diane McBain anytime. [/QUOTE]

I’d like to ride with Danielle on her bike!

Sorry for stepping on your post but maybe you can tell me what her motorcycle is? It’s sexy- but not as sexy as she is!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

I’d like to ride with Danielle on her bike!

Think it's a Honda VTX. My first thought was a Shadow but it's too big. All three of us could fit on there...

And this is Carrie Underwood posing on the Indian that was given to her by Miranda Lambert a few years ago.

Better put your boots and leather on Carrie. Wouldn't want anything to happen to those legs and feet.

(Carrie is another one of my "girls from Tennessee." Hayley, Miley, Taylor... Pretty sure she also lived in Franklin. Sexy pic. Would make a great poster.)

[a9127]

Today's best "fake ad" on CNN featured "Cosplayers Who Took It Too Far."

Of course I clicked on it!

But my all time favorite cosplayer has to be Tara Emory.

[a9127]

My date for this weekend has got to be…

Diane McBain from “The Mini Skirt Mob.” This picture however is from another movie. Maybe we should start a “Diane McBain Fan Club”?

With her “ex” in the movie. “Sorry dude, get lost…” I would have had her say “fuck off” but I don’t think they swore in movies back then.

She’s saying: “Bet you can’t catch me Andy…” Bet I can.

That looks small and uncomfortable. We would be better off on mine…

Wonder which one we’ll take? I read that she learned to ride a “big motorcycle” for this movie. She’s 5’7”. I have a “Fat Boy Lo.” I’d let her ride it—as long as she took me along.

“Shit. I didn’t expect his wife to show up…”

(This movie was filmed in Arizona. Wonder where? Biggest bike I’ve ever ridden was a retired colleague’s “Gold Wing.” About the size of a small car. V6 engine. Newest models have “Apple Music,” Bluetooth, and Navigation. Also can get a 7 speed “automatic” transmission. Was very easy to ride actually. Bet you could go to sleep. Not quite ready for one of those yet… Maybe in another 30 or 40 years? )

[Boner]

[QUOTE=a9127;276333]Think it's a Honda VTX. My first thought was a Shadow but it's too big. All three of us could fit on there...

Sounds good!

Looks Danielle looks like she's ready to go Maybe you could drive and I could sit behind Danielle?

[a9127]

The 60's again. According to "Pinterest" this is Judy Geeson.

A popular model and singer of the time, she is perhaps best known for her role in "To Sir With Love." And was on the series "Danger UXB" in the late 70's. You don't know what a UXB is? Look it up...

(That kid checking her out would definitely be me. )

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Chanel Santini's beauty staggers the imagination. I'm speechless...

[a9127]

Today’s best CNN “fake ads.”

“Celebrity Height Differences.” Me on my date with Taylor Swift last night.

"Photos from “The Wild West.” Do you think this is really a modern picture? I did too. It’s just the way she looks. Doesn’t look like someone from the 19th century. Whatever, all I have to say is “Yippie-Ki-Yay Motherfucker!”

And this one was about “On-Line Classes in Zionsville.” My “future wife” is thinking “Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville!”

[a9127]

Well shit. So when all else fails...

"He lives in Zionsville!"

(Never had any need for dating sites with that pic. Also I'm over 6'4", rich, educated, good looking, and drive a Corvette ZR-1. Why be modest? Everyone else thinks they're "God's gift to women." )