Early Experiences - What turned you on?

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Today CNN had a "fake ad" that was worth clicking on. It’s a series of photos from the “real” Woodstock that happened back in 1969. I’m sure I would have liked the music and women. Not the drugs or sleeping in the mud… Unfortunately most people my age remember “Woodstock ’99” and watched it on MTV. It’s better to forget that one…

Been thinking about how this would work… Guess I’d have to stand on the bumper.

She must be somebody. You know which one I mean.

This is Grace Slick and her friend Sally Mann. I have seen pictures of them before. Of course I know who Grace is… Hayley’s grandmother! Sally was a photographer and author and was married to Jefferson Airplane’s drummer according to the article. Looked her up. She was born in 1951 so she was 18 here. Only 18??? She’s younger than my mom…

This post IS about women so… I hope she’s “18.” Cute.

Yes! I knew my mom and dad were there. They never told me. Didn’t know General Motors allowed hair like that. Guess my dad was still at Michigan State.

“Future Wife.” I’ve seen this picture before. Even tried looking her up. It’s a Getty image so someone must know. I would not be born until the 80’s so she would be how much older than me?

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Really have enjoyed Zymurnaut’s recent "Forced Feminization" posts. Very nice... Also I know Boner and others have liked my "retro comic book" posts on here before.

Don't know if these are real or not. But some of them are kind of hot and fun to think about...

A few of these comics look like they may be originally from the "70's" going by the styles. Also, I noticed the one featuring students used the term "co-ed." We wouldn't use that term today but it refers to a female college student. So she's > 18.

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Shadowjack “One Night in a Bar”

Always have been attracted to beautiful women and very feminine cute guys. For as long as I can remember. Many of my stories reflect this as well.

Except I wouldn’t share “Jamie” with anybody.

(This works largely because it is consensual. Moderators: Jamie is 21. It’s her birthday.)

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Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40.

“He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…”

She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date.

“Weird Tales.” Well. Just because…

“Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR.

Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked!

[Boner]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by Boner

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

Help me out here --- what's her name?

BTW I love the black and white pic.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

Help me out here --- what's her name?

It's Carol Burnett. An actress and comedienne of the 60's and 70's she was also very beautiful. Her show was extremely popular and ran from 1967 to 1978. Probably before any of us were around. You can find it in repeats. Very funny with many celebrity guest stars.

A notable addition was Vicki Lawrence. Who, so the story goes, wrote to Carol as a young fan. Vicki bore a striking resemblance to Carol and was hired.

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

I am most familiar with Lawrence as much later she would play Miley's grandmother on "Hannah Montana."

This picture was identified as "Carol Burnett" however my first thought was it had to be Vicki Lawrence. That's how close in looks they were.

(Yes. I am sure it is Carol Burnett. )