Waiting for my dream girl

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OMG! “Back in 2009”? This is worse than the old man in the “born before 1985” ads. Who the fuck decided to use that picture (see below) to represent someone in their “30’s” anyway? I guess he could pass for an "older millennial." Christ. Just kill me now!

My 10 year old niece was born in March 2009. The 9 year old was born in May 2010.

Of course they did go trick or treating with me last week. Zionsville had it on the 26th. The weather sucked but we had a good time anyway. I went as “Hades” of course and they went as “Chica” and "Foxy” from Five Night’s at Freddie’s.

They thought I made an awesome Hades but was too young to be “Mal’s” dad. The funniest thing is that they think of Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson as “my age.” Or maybe me as “their age.” Yeah, 24… riiiight… works for me though. They also think of Dove as my “girlfriend.” Smart kids. My wife just says “You wish.”

So since this is a “Dream Girls” thread I better include a picture. This is Dove and Sofia dressed up for Halloween as characters from the movie “Hocus Pocus.” BTW my wife who knows everything, and is a very beautiful woman herself, says that Dove, Hayley, and Taylor are my three biggest "celebrity crushes" and there is no one else who is even close.

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She's saying "Is that an iPod? Gosh, you must have been 'born before 1985'. Sorry but I don't go out with older guys."

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For some reason this picture came up in one of those "fake ads" on CNN today.

It's Catherine Bell from "Jag" which ran from 1995-2005.

She played a "Lt. Colonel" so I suppose I should be standing at attention.

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Well damn, dude...

(The "age thing" says she "looks" 37. I would have guessed late 20's. Him? At 60? I think he looks "older." Maybe he's playing "Santa Claus"? Fuck. Billie Eilish would still be too old for me. BTW I can't post pics (yet) because she's still 17 (one more month) but if you are put off by Billie's "quirky" looks and style--hey, it seems to be working. She strikes me as a very bright young woman and you can't argue she's not talented. You need to find the picture of her in the "Varsity Jacket" with long bleached hair. If only she were 17 or 18 years older... sigh... Her "look" in that pic kinda remins me of Stephanie--my girlfriend back in high-school. )

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Fair is fair. Billie is approximately half my age. Would I date someone twice my age? Yes. But it would, like anything, depend on the person...

This is Loni Anderson. There was an article on her this morning. She's 74. The picture on the left is from the "WKRP" era which had it's run before I was born. I would guess this picture is from 1979-80. She's probably in her early 30's. Someone get me a time machine now!

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Since many of my "dream girls" are also involved in athletics or are cheerleaders , I thought I'd give you an "update" on Ohio State. Currently they are ranked #1. Ahead of Alabama, Clemson, LSU... everybody. Well, after LSU beat Alabama, some polls have LSU as #1 and Ohio State #2.

Seventeen years ago yesterday Purdue lost a close game to Ohio State. I didn't play very much, mostly just special teams, but we lost when they went for it on 4th down and scored a touchdown.

They would go on to win a National Championship.

I still remember it. But it could have been worse. This is the result of the Ohio State/Maryland game. Yes, you read it right. Seventy Three points.

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Another "fake ad." This time from MSNBC. Supposedly the "Women of WalMart."

Why does my "future wife" look like she's shopping at our local Target instead? Check out her shopping cart. I did... after I got past her heels and those legs...

(At least it's not another "Born Before 1985" ad featuring that same old man implying that's what people think of me in my 30's. Good grief! )