Waiting for my dream girl

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Went out “clubbing” last night in downtown Zionsville.

And I found the guy from the “Born Before 1985” fake ads! Hate to admit but that’s me. Yeah, I was "born before 1985." I work part time as a "male model" (but I don't do "hardcore"). So for all my “fans,” a gallery:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/...photo=76859833

Happy Halloween!

(It sucks here. Going to snow tonight as well. Err... I take that back, just looked outside, it's snowing now. So if Aleksandra actually does stop by I have a feeling we are going to have to find something to do indoors where it’s warm. BTW my favorite picture is the second one below. I'm sure he's saying "You lookin' at me?" Of course the third picture is my wife. )

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Well, I can't post any pictures of Billie Eilish just yet. Gotta wait untill she turns "18" this December.

But I can post a pic of Nina Dobrev dressed as Billie for Halloween.

("Billie" is very popular this year. Saw quite a few the other night. Maybe it's because her hit "Bad Guy" was #1? She's the youngest to do that since Demi Lovato in 2009. )

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1990? Is that the "new" standard now? Well, maybe I just "look" 50.

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OMG! “Back in 2009”? This is worse than the old man in the “born before 1985” ads. Who the fuck decided to use that picture (see below) to represent someone in their “30’s” anyway? I guess he could pass for an "older millennial." Christ. Just kill me now!

My 10 year old niece was born in March 2009. The 9 year old was born in May 2010.

Of course they did go trick or treating with me last week. Zionsville had it on the 26th. The weather sucked but we had a good time anyway. I went as “Hades” of course and they went as “Chica” and "Foxy” from Five Night’s at Freddie’s.

They thought I made an awesome Hades but was too young to be “Mal’s” dad. The funniest thing is that they think of Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson as “my age.” Or maybe me as “their age.” Yeah, 24… riiiight… works for me though. They also think of Dove as my “girlfriend.” Smart kids. My wife just says “You wish.”

So since this is a “Dream Girls” thread I better include a picture. This is Dove and Sofia dressed up for Halloween as characters from the movie “Hocus Pocus.” BTW my wife who knows everything, and is a very beautiful woman herself, says that Dove, Hayley, and Taylor are my three biggest "celebrity crushes" and there is no one else who is even close.

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She's saying "Is that an iPod? Gosh, you must have been 'born before 1985'. Sorry but I don't go out with older guys."

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For some reason this picture came up in one of those "fake ads" on CNN today.

It's Catherine Bell from "Jag" which ran from 1995-2005.

She played a "Lt. Colonel" so I suppose I should be standing at attention.

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Well damn, dude...

(The "age thing" says she "looks" 37. I would have guessed late 20's. Him? At 60? I think he looks "older." Maybe he's playing "Santa Claus"? Fuck. Billie Eilish would still be too old for me. BTW I can't post pics (yet) because she's still 17 (one more month) but if you are put off by Billie's "quirky" looks and style--hey, it seems to be working. She strikes me as a very bright young woman and you can't argue she's not talented. You need to find the picture of her in the "Varsity Jacket" with long bleached hair. If only she were 17 or 18 years older... sigh... Her "look" in that pic kinda remins me of Stephanie--my girlfriend back in high-school. )