Waiting for my dream girl

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Haven't had any fun with Purdue in a few weeks. Look what I found.

Bad Marketing or Clever Design?

This is a "head cover" for a golfing putter. It's not what first came to mind.

I don't use this style of putter anyway. But I bet "Purdue Pete" doesn't use it with his golf clubs either...

The phrase "Boiler Up" takes on a whole new meaning.

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The winner of my "be my date for Halloween" contest is Aleksandra as a "bloody" cosplay Carrie. I knew that six months ago.

She beat out some formidable competition by a wide margin. I decided based on the number of "views."

This afternoon in Zionsville I go Trick or Treating with my nieces. The weather sucks here right now, cold and rainy. They are going to go as Chica and Foxy from "FNaF". I'm still going as "Hades" from Descendants 3. Going to get ready. Got my hair. I'm just over 6'6" in my motorcycle boots. The rest is easy.

Now for my date with Aleksandra... This will be on the "real" Halloween. In Indiana, who knows, by then it might be in the 70's F with tornadoes. How awesome is that? I was thinking we could ride downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. A severe thunderstorm and lightning would be amazing. She looks great like that (I think she looks great anyway) and we'd probably scare the shit out of everybody with her riding on the back dressed like that. Of course we'd go to "High Velocity." Then we'd have all weekend to do whatever...

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Gotta go workout soon. What better way to prepare than with “Purdue Pete”?

Recently they tried out a new “prototype.” This is what was said by an actual student:

"I thought it was horrible. I was scared and he was kind of creepy."

From the inside. This is the “view” that Pete has. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

This “bobblehead” is sure to scare the piss out of anyone. Especially in the dark. That evil grin… Imagine if he were 7’ tall and alive. We might actually win a National Championship.

Weird. But the dude's got some serious guns. “Terminator Pete”? Hasta la Vista Baby!

This is what “new recruits” are given at “Mascot Camp.” Remind me never to go there. I’d be better off as a “30 something” linebacker. Could still stop the run.

NOT Pete. I added her... well... just because.

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Guess someone's been tracking my "searches" for Purdue stuff. She's really cute.

Wouldn't let her put that ugly "Purdue Pete" foam face on. She's too beautiful. Probably an Alabama fan anyway.

(Christ, I wear my old "Purdue Football" shirts when I workout. Saw this on line. Hell, just wearing that would add at least 25 lbs to your bench. Sorry Pete.)

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Born before 1985? Well I guess they should just bury me now. The first picture really is me. Truth. God I hate that pic... I especially hate that they use it so much without my permission. I’ll sue!!!

And you didn’t really think I owned a 2019 Corvette ZR-1? Did you? Or lived in Zionsville? No of course not. How could I afford that on my meager wages? Was reading the "You Didn't Build That" thread from 2012. Can't argue with such learned minds and sucessful business owners.

So here’s what I really drive: Told ‘ya. It’s a 1975 Brown Ford Pinto. Even has “Wander Indiana” license plates. Circa 1984-1986. So that's proof it's mine.

And of course, since this is my “Dream Girls” thread I will include a “dream girl.” Ashley Tisdale. Hope she doesn’t think I’m a “stan.” I'm afraid to post anything anymore.

She was born in 1985 so she is actually two years older than my wife. Of course she's 27 in the picture. Perfect!

Update: May have to change plans for Halloween. Forecast is for 22 degrees F and snow. Motherfucker! This is Indiana. Was hoping for a thunderstorm and lightning. May still get my wish. So Aleksandra and I will just have to think of something else to do on a cold night.

(This may well be my last post. I'm still planning to host a Remembrance ceremony at our house in November. Of course I'll remain active in the LGBTQ community. Fuck, it's my friends we're talking about! My only gripe is with some of the members who post on this site. There are a lot of cool people too. Wish they would post more! Lest the few ruin it for all. Maybe after I'm gone it will get better. After reading a few of the older posts however, I think smc was too tolerant.)

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Went out “clubbing” last night in downtown Zionsville.

And I found the guy from the “Born Before 1985” fake ads! Hate to admit but that’s me. Yeah, I was "born before 1985." I work part time as a "male model" (but I don't do "hardcore"). So for all my “fans,” a gallery:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/...photo=76859833

Happy Halloween!

(It sucks here. Going to snow tonight as well. Err... I take that back, just looked outside, it's snowing now. So if Aleksandra actually does stop by I have a feeling we are going to have to find something to do indoors where it’s warm. BTW my favorite picture is the second one below. I'm sure he's saying "You lookin' at me?" Of course the third picture is my wife. )

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Well, I can't post any pictures of Billie Eilish just yet. Gotta wait untill she turns "18" this December.

But I can post a pic of Nina Dobrev dressed as Billie for Halloween.

("Billie" is very popular this year. Saw quite a few the other night. Maybe it's because her hit "Bad Guy" was #1? She's the youngest to do that since Demi Lovato in 2009. )