Waiting for my dream girl

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Happy Halloween from “Purdue Pete”! ila had a great idea but I’m afraid if I show up for my date with Blake wearing one of these she’ll call the cops. I would...

Besides, I’m already going to my company’s party as “Hades” from Descendants 3, just need a “Mal” to go with me. Maybe Blake would be into that? At 6’2” she’s a foot taller than Dove Cameron. Either way, we’d make one “hell” of a couple.

Another possibility is my friend Aleksandra from Russia as a bloody cosplay “Carrie.” Her riding around on the back of my Harley looking like that would be awesome. We’d have a great time scaring the shit out of everyone.

My wife BTW wants nothing to do with any of this, so all of the above is fine with her. She just said “Go for it big guy…”

Seriously though, I am already spoken for at least for “Trick or Treating.” My two nieces, 9 and 10 are going out as characters from FNaF. Zionsville plans to have it on Saturday the 26th so the kids don’t have to worry about school the next day. You know they will fuck it up and candy will be expected on both nights. In Detroit they’d burn your house down if you didn’t deliver…

But I do like the Nike warmups they are wearing in the first picture. Must go to “Dicks” and get one (yes we really do have a store in Indiana called “Dicks”).

By the way the “Big Ten” now has 14 (or 16) teams. Nebraska and the others joined after I graduated. Penn State made 11 so they came up with the “new” logo below. That was in effect when I played. Still have stuff with that on it. I admire their creativity. See what they did? The current logo is last.

My dad would say the “Big Ten” is:

Michigan
Ohio State
Michigan State
Illinois
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Purdue
Indiana
Northwestern

All the “others” belong somewhere else.