Waiting for my dream girl

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This came up on my computer at work today. “Star Trek” was long before my time. Was trying to think of something dirty…

Instead, all I could come up with was “Live long and prosper.”

(If that was me it wouldn't be my ears that would be upright. )

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It was just a speeding ticket. But at my hearing, the Judge ordered me to her private chambers for my “sentencing.” After changing into black leather panties, bra, and 7” stiletto heels, she brandished a rattan cane saying I had been a “bad boy” and needed to be “taught a lesson.” Then she put me on "probation" saying I had to check in every Friday night at "her place."

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I forgot that I played in the “good old days” when we sometimes won. Today, “Purdue Pete” and his teammates got beat 35-7 by Penn State.

One of my former students (and a linebacker from our NAIA National Championship team of 2012) follows me on Twitter. He knows a lot about football. More than me...

He had this to say before the game: “Purdue’s offensive line is going to get their '3rd string' quarterback killed today.” Currently the Boilermakers are 1-4. Ohio State is 5-0. They will still beat IU. That’s like a National Championship around here.

(The last picture. I forgot, Mitch Daniels is now Purdue's President. He was Governor of Indiana and Director of the U.S. Office of Management and Budget under Bush. Jischke was President when I was there. Also I'd change the jersey to Women's Volleyball "17." )

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OK, since this IS a "Dream Girl" thread, thought you might like these pics of the "Golddusters," Purdue's dance team instead of more "Purdue Pete" (sorry dude...).

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Purdue University’s most famous alumni has to be Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon. However, “Purdue Pete” is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

Of course! We are an Engineering school. Let’s 3-D print a bunch of heads! (Note: Technology doesn’t always mean better… Or that you should…)

No comment…

“Get the fuck away from me creep…”

This doesn’t look good… Think I’ll just ask Blake out myself. I like my chances better anyway.

If I found this stuck to my dashboard, I’d toss it out the window and watch it get run over by a semi on I-65.

"Pervert Pete"? Shit. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing he’s watching me…

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I never got into "Star Wars." It was several years before my time and when interest picked up again in the late 90's I felt "too old" for it. The first time I ever saw it was in 1997. The 20th anniversary. With my girlfriend. Good make out movie...

Although I thought Darth Vader was awesome. The best line in the movie is when Harrison Ford says "It's WORSE..." A line I've "borrowed" many times.

But Princess Leia! I had no idea.

(RIP Carrie Fisher 1956-2016 )

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Maybe she could teach me?

(I thought I recognized her from somewhere. Don't know her name but she plays a doctor on Grey's Anatomy. My wife loves that show and I'm probably in enough trouble as it is... )