Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Tonight's CNN “fake ad” states that “This sweatshirt is saving American manufacturing.” Well, maybe. But if the United States is in need of a hoodie to save its economy we really are screwed… It’s worse than I thought.

But of course the ad grabbed my attention by featuring yet another one of my “future wives.” Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it?

It did give me an idea however. Since we are doomed, I’m cashing in everything I own now and moving to a remote island with my new friend where we won’t need stuff like clothes and can have sex every day.

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it? ...

That was also my first thought (and second and third and so on )

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Yes. Perhaps. Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. …it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake wearing one of those “mascot heads.”

Originally Posted by ila

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it.

Originally Posted by a9127

Just don't give me any ideas...

Ila may be on to something.

With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

A good selfie is the first step in dating.

Sharp Dressed Man. She’s bound to be impressed.

Purdue “Gangnam Style” Video. Can’t be worse than the Ohio State game I played in years ago can it? Umm... No. It can’t.

Shit. Definitely the wrong helmet to wear…

Dude gets around… Cheating already? What can I say?

Now I just have to figure out how to fit that head into my ZR-1 and somehow manage not to get pulled over on I-65. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

Rumor has it it's the size of his "hammer."

[a9127]

More fun with "Purdue Pete."

Now I realize what my degree prepared me for in life...

Yes, I have a set of four. Been a long day. Maybe I should use one now? Maker's Mark?

That's the last time I'm letting him listen to Slayer...

He has not won over my nieces. They think he's "scary" and "creepy." Especially the first one. The 10 year old said "I want to kill all of them."

Announcer: "Again it seems like Purdue's linebacker 'a9127' was distracted by something on the play. That time he let Michigan's running back go right by him into the end zone for a touchdown. His mind is clearly not in the game."

No comment. But God, I hope my wife never buys me one of these for my office...

[a9127]

While working out last night they had yet another “infomercial” for “Dr. Ho’s” treatments for pain and tension. I’ve since learned he is not a “real” doctor (surprise). At least not a medical one and I don’t know where his degree was from if any.

One of the featured “treatments” got my attention pretty quickly. A very attractive model was massaging some sort of oil on her legs, especially her upper, inner, thighs. I have played sports for many years and workout regularly—I have never experienced pain there.

But I could understand how, with a partner, or, hell, even alone, it might eventually lead to “reduced tension.”

I have a “doctorate” as well but mine is from Indiana University in Business. Shit, it could still work. I’ll just call myself “Dr. Hoe.” Seems fitting… and make my own infomercials.

Here’s someone that I’d love to have star in my videos. Her name is Paige Hathaway.