Waiting for my dream girl

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Originally Posted by a9127

This is NOT meant to be political in any way. In fact I’ve always carefully avoided discussing politics on here. Saw this today on CNN and simply thought it was an “interesting” picture. Obviously others did too, it’s already gone “viral.”

I think First Lady Melania Trump is an attractive woman and not really that old (49). Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, is considered very handsome among world leaders and is himself only in his 40’s. I'm sure nothing was going on.

But if that was me I’d be like “Room 605. 8:00 tonight?”

Hopefully this will usher in a new era of friendship and cooperation between the United States and our neighbors to the North.

It's worth noting that Melania is an intelligent woman and Trudeau is a idiot. I can't see there being anything more than a friendly greeting on the part of Melania.

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No “infomercials” last night at the gym. I was hoping to see my “PiYo” friend Chalene again. She really does need to stop by Zionsville sometime. A couple of very romantic restaurants and the downtown area is really nice to go for a walk later. Lots of warm nights still. Yes, I'm asking her out. Like she'll ever see this.

But I do remember these from years ago… The “Shake Weight.” Used to be commercials for them all the time. I even know someone who bought one (against my advice ).

The second picture. I’m not sure what she’s suggesting… Does she want to do that to me? Or do I just have a dirty mind? (Fuck, yes of course I do… ).

I don’t see what the big deal is. I can do that movement myself one handed without a weight. Although it would be lots more fun with a partner.

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Shit. I didn't think she'd actually post it...

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The Purdue “penis” has its beginnings in the 1990’s. I really don’t know how it got started. Or why a penis. Maybe when you don’t win games the fans look for other things to focus on. I never payed attention to it. You learn to “block out” everything anyway. I only knew of it from TV, our student newspaper, and some of the guys in my dorm. There was an unfortunate situation a few years ago where a player was injured and the crowd kept bouncing it around. That became a big story on ESPN. Not a good thing…

Yes we sucked or were mediocre for most of the time I was there. I often wonder what would have happened if my family had stayed in Michigan? Michigan State (my Dad’s alma matter) was very interested in me and there was a possible “full ride” scholarship. What made things hard is that I had to “try out” as a “unknown” walk on my Freshman year so I struggled. Injuries did not help. And my parents, especially, wanted me to focus on my classes. I started in Engineering. My degree by the way is in "Industrial Management." Looking back, guess I shoulda gone to “IU” but they were worse… My first wife had been a cheerleader at IU and was instrumental in helping me get into grad school there. Both my wives are nurses. They both have thought I displayed signs of "CTE."

Purdue football has been good at times (not recently however). Just before we moved down here, they had a decent team with a really good quarterback. I know you’ve heard of him. His name is Drew Brees. I’ve met him before. Not that much older than me. Good guy. Future HOF. With Andrew Luck’s retirement, Brees is probably my favorite NFL player. I still think the Saints got screwed last year (the “no call” if you follow football).

There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli.

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Originally Posted by a9127

There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli.

Well not that anyone cares, but wow, that "rumor" was short lived... Sunday the Colts signed Jacoby Brissett to a $30 million 2 year contract and signed Brian Hoyer (once the Browns "backup" for Johnny Manziel). So I guess no Eli. I thought it would have been awesome.

Also, to set the record straight, I struggled only as a "walk on" at Purdue my Freshman year. Did OK after that. But no we weren't very good. Rather would have played for Michigan State on a full scholarship. And yes, concussions are a serious issue. The new helmets don't seem to help that much. I'm sure I will always have some trouble as I get older.

Was it worth it? In many ways, yes. Especially the opportunity to play at that level.

Good things such as Teamwork, Leadership, Sense of Accomplishment, Connections in Business, Performing in front of thousands of people, learning about the Media, Public Speaking, etc. derived from football have helped me in my two other careers. And everything else has pretty much healed up over time. So in my 30's I'm in great shape other than possible CTE and the ocasional pain and "stiffness" when I get out of bed in the morning. Anyway I'd be too "old and slow" to play now... Unless I was a Quarterback or Kicker.

Since my football career ended my proudest achievement has been to recieve a special "Heavy Hitter" skull and crossbones t-shirt from my students who play at our university. This shirt was given only to outstanding defensive players on our National Championship team in 2012. It meant a lot to me.

It's kind of like a lifetime "fraternity." So yeah, it was worth it.

Andy

(The picture below. The real reason guys play football. )

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Early this morning I was getting ready for class and checked CNN to see what the “latest” on the Hurricane was. Who should show up but one of my “future wives.”

The first pic is from the ad for the sweatshirt that is supposed to “Disrupt American Manufacturing.” She’s allegedly an “Apple Engineer.” We’d have a lot in common. If not, we could always base it on sex…

Haven’t seen her in a long time. Thought she had forgotten all about me.

Anyway, still don’t know her name… figured if she’s following me around like that she must really like me.

So I thought I’d ask her out this weekend.

Only problem was I couldn’t find a name. But I did find a few more pictures. Hope my wife doesn’t find out…

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Kayleigh Coxx.