Waiting for my dream girl

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Jesse. Nice to wake up to this morning. This reminds me, I’ve got to “clean up my act.”

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Wanted to share the latest pic of me with my new girlfriend this morning at the park in Zionsville.

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Another “clickbait” article. This time about words and phrases from the 1980’s you should stop using. Except that most of them I don’t remember and others are from the 90’s and 2000’s. At least they could fucking get it right. You think?

My personal favorite, “Gag Me With A Spoon!” was singled out for especially harsh criticism. I use it all the time as a joke and sadly it is still appropriate for many things today. I’m surprised “Awesome” didn’t make their list. Maybe because everybody, even Grandma and Grandpa, still uses it.

But I was puzzled by their example of an “80’s geek.” She looks like she was born in the mid-nineties. Not the 80’s. Anyway, as far as I’m concerned my “future wife” can say whatever she wants. “Like, totally…”

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From the Daily Mail (so you know it must be true).

'He is the love of my life': Woman, 20, reveals she has 'married' a ZOMBIE DOLL that she got when she was 13 - as she details how she and the figurine even 'consummated' the union.

Felicity married her zombie doll, on September 15, 2018.

The ceremony, which took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, cost her $500.

Her father bought the doll for her when she was 13 years old.

Felicity's doll was purchased online on a 'creepy' doll collection website. (Me: Never would have guessed. ).

The Massachusetts-native claims that the zombie doll is now 37 years old (Me: Shhh… Don’t tell everyone. I still list my age as "29." Thanks a lot. ).

The pair share intimate moments, according to Felicity, who says the doll is the ‘love of her life’. (Me: Well I guess if I can’t meet Dove Cameron… ).

(Thought that was a pretty good pic of me. I don't wear a suit that often. Photographer got my "good side." Probably get lots of dates now... But I don't think I look 6'4" in these pictures. Must be the camera. ).

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This "Zombie Doll" thing is even creepier than the "man marries anime character." And did they mean what I thought they meant by consummated?

Clothes make the man... This was a few years ago with my "ex." Used this pic on Tinder. Still don't understand why no one "swiped right."

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Angeles Cid.

One of my favorite photo sets. I always imagine this is back at my place, it's early morning and we have just spent the night together. She looks so beautiful.

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Descendants 3 was awesome. Watched it last Friday night with my nieces as planned. I gave it an “A” on a fan site later that evening. “Hades” does in fact turn out to be “Mal’s Dad.” He is, as played by Cheyenne Jackson one of my two favorite characters in the movie (the other is his daughter of course. ).

If they ever decide to do a 4th Descendants, they would make the most amazing Father/Daughter superhero combo ever. Either that or just have them join the cast of the “Avengers.”

So I’ve decided to go as Hades for Halloween (even though I’m still not old enough to be Dove’s dad ). The problem is getting a date. Dating my own “daughter” would be too weird (did I already say I’m not old enough to be her dad? Oh I did? Sorry… ) although my wife said she would go as “Mal” if I wanted. That might work. And our friends would probably think it was hilarious.

But of course, several months ago I already decided who I wanted to be my date for Halloween this year. She can be no one other than my friend Aleksandra from Russia who makes a very sexy yet bloody cosplay “Carrie.” I think the two of us would make a great couple. Especially with her riding on the back of my Harley looking like that.

We could always drop in on her prom later and "raise hell." Definitely would be a night to remember.