The Homophobic Obsession Of The Catholic Church

[russellwu]

@Shemale Seeker: i LOL'd! Brilliant joke
@TheSkronkDonkey: I agree with George Lucas. It seems, however, from all the news about parents trying to get teachers fired for teaching evolution/sex ed, etc... and all other distrubing stuff like racism and religious fundamentalism, that his dream is still a long way off from reality...

[SHEMALE_SEEKER]

Thank you russellwu, It is a joke, yes, but it shows us a glimpse of what happens in real life regarding religion.
any way, glad you liked it.

[Tiffanydoll]

Fear is the churches greatest weapon they use to there advantage all the time. and always have something to bitch about but the fact more then a few if ministers in there ranks have been caught groping kids is being a hypocrite.

But thats the church right,


The bible is something people to live life buy not to be taken seriously people who are hardcore about religion are the ones who end up killing becasue god said so and all that crap.

[sesame]

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
-- Emo Phillips

Shemale-seeker,
Thanks for sharing this brilliant joke with us. Its really funny and shows how we are so blind to Real spiritual truths and cling to superficial garbage like being catholic or protestant or lutheran or other religious, color, race-based sectarianism.
Jesus said, "Love your enemy, forgive everyone."
The early christians went on Holy hunting trips to free the holy land from the unholy infidels every few years. And bathed Jerusalem with human blood! We didnt understand a word of what Jesus said!
Jesus taught Love, the church taught us to seek out heretics, pagans, witches non-believers, abominations, sinners and to hate them, or better burn them at stake! What is wrong with 'em?
Love and hate are two diametrically opposite things. Morons! Who is the sinner now? The innocent lives taken or the church itself?
If you practice one, drop the other.
Jesus, my friend, it seems like you died on that cross for nothing! Next time mix your lessons with some spice. People here on earth just crave entertainment. Love seems too lofty for us.

[sesame]

The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.....yeah makes perfect sense.

Clever choice of words .
Funny, no doubt.
All cosmology, including Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Indian, just name it... seems like stories told under the influence of cannabis
But if you consider them as fables with some inner meaning, then they dont appear as bullshit anymore.

[SHEMALE_SEEKER]

U R welcome sesame.

[russellwu]

Cosmic Jewish Zombie? I think he was featured in the Futurama movie along with Santa Claws and the African equivalent of Santa. XD

[BlueRaven88]

wouldn't know i haven't seen the futurama movie sorry