funny joke!

[smc]

^ Having myself been called to jury duty in Massachusetts, I can assure you that Sal will be no less qualified to sit in judgment of humans than some of the people I observed at the courthouse.

Of course, that probably goes for anywhere.

Our local media has had a f(el)ine time with this story. One lawyer said:

"I?m thinking he?ll probably get picked for a jury since jurors are often picked for their lack of opinion on anything. Then again, most cats are pretty opinionated."

[franalexes]

What's more unlucky than dating a girl with paper tits?
Finding she also has a cardboard box.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

What's more unlucky than dating a girl with paper tits?
Finding she also has a cardboard box.

Have you seen "Lars and the real girl", very funny.

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

Have you seen "Lars and the real girl", very funny.

Don't you think "tragi-comic" is a more apt descriptor? It seems to call for some empathy.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

Don't you think "tragi-comic" is a more apt descriptor? It seems to call for some empathy.

True enough, the communities support for him was indeed heartwarming and having her elected to the school board was very funny. Also, it turned out not to be a tragedy after all. The love of the community brought him back to reality. A surprisingly good film.

[ladyboyadmirer]

Surprise surprise!

[smc]

Once upon a time, a guy struggling to decide what to wear to a costume party. Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"