funny joke!

[randolph]

Coyote Population

The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were
presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the
coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the
tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the
tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.


What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males
would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population
would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta
Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta
Government and the Alberta Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of
minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference
room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you
understand our problem.

Those coyotes ain't fuckin' our sheep.....they're eatin' 'em!'
You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter!

[johndowe]

Hi there.

About the castration of the wolfs, in the wolf pack only the alpha male mates, not the others, nature's way of enduring that only the strongest survive, so if they castrated all the wolves in the pack exept the alpha male, the problem would NOT be solved, great idea, don't you think?

JohnDowe.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by johndowe

Hi there.

About the castration of the wolfs, in the wolf pack only the alpha male mates, not the others, nature's way of enduring that only the strongest survive, so if they castrated all the wolves in the pack exept the alpha male, the problem would NOT be solved, great idea, don't you think?

JohnDowe.

Interesting point, your probably right. If the alpha male was castrated then a weaker male would take over. If this was done over time the pack may become extinct.

[randolph]

Subject: apple



> Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
> store and play music.
>
>
>
> The iTiT will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker
> size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because
> women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and
> not listening to them.

[randolph]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.