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[Mel Asher]

Oooh ! This looks like fun ! !

Can anybody have a go at this poetry thing ?

Let me see - ( adopts meditative poetic pose )

Romantic, Obscene, Humorous, Cynical - the choice is wide.
How about some member Nonsense Verses like that ones from the famous Edward Leere ? You know, like Isaac Asimov's dirty limericks ( US SciFi giant ).

OK. I'll make a start :

There once was a Tranny from Trentham
Who...
She shoved in her. . .
And twiddled her . . . etc.

That sort of thing anyway. Now, over to all you creative bards ( and bardesses ) - I'll add my half a groat's worth later !