Don't try this at home

[Pippa]

It was a great joy to me when I was starting to like cross-dressing to discover a plastic bag in my mother's underwear drawer full of old nylon stockings which she no longer wore. Why she kept them I don't know, but if she didn't want to wear them I certainly did. But there was a problem there - she kept the stockings, but nothing to fasten them to.

But I thought about it, and came up with a solution. I had (in British English) a pair of clip on braces (in American English a pair of clip on suspenders) which I could use as a (in American English) garter belt (in British English a suspnder belt [Oh, the joys of this common language]). (I'm British, so I'm going with the British English terms.)

This worked pretty well, and was the first time I got to wear stockings, parading in front of the mirror, admiring myself to death etc. Then I started to make myself come, and somehow the hand movements just made one of the clips come loose. WHACK! Round from behind me it flew and hit me right in the balls.

So kids... Yes, you've got it. Don't improvise, but save your money instead and buy something safe and sexy to hold up your stockings, whatever term you use to describe it.