Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Yes. Perhaps. Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. …it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake wearing one of those “mascot heads.”

Originally Posted by ila

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it.

Originally Posted by a9127

Just don't give me any ideas...

Ila may be on to something.

With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

A good selfie is the first step in dating.

Sharp Dressed Man. She’s bound to be impressed.

Purdue “Gangnam Style” Video. Can’t be worse than the Ohio State game I played in years ago can it? Umm... No. It can’t.

Shit. Definitely the wrong helmet to wear…

Dude gets around… Cheating already? What can I say?

Now I just have to figure out how to fit that head into my ZR-1 and somehow manage not to get pulled over on I-65. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.