Self pleasure

[bintz]

I use a cucumber. I peel it, then use a knife to carve it more into the shape of a cock, head and all. I've gotten pretty good at it. Then I put it in a pot of water to heat on the stove, so it gets warm through and through. It's extremely life-like after that, especially texturally. It's hard, but not unnaturally hard like a plastic dildo or something. There is still a "softness" to it. I'll sometimes suck it for a while, which gets me really horny, then I'll lube it up and fuck my ass crazy.