Waiting for my dream girl

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Purdue University’s most famous alumni has to be Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon. However, “Purdue Pete” is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

Of course! We are an Engineering school. Let’s 3-D print a bunch of heads! (Note: Technology doesn’t always mean better… Or that you should…)

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“Get the fuck away from me creep…”

This doesn’t look good… Think I’ll just ask Blake out myself. I like my chances better anyway.

If I found this stuck to my dashboard, I’d toss it out the window and watch it get run over by a semi on I-65.

"Pervert Pete"? Shit. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing he’s watching me…