Does liking whiskey make you gay?

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Originally Posted by GCharles

You sir, are a fool. As the inventors of the drink, the Irish veresion is the superior. And as Irish whiskey is distilled 3 times as opposed to the scotch twice, it is a smoother drink. So infact it's the scotch which is paint stripper and Irish which is the more refined and superior drink.

However, they both can make a man psychotically violent if drunk in the required quantity.

Who the FUCK are you calling "sir"?!?!