Does liking whiskey make you gay?

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by smc

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.