Embarrassing Sex Accidents - have you had any?

[tlover]

Just remember some more embarrassing accidents.
My gf and i were masturbating each other, really getting into it anyway i had a great spunky climax the spunk shot out of my cock and right into my eye, it was very painful, almost blinded myself.
Gf thought it was hilarious.

Another one not really an accident more gross.
My gf is into outdoor sex, as a treat for her, we went to a favorite spot in some woods we had great sex and after i cum we lay back for a couple of minutes when I felt a tingling on my cock, when i looked down there were hundreds of flies crawling all over my cum covered cock, i hate flies there disgusting insects and i freaked out, screaming and jumping about.
Gf thought that was hilarious too.