Don't try this at home

[Kirsty Scott]

Originally Posted by Pippa

Is it ever safe to use a vacuum cleaner to make yourself come?

Well, there I was, just a kid. I'd read the articles in newspapers about how you might get your cock stuck in the tube, or all the skin might get sucked off, and I thought no that can't be true. I put my finger up the tube and all the skin didn't get sucked off it. So, very carefully, I thought, I approached my cock with it. Not carefully enough, though - next thing I know is a thud of pain as my left bollock got sucked in there instead!

Holy shit! No vacuum cleaner in history has ever been turned off so quick.

I abandoned the experiment for that night. And it wasn't just a case of blue balls, more like black 'n' blue.

So kids, don't try this at home.

Did you dress the vacuum cleaner up in stockings and lingerie first?

You have to be very careful .... You really are Dyson with Death.

Kirsty
xxx xxx