funny joke!

[Jenae LaTorque]

Originally Posted by johndowe

Hi there.

Very good one.
Your uncle Em is quite the character, isn't he.
JohnDowe.

Yup! He sure is!

A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Galveston, Texas. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, there, how are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"This is the first time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she queried.

"No, I live on my Grapefruit Farm up in East Texas. I am down here visiting my daughter," he answered, and again he resumed reading.

Trying desperately to find any topic of common interest, she persisted," Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, Uncle Em dropped his book, jumped off his blanket, and climbed on top her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most wonderful, passionate sex she'd ever experienced in her entire life. After the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

Uncle Emory replied...... "How did you know my name was Katz?"