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Originally Posted by Vanillas
As Woody Allen said, "Masturbation is sex with someone you love." And I love it. Though it can't cook or clean house and I can't take it to the theater, neither does it harangue or nag or complain when I leave the toilet seat up.
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So the truth comes out... You like shemales because they're less likely to yell at you for leaving the seat up?
I don't care either way as long as you don't splash all over the rim. But I swear, some guys should just start sitting down.