As you can probably tell from
my post above, Wonder Woman made an awesome first Babysitter for a little kid from Detroit.
When I got older, like many boys, I often fantasized about “tying up” my babysitter.

Wonder Woman sensed this and let me bind her with her “magic lasso” once in a while. Of course she could always escape if she wanted.
But sometimes she would tie ME up instead...
For my 16th birthday, she invited her friend Harley Quinn and as you can see it was The.Best.Birthday.Ever!!!
It was only when I was about “27” that my parents became concerned...

