Twenty-Five years ago. Can’t be. Can’t fucking be! The summer of 1995. To a precocious 12 year old Alicia Silverstone was the ultimate “dream girl.”





One of my first huge “celebrity crushes” Alicia was actually just a few months older than my first wife. I also had crushes on Stacey Dash

and Brittany Murphy (RIP 1977-2009)
And had the same phone as Alicia. Well pretty much everyone did back then… It was either Motorola or Nokia. Anyone remember those?
She’s saying “Andy. Whaddya mean you aren’t old enough to drive yet? I thought we had a
date…”
And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class?