Today's "fake ad" ended up taking me to an article on “celebrity heights” which in turn led me to Reddit and a discussion on “height and dating.” Still don’t know who they are (think it’s wrestling) but at least
one of them could have her way with me anytime. You
know which one… So it's a date?
Of course if it’s on “Reddit” you know it’s true. Their members all know so
much!

This post however, is the one that really got my attention:
Quote:
Guys,
30M here, 5’6, bald, eastern US. I’ve been trying my luck on online dating sites, such as hinge and okcupid. I put my height down, and I still get a decent amount of likes every day. I’m in good shape, definitely muscular but not roided. I think I’m average in terms of looks. Have a good job.
I’m starting to match with really great women that say I’m a catch as well. They follow up in text and appear to be genuinely interested. They’re mostly in their mid 30’s, but I don’t mind. Also I’m getting the most interest from asian women(I love asian women so win win), although the one that called me a catch is about an inch taller than me. I’ve also gotten likes from 5’8 women.
I’m beginning to think my height isn’t a huge deal. I think my pictures are shitty and if improved could yield even more success.
I feel like I’m slowly losing my height insecurities.
I think my goal is not only to find the love of my life, but serve as an inspiration on here that a 168cm guy can find love and an amazing career(already checked that one off). I think it’ll take a little more time, but I want the next update to this post to be that I’ve found my gf and future wife.
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Sounds fake to me. Like something from a “clickbait” ad. Christ, thought he was selling CBD oil or “penis enlargement” at first. Maybe he’s actually that 87 year old guy in the “Born Before 1985” ads?
Lots of things wrong with this. For example: “asian” women? With a small “a”? and “Eastern US”? (what’s so bad about being from New Jersey or New York or Boston?

).
He gets “likes” because of all the bots and spammers.
I used the “YUNo” guy’s picture once, said I was “60” and 4’11” and still got hundreds of “likes.” Right below this post you can see some of my “future wives.” Maybe
I should be the one giving “dating advice”?