More “ED” fun! This is what they “advise against” doing in favor of whatever they’re selling. Bet that
works though. Hell I’d get hard. Especially if Tyra (above) did that to me.

Seriously though, I read a story once of a guy that shot cocaine into his dick. It got infected and had to be “surgically removed.”
He’s “35”?

Whatever. I’ve seen him before in those fake “Born before 1985” mortgage ads. His name is “Brian Johnson.” Brian, you sly dog you.
And this couple was “Born before 1985” so they are
my age? No, it's just me who's old. My wife was born in 1987. She’s still a fuckin’ kid…