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Originally Posted by Bionca
Is this sports again??
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Bionca baby if you can keep helping us with tips on how to satisfy one's tgirl lover, we can try to bring you up to speed on football (that's the game played with a round ball not the one played with a ball shaped like a testicle).
Some pointers:
1) Brasil is the world's greatest producer and exporter of tgirls; it's also the greatest producer and exporter of quality footballers. Many are earning their money playing in Europe (both footballers and tgirls!).
2) Ronaldo, a Brasilian star footballer now past his best, was recently involved in a scandal when he hired three transvestite prostitutes. An argument ensued and it's not clear whether it was because he was surprised to discover they were men, or whether there was disagreement over whether the step-over or the nutmeg was the best way to deceive an opponent. (Glossary: 'step-over' - passing the foot over the top of the ball without touching it, to send the opponent the wrong way; 'nutmeg' - playing the ball through the legs of an opponent.)
3) Cristiano Ronaldo (not to be confused with Ronaldo) is a handsome young Portuguese player currently considered the best in Europe. He is the acknowledged master of the step-over. He's also prone to group sex with prostitutes (allegedly) - this maneuver is referred to as the 'leg-over'!
Hope this helps. It's a simple game really.
