A tracker salesman is having a beer with a farmer on the porch when a three legged pig cuddels up next to the farmer.
"What's up with that pig?" The salesman asked. "And the missing leg?"
"This pig is a hero." The farmer says proudly. "Just last month a beam fell on me in the barn and he pulled me out."
"Did he losse his leg doing that?"
"Oh no." The farmer replied. "Last week while plowing a field I passed out from the heat and the pig brought me some water."
"But what about the missing leg?" The salesman demanded.
"Hey Mister you don't eat a hero all at once!" The farmer said.