[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. (watch out for the lightening strike)

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day.