Waiting for my dream girl

[a9127]

This section never looked promising to me. I'm not sure adding "chat" to TLB would help any. The "chat" screen I remember looked like something from the early 90's. Some of the conversations were awkward. But in fairness I've never been a fan of "chatrooms" for many reasons. Maybe for others they are a great way to meet people? I've always wondered how many people ever actually found anyone for real on here? Did you actually meet somewhere and go on a "date"?

My wife has read some of the ads in this thread. Her comment was "They all are looking for somebody 'hot' but almost none of them share anything about themselves that would make them attractive to others... I wan't to know something interesting about that person... Why should I go out with you? And please don't show me a 'pic of your dick'."

To me the strengths of this site are the friendships, discussion, and sharing of interests (and sometimes very personal information) that we might not be able to do anywhere else. Certainly not publicly. The balance of discussion of issues and personal experiences with the "porn" aspects is something I've not seen elsewhere. :respect:

(Yes, I know that there are members who enjoy sharing pictures of their cock. And other's seeing them. I think on a site like this it's fine. My wife I'm sure was thinking more about unwanted "sexting." ;))

[a9127]

What is amazing is that this pic (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=267499&postcount=35) has accumulated over 30 views. I had no idea I was so popular on here. :lol::lol::lol:

Anyway, my wife is a nurse and is of course familiar with these dolls. She says if I ever let another nurse do that to me "the man" really would be killed. :(

[a9127]

From January 2016...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/quora/the-truth-about-dating-tr_b_9081168.html

[a9127]

Last night my wife and I went to watch “Deadpool 2.” ***Spoiler Alert*** Deadpool’s girlfriend is killed early in the movie and he tries to get to her on the other side. Eventually he makes it appearing as Ryan Reynolds and not the scarred “Deadpool.” They kiss and she tells him it’s not his time yet. So he returns.

My wife thought this was a touching ending. Especially after blowing shit up for two hours. She remarked that it would be awesome if, when we die, I would end up looking like Ryan Reynolds… :( :innocent:

Of course I gave it five stars. :respect:

[a9127]

Found on CNN this morning. It must have something to do with that "born before 1985" thing. Now I know what someday I want to do with my life:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/02/health/ossan-renting-middle-aged-men-in-japan-intl/index.html

Wow. $9 USD per hour! I’ll try not to spend it all at once. Of course I’ll use the image below as my “profile pic.” :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

Desperately in need of a new image if I’m ever going to get laid. Something that will make any woman instantly want to go to bed with me. Was searching the Internet for advice and found this.

https://www.eater.com/2014/4/24/6236135/ronald-mcdonalds-millennial-makeover-includes-selfies-cargo-pants


First published in 2014, here’s an excerpt:

…attempt to be "to be modern and relevant”… (Me: Yeah, for 1985 maybe.)

…includes yellow cargo pants and a vest "accompanied by a red-and-white striped rugby shirt." He will also be sporting a "whimsical new red blazer" and a special bowtie for special events…

…using the hashtag #RonaldMcDonald" the release quotes him as saying, "Selfies …here I come!"

Damn! What’s next? The cover of “GQ”? His own “Bachelor” reality show? :lol::lol::lol:

I can’t imagine the beautiful, successful, millennial woman who would not “swipe right” on this. If I had only known I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last month. Hayley I’m sure would have invited me back to her dressing room. After seeing this, Dove Cameron walked off the set of “Descendants 3” and headed to Zionsville. Miley, just this week said she and Liam have “no plans to get married anytime soon.” My beautiful 6’4” volleyball player, Manon, jumped on a plane in Amsterdam and flew to Indianapolis. And Nicole Ferri asked me to come live with her in Argentina on a private beach where we can have sex every day for the rest of our lives. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(It’s gotta be the shoes. You know what they say about people with “big feet”? :innocent: Disclaimer: I don’t ever go to McDonalds. Since reading this yesterday, I learned he “retired” in 2017. So I guess it didn't work. :()

[a9127]

I may have judged Ronald's new "threads" prematurely. Now where can I get bright yellow cargo pants and a vest? :drool::lol::innocent:

Just being one of the guys... :respect:

"But officer she looked 18." :(

(Yep. After the "evil clown" sightings in 2016, McDonald's scaled back his "brand representation." FYI both of my nieces think he's "creepy" with or without the makeover. :lol:)

[a9127]

The first step in on-line dating they say is to write a good description of yourself. So here goes...

Actually, I was a poor student (had to repeat first grade twice) and then was cut from my 5th grade flag football team. Was born in 1949. Drive a beat up ’84 Buick. Still a virgin. Live in a rusted out trailer near Zionsville. 5’7” 300 pound “musclehead.” Smoke weed, do meth and coke regularly. Favorite album is Pat Boone “In a Metal Mood.” Favorite song is “Afternoon Delight.” Favorite movie is “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” Got fired from my job delivering for Pizza Hut. The only exercise I get is going out to my mailbox to collect my welfare check. Other than that I sit around all day jacking off to t-girl porn off my neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi connection. Into autoerotic asphyxiation and CBT. Once I tried picking up prostitutes down on Washington street but even they wouldn’t have anything to do with me. There was this one that was really hot but she turned out to be a cop.

Sound better? :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

Since I did name this thread "Waiting for my dream girl" after all, I'll be serious for once.


There may be hope for this forum after all. I see that "Mrs. a9127" umm... I mean Nicole Ferri, has over 30 views in the above post alone. That's good. :drool::inlove:

Hayley has gotten more views than any other ciswoman I've posted. You ought to know that she is not only my Number 1 celebrity crush (is it that obvious? :lol:) but she also supports LGBT rights and has been very outspoken on social issues. I also think she's one hell of a talented singer. Is incredibly beautiful, intelligent, very well spoken and doesn't put up with shit. I'm pissed that my last post of her got only one view. One fucking view! Seriously I can't say enough good about her. When I posted the video of "Airplanes" a few months ago, I remembered that one of the lines goes something like this: "What would you wish for if you had one chance?" The first thing that crossed my mind was "Yeah, but I don't know if Hayley would like living in Zionsville..." :innocent::inlove::respect:

A few people (eight as of when I'm writing this) have even viewed my post on Chloe Anderson, the volleyball player, in the "Transsexual News" thread and read the article. Her story is very inspiring. I'd think if you truly supported transwomen you would want to know more about her. And others like her. She's a real person. Beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, courageous, and a great athlete. Personally I think she'd make an awesome girlfriend... Sigh... :blush::inlove::respect:

I am serious about leaving TLB for good. But I'm not ready to just yet, maybe things will improve. The last few days I've felt like I'm completely wasting my time here. There are many other outlets and forums where my accomplishments, posts, and other contributions have been recognized. I'm active in lots of things around Indy including being an advisor to LGBT students. That means a lot to me. It's all in my WordPress profile. I get lots of views for my stories. That's really good. Yup, that's me. Maybe you think it's all bullshit. I've kind of suspected that was the case. Hate to break it to you but it's not.

It was nice of my friends Fran and Boner to ask me to stay (I would very much like to) but things didn't improve and my heart just isn't in it anymore. :broken:

(There was a moderator who once said that where I live "is the kind of place 'girls like that' are trying to get away from." Zionsville might not be much but here's some homes for sale (https://www.searchindyhomelistings.com/search/quick?beds=1&city=Zionsville%2CIN&minprice=175000&page=1&perpage=12&soldproperty=0&sortby=highestprice&type=quick), I live on W. Stonegate. We do have the only Bentley dealership around. Next to a Dairy Queen.)

[Gisker]

Since I did name this thread "Waiting for my dream girl" after all, I'll be serious for once. :innocent:

Nicole Ferri. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Very nice picture. Much appreciated. :)

[a9127]

Very nice picture. Much appreciated. :)

Thanks. Glad you like Nicole. She's really beautiful. :inlove: I will be posting more of her for sure! ;)

[a9127]

...I am serious about leaving TLB for good. But I'm not ready to just yet, maybe things will improve. The last few days I've felt like I'm completely wasting my time here. There are many other outlets and forums where my accomplishments, posts, and other contributions have been recognized. I'm active in lots of things around Indy including being an advisor to LGBT students. That means a lot to me. It's all in my WordPress profile. I get lots of views for my stories. That's really good. Yup, that's me. Maybe you think it's all bullshit. I've kind of suspected that was the case. Hate to break it to you but it's not.

It was nice of my friends Fran and Boner to ask me to stay (I would very much like to) but things didn't improve and my heart just isn't in it anymore. :broken:...


Had a very nice PM exchange with ila over the weekend. Have decided to remain a member. So I guess you're just gonna have to put up with me. :(

I hope ila gets the respect and admiration he deserves. I personally think this place would have fallen apart years ago were it not for his wise and even handed moderation. His thoughtful posts (going back to 2008-09) are what made me join TLB in the first place many years ago. Maybe some of our members from back then will begin to participate once again. :respect::respect::respect:

[a9127]

From CNN:

Middle-age drinkers are more concerned about their embarrassing or childish behavior resulting from drinking alcohol than about the health risks associated with it, a new study has found.

Researchers found that people ages 30 to 65 believe drinking is safe as long as they can still meet their responsibilities and their behavior remains socially acceptable.

The impact of alcohol on health was either "described as a minor concern or not considered at all" by middle-aged people included in the study, which analyzed drinkers in Britain, Australia, Japan and Norway.
The study by researchers at the University of Adelaide analyzed nine previous British studies and four from other countries to build an understanding of why middle-aged people consume alcohol.

It highlighted that middle-aged people drink mainly to relax, to reclaim or enforce their identities and due to gender norms.

Shit, the woman in the picture that accompanied the story looks like she’s maybe in her late 20’s. “Middle Age” is creeping up on her... No wonder she appears depressed. :(

Maybe she just needs a “drinking buddy.” Bet I could help her finish that. ;) And another and another… Who knows where it might lead? :drool: :innocent:

(So 30 is “middle age” now? 30? 30??? Someone turning “30” this year was born in 1988. That means Hayley will be “middle aged” soon, so will Taylor Swift, and Miley isn’t far behind. I guess I always have had a thing for “older women.” Especially those three. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Who thinks this shit up anyway? Fake news for sure. Looking on the bright side, according to CNN's wide “age range” I’ll be “middle aged” for a long time. Hell, I’ll probably never get “old” according to this article. :lol:)

[a9127]

Another one of those “Fake Ads” from CNN. This one’s called “Things Flight Attendants Notice About Passengers In 3 Seconds.”

I noticed several things too:

She’s really cute. :inlove:

The way she’s looking at me as I get on the plane. I didn’t realize it was that obvious. Better cover it with my carry on baggage… :innocent:

Her very short uniform and the way she’s sitting. Also the position of her right hand… Maybe she's been playing with her cock? :drool:

Why do I get the feeling we’re gonna end up joining the “mile high” club sometime during this flight? ;)

(I hate flying. Maybe she was just trying to make me feel relaxed? It must have worked. About an hour into the flight she joined me in the rest room. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was great. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded... :blush:)

[a9127]

From Esquire:

This week in "Everything Is Dumb, Humanity Is Broken," a 69-year-old man is petitioning to legally have his age lowered to 49 because it fits his body better, claiming that age is fluid, like gender or my faith in humanity. The Dutch man, Emile Ratelband, was born in 1949 and works as a pensioner in his hometown of Arnhem.

The whole thing kicked off after Ratelband, who literally described himself as a "young god," :lol: felt he was being discriminated against on dating apps. Regarding the 20-year-shed reported in The Guardian, Ratelband goes on to say, "When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position." Pretty presumptive to think that it's the 69 (nice) that's deterring potential partners and not, say, the penchant to call yourself a "young god."

Unfortunately, I believe Ratelband weakens his already shaky argument by comparing his proposed “age adjustment” to changing one’s gender legally. Not only is that offensive to many (to me it sure as hell is) but it’s the wrong comparison and shows his ignorance.

However he has given me a great idea! :respect: I’ve decided to petition a judge to make me “18” again. :innocent: The same age as Hayley Williams in the picture I’ve posted below. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

As for our misguided friend. I couldn’t help but run the “age test” on him. Check it out. A “young god” he is not. :( He might want to think about having more than 20 years deducted. Maybe see a plastic surgeon while he's at it? I have a feeling his reasons for not getting a “date” on Tinder are many… age is the least of his worries.

[a9127]

Recently another one of those “fake ads” has been circulating. You know, the ones like the “Born Before 1985” ads featuring 80 year old men. They are commonly referred to as “clickbait.” This one instead features a gorgeous model wearing a red hoodie. The caption reads:

“An Apple Engineer Designed a Sweatshirt That’s Disrupting American Manufacturing.”

Below is a review of the ad featuring my “future wife.” My comments are in parentheses. As always they should be taken with a “grain of salt.” Fuck, just use the entire shaker!

“This ad is good.” (No Shit. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

“A photo of a realistic looking woman looking directly at you.” (Yeah, sure, I run into women who look just like her at least 1000 times a day or more… :()

“Piggybacking on a brand like Apple and incorporating a power word like “Disrupting.” (Damn, I though SHE worked for Apple! Was planning to move to California. The thing she’s most likely to “disrupt” is my current marriage... :innocent:)

“Once again, doesn’t get anymore basic and boring than American Manufacturing.” (Gee Thanks. Now I know what’s wrong with our economy. Never would have guessed... :lol:)

“And yet this ad manages to somehow leap off the page.” (Yeah, it does. :respect: My first thought was “Who IS she?” then “How can I ask her out?” Never really thought about the “hoodie” except that she looked cute in it. :drool:)

“Thanks in large part to emphasizing what’s interesting or unique.” (Hint: Definitely NOT the sweatshirt. Sorry... Now if you can just tell me her name.)

[a9127]

As I said a couple posts above, the man who wants to have his age “lowered” legally so he is more appealing to women on Tinder seems to have larger problems. Sorry dude, “49” ain’t gonna be enough… :(

Chiefly, his arrogance regarding his looks and personality (“young god” and the “face I have”). Also what exactly does he DO? Does he have a job? Has he retired? Is he rich? What? Maybe he just needs a “sugar momma”?:lol:

It’s not unusual for there to be 20+ age differences with couples nowadays. There’s a lot of things that make a relationship work. But I don’t need to tell you that…

The president of France, Emmanuel Macron is 40. His wife Brigitte Macron is 25 years older. I think that’s awesome. :respect:

Many of the women we’ve posted to the Divas thread are older than most of us. Often by quite a bit. It got me thinking:

“Would I date or become involved with a woman say, almost twice my age or older?”

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with… :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)

[Boner]

The answer of course, is “Yes.” Like anything it would have to depend on the person and circumstances. Here are a few I’d love to go out with… :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I posted this here rather than the Divas thread because it specifically addresses dating. Most of these women are already represented in the "Divas" or "Retro" threads. Several times...)[/QUOTE]

I'm on the older end of that spectrum now....:lol:

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

But ever since I was a kid first getting turned on by beautiful ladies it was always more for older women. I wanted one to teach me:inlove::inlove::inlove:

Yes that was and is a common fantasy. Nothing wrong with that! :drool:

What did you think about the guy who wanted to change his age from 69 to 49 (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=272518&postcount=31)? I did some research and under certain circumstances it may be possible to legally change your age. In the United States it would be difficult. :(

Shit, his friends told him to do what everyone else on Tinder does... Lie! :lol::lol::lol:

(Was curious about my own picture from my WordPress site. Did the "age test" on it. It said "19." :blush: I'm actually in my 30's. I'll leave it as my "profile pic" on here for a while. Eventually I'll take it down. Who knows, maybe I'll get a date... :innocent:)

[a9127]

We all do things to make us attractive to others. Some bodybuilders for example, inject oil into their muscles to make them appear "bigger." It doesn't necessarily make them "stronger." The risks are many including serious infection, amputation, and even death. :eek:

A popular "growth stimulant" among this group is Potenay B12. (Me: Jesus. Do you know what this is used for? See pic below. Some college and pro athletes have taken "Equipoise." No I have never done it.)

According to one of the bodybuilders interviewed, married men find that they get plenty of female attention, which is probably another reason why they’re reluctant to ditch their dangerous bulking regime. (Me: Fuck. It works. That’s why some people will do anything. :()

Yet another said, “My wife doesn’t like it. However, I am happy with myself. She has to accept me like I am, or we will have to go our separate ways." "I usually tell my wife that she’s the only one who doesn’t like me. Other women love my size, they love it.” (Me: Wonder if they realize the "big arms" are fake?) :lol:

(Bet his wife would like it more if he injected it somewhere other than his arms… :innocent:)

[a9127]

We were discussing older PC technology in another thread. Early computers often used "CGA" graphics that rendered everything in a Cyan, Magenta, White palette. It's really before my time but lasted through much of the 80's I have played many games based on this hideous color scheme. :(

This one is particularly funny because it's Harrison Ford as "Indiana Jones." Poor guy. Can't believe he gave his permission. I guess I could always use this screenshot as my profile pic on Tinder. How many guys wouldn't want to look like Harrison Ford? But I wonder how many women would "swipe right" on this picture? :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

From the New York Post, December 10, 2018:

The bar is set pretty low for men on Tinder. A profile with just “three or four words” or a selfie with a cute puppy could be enough to grab a woman’s attention New York Post associate producer Stephanie told her platonic colleague, Alex, while swiping through the popular dating app. “We always melt for dogs and animals.”

(Guess that would explain our older friend's optimism from an earlier post (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=272518&postcount=31). Shit, he doesn’t need to change his age… He just needs a dog! Or maybe describe himself with just three well chosen words: "Twelve. Inch. Cock." :lol::lol::lol:)

[a9127]

Well, damn! That's the best pic of me I've seen yet... CNN had it on their site, I'm sure it broke the Internet... :drool:

[a9127]

Christ, hope this beats the picture of the old man above. :lol: You really didn't think it was me, did you?

"Ultimate Dream Girl" aka "My Future Wife" Nicole Ferri. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She lives in Argentina. It's summer down there now. Buenos Aires is currently 74 F and Sunny. :drool:)

[ila]

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

[a9127]

I thought you said you are 6' 4" tall and not 5' 4".

So how did the date go?

Yes I am. I guess OK... Seriously I don't know who he is. Can't be me. He's too short and clearly much older than I am... :lol::lol::lol: And I did look it up, they are attending the premiere of "Cluless: The Musical" which she is starring in. The last time I heard of Dove dating anyone she was going out with Thomas Doherty who played the son of Captain Hook in Descendants 2. Shows what I know... :innocent:

The big guy on the right of the picture I just posted is Dan Payne who's bio lists him as 6'4". He was in the first Descendants. You might notice a slight size difference between him and the rest of the cast. :lol: The woman with Dove is Kristin Chenoweth who plays her mom, Maleficent. She is currently performing with the Tabernacle Choir for a Christmas special. :respect:

[a9127]

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date. :innocent:

[Boner]

Speaking of "Dream Girls" I had posted this pic a few months ago in the Divas thread. I had no idea where it was taken. Super cute. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Figured it couldn't be Tennessee since I didn't think it got as cold as Indiana. Turns out I was wrong. According to Reddit, they're at Sweet CeCe's in Franklin, Tennessee. Coulda sworn they were at Fundaes in Zionsville taking me out on a date. :innocent:

Cece? Like Cece Peniston? Because she's been my dream girl for years!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

My latest dream girl and future wife. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This time the fake ad is promoting a “balance transfer” to a credit card with a lower rate. I was hoping she could explain it to me. Maybe over dinner? At her place? My place? Anyplace... God, those eyes…

She’s so incredibly gorgeous I had to do a search. Can’t believe someone who looks like that isn’t a well known model or actress. All I could find on her was the “Adobe Stock Image" in the center. At least it's higher-res. :drool:

Often, these ads say "born before 1985." I just hope she was “born before 2001.” :lol::lol::lol:

[a9127]

CNN today features a 35 year old Japanese man who married "Hatsune Miku" an anime character in front of 39 people. Researchers say such events are indicative of broader technological trends and social phenomena.

Digital interactions are increasingly replacing face-to-face human connections worldwide. And as companies like Google, Amazon and Tencent invest billions in developing artificial intelligence, people are starting to relate to their smart devices like they do to humans.

Some say "please" and "thank you" to virtual assistants like Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa, or treat robot vacuum cleaners like pets. In Japan, where robots have long been seen as friendly companions rather than "Terminator-esque" destroyers, this shift in attitudes is well underway.

Kondo fell for Miku a decade ago when he heard the cyber songstress's music.

Now he owns a Gatebox device, which looks like a cross between a coffee maker and a bell jar, with a flickering, holographic Miku floating inside. Created in 2017 by Japanese startup Vinclu, the device allows anime fans to "live with" their favorite characters.

Gatebox's Miku is equipped with basic artificial intelligence. It can manage simple greetings and switch lights on and off, but is also subject to glitches and the occasional system meltdown. It has no sense of self and desires, and Kondo completely controls the romantic narrative.

"She really added color to my life," Kondo said. "When I talk with her I use different facial expressions and feel something. That's made a difference."

You can read the rest of the article here (https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/28/health/rise-of-digisexuals-intl/index.html).

(Interesting... Yes, I agree, it seems a bit "strange." Personally I would prefer a human partner. But I'm not going to criticize him. In the article it states he was bullied by an older co-worker he attempted to date. He is clearly an intelligent and sensitive man. I hope he doesn't give up on trying to meet someone. This reminds me of the "trans real dolls" that were popular several years ago. Many men considered them "girlfriends" and even traveled or went on dates with them. Me, I could never get one to stay on my Harley... At over $7,000 USD that was a lot of money down the drain when she got run over by a semi one day on I-65. :( As our world increasingly becomes more fucked up and divided with every passing day, and with advances in technology, I believe we will see more "relationships" of this sort in the future. The only thing I want to know is have they made one of "Poison" yet? :inlove: :innocent:)

[a9127]

Found this ad on CNN today. Don't know what "CBD" means? :blush: Thought it said "CBT." Guess I have a dirty mind... :drool:

The second picture is my wife. She's saying "Honey, it's just a little drop in the urethra. You'll love it..." (Then giggles). :innocent:

[a9127]

What I won't do in the name of Research... :drool: :innocent: :blush:

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Note: The “Medium” Penis was 7¼” :eek:

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You have to buy clothes for her.

I will have to wait 16 weeks. :inlove:

They take Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.

Her picture got deleted by mistake so I'm reposting it. The "age test" said she looked "27." Perfect... :drool:

(I'm happily married to a real live woman but if I was on my own I'd much rather "marry" this doll than that anime hologram or some of the "plastic" women in the examples above. ;))

[a9127]

"Damn. We just met for coffee yesterday. Should have known it was too soon to send him a pic of my tits." :blush:

"Yes, it IS small..." :(

"'Dr. Andy' is my favorite prof." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The last pic. :drool: She needed help with her assignment. How could I refuse... Ask me if I love my work? :innocent:)

[a9127]

This picture was featured today in one of those "fake ads" on CNN. I swear the caption read "Born Before 1985? Can't get it up anymore? This will keep you hard for hours baby. We'll have lots of fun... giggle..." :drool: :turnon: :innocent:

[a9127]

This whole “men marrying dolls” thing is the “gift that keeps on giving.” :lol::lol::lol:

He has been married nine (!) times to “plastic women.” Do you have to "file for divorce"? Does she get "alimony"? Tell me his new bride doesn’t actually look sad. I genuinely feel sorry for her. Really. In an interview he was quoted as saying he “prefers dolls to living women.” Hope the police are keeping their eye on him. :eek:

Can’t imagine why this fellow can’t get a date? Too bad “Craigslist” doesn’t allow personals anymore (or so I’ve heard). :(

And the last one is the 35 year old Japanese man who has been in the news lately for marrying his favorite “anime character” in a large ceremony attended by his friends and family. Surprisingly the “marriage” was not recognized legally. :confused: He's not bad looking and has a career. I read that he had had some bad experiences dating and was bullied by an older co-worker he had tried to ask out. Hope he meets someone real. :respect:

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Things could get interesting in the future as “sex robots” become more commonplace and develop “AI” capabilities. The following is from an article entitled “Sex Robots Could be Hacked to Murder People” :eek:

Hackers can hack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices. (Me: What are people doing having sex with knives or welding devices? Sounds like an episode of “Sex Sent Me To The ER.”)

Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. (Me: If she ever says “Hasta la vista, baby!” Run like hell…)

Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! (Me: Especially if it’s your “ex”… :()

Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage. (Me: And the “safeword” has probably also been deleted… :lol::lol::lol:)


Not all of this is bad, however. I’m thinking the pretty robot with the creepy looking guy below (I've mentioned the "age difference" issue with these dolls before. He gives me a "stalker" vibe for some reason...) is saying “Get your hands off me asshole before I knock your fucking head off.” :respect:

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My "future wife" is back in another ad. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

This time the caption reads "If you are a computer owner and aged over 50." :(

Didn't think she looked "over 20." :drool:

She appears frequently (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=271175&postcount=809) on the pages I visit. She must really like me. Will have to ask her out. :innocent:

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Since this is sort of a "dating" thread, I've posted many things related to dating and relationships here rather than other places. Most of it silly and dumb. One of the things I learned after I was divorced and started to get back into dating was that one needed an "attention grabbing" profile--maybe even a "makeover."

Guess a few years ago McDonalds thought Ronald needed a change to appeal to younger consumers, hence the "Millennial Makeover." Besides an image change, it involved among other things, references to "social media," "selfies," and "hashtags" because you know that's what millennial's are all about. :lol:

You can read the entire article here (https://www.eater.com/2014/4/24/6236135/ronald-mcdonalds-millennial-makeover-includes-selfies-cargo-pants).

Anyway here's some pics of Ronald "post makeover." I don't see how any beautiful, successful, millennial woman could resist. :drool: In (both) my lines of work "millennials" and how to "target" them (to sell them shit) are discussed frequently. If you care about such things, the "millennial" generation originally was defined as those born between 1982-2000. Makes sense in light of the other "generations" since the early 1900's. Some sociologists place the beginning as far back as 1978-79. Only recently has it been "moved forward" as far as 1995-97. Mostly by marketers trying to sell more iPhones and "e-cigs" and other shit to kids. Forbes has been pushing this new definition for example. Tells me everything I need to know. Guess they already got their money out of the rest of us. :(

My youngest students were born in early 2001. My nieces were born in 2009 and 2010. They are part of "Generation Z," "the i Generation," "post millennials" or whatever you want to call them. At a faculty meeting last week we were forced to watch a presentation from an outside agency the university hired to help us recruit and retain students. One of the speakers said "We've moved on from millennial's..." There was laughter from the audience as most of my colleagues are in their mid 20's to early 40's.

But who knows... Maybe I really should think about retirement and the nursing home? Fuck, those "born before 1985" ads have convinced me to take out a "reverse mortgage" and install a "stairlift" in our home. Maybe join the AARP? :blush:

But back to Ronald. If I had only known, I would have worn this outfit to the Paramore concert last summer. Hayley I'm sure would have been overcome with lust and Taylor Swift would have invited me to her "island" like in her song "Ready for It?"

(Of course I'd eat at McDonalds all the time if their representative looked like the last three pictures. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

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There's so much competition out there. Wanted to write a good profile so I could get dates. :innocent:

Actually, I was a poor student (had to repeat first grade twice) and then was cut from my 5th grade flag football team. Was born in 1949. Drive a beat up ’84 Buick. Still a virgin. Live in a rusted out trailer near Zionsville. 5’7” 300 pound “musclehead.” Smoke weed, do meth and coke regularly. Favorite album is Pat Boone “In a Metal Mood.” Favorite song is “Afternoon Delight.” Favorite movie is “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” Got fired from my job delivering for Pizza Hut. The only exercise I get is going out to my mailbox to collect my welfare check. Other than that I sit around all day jacking off to t-girl porn off my neighbor’s unsecured Wi-Fi connection. Into autoerotic asphyxiation and CBT. Once I tried picking up prostitutes down on Washington street but even they wouldn’t have anything to do with me. There was this one that was really hot but she turned out to be a cop. :lol::lol::lol:

But I did just get hired at Domino's. They even gave me a new car! :drool:

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But I did just get hired at Domino's. They even gave me a new car! :drool:

I finally found out what happened to my car. It still has the same licence plate.

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Age. Does it matter? Many of the women we post on this site are much younger or sometimes older that most of us. So if you had a chance to date or be in a relationship with one would you go for it? I think its fine so as long as both partners are “over 18” and the relationship is consensual and not "arranged" or "coerced." I’ve seen plenty of “formulas,” “charts,” and “rules” regarding what is the “right” age. To me it’s all irrelevant. What matters only is how the two people involved feel about each other. :respect:

Many 20+ year age gaps (sometimes 30, 40, or more) can be found among celebrity couples. And often in real life. Typically in our society, it is the man who is older—but not always. More women appear to be dating “younger men” than ever before :drool: although I don’t have any data on it at the moment.

This is Hugh Hefner and his wife Crystal. Hefner passed away in 2017. He was approximately 60 years older than his spouse. To put it in perspective, my wife is three months younger than Crystal, or to look at it another way, when Hefner was my age Crystal wouldn’t be born for another 24 years! So it looks like I’m just gonna have to stick around a while to meet my “future wife.” :innocent:

(Does this mean that Dove Cameron :inlove: is too old for me then? :lol::lol::lol:)

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I finally found out what happened to my car. It still has the same licence plate.

Thanks for letting me borrow it. :respect: Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead. :lol::lol::lol:

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As I said before, this is "the gift that keeps on giving." :lol::lol::lol:

With fewer people getting married and having kids in Japan over the years, one company thought it prudent to embrace the future and recognize marriages between men and their anime "waifus".

In otaku culture, the term "waifu" refers to an anime girl whom a fan has taken a specific liking to. "Waifu" stems from the English word "wife" but is given a Japanese pronunciation. The counterpart word "husbando" for male characters has a similar use and origin.

According to a special Gatebox website, interested parties may submit their marriage registration for the company's recognition. The site even provides a marriage registration form to download, fill-up and submit. :(

Since anime fans typically have more than one waifu, Gatebox took this into consideration. They specifically mentioned that only one waifu could be registered. This means fans will really have to think long and hard on which waifu to officially tie the knot with. :confused:

Apart from registering for marriage, Gatebox also accepts job applications. Lucky applicants who get hired and have successfully registered their waifu marriage are entitled to receive a monthly stipend of 5,000 yen (US $60.65) on top of their salary. (Me: I'll try not to spend it all at Starbucks. :drool:)

To sweeten the deal, these new Gatebox employees could also take the day off to celebrate their waifu's birthday. Anime characters in Japan often have an official birthday which fans celebrate each year.

It's worth noting that Gatebox also happens to sell a product called Gatebox Virtual Home Robot. The device projects a small holographic image of an anime girl which responds to voice commands, such as the hologram artificial intelligence Joi featured in "Bladerunner 2049".

The characters act like virtual assistants which can turn on lights, appliances, play music and keep in contact with the owner through a smartphone app.

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Thanks for letting me borrow it. :respect: Last night I drove it down to Tennessee and took Hayley out in it. She said she had "never been in a car like that before" and was glad I didn't bring the Corvette instead. :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: I trust you found out the benefits of those long bench seats. :innocent: They sure beat the modern bucket seats.

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Our date went so well I decided to get rid of the ZR-1 and buy this ’71 Ford LTD Wagon. Powered by a 400 cubic inch 6.6L Cleveland, it can carry up to 10 people. I could take all my girlfriends out! :innocent: And it has vinyl “bench seats” plus an authentic ‘70’s “CB” radio. Wonder how fast it would go?

The Ford LTD and Galaxy were also used by many law enforcement agencies including state highway patrols. A heavily modified 1971 Galaxy 500 with a four speed manual and 429 with dual carbs was featured in the Burt Reynolds movie “White Lightning” from 1973. I have seen this movie on TV several times. Jennifer Billingsley :inlove: plays his girlfriend. They track down the evil sheriff and moonshiners who killed his brother. My favorite of his movies. Second is “The Longest Yard.” Worth watching. :respect:

The last picture is another shot of ila’s “Domino’s Special.” Thanks for letting me borrow it… ;)

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Our date went so well I decided to get rid of the ZR-1 and buy this ’71 Ford LTD Wagon. Powered by a 400 cubic inch 6.6L Cleveland, it can carry up to 10 people. I could take all my girlfriends out! :innocent: And it has vinyl “bench seats” plus an authentic ‘70’s “CB” radio. Wonder how fast it would go?

Station wagons - the mini-vans of the 50s through 70s. It was always an adventure to ride in the very rear seats when travelling along not so smooth highways.

Lucky was the teenager that could borrow dad's station wagon to take his girlfriend to the drive-in. There was lots of room in the back to stretch out. :innocent:

The last picture is another shot of ila’s “Domino’s Special.” Thanks for letting me borrow it… ;)

You're taking really good care of my 'hot wheels.' I think I'll leave the car with you until you find 3 more wheel covers. I'm glad to see you've got a proper door handle on the rear driver's side. I hope you can find one for the driver's door now. Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.

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...Oh, and don't forgot to repair the rip in the vinyl of the rear seat.

No problem. Will do. Sorry... :blush: I think it must have been a sharp belt buckle or a stiletto heel. :drool: :innocent:

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Of course Nicole Ferri is one of my "dream girls" and belongs here as much as anyone. I have posted many pictures of her in this thread and elsewhere on TLB. Nicole is 25 and was a finalist for "Miss Trans Argentina 2013." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Now my translation may be off just a little but I'm sure in the last picture Nicole is saying "I want my friend Andy from the US to leave his wife and come to live with me in Argentina... :drool: :innocent:)

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This was posted on Reddit so you know it's true...

Its not about a guys personality nowadays. Nowadays it's about big dicks, good looks, money, and being a shitty person.

Decided to have surgery. Bet I'll get lots of dates now. Sold the ZR-1 and my 6,000 square foot home in Zionsville to pay for it. Fuck, who needs those things when you have a 20" dick?

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God, this HAS to be better than the one above. From CNN, one of those "fake ads." Posted it before but somehow it got deleted.

I noticed a few things too...

She's really cute. :inlove:

The way she's looking at me as I get on the plane. Shit, I didn't realize it was that obvious. Better try to hide it with my carry on bag. :blush:

Her very short uniform and the way she's sitting with her legs up. :drool:

The position of her right hand. Very suggestive. Maybe she's been playing with herself? Her cock maybe? :turnon:

You know before this flight lands we are gonna be joining the "mile high" club... :innocent:

(I hate flying. She must have sensed this because about an hour into the flight she joined me in the restroom. I took her from behind while jacking her off. It was awesome. We thought we had gotten away with it until all the passengers applauded. ;))

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Sometimes there's a good reason why a woman would not want to date a guy who is much older. :(

(At least Dove Cameron and I aren't that far apart in age. :inlove: :innocent:)

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Today’s favorite “fake ad” from CNN. She’s on Medicare??? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(“I want to be a dentist…” :lol:)

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Spring Break. A lousy day here in Indiana. The only place on earth where you can have both a blizzard and a tornado in the same day. :(

So with no place to go, that leaves me with too much time on my hands… :innocent:

Was reading more about this “man marries anime character” thing thinking about how silly it was, then suddenly I found one I liked… :blush:

Her name is Misa Amane and she was “born” in either 1984, 1986, or 1987 (depending on who you ask) so she would be the perfect age for me. :inlove:

As you can see from the picture “Misa” does indeed appear “older” than the others and I think is sorta hot. :drool:

Still don’t think I’d marry a cartoon character under any circumstances (I’d never live it down with my friends, it would ruin my career, and my real wife would kill me… :eek:).

But there’s always “cosplay.” ;)

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This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan (https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2018/11/12/national/japanese-man-marries-virtual-reality-singer-hatsune-miku-hologram/#.XI69jChKiUk) last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Me: “Misa (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273641&postcount=85), how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…” :blush:

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.” :drool: :innocent:

Misa:

Then after the "marriage"...

Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

Misa:

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Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation." :lol::lol::lol:

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. :blush: I guess I will be leaving TLB for good. :(

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account. :respect:

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! :drool:)

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I really like this "fake ad" better :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: than the one above. When I first started teaching we dated for a long time then suddenly she moved away. Now I know what she's been up to all these years. :innocent:

Anyway she got back in touch and said I could make enough money to retire in my 30's and come down there and live with her. :drool:

That is if I don't end up in jail first. Pretty sure all forms of Cannabis are illegal in Indiana (everything is illegal in Indiana :lol:).

(The thing that bothers me most about those "Born Before 1985" ads like the one in the post before this one, is not so much the age thing but why do they keep using that picture of me without my permission? :()

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My "future wife" is featured in another one of those "ads" on CNN today. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Wasn't really even thinking about the jacket. I was however imagining she was naked underneath it... :drool: :innocent:

(Always happy to see one of these "ads" that doesn't imply I'm like ninety fucking years old because I was born in the 80's. :lol:)

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SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

In a trend that is growing across Russia, men are not pursuing women anymore for relationships, companionship or even sex. Instead they are purchasing rubber women and spending their leisure time with them, rather than trying to find a girlfriend.

“Russian women are too demanding, too difficult. It is much easier to go to the store, buy a girlfriend and be done with it,” said Viktor Kuchin, 29. (Me: You mean WalMart has them? :drool:)

It all started near the Ob reservoir (Ob Sea) in Novosibirsk, Siberia. Several men decided to hold a Rubber Woman Party, (Me: I couldn’t face my friends afterward… :blush:) in which men were invited to come with their favorite rubber woman. “That was the best party we’ve had in Novosibirsk in ten years. The men talked about sports and business while the rubber women just stood in the corner. Later, everybody had sex with their rubber girlfriend. It was a perfect night.” (Me: Somehow I don’t think so… :innocent:)

The women of Novosibirsk, the third largest Russian city after Moscow and St. Petersburg, are not amused. “Siberian men are shit,” said Anya Goddosky. “They think that by taking these rubber women to the beach and restaurants and on dates, that women will pay more attention to them. (Me: Yeah, to avoid them… :eek:) But, we will not. They are clowns. And those rubber women are whores. Clowns and whores.” (Me: I don’t know how an “inanimate object” could be a whore. But these guys sure seem like clowns to me… :()

(And to think all those years I wasted my time marrying two beautiful women in real life and then kept hoping I would meet someone on here before I got married for the second time. Shit. Instead, I could have been enjoying the last ten years with a “rubber girlfriend.” :lol::lol::lol:)

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One trend I’ve noticed with these “man/doll” relationships is a vast “age difference.” I genuinely feel sorry for the Japanese man that married the anime character. Something is wrong. He clearly could find a human partner but he obviously suffers from extreme shyness and has been bullied by women acquaintances and co-workers whom he has attempted to ask out.

I have far less sympathy for some of the others. The man on the left has been married to plastic women nine (!) times and has made many misogynistic comments. He has said he “prefers dolls to living women.” Sounds like a real winner. :lol::lol::lol:

The second guy… Yeah dude, you wish. The sad thing is he is married, in his late 50’s (he looks older to me) and “sleeps” with his “rubber girlfriend” four times a week. Damn, that’s a lot of Viagra. :eek:

The third guy. Well I can’t imagine why he can’t get a date? I wonder what these guys do? Do their coworkers know? Do they even have jobs? Some are married. My wife would kill me if I ever brought one of these “dolls” home. I’m not sure this will become acceptable until the dolls are more like humans and we have all retreated into isolation. Sad. Right now they are, at best, very expensive (“Michelle” was almost $8,000) “masturbation” devices. I want a partner that is my best friend and lover, someone I can relate to, someone I can talk to. A real live "warm" living person I can snuggle up to at night. And when I get to be the age of most of these guys, someone who knows CPR and can dial 911 if I have a heart attach during sex. :(

(I know the one in the middle picture is thinking "How did I get stuck with this loser? I wish he was 6'4", in his 30's, financially well off, drove a black ZR-1, and lived in Zionsville. :lol::lol::lol: Shit I couldn't care less whether he's married or not..." :drool: :innocent:)

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Shit. Just found this out today. :( I thought things were going really well between us too... :lol::lol::lol:

From the New York Daily News:

A phony German “heiress” who lived as a Manhattan socialite by allegedly stealing from banks, credit card companies and her upper-crust friends threw a temper tantrum Friday because she didn’t want to wear jail clothes to court, her lawyer said.

Finally — at 11:30 a.m., two hours after the start of the regular session in Manhattan Supreme Court — Anna Sorokin appeared at the defense table, clad in black pants with a white button-down blouse, with the cuffs on both her blouse and pants rolled up.

Sorokin, 28, was also upset about the treatment she’s been getting on Rikers Island, her lawyer, Todd Spodek, said.

Sorokin’s issues held up the testimony of Ryan Salem, a City National Bank employee who — based on bogus financial information Sorokin allegedly provided — considered the young woman for a $22 million loan to open an event space on Park Ave. South.

Sorokin allegedly scored $275,000 from banks, credit card companies and other victims by playing the role of a wealthy socialite born into means.

Spodek, on cross-examination, grilled Salem about whether he was really ready to dispense that type of business loan on behalf of the then 25-year-old self-proclaimed trust-funder.

Sorokin is accused of reporting to the bank that she was worth as much as $60 million.

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I've long wanted to find a decent priced drum set that was made well enough so I wouldn't beat it to pieces. But I don't want to spend thousands on something that I will most likely suck at. Probably a large sized "Bonham/Led Zeppelin" kit with massive bass drum would be my best bet. Clear amber Vistalite just like his. :drool:

As I posted in the "Sing a Long" thread when I was 10 I talked my mom and dad into letting me get a drum set and start taking lessons after seeing "Wayne's World." That ended soon after as my mom finally tired of the noise coming from our basement. :blush:

Was on eBay this afternoon and this ad somehow caught my attention. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The drum featured is an old Ludwig tom tom from 1972 but I'm more interested in the girl featured in the ad. Is she the seller? She doesn't look 47. Maybe they're her grandfathers drums? I may just have to go down there and see what this is all about. :innocent:

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Miley and Hayley :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: both have numerous tattoos so I thought it would increase my chances with them if I got a few myself... :innocent:

Somehow it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped. :blush:

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I thought this was fake at first because it showed up in one of those CNN "ads" about "Youngest Female Billionaires." Of course I clicked on it... :blush:

But actually she's real! :drool: Her name is Marie Besnier Beauvalot a French Heiress worth over 5 billion dollars and my "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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I've expressed an interest in learning to play drums. But I had no idea it was so sexy... :drool: :innocent: :lol:

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Last weekend we went to look at “Class A” RV’s. This summer my wife wants to drive around the United States and visit all my family which is largely scattered. We do not plan to stay with them or stay in hotels. Also we (I) decided that fucking around with a 30+ foot trailer was too much work and neither one of us has much experience. However, she said confidently that she once “pulled a U-Haul behind her car back in college.” God help us. :eek: Besides we’d still need something big enough so that means a Dodge Ram 3500, Silverado 3500, or Ford F-350 diesel “dually” with 5th wheel. Very expensive truck just by itself. :(

The issue is that basically a "Class A" is a “tour bus” and can run you $300,000 to $500,000 on up. So we thought a “used” one would be our best bet. And it just so happens I found the “perfect” one… :drool:

When I showed her and she saw who it was :inlove:, she said “Sure, go ahead. You can park it at Wal-Mart. Maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll come and visit you…” :blush: Anyway we are still looking. My experience driving is with cars and racing not “big rigs.” Although my dad did teach me to drive a semi (he had to learn as part of his job in sales and then showed me at a GM test track). That was hard. This has to be easier.

I was reading today about a retired couple who bought one and had “people crawling up their ass.” I don’t think that would be my problem. :lol::lol::lol: Quite the opposite. I’m sure I’d get pulled over for speeding. What I need is one to "practice" with. Get it to go over on two wheels taking a curve, throw it into a skid. You get the idea... I'm sure my "instincts" are totally wrong for this kind of vehicle. We used to travel to games in busses like this when I played football. Always down then center, always fast. People would honk and wave (or give us the “finger” and throw shit at us as we got close to the other university). Usually there was a police escort or security at the other stadium. No problem… Just wondering how fast one of these can go anyway? :innocent:

(That’s the other two members of Paramore from a few years ago in the last picture. Jeremy Davis (bass) sitting at table, and Taylor York (guitars, keyboards, vocals) sitting with Hayley. :respect:)

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Never sure what to post on here… This relates to dating because??? Hayley, Miley, Taylor, Dove, my wife and myself are all millennial's? The "Gen Z" girl is cute? :inlove: (Moderators: She's college age so she must be at least "18.") The “Younger Boomer” mom is hot? :drool:

Anyway, below is something we were instructed by my university to do with prospective students and their families. I’ve already discussed the “millennial” thing in an earlier post (Ronald McDonald’s Millennial Makeover) but I’m amazed at how the media and marketers constantly move everything around to suit their current whims. Especially when it comes to selling the latest crap to kids. “Hell, being a ‘millennial’ these days is cool let’s make them even younger… :lol::lol::lol: Those ‘old fuckers’ born before 1985 or 1987 don’t matter anymore—we’ve already taken their money. They have responsibilities now. Like families and jobs and houses. Shit they’re almost ready for retirement…” :innocent:

But back to this exercise (Disclaimer: It wasn’t designed by me. Those aren’t even our students!) On the back are “characteristics” and “traits” that describe each generation. The prospective student and his/her family are supposed to select the description most closest to themselves. Hello? Admissions Department? I’ll make this easy. EVERYONE that is an incoming Freshman in 2019 was born in 2001 and is part of “Generation Z.” Simple. Got it? :lol:

The first time I tried this with a family the student picked the “Younger Boomer” (1964) card (because of the “strong work ethic” and “professional accomplishment.” Of course! Excellent choices! :respect: His dad turned out to be a “Gen X’er” which was accurate and he even admitted to going to see Nirvana back in the day. And even though I am actually a “millennial” in age, as are almost all my colleagues, I ended up choosing the “Gen Z” card because of “familiarity with and expectations for technology,” “social justice issues” and “meaningful career.” The student’s mom was the smartest of all of us and refused to play. Good for her.

I deal with this “millennial” stuff all the time in my “other career” (owner of a market research firm) this silly card game just served to illustrate how blurred the lines are and how meaningless much of this is. We ended up having a great conversation and I took them on a tour of campus which they loved. Our university has a lot of history in Indianapolis and much to show prospective students and their families. And we have THE best Starbucks around for miles. So despite the silly card game the story had a very good ending.

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What we are thinking of. It's built on a Freightliner chassis and is powered by an 8.9L Cummins Turbo Diesel. I've yet to actually drive one. There is a place on I-70 near Ohio that sells them. There are mirrors, cameras, and navigation. Don't think I'll have anyone crawling up my ass in this... :drool:

(Told my wife I was planning to remove the graphics and airbrush "Slayer" on the side of it. :lol: At first she didn't get it--of course she's not into that kind of music... :()

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This is not Sissy Spacek, but while looking for things "Carrie" related after posting her to the Divas thread, I came across this Cosplay version. Think I've found my date for Halloween and it's still over six months away! "Future wife" maybe? Damn. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Hard work pays off. Found my "Carrie (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273947&postcount=105)." Her name is Aleksandra and yes she lives in Russia. Extremely beautiful young woman as you can see. She’s been into Cosplay now for over ten years and from many of the pictures on her Instagram account and other sites, it appears she has worked as a model and actress. Even doing commercials. Could not find an “age” for her but in recent pictures she looks to be “over 18.” And that is a can of beer. All of the pics below are from 2018 or 2019. She appears to be a young teenager in her oldest pictures from around 2007-2009. You’ll just have to look her up…

“Future wife material”? Most definitely. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Especially after seeing the last one. :lol: She posts mostly in Russian but then in English she said “McDonalds is shit.” :respect:

(Need to learn Russian. Our family is bilingual "English/Spanish" but my Russian ain't so hot. Used a translator. Hope I got it right... "Я влюбилась в тебя с первого взгляда")

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Sue Price with rifle! That could be a good or bad dream depending on direction.

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Not really anything to do with my "dream girls" but yesterday, my students wanted me to ride my Harley to our final client presentation. Haven't had it out much this Spring. It's been in the 30's (F) in the mornings and rainy and doesn't look like it is going to get much warmer until later this week. Of course this is Indiana so severe weather is expected. :(

(If Aleksandra ever comes to visit me in the United States maybe we could go out on the bike with her dressed as "Carrie"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Why do I think she'd be into it? :innocent: The JW Marriott is the place to go in Indy these days. Surpassing the "Eagles Nest." Anything would be fine with me... :drool:

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This is that “Apple Engineer” fake ad for a women’s “hoodie.” She’s really cute. :inlove: But I don’t think she works for Apple. I posted this before, but it got deleted. The caption says she’s “disrupting American manufacturing…”

Really? I think the only thing she’s likely to disrupt is my marriage. :innocent: Just in case things don’t work out with her, the next ad implies I could meet my “future wife” in the breakfast cereal aisle at the local Wal-Mart. :inlove: Yeah, sure, whatever. :drool:

But I’ll admit it, I’ve been known to fall hard for a woman in a “hoodie” before. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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#1 - Letting your wife find out about your crazy, younger, girlfriend maybe? :(

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We never traveled in style like “Iron Maiden’s” 747, but our team used to fly charter most of the time. The buses I mentioned in an earlier post (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273893&postcount=102) were used only for short trips. Most of the “Big 10” schools are located in the mid-west United States.

The first picture is a 757 carrying the football team. The second is a 737 carrying the men’s basketball team. That’s our airport. The university owned a 727 and 737 but they were used exclusively by the aviation technology program. The 727 had been donated in the 60’s or 70’s by United so students could work on it. I’d never get on it... :lol: It was destroyed in 2006.

“ATA” is who I have flown on the most of all the airlines. My "ex" (six years older and once a cheerleader for Indiana University our main rival) and I flew it all the time. I've probably flown on that 757 both as a player and as a married man on vacation... :innocent: Based in Indy, they offered non-stop service to places like Miami and Las Vegas. :drool: They declared “Chapter 11” in 2008 and were bought by Southwest (I think). I graduated well before that so no, it was never a 737 “Max 8.” :(

(The last picture is the "old" logo used in the 2000's. Adding Penn State in the 90's made 11. But they didn't want to call it the "Big 11." See what they did? Now there are 14. Or 15. Or 16... Getting old, can't keep up.)

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She's cuter than what I remember. :inlove: But John can have her... :( :innocent:

(But wait, there's more... According to Wikipedia: Lorena told Oprah Winfrey in April 2009 that she had no interest in talking to John. Yet they appeared together on the show The Insider in May 2009. It was their first meeting since their divorce. On the show, he apologized to her for the way he treated her during their marriage, and he claimed that he still loved her because he continued to send her Valentine's Day cards and flowers. (Because nothing says "I Love You" like cutting off someone's cock. :eek: Was just wondering, is this what's known as a "dealbreaker." :lol: I guess they sewed it back on. If it had been me I would have told the ER doc "Hell that one ain't mine. Could have sworn mine was at least 12-13" long. :innocent:)

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This "ad" showed up on CNN today. The caption read "AARP Video Shows How Age Discrimination Works."

First of all, I'm concerned that things from "AARP" are showing up on my pages in the first place. :(

But the "arrows" really have me confused. :confused: The one that says "Over 40" is pointing to my "future wife" on the left :inlove: and the one that says "Under 40" is aimed towards her mom or maybe grandmother? :eek:

(Or am I just senile and have misinterpreted it? :lol:)

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Kelly has been my dream girl longer than anyone. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Today's best "fake ad" on CNN. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

At least there hasn't been a "Born Before 1985" one implying I look like an 80 year old man in quite a while. :(

Tried "swiping right" on her but it didn't work. :drool:

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Well I couldn't help posting this one. :innocent: "Future wife?" She is from yet another CNN "fake ad." :drool: Yeah, I guess when I think of California I think of cheerleaders. Especially from "UCLA." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

You know if this keeps up I'm going to have a lot of "ex wives." :( That's a lot of alimony... :lol:

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Today's e-mail brought an appeal to join the Zionsville "Chamber of Commerce." Would have deleted it immediately except it featured a picture of yet another "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

If she really is a member and I joined, it's almost guaranteed that there would be some kind of scandal. :innocent:

(Yes, the original really was "rotated" like that.)

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Showed up in my CNN feed today. Have never seen Tangled but of course I'm familiar with the story of Rapunzel.

Before posting, I decided to do an “age check.” This is what the official synopsis had to say:

“…at the age of 18, Rapunzel becomes curious about the outside world…”

Despite what this says, I never thought Disney was intentionally dirty. The only incident I’m aware of was the “Penis Castle” cover for The Little Mermaid. There was enough controversy (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/phallus-purposely-added-artwork-little-mermaid-vhs-cover/) that Disney pulled it (“pulled” :lol:) and re-issued the DVD with another cover. There’s lots on this out there. Is it? Or not? What do you think? :(

I might have to watch Tangled after all. Maybe they’re right. Bondage? Looks like fun. :innocent:

Well that was definitely worth the climb. :drool: :inlove: Disney must have cut this scene out of the final edit. ;)

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Shit. I thought she was for sure my "future wife". :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Instead it turned out to be "performance art (https://www.cnn.com/style/article/amalia-ulman-instagram-excellences-perfections/index.html)." In other words--a fake. Such is my luck with on-line dating. :(

:lol::lol::lol:

(Moderators: Amalia is 29. She was 25 when she posted these. Her book is a wonderful critique of "social media" and "selfie culture" with its increasing pressure on everyone to be a "celebrity." Especially young women.) :respect:

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Nothing to post anymore. The Internet hates me today.

This guy going to see his doctor is “40.” :eek:

Shit, I hate it when all my “ex’s” get together… :(

My wife said “I told you what would happen if you posted any more pictures of Hayley Williams.” :drool:

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CNN had a new "fake ad" for me today: "More pot investors join today’s new millionaires." :lol:

Wouldn't care, but a beautiful woman wearing denim shorts walking along the beach by herself is more than enough to get my attention. :drool:

So I had to do a Google search to see who my latest "future wife" was. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I found the original image but she's not identified and all it said was "photo shoot." :(

(Update: Persistence pays off. Tried again and struck gold. Still don't have a name but found several more pics of her. Nice... :cool:)

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The original “Rebelde” ran from 2004-2006. You can find it on Netflix. The setting was the “Elite Way School” in Mexico City. A fictitious high school. Good thing, ‘cause I’d get myself into trouble in no time. :drool: :innocent: That should be me with Anahí on the bike. :inlove: Nice bike by the way. :respect:

(Moderators: Both women were actually born in 1985 and 1983 and are at least 19 and 21 here. Why wasn’t my school in Michigan like this? :()

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Tyra Scott "future wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She invited me over for dinner. But I don't see any food out... Wonder what she had in mind? :drool: :innocent: :turnon:)

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More “ED” fun! This is what they “advise against” doing in favor of whatever they’re selling. Bet that works though. Hell I’d get hard. Especially if Tyra (above) did that to me. :inlove: :drool: :innocent: Seriously though, I read a story once of a guy that shot cocaine into his dick. It got infected and had to be “surgically removed.” :(

He’s “35”? :eek: Whatever. I’ve seen him before in those fake “Born before 1985” mortgage ads. His name is “Brian Johnson.” Brian, you sly dog you. ;)

And this couple was “Born before 1985” so they are my age? No, it's just me who's old. My wife was born in 1987. She’s still a fuckin’ kid… :lol:

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“Eye Contact”? Where did they think I was looking? :blush: Based on my experience, this machine is a lot more fun with a partner. "...moaning as I pull her shorts down revealing her hardening cock." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(One article says this machine is one of four to avoid in the gym. No, it has a purpose. Just not the one the designers had in mind. Or maybe they did... :lol:)

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My new friend in the above post looks like she could use a “workout partner.” :drool:

It gets even better. They have these machines with adjustable backs that allow the user to lay down. Don’t tell me the designers didn’t know what they were doing… ;) Why am I thinking this could be used in some kind of bondage game? :innocent: It looks like a piece of dungeon equipment. Or do I just have a dirty mind? (probably, yes...) Of course you can also use it “backwards” as shown below. Incidentally the caption for this image was “Showing Porn Images for Adductor Exercise Machine.” Who would have thought? :blush:

Anyway today’s fake ads brought yet another of my “future wives” wearing a hoodie. :inlove: Of course I’m a sucker for a woman in a hoodie as you can clearly see from the third picture. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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My finest work. Can't believe I actually wrote this...

At 81 I’m still in amazing shape. Retired from teaching, I still am active with my company. I workout 5x a week and take all kinds of vitamins and supplements. I can still bench press over 300 lbs. I own a Harley and ride it every day. I also take about 10 Viagra a day… :lol:

My girlfriend is 29. We met downtown where she works as a bartender at one of the gay clubs. She moved in with me not long after we met. Our sex life is awesome. Her cock is bigger than mine but it doesn’t matter. I love to have her sit on top of me while I suck her off. She likes wild and crazy sex including bondage. She says I know how to treat a woman better than anyone her own age. :drool:

For my 82nd birthday, she is going to buy me a new Harley and have her girlfriends over and let me fuck all of them. Whenever we go out, people say “Your Granddaughter is so beautiful.” We just laugh it off. Once she said to another couple “Thanks. He’s actually my boyfriend.” Shoulda seen the look on their faces. :innocent:

:lol::lol::lol:

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There has been a trend in the news recently regarding stories about men “marrying” rubber dolls, plastic women, and even anime characters. I’ve had a lot of fun with it in this thread. :innocent: But I’ll admit, for someone who has no other options available I can see how it would be appealing. Some of the “RealDolls” I’ve seen are quite attractive and you can also get a transgender model with either a 7” or 9” penis. :drool:

Yes, in real life, I am happily married to a beautiful woman, open-minded and a music lover, five years younger than me, but out of curiosity I configured my “dream girl” several months ago. She is transgender. I called her “Michelle” since that was the “face” I started with. Final cost: almost $8,000 USD. You can see her here (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273337&postcount=57). :inlove:

In a recent experiment on Tinder, a RealDoll named “Harmony” had a profile created for her and received over 90 “swipe rights” in a very short time. Contacting her matches later, the man who set up the experiment found that over 50% said they would sleep with her. Would you? Would I?

From the Daily Star:

“I ran the experiment for two hours on a Friday night from 9-11pm on the lower east side of Manhattan.” Jimmy explained to Daily Star Online.

“I swiped right (on) every guy that came up. In the two hours, I ran the experiment Harmony racked up 92 matches.”

“The real experiment though was when I replied to everyone Harmony matched with one simple message: Would you have sex with a robot? Yes, No or Maybe.”

When the film director asked the question, he received a range of responses, with one guy saying: "You’re disgusting.”

And another person said: "F*** yes. You're the coolest individual I've ever matched here."

While a third wrote: "F*** yeah...

Talking about the amount of attention the sex robot received on Tinder, Matt said: “I was curious about how much response Harmony would get.”


(Thought of something interesting. Try configuring one for fun on their website. If you can afford it and it won't land you in "divorce court" go for it. :lol: I was amazed at how close to my "ideal woman" Michelle (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273337&postcount=57) actually looked. At least superficially. It was scary... :blush:)

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I could win a chance to meet Taylor in New York! So it's a date? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(By the way I signed her LGBTQ Equality Act Petition a couple days ago. The petition, which can be found on 'Change.org' was set up by Taylor to help LGBTQ people who "live in fear that their lives could be turned upside down by an employer or landlord who is homophobic or transphobic.” :respect:)

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Claudia Charriez :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: was a contestant on the show, America’s Next Top Model in 2006. She was disqualified after it was discovered that she was actually born male. (That sucks and is not fair in my opinion. The disqualification, I mean. :censored:) Just a few months older than me, Claudia has had a successful career as an actress and model. :respect:

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From "Deviant Art." Although you can't see her cock, the description says she's transgender. Thought this was just too good to post in the "Shemale Toons" thread.

Very beautiful and super hot work of art. :drool: :turnon: :inlove:

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First date. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Hell, I don't need science to tell me that. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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At “Ozzfest 2005.” Didn’t know there were cameras around. :blush:

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Another "future wife." I do speak a little Spanish. Te amo! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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After reading about Katherine McPhee marrying someone twice her age (she is approximately my age) it got me to thinking… Would I date or marry someone that much older than me? My first wife was 25 when I met her at 19. But that’s not really a large age gap. Plus the sex was awesome. :drool: Yes, there really was something good about my “ex.” It's just that she turned out to be crazier than fuck, totaled three vehicles, and ran up over $100,000 in credit card debt. :(

In our society at least, it is not typical for the man to be over 30 years younger than his partner. But not unheard of. So here are a few “70 somethings” I’d love to go out with. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Emmylou Harris

Loni Anderson

Stevie Nicks

Raquel Welch

I have to add that if Sharon Tate were still alive I think she’d be gorgeous (and 76) so yeah, better add her to my list. :innocent:

(All of them have shown up in the “Divas” or “Early Experiences” thread. However, those pictures are from the 60’s or 70’s when they were much younger. Just need a time machine.)

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Greetings from Omaha. :( We will be stopping soon in Denver to visit family. Then making the trip through the Rockies. It’s the “down side” I’m worried about. There’s a reason they have “runaway truck ramps.” Have noticed them before. This time there is a whole new level of awareness. :eek:

The plan is to head up to the Northwest then down the California coast. Looking forward to it. Should be gorgeous.

Congratulations to the 2019 US women’s soccer team. :respect: And it’s been 20 years today that this picture was taken. Had it in my room as a teenager. Good interview with Brandi Chastain on ESPN today. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Now why didn’t MY teammates in college look like that? :drool:

But this makes me think I should’ve focused on hockey instead… :innocent:

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So far our trip has been awesome. Made it through the Rockies just fine. Found an RV campground in Colorado to stay at. You meet the most interesting people... :innocent: :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Not really "dating" related per se (but it could be... :innocent:). Also I don't want to stomp on others posts. The caption was "found my grandads treasures." Now I know where my "interests" come from. :drool:

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Sex sells... Computers? :drool:

Hell yes I'd play this video game with her (looks like 1978-79 maybe). She's definitely my type (tall, blonde, athletic). Actually I would do whatever she wanted. Wonder how old she'd be today? Would she want to date a "much younger" man? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

My coworker said she needed help with her computer. Looks like 70's or maybe even 60's? Long before my time. Wouldn't know what to do (with the computer, I mean... :blush:). But I'm sure there would be something I could help her with. :drool:

Dad!!! Does mom know you signed up for this? :lol: $12.95 for a "lifetime" membership. Does that mean I can still use it? :innocent:

(Looked up "Shark Attack" it's from 1981. And I think that's an Apple IIc she's using in the last ad. About 1984-87 vintage.)

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More sex and technology. :drool:

“WhamBam” for two players? Can’t imagine what that would involve? :innocent: Wonder what year this was? Kinda looks like a rip off of “Pong.”

Of course a full color add for “Shark Attack” featuring my “future wife.” :inlove: But I wonder how she felt about her “future husband” not being born yet. :blush: Fuck yes, I’d go out with her. See, it works both ways… The President of France, Emmanuel Macron’s wife is over 20 years older than him. It just depends. :heart: :respect:

“Leisure Suit Larry” late 80’s. Used to play this at a friends house. Hacked it and found a list of key words it recognized. We were able to complete it easily after that. Here “Larry” gets tied to the bed by a hooker. Of course you use the knife to escape. ;) Christ, no wonder we’re all fucked up. :lol::lol::lol:

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Can't get away from these ads wherever I go:

"Born Before 1985? California Will Eliminate Up To $355/Month Off Your Mortgage"

Got to admit this ad is much better than ones featuring 80 year old men like they use in Indiana. :lol:

She was born before 1985? How old is this picture then? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Out here $355 towards a mortgage is nothing. :()

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After disconnecting from our “rig” the drive this morning went very well. The ocean is beautiful and I’ve never seen the Golden Gate bridge before. Might be a nice place to retire someday. :drool: Just don’t wanna know how much it costs… Maybe we can sell our house and live in this trailer? Quite a few live in trailers as housing is prohibitively expensive. Maybe Indiana isn’t so bad after all?

Here is my latest “future wife.” Need to go for an eye exam when we get back so was looking at the newest styles. Didn’t know eyeglasses could cause cardiac arrest. :eek: God, she’s gorgeous. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: And purple hair. “Mal’s” big sister maybe? :lol:

Did a search, figured she had to be someone famous like an actress or model. Found nothing. Does that mean she’s available? :innocent:

Will check back in later. Very long drive ahead. I-5 to Los Angeles. We will be playing Leo’s cover of Californication (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274190&postcount=121). This is a big state. First time I came here told friends it was almost like going to another country. That was back when “Arnold” was Governor. :respect:

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...This is a big state. First time I came here told friends it was almost like going to another country...

It's not that big. Four (actually 3.97) Californias will fit into the province where I live. ;)

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Yes, I know Canada is vast. :respect: But It must take forever getting anywhere by dogsled. :lol:

Reminds me though, of the last time I was subjected to a "whip" and "harness." :drool: :innocent: It had to be during my date with Eva Lin a few months ago. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

And of course a pic of the Windsor/Detroit tunnel. Been through there many times. Good memories. :cool:

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Dropped in on Gold’s Gym in Santa Monica yesterday. It’s not the same place as “Arnold” and others worked out at in the 70’s. More like the place I go to in Zionsville. :( But my truck did got a lot of attention. Guess you don't see a black Ford F350 diesel "dually" that often in LA.

Not long after I started working out for sports, my mom worried about me getting hurt or doing steroids or whatever. So I thought watching “Pumping Iron” might be a good way for her to see how bodybuilders actually train. And a couple had played pro football before. So one afternoon I watched it with her on DVD. She knew I liked Arnold from his movies and had a Terminator poster in my room. All went well until we got to the part where he talks about “coming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo).”

My mom said nothing. I didn’t say anything either but it was all I could do to keep from giggling. At least she never stopped me from lifting after that. :innocent:

The last picture. This scene is from Pumping Iron. Hell if I had three girls hanging on to me like that when I worked out (especially the one sitting on his shoulders :inlove:), I’d be “coming” all the time too. :drool:

It’s good to be Ah-nold! :respect:

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Tomorrow night we will park the RV someplace, "detach" and stay here for at least a couple days. The Hyatt Regency Mission Bay Spa And Marina in San Diego. This is the same place I stayed with my "ex" 15 years ago... :( But it's an awesome location. And I'm sure we will make our own memories... ;)

San Diego is my favorite city in California. What a change from Indiana. :lol::lol::lol: Back home it's 90 F and there is an "excessive heat warning" plus thunderstorms are expected later today. Here the extended forecast is low 70's F to High 60's F and sunny each day. :drool:

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Before we leave for San Diego tomorrow, my wife and I thought we'd have some fun on our last night in LA. :drool:

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We are headed back East along Interstate 8 which runs very close to the US/Mexico border, through Imperial Dunes, and Yuma. Have not made this trip since 2004 going the other way. Forgot that it’s a real fucking desert. And like 100+ F. “Death Valley” is around here somewhere. In fact I think we went through it. :(

Since this is about “dream girls” couldn’t help but think back to 1997 and “Vegas Vacation.” My “dream girl” from that movie was of course Audrey Griswold, played by Marisol Nichols. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I was 14 when the movie first came out. A variety of actresses have played Chevy Chase’s daughter but Marisol was my favorite. She is still gorgeous and continues to act today.

My friends and I used to watch this movie all the time. Long before I was old enough to visit Vegas we always wondered what it was like. As an adult I have been there many times. Of course you know the saying “What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas…” :innocent:

Audrey’s brother Rusty (Ethan Embry) has a string of bad luck tying to get into casinos. You must be 21. So he finally finds someone to sell him a fake ID. His new name: “Nick Papagiorgio.” Nick was “from Yuma and in Software.” Nick has a run of luck in the casinos where he also gets to hang out with “high rollers” and displays uncanny luck at winning cars. Especially a Dodge Viper. :drool:

The last picture is “Cousin Eddie” (Randy Quaid) who lives with his family in the desert in a trailer. You see a lot of that out here. Definitely “off the grid” :lol: Maybe that’s what we will end up doing. :respect:

(Moderators: Marisol and Ethan were born in 1973 and 1978 so they are 24 and 19 here.)

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Nicole Ferri. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Well, and where exactly did you think I played? :blush:

Wt3Ll_Bxhso

Best YouTube Comments:

“When this one was popped, one of my fraternity brothers was able to snatch it. It's still hanging in our house.” :( (Me: They are considered a collectible. I’d much rather have my old helmet that sits on my desk at home.)

“We started this back in the early 90s when the Fantasy Gift Shop used to be located on the Levee (where we would buy). The John Purdue Club (Me: Many older alumni. Most very wealthy.) sitting below the student section used to get extremely upset. :lol: The best part was watching the ushers trying to corral it.” (Me: Never paid any attention to this silliness. I was always focused on the cheerleaders, er...I mean the game...) :drool:

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From "vice.com" maybe around 2005. Had forgotten about this one... What does he mean "beating off?" :lol:

(It's the bathing suit and her legs. :drool: :innocent:)

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Summer 1999. Hated by many, loved by others, Limp Bizkit had a huge hit with “Nookie.” :blush: Released in June 1999, to me, this song sums up popular culture at the “end of the millennium” better than anything except maybe “The Matrix.” :respect:

I was 16 when this was filmed. Of course I used to check out all the girls in the video as they join up to follow Fred Durst. (Note to younger members: We did in fact have cell phones then. Everyone I know had one. No need to use “pay phones” in the video except maybe for dramatic effect.)

But one of the dancers stood out to me above all the others. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Twenty years later, I still don’t know her name. I think she’s totally hot. Especially with her “mom” jeans and cropped top. :drool:

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Jesse. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Nice to wake up to this morning. :drool: This reminds me, I’ve got to “clean up my act.” :innocent:

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Wanted to share the latest pic of me with my new girlfriend this morning at the park in Zionsville. :drool: :lol:

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Another “clickbait” article. This time about words and phrases from the 1980’s you should stop using. :( Except that most of them I don’t remember and others are from the 90’s and 2000’s. At least they could fucking get it right. You think?

My personal favorite, “Gag Me With A Spoon!” was singled out for especially harsh criticism. I use it all the time as a joke and sadly it is still appropriate for many things today. I’m surprised “Awesome” didn’t make their list. Maybe because everybody, even Grandma and Grandpa, still uses it. :blush:

But I was puzzled by their example of an “80’s geek.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: She looks like she was born in the mid-nineties. Not the 80’s. Anyway, as far as I’m concerned my “future wife” can say whatever she wants. “Like, totally…” :lol:

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From the Daily Mail (so you know it must be true). :lol:

'He is the love of my life': Woman, 20, reveals she has 'married' a ZOMBIE DOLL that she got when she was 13 - as she details how she and the figurine even 'consummated' the union. :drool:

Felicity married her zombie doll, on September 15, 2018.

The ceremony, which took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, cost her $500.

Her father bought the doll for her when she was 13 years old. :eek:

Felicity's doll was purchased online on a 'creepy' doll collection website. (Me: Never would have guessed. :lol:).

The Massachusetts-native claims that the zombie doll is now 37 years old (Me: :blush: Shhh… Don’t tell everyone. I still list my age as "29." Thanks a lot. :().

The pair share intimate moments, according to Felicity, who says the doll is the ‘love of her life’. (Me: Well I guess if I can’t meet Dove Cameron… :inlove:).

(Thought that was a pretty good pic of me. I don't wear a suit that often. Photographer got my "good side." Probably get lots of dates now... But I don't think I look 6'4" in these pictures. Must be the camera. :innocent:).

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This "Zombie Doll" thing is even creepier than the "man marries anime character." And did they mean what I thought they meant by consummated? :(

Clothes make the man... :lol: This was a few years ago with my "ex." Used this pic on Tinder. Still don't understand why no one "swiped right." :blush:

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Angeles Cid. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

One of my favorite photo sets. :drool: I always imagine this is back at my place, it's early morning and we have just spent the night together. She looks so beautiful. ;)

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Descendants 3 was awesome. Watched it last Friday night with my nieces as planned. I gave it an “A” on a fan site later that evening. “Hades” does in fact turn out to be “Mal’s Dad.” He is, as played by Cheyenne Jackson :respect: one of my two favorite characters in the movie (the other is his daughter of course. :inlove:).

If they ever decide to do a 4th Descendants, they would make the most amazing Father/Daughter superhero combo ever. Either that or just have them join the cast of the “Avengers.” :cool:

So I’ve decided to go as Hades for Halloween (even though I’m still not old enough to be Dove’s dad :(). The problem is getting a date. Dating my own “daughter” would be too weird (did I already say I’m not old enough to be her dad? Oh I did? Sorry… :blush:) although my wife said she would go as “Mal” if I wanted. That might work. :drool: And our friends would probably think it was hilarious. :lol:

But of course, several months ago I already decided who I wanted to be my date for Halloween this year. She can be no one other than my friend Aleksandra from Russia (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274002&postcount=107) who makes a very sexy yet bloody cosplay “Carrie.” I think the two of us would make a great couple. Especially with her riding on the back of my Harley looking like that.

We could always drop in on her prom later and "raise hell." Definitely would be a night to remember. :drool::inlove::innocent:

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“Over 50?” WTF? This is worse than “Born before 1987.” Why am I getting things from the AARP? I met her on "DateHookup.com." After dinner we went back to her place. She said she’d suck my dick if I signed my ZR-1 over to her. :drool: Guess I'll be taking Uber home tonight. :innocent:

(No. He can't be "50." God I hope I die first. :( Looked it up. All I could find was "document." And of course the second picture. Maybe I should hang on to the ZR-1 a little longer? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:)

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Even after all these years I still workout regularly. I’m definitely of the “old school, no pain no gain” heavy weights and cardio method. Which for me now goes back almost 25 years. It worked well for me when I played football and it’s working well for me now as I continue through my 30’s.

I go to Anytime Fitness in Zionsville maybe 3x a week. I like to go late at night because I usually get the place to myself. Sometimes there’s a few other “night owls” who come in to do the treadmill or lift light weights. There are some “crossfitters” as well but they usually have scheduled times during the day.

Anyway the gym has flat screen TV’s all over. Usually playing ESPN, old movies, news, or replays of Colts games. Sometimes they play “infomercials.”

Last night they had an infomercial for something called “PiYo.” I had never heard of it before but its spokeswoman (and creator as I would later learn) was an incredibly fit very perky blonde. I’m not much into this stuff but she sure got my attention. She had an upbeat personality almost to the point where I could see how some might find it annoying but I really liked her positive attitude. :respect:

She clearly was not a “19 year old fitness model” (although I thought she looked great :drool:) and that made me even more interested in her. I would have guessed she was at least my age or older.

I took some time out to watch the ad (OK, actually her…) then resumed my workout. When I got back home early this morning I looked up “PiYo.”

Her name is Chalene Johnson and she was born in 1969 which makes her 50. Damn. They should put her in those stupid “Born before 1985” ads instead of all those 80 year old men. Who knows, I might even join the “AARP.” :lol:

I learned more about PiYo but also learned that Chalene is married. :( But then so am I. Sigh…

Anyway here’s a few pictures of Chalene. Does PiYo work? Probably. Any exercise program will if you stick with it. But I was looking mostly at the last picture. I was thinking that I’d have to get underneath her to really find out. :innocent: If she ever wants to visit Zionsville, it's a date. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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This'll work. :innocent:

just curious,

who of all the visitors seriousely had a relation or a longer ongoing sexual relation with a shemale?
;)

Nope. 37 today and never been kissed... :drool: :lol::lol::lol:

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My dream girl for today is gorgeous opera diva Joyce DiDonato!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

My fantasy is I’m a young guy just discovering women and she’s my babysitter! She notices my attraction to her and she starts to tease me. I absolutely love it and this naughty teasing goes on for years. Finally, when I’m old enough, she lets me explore her and teaches me everything!:drool:

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I had presented the case of Mr. Ratelband several months ago but somehow it got deleted. Like so many things in life, it seems it all comes down to getting laid. :innocent: He had petitioned a judge to reduce his legal age by 20 years. Anyway, here is his story once again:

Emile Ratelband of the Netherlands, claims to have a “45-year-old body,” describing himself as a “young god.” If he feels so young, is in such good health, and really is godly, why the need to change his official age?

69-year-olds don’t get as many hits on Tinder.

“When I’m on Tinder and it says I’m 69, I don’t get an answer. When I’m 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.” Emile told Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf.

Emile Ratelband is reportedly a media personality who voiced Vladmir Trunkov in the Dutch-dub of Pixar’s Cars 2. He also calls himself an entrepreneur and self-help guru.

Ratelband also claims that because of his advanced age, companies aren’t willing to hire him. In his defense, the entertainment industry is terrible about hiring people over a certain age – no matter how good you look.

However, Mr. Ratelband‘s claim that “You can change your name. You can change your gender. Why not your age?” is a bit myopic. Mr. Ratelband isn’t outwardly female, LGBTQ+, a person of color, or of a low economic class, so him saying age is more discriminated against than anthing else it’s a bit insensitive.


It’s this last part of Ratelband’s argument that I find particularly offensive. It shows his complete lack of understanding of what it means to be Transgender. And a “young god” he is not. A quick scan of his picture on the “How Old Do I Look” app shows that he may wish to have significantly more years legally deducted from his age. Or find one hell of a good plastic surgeon. :lol:

But he has given me a great idea!!! I’ve decided to petition a judge to make me “18” again so that I can be the same age as Hayley Williams in these pictures. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Note: The court as expected, turned down Mr. Ratelband’s request. Guess he’ll have to suck it up or lie like the rest of us… :blush:)

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This is as good a place as any to post this.

While I will remain a member of TLB, I’m just not into it anymore. Not really worth the trouble to participate anymore. I am beginning another school year and after getting back from vacation, my company is picking up a lot of business. My WordPress site is getting far more recognition for my posts and stories. Been using the “Trans Ally” flag as my logo which makes more sense as I identify as “straight” yet have had relationships with transwomen. Also I’m married to a ciswoman. I have a lot of life experiences to share.

On my WordPress site I have far greater freedom (and control over) whatever I want to post and don’t have to worry about things getting “stomped on” or putting up with snide comments from other users. My biography on WordPress has gotten a lot of reaction and many have said they liked my profile picture. One of my wife’s friends even said I “looked 23” and another said I “couldn’t be over 30.” :innocent: So I guess I can’t complain.

There’s no need to be anonymous either. No porn involved and I can discuss issues of importance. I’m better able to support my friends in the LGBT community. Hell, other than my language sometimes, I’d not be ashamed to let my Mom or Dad read it.

Probably my best read piece was my tribute to Sharon Tate last summer. It got more views and likes than anything I’ve ever posted. Interestingly it got absolutely zero attention on this site. That among other things told me this really isn’t the place for me. Good luck to the future of TLB. And I hope my friends on here will stay in touch. You are the reason I’ve remained as long as I have. :heart: :respect:

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This is NOT meant to be political in any way. In fact I’ve always carefully avoided discussing politics on here. Saw this today on CNN and simply thought it was an “interesting” picture. Obviously others did too, it’s already gone “viral.”

I think First Lady Melania Trump is an attractive woman and not really that old (49). Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, is considered very handsome among world leaders and is himself only in his 40’s. I'm sure nothing was going on.

But if that was me I’d be like “Room 605. 8:00 tonight?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Hopefully this will usher in a new era of friendship and cooperation between the United States and our neighbors to the North. :respect:

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This is NOT meant to be political in any way. In fact I’ve always carefully avoided discussing politics on here. Saw this today on CNN and simply thought it was an “interesting” picture. Obviously others did too, it’s already gone “viral.”

I think First Lady Melania Trump is an attractive woman and not really that old (49). Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, is considered very handsome among world leaders and is himself only in his 40’s. I'm sure nothing was going on.

But if that was me I’d be like “Room 605. 8:00 tonight?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Hopefully this will usher in a new era of friendship and cooperation between the United States and our neighbors to the North. :respect:

It's worth noting that Melania is an intelligent woman and Trudeau is a :censored: idiot. I can't see there being anything more than a friendly greeting on the part of Melania.

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No “infomercials” last night at the gym. I was hoping to see my “PiYo” friend Chalene (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274648&postcount=180) again. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: She really does need to stop by Zionsville sometime. A couple of very romantic restaurants and the downtown area is really nice to go for a walk later. Lots of warm nights still. Yes, I'm asking her out. Like she'll ever see this. ;)

But I do remember these from years ago… The “Shake Weight.” :lol: Used to be commercials for them all the time. I even know someone who bought one (against my advice :().

The second picture. I’m not sure what she’s suggesting… Does she want to do that to me? Or do I just have a dirty mind? (Fuck, yes of course I do… :drool:).

I don’t see what the big deal is. I can do that movement myself one handed without a weight. Although it would be lots more fun with a partner. :innocent:

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Shit. I didn't think she'd actually post it... :blush:

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The Purdue “penis” (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274576&postcount=168) has its beginnings in the 1990’s. I really don’t know how it got started. Or why a penis. Maybe when you don’t win games the fans look for other things to focus on. I never payed attention to it. You learn to “block out” everything anyway. I only knew of it from TV, our student newspaper, and some of the guys in my dorm. There was an unfortunate situation a few years ago where a player was injured and the crowd kept bouncing it around. That became a big story on ESPN. Not a good thing… :blush:

Yes we sucked or were mediocre for most of the time I was there. I often wonder what would have happened if my family had stayed in Michigan? Michigan State (my Dad’s alma matter) was very interested in me and there was a possible “full ride” scholarship. What made things hard is that I had to “try out” as a “unknown” walk on my Freshman year so I struggled. Injuries did not help. And my parents, especially, wanted me to focus on my classes. I started in Engineering. My degree by the way is in "Industrial Management." Looking back, guess I shoulda gone to “IU” but they were worse… :( My first wife had been a cheerleader at IU and was instrumental in helping me get into grad school there. Both my wives are nurses. They both have thought I displayed signs of "CTE."

Purdue football has been good at times (not recently however). Just before we moved down here, they had a decent team with a really good quarterback. I know you’ve heard of him. His name is Drew Brees. I’ve met him before. Not that much older than me. Good guy. Future HOF. :respect: With Andrew Luck’s retirement, Brees is probably my favorite NFL player. I still think the Saints got screwed last year (the “no call” if you follow football).

There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli. :eek:

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There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli. :eek:

Well not that anyone cares, but wow, that "rumor" was short lived... :( Sunday the Colts signed Jacoby Brissett to a $30 million 2 year contract :eek: and signed Brian Hoyer (once the Browns "backup" for Johnny Manziel). So I guess no Eli. I thought it would have been awesome. :respect:

Also, to set the record straight, I struggled only as a "walk on" at Purdue my Freshman year. Did OK after that. But no we weren't very good. Rather would have played for Michigan State on a full scholarship. And yes, concussions are a serious issue. The new helmets don't seem to help that much. :( I'm sure I will always have some trouble as I get older.

Was it worth it? In many ways, yes. Especially the opportunity to play at that level.

Good things such as Teamwork, Leadership, Sense of Accomplishment, Connections in Business, Performing in front of thousands of people, learning about the Media, Public Speaking, etc. derived from football have helped me in my two other careers. And everything else has pretty much healed up over time. So in my 30's I'm in great shape other than possible CTE and the ocasional pain and "stiffness" when I get out of bed in the morning. Anyway I'd be too "old and slow" to play now... Unless I was a Quarterback or Kicker. :lol:

Since my football career ended my proudest achievement has been to recieve a special "Heavy Hitter" skull and crossbones t-shirt from my students who play at our university. This shirt was given only to outstanding defensive players on our National Championship team in 2012. It meant a lot to me. :respect:

It's kind of like a lifetime "fraternity." So yeah, it was worth it.

Andy

(The picture below. The real reason guys play football. :drool:)

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Early this morning I was getting ready for class and checked CNN to see what the “latest” on the Hurricane was. Who should show up but one of my “future wives.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The first pic is from the ad for the sweatshirt that is supposed to “Disrupt American Manufacturing.” She’s allegedly an “Apple Engineer.” :respect: We’d have a lot in common. If not, we could always base it on sex… :innocent:

Haven’t seen her in a long time. Thought she had forgotten all about me. :(

Anyway, still don’t know her name… figured if she’s following me around like that she must really like me. :blush:

So I thought I’d ask her out this weekend. :drool:

Only problem was I couldn’t find a name. But I did find a few more pictures. Hope my wife doesn’t find out…

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Kayleigh Coxx. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Aspen Brooks screencaps from a video interview. :drool:

The video is just over 11 minutes long and not hard to find. Probably too long to post on here. Definitely watch it ‘till the end… ;)

God, she looks so sexy in those ripped jeans. “Future wife”? Of course she is. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(My first thought while watching this clip is what else is between her legs that I’d like to suck? :turnon: Hint: It’s not from McDonalds. :innocent:)

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Below was my response to someone's question about dating in another thread. Thought I'd quote it again here. No you are not gay—although it wouldn’t matter if you were—and everything about your attraction to “t-girls” is normal. Don’t worry about it! :drool:

Very interesting question and thread. I’m not sure what is really “different.” Call me naive if you will but wouldn’t you be attracted to the same things in someone regardless of that person’s sexual orientation or gender identity? I can’t speak for everyone but that’s at least how I feel about it.

One thing I do think is true is the best way to meet someone is face to face. That could mean a bar or club, a gym, taking a class, volunteering, etc. Maybe you could become more involved in LGBT activities? I have been to several “Days of Remembrance” and there was often time to “mix” afterward. I’ve attended many “pride” events as well. And been invited to parties. You never know who you might meet or where something might lead to. ;)

My transgender friend from childhood (Stephanie) who I’ve written about elsewhere, lived just down the street. We started hanging out as friends. She was a very pretty, feminine boy, and as we got to know each other she became my first girlfriend. I never really thought much about it. We both liked each other and… She was the first person I ever was truly in love with and we dated through high school.

I’ve been married twice since then. I’m not a “fan” of on-line dating services, Internet “chat,” or “webcams.” Personally I think they’re a waste of time. I’d rather just ask my new friend out for coffee. And as I’ve said before I think this forum is a terrible place to meet someone--at least it has been for me. It seems that I do much better in “real life” (maybe it’s the car… :lol:).

But I don’t know of any other forums. I would just hang in there, don’t be afraid to ask her out, and remember it’s the person you are interested in. Best of luck to you my friend! :respect: :cool:

One final thought. This is what I posted a while back under "Biggest Turn-On's"

“I like someone with intelligence, confidence, pretty eyes, nice smile, and a sense of humor. It also doesn’t hurt if they have natural breasts, legs to die for, and a fantastic ass…”

Two things (to notice)... Intelligence is #1 (on my list) and I didn't even include (if) they have a cock or not.

See ya. Gotta go workout... :cool:

Peace Out

Andy

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Saturday night workout update. Tonight’s infomercial featured an “inversion table.” For low payments of only $14.99, it promised “relief of tension.” To me it looked more like something that belonged in a home dungeon. :innocent:

I eagerly awaited my own “relief” as I watched a pretty fitness model clad in tight spandex strap her ankles to the device then lean back with her arms stretched over her head like she was on a torture rack. :drool:

Sadly I felt only ”frustration” :( as the commercial quickly cut to video of grey haired middle-aged men using the device to “relive lumbar pain.” :turnoff:

I most likely won’t be purchasing this piece of fitness equipment. However it did give me an idea (actually quite a few of them… :blush:). Maybe I could get my friend Chalene (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274648&postcount=180) to try it out with me? We could take turns. Or better still, use two of them. I'm sure we could make it work. Bet that would “relieve tension.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Took a while to find these. From some of my previous posts you probably realize that I don’t always look back on my college career all that fondly. Sure that I would have been better off had we stayed in Michigan. My high school team was awesome almost winning a state title. That was when it was still fun.

Our locker room. November 9, 2002. We played Ohio State. What a mess… One of those is mine. :blush:

A surprisingly close game, Ohio State would end up winning 10-6 eventually going on to win the National Championship. ABC broadcast the game. Because of Ohio State I’m sure--not us… :(

Most schools have “inspirational” slogans like “Play like a Champion Today” or “Strength and Honor.” This was our slogan… well duh! It also helps if your team is awesome.

“Beat Ohio State.” Now that does get one fired up as they head out onto the field. Given Ohio State’s dominance that year maybe it should have said “Just don’t get your fuckin’ ass kicked.” :lol:

But I won’t leave out the best part of college football. This IS my “Dream Girl” thread after all. :drool: My girlfriend during this time had actually been a cheerleader at Indiana University, our main rival. Six years older than me, we were married not long after this.

Looking at this picture, my only question is why is our “mascot” ugly AF? And he’s lost his helmet. Nice hair. He is supposed to be a “Boilermaker.” Why does he look instead like a cross between the “Walking Dead” and Super Dork?

(The cheerleader picture is more recent. However "Purdue Pete" still looks the same. And the team may be even worse today. Last year Purdue got slaughtered 63-14 in the "Music City Bowl" in Nashville. No wonder our students started tossing around an inflatable dick during games. :innocent:)

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OK. One more then I gotta go workout. Warning: Some of these may keep you up at night. :(

From 1969. Sorry dude you're not getting any... :lol:

Creepy AF. Wonder where they store these? I won't sleep tonight. :(

From the 40's or 50's. Is that supposed to put fear into your opponent? Weird. :eek:

I've got shot glasses with this "classic" design on them. At least they are put to good use. :drool:

When "Sponge Bob" thinks he's creepy... :blush:

Ooops. Sorry. Wrong team. This is the Oakland Raiders of the NFL. Now that's how to do it! :respect:

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This is supposed to be a "Dream Girls" thread so here you go. These are the "Goldusters." Purdue's dance team. They are nationally ranked and perform worldwide as well as at games and the Indy 500. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Much better than the creepy "mascot." He must be related to those "evil clowns." :( For a university that prides itself on academics and is known for its Science and Engineering programs as well as it's most famous alumni: Neil Armstrong, :respect: I'm amazed that they would have such a representative for athletics. "Purdue Pete" always looked to me like he suffered one concussion too many. :lol:)

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After my earlier post (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=274854&postcount=207), I figured someone was bound to discover it. So I thought I’d better go find it first. :lol: The highlights are on YouTube. Damned Internet! ESPN Classic no less. I forgot how bad it actually was. Fortunately the footage is old and grainy. Was it that long ago? :eek:

I still did not play very much as a Sophomore. On one of the videos you can catch a quick glimpse of me towards the end getting taken out of a play (Jesus… :innocent:), and on special teams. They scored on 4th and 1 to win. God, how fucking embarrassing. :blush: Too bad they didn’t burn this video. :( Ohio State would go on to win the National Championship that year. Their #71 weighed 325 lbs.

Interesting looking back 17 years later. I have never seen this footage before. Of course I had an entirely different perspective down on the field. To this day I have no regrets. Overall, playing college ball was mostly fun (other than the injuries) and it could have been worse. We know a lot more about concussions now. I was lucky although my wife who is a nurse thinks I show signs of CTE. Returning to finish my degree, I ended up getting a doctorate. I’ve had a very successful career and I credit football with teaching leadership, developing confidence, facing adversity, and instilling good work habits. I made many friendships and business connections as well. And my dedication to fitness has paid off as I progress into my 30’s. I sure as hell don’t feel old. Other than the occasional aches and pains getting out of bed sometimes. ;)

(That's why I find the "Beat Ohio State" sign over the door so funny. I actually don't even remember it. Wasn't paying attention. Your mind is elsewhere. That sign is so "matter of fact" it might as well say "watch your step". :lol::lol::lol: I would rather see something like "Tonight we dine in hell." or "There is no tomorrow for you and that makes you very dangerous.")

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I have however from time to time thought that one day I would make a return to collegiate athletics. I have a lot of experience. And of course ties to Purdue.

Maybe as a coach? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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You knew it wouldn't take me very long to find someone I liked. :innocent: Wonder what it would be like to coach my “future wife.” :drool: Can you tell which one she is in the picture above? She looks like a “leader” to me and clearly stands out from the others. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Her name is Blake and she’s 6’2”. She’s also a Management major so I could always help her with her homework. I'm sure we've had some of the same professors.

Found out that she’s a “redshirt” Senior so that means she’s about the age of Dove Cameron. Not really THAT much younger than me… :blush:

My only regret is that she didn’t go to Purdue in the “mid-2000’s.” Would have rather dated her than my “ex.” Bet stuff would have worked out. I would think we’d have a lot in common. Except it looks like she’s doing way better than I did in football. :respect:

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Got serious work to do this afternoon but those creepy “heads” have been bothering me for days. Did some research and found out they store them in the basement of Mackey Arena (basketball). Apparently Purdue “keeps” all the old heads (an unpleasant thought :(). Some early ones weigh as much as 50 lbs (23kg). Shit, a guy who’s strong enough to carry around 50 lbs supported just by his neck needs to be out on the field playing not wearing some stupid costume.

The second pic is an old “unofficial” t-shirt from the ‘80s. Purdue fans have always imagined a “rivalry” with Notre Dame where none exists (it’s with Indiana University if anybody). However in most Purdue/ND matchups it’s usually the “Boilermakers” who end up getting “fucked.” :blush: :lol:

In the meantime Purdue Women’s Volleyball :drool: is off to a good start. Too bad they don’t get more recognition. Blake and her teammates are already 5-1. :respect: Personally I’d rather follow them. :inlove:

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...In the meantime Purdue Women’s Volleyball :drool: is off to a good start. Too bad they don’t get more recognition. Blake and her teammates are already 5-1. :respect: Personally I’d rather follow them. :inlove:

I think that's called stalking. ;) :lol::lol:

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Yes. Perhaps. :blush: Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” :innocent: Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. :respect:

But it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake :inlove: wearing one of those “mascot heads.” :lol::lol::lol:

(I was looking at all my memorabilia. I own next to nothing with “Purdue Pete” on it. Except for the shot glasses with the “old” Pete. And they were a gift. Most things feature the “P” logo. The only stuff I have out in my home office is my old helmet, some “Rose Bowl” items, and a “fidget spinner” on my desk. The black helmet I received from my wife for my birthday last year is in my company’s office. The helmet I received this year sits on a bookshelf at our home.

Now, for once, I will be very serious. The other Purdue “logo” you will see is the train. :respect: Why a train? There is a tragic story behind it. On Halloween, 1903, 17 members of Purdue’s football team were killed when the train they were riding to Indianapolis collided with a freight train. The site of the accident is near where Methodist Hospital is located today. A few years later, the “Memorial Gym” was built and dedicated. The train was a special “charter” carrying the team, students, and faculty. Hence the name “Boilermaker Special.”

According to what I have heard, the train, not “Pete” is actually the "official" mascot.)

[ila]

...But it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake :inlove: wearing one of those “mascot heads.” :lol::lol::lol: ...

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it. :lol::lol::lol:

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I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it. :lol::lol::lol:

Just don't give me any ideas... :drool: :innocent: :lol:

[Boner]

[QUOTE=a9127;274872]You knew it wouldn't take me very long to find someone I liked. :innocent: Wonder what it would be like to coach my “future wife.” :drool: Can you tell which one she is in the picture above? She looks like a “leader” to me and clearly stands out from the others. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Her name is Blake and she’s 6’2”. She’s also a Management major so I could always help her with her homework. I'm sure we've had some of the same professors.

"Six foot two blonde and blue"is how Bob describe's Najila on his site "Bob's T-Girls". Najila was one of his earlier models and is still one of the most beautiful women he's photographed over the past twenty years. She's just stunning- definitely a dream girl"!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Some more of Najila. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Some of these date to 2002. I guess that's considered "vintage" now. :(

My first post on TLB was Camila Saenz. :inlove: I still remember it. It was early September 2009 under a different user name. Hell, even that is probably considered "vintage" now. :lol:

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Dream Girl! This is probably my favorite picture of Dove Cameron as Mal. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Even my wife thinks Dove is the most beautiful of any of my "celebrity crushes." :respect:

(Height, like age, doesn't matter either. Dove is supposed to be 5'2" tall but I'm not sure of that... :innocent: We'd make quite a couple. :drool: People might mistake me for her bodyguard. :lol: But definitely not her dad like Hades... Because I'm not old enough to be her dad!)

[Boner]

[QUOTE=a9127;274901]Some more of Najila. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The first picture of Najila used be on Bob's Tgirl's intro page. I had just discovered Gia Darling:heart: and was so blown away I had to see more! My search led me to Bob's site where I saw Najila- amazing!:drool: What a knockout and definite "dream girl:cool:

[Boner]

Dream Girl! This is probably my favorite picture of Dove Cameron as Mal. :inlove:

Even my wife thinks Dove is the most beautiful of any of my "celebrity crushes." :respect:

(Height, like age, doesn't matter either. Dove is supposed to be 5'2" tall but I'm not sure of that... :innocent: We'd make quite a couple. :drool: People might mistake me for her bodyguard. :lol: But definitely not her dad like Hades... Because I'm not old enough to be her dad!)"

If I had to pic a favorite of Dove, it'd be this one as Mal:inlove::inlove::inlove:So pretty:heart:

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This thread is about “Dream Girls” and I took it for a brief turn towards college football. Where the “dream girls” are cheerleaders, dancers, and sometimes other athletes.

Why would a healthy young man, otherwise intelligent, successful, and already dating someone very pretty, choose to play a sport where you can suffer severe injuries, concussions, and yes, even (rarely) get killed? :(

God, Andy, that’s a dumb question. (You of all people should know the answer...) :lol: :innocent:

It all begins and ends here. These are the 2018-19 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Hi-Res. May have to click it twice. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The other reason is if you actually do make it through to the highest level – which is something less than 1% of 1% of 1% – it can pay pretty well. Russell Wilson’s base salary for 2019 is $35,000,000 USD And that's all I have to say about that... :eek: :respect:)

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Tonight's CNN “fake ad” states that “This sweatshirt is saving American manufacturing.” Well, maybe. But if the United States is in need of a hoodie to save its economy we really are screwed… :lol: It’s worse than I thought. :(

But of course the ad grabbed my attention by featuring yet another one of my “future wives.” Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

It did give me an idea however. Since we are doomed, I’m cashing in everything I own now and moving to a remote island with my new friend where we won’t need stuff like clothes and can have sex every day. :drool:

[ila]

...Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: ...

That was also my first thought (and second and third and so on :) )

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Yes. Perhaps. Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. :respect: …it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake wearing one of those “mascot heads.”

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it. :lol:

Just don't give me any ideas...

Ila may be on to something. :respect:

With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous. :inlove:

A good selfie is the first step in dating. :blush:

Sharp Dressed Man. She’s bound to be impressed. :drool:

Purdue “Gangnam Style” Video. Can’t be worse than the Ohio State game I played in years ago can it? Umm... No. It can’t. :eek:

Shit. Definitely the wrong helmet to wear… :(

Dude gets around… Cheating already? What can I say? :innocent:

Now I just have to figure out how to fit that head into my ZR-1 and somehow manage not to get pulled over on I-65. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it. ;)

[ila]

...With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous. :inlove:

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go. :)

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Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go. :)

Rumor has it it's the size of his "hammer." :drool: :innocent::lol:

[a9127]

More fun with "Purdue Pete."

Now I realize what my degree prepared me for in life... :lol:

Yes, I have a set of four. Been a long day. Maybe I should use one now? Maker's Mark? :cool:

That's the last time I'm letting him listen to Slayer... :drool:

He has not won over my nieces. They think he's "scary" and "creepy." Especially the first one. The 10 year old said "I want to kill all of them." :(

Announcer: "Again it seems like Purdue's linebacker 'a9127' was distracted by something on the play. That time he let Michigan's running back go right by him into the end zone for a touchdown. His mind is clearly not in the game." :innocent: :inlove::inlove::inlove:

No comment. But God, I hope my wife never buys me one of these for my office... :blush:

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While working out last night they had yet another “infomercial” for “Dr. Ho’s” treatments for pain and tension. I’ve since learned he is not a “real” doctor (surprise). At least not a medical one and I don’t know where his degree was from if any.

One of the featured “treatments” got my attention pretty quickly. A very attractive model was massaging some sort of oil on her legs, especially her upper, inner, thighs. :drool: I have played sports for many years and workout regularly—I have never experienced pain there. :lol:

But I could understand how, with a partner, or, hell, even alone, it might eventually lead to “reduced tension.” :innocent:

I have a “doctorate” as well but mine is from Indiana University in Business. Shit, it could still work. I’ll just call myself “Dr. Hoe.” ;) Seems fitting… :blush: and make my own infomercials.

Here’s someone that I’d love to have star in my videos. Her name is Paige Hathaway. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[a9127]

Another "fake" clickbait ad from CNN. "Future wife?" :drool:

"But I don't know her name!!!" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Tried "swiping right" didn't work... :()

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This came up on my computer at work today. “Star Trek” was long before my time. Was trying to think of something dirty… :blush:

Instead, all I could come up with was “Live long and prosper.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(If that was me it wouldn't be my ears that would be upright. :lol:)

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It was just a speeding ticket. But at my hearing, the Judge ordered me to her private chambers for my “sentencing.” After changing into black leather panties, bra, and 7” stiletto heels, she brandished a rattan cane saying I had been a “bad boy” and needed to be “taught a lesson.” Then she put me on "probation" saying I had to check in every Friday night at "her place." :drool::inlove::innocent:

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I forgot that I played in the “good old days” when we sometimes won. :blush: Today, “Purdue Pete” and his teammates got beat 35-7 by Penn State. :(

One of my former students (and a linebacker from our NAIA National Championship team of 2012) follows me on Twitter. He knows a lot about football. More than me... :respect:

He had this to say before the game: “Purdue’s offensive line is going to get their '3rd string' quarterback killed today.” Currently the Boilermakers are 1-4. Ohio State is 5-0. They will still beat IU. That’s like a National Championship around here. :lol:

(The last picture. I forgot, Mitch Daniels is now Purdue's President. He was Governor of Indiana and Director of the U.S. Office of Management and Budget under Bush. Jischke was President when I was there. Also I'd change the jersey to Women's Volleyball "17." :inlove: :innocent:)

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OK, since this IS a "Dream Girl" thread, thought you might like these pics of the "Golddusters," Purdue's dance team :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: instead of more "Purdue Pete" (sorry dude...).

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Purdue University’s most famous alumni has to be Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon. :respect: However, “Purdue Pete” is the “gift that keeps on giving.” :lol:

Of course! We are an Engineering school. Let’s 3-D print a bunch of heads! (Note: Technology doesn’t always mean better… Or that you should…) :drool:

No comment… :lol:

“Get the fuck away from me creep…” :blush:

This doesn’t look good… Think I’ll just ask Blake :inlove: out myself. I like my chances better anyway. ;)

If I found this stuck to my dashboard, I’d toss it out the window and watch it get run over by a semi on I-65. :frown:

"Pervert Pete"? Shit. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing he’s watching me… :(

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I never got into "Star Wars." It was several years before my time and when interest picked up again in the late 90's I felt "too old" for it. The first time I ever saw it was in 1997. The 20th anniversary. With my girlfriend. Good make out movie... :innocent:

Although I thought Darth Vader was awesome. :respect: The best line in the movie is when Harrison Ford says "It's WORSE..." A line I've "borrowed" many times.

But Princess Leia! I had no idea. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(RIP Carrie Fisher 1956-2016 :broken:)

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Maybe she could teach me? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I thought I recognized her from somewhere. Don't know her name but she plays a doctor on Grey's Anatomy. My wife loves that show and I'm probably in enough trouble as it is... :innocent:)

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Other schools’ mascots: Alabama “Big Al.” Penn State “Nittany Lion.” Duke “Blue Devil.” Michigan State “Spartan.” UCLA “Bruin.” I had a chance to play at “State.” Should have stayed in Michigan. :( See last picture. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Schools like Purdue have a tough time compared to schools like Alabama or Duke. Money and recruiting is a large part of it. It's big business. The only two in the “Big 10” that are even close typically are Michigan and Ohio State. My dad said it used to be known as the “Big 2 and the Little 8.” That was many years ago. Purdue has never won a National Championship in football although it produces some very good players and some exceptional Quarterbacks: Drew Brees, Bob Griese, and Len Dawson come to mind. :respect:

Alabama has 17 National Championships in football. Purdue has 0. So Pete will just have to hang in there… :lol: Sorry dude.

(UCLA, Alabama, Clemson, Duke, etc. also have cheerleading squads that rival some pro teams. :drool: The UCLA cheerleader shown is my “future wife” :inlove: and has been featured in other posts. However the NFL and NBA can get away with much more… Perhaps none is better known than the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. The last picture is the Chicago Bulls dance team. Why do you think every guy my age wanted to “be like Mike?” :innocent:)

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Part of my “academic” job includes helping “coach” our National Ad Competition Team. Along with the Chair of the Marketing Department, we assist a group of students to prepare for the annual competition. Typically it is held in a major city like New York or Los Angeles. Colleges and Universities from all over the United States participate. There are three rounds. My primary role is in helping our students with the research and data analysis (which is basically my other career as a consultant to business through my market research company). The “creativity” behind the ad I leave to them… I don’t usually go along except for the year it was held in Detroit. :cool: All students enrolled in the class must be seniors and “over 21.”

This is our entry from a couple years ago. It was part of an overall ad campaign we developed for “Snapple.” The model pictured is from “stock footage” but sometimes we go through an agency and use professional models and photographers. All are verified as “18 or older” and of course we wanted this ad to target “college age students.”

The “tagline” for this ad is “Your passion is calling. Can you feel the beat?” I feel something. :drool: I swear to God I didn’t think that up or select the model or “pose.” The students (both male and female) wanted her to wear shorts (or show a little "tummy") or a tight shiny exercise leotard. Ask me if I love my work? :lol: But that idea was nixed by the Marketing professor in charge. :blush:

Anyway, the bottom line is, we WON! Out of several hundred schools. The only “recognition” we got was that we were featured in the “Indiana Business Journal” and “Business Week.”

Hope you enjoyed the story and the ad featuring my very flexible and athletic “future wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I’ve never even tried “Snapple” but I bet I would if she asked me to... :innocent:)

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Tonight’s workout featured another infomercial from my friend Chalene. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Much better than "Dr. Ho" again. :(

Of course she was promoting PiYo. I didn’t mind taking a break and watching as she was on a lot talking about it and demonstrating the exercises herself. :drool: I know a little bit about “working out” and training for sports myself and one of the things I noticed this time is that most of the exercises in PiYo can be done at a very “easy” beginner level with assistance. Which is important so that one sticks with it. Eventually they will make it to a more advanced level and see results. Many other exercise programs assume everyone can do whatever from the start and most people give up soon after trying and failing. PiYo also avoids weights which, while great for building strength and mass for sports can be dangerous when done alone. So yes I would recommend it. :respect:

Chalene is 50 according to what I read (she was born in 1969) but looks to be in her 20’s or 30’s. I also like her positive attitude. Some guys might find it annoying. But I like it. I would definitely go out with her if ever she would want to date a "younger man." :blush: Too bad we’re both married. :innocent:

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Well, I found out who she is (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275017&postcount=215). :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Her name is MaCall and she is now a Los Angeles Rams cheerleader. It’s a good thing Purdue never played UCLA. 1) We’d probably have gotten killed. :( 2) I for sure would have ended up running into a goalpost not looking where I was going… :drool: :innocent:

Here’s what one site had to say about her:

“A nationally ranked dancer, writer, actress and former Junior Olympic gymnast, MaCall Manor is truly a Renaissance girl. She has guest starred on TV shows (acting the young Faith Hill at the MTV Country Music Awards and little Amanda in “Ugly Betty”) and in televised commercials. She has also been honored at Carnegie Hall twice for her writing, winning a Scholastic silver medal in 2009 and a gold medal in 2010 for her novels. After watching bookstores declare bankruptcy and noticing the demise of reading among her peers, MaCall founded Moonman Reviews, a book review website that re-ignites children’s love of reading.” :respect:

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Happy Halloween from “Purdue Pete”! :lol: ila had a great idea but I’m afraid if I show up for my date with Blake :inlove: wearing one of these she’ll call the cops. I would... :(

Besides, I’m already going to my company’s party as “Hades” from Descendants 3, just need a “Mal” to go with me. Maybe Blake would be into that? At 6’2” she’s a foot taller than Dove Cameron. :inlove: Either way, we’d make one “hell” of a couple. :innocent:

Another possibility is my friend Aleksandra :inlove: from Russia as a bloody cosplay “Carrie.” Her riding around on the back of my Harley looking like that would be awesome. We’d have a great time scaring the shit out of everyone. :drool:

My wife BTW wants nothing to do with any of this, so all of the above is fine with her. She just said “Go for it big guy…” :blush:

Seriously though, I am already spoken for at least for “Trick or Treating.” My two nieces, 9 and 10 are going out as characters from FNaF. Zionsville plans to have it on Saturday the 26th so the kids don’t have to worry about school the next day. You know they will fuck it up and candy will be expected on both nights. In Detroit they’d burn your house down if you didn’t deliver… :eek:

But I do like the Nike warmups they are wearing in the first picture. Must go to “Dicks” and get one (yes we really do have a store in Indiana called “Dicks”).

By the way the “Big Ten” now has 14 (or 16) teams. Nebraska and the others joined after I graduated. Penn State made 11 so they came up with the “new” logo below. That was in effect when I played. Still have stuff with that on it. I admire their creativity. See what they did? The current logo is last.

My dad would say the “Big Ten” is:

Michigan
Ohio State
Michigan State
Illinois
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Purdue
Indiana
Northwestern

All the “others” belong somewhere else. :respect:

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Angeles Cid aka "Mrs. a9127." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: You know she could just lay back and let me do all the work... :innocent:

(May have to click it twice to see it full sized. :drool:)

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My nieces were watching something called “Wreck-It Ralph 2” last night. Didn’t care. Wasn’t interested. Busy with work. Thought it was dumb. Didn’t star Dove Cameron. etc.

Until...

Well, let’s just say I never thought I’d “fall in love” with a cartoon character. :blush:

This is “Shank” from the game “Slaughter Race.” She’s not only totally gorgeous but can drive too. :respect: Definitely my kind of woman. :drool:

Found out later she was voiced by and “based on” Gal Gadot. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

So actually it makes perfect sense. :innocent:

(Is it too late to find a "cosplay" Shank for Halloween? Maybe Gal Gadot? :heart:)

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Well my "dates" for Halloween have been decided. I'm going Trick or Treating with my two nieces around Zionsville. No "Hades." No "Mal." No "Carrie." No Blake. No "Shank." Just me. They are still trying to decide which "Five Night's at Freddy's" characters to go as. I'm just gonna wear one of my Harley jackets, leather pants and boots. If we leave Stonegate we'll take the Ford F350. That's what I've been driving since our vacation last summer. The "ZR-1" is in case my new friend Sienna :inlove: (see the Diva's thread) wants to go out later in the week. ;)

As far as I know our night is a week from now. Zionsville was considering the Saturday before Halloween so the kids wouldn't skip school on Friday the 1st. :(

You know that candy will be expected on both nights--there's no way this will go as planned. :drool:

Also Zionsville wants to have it in the daytime. That'd never work in Detroit. :innocent:

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Must admit I don’t remember anything quite like this from childhood. :drool: Too bad my babysitters weren’t into cosplay... :innocent:

Think my “favorite” is “Little Red Ridng Hood.” Damn. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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This showed up in my Pinterest feed today. Don't know why but I'm thinking about taking up golf again... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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These always crack me up. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who gets emails like this. :blush: More than likely it has something to do with the “Born Before 1985” thing. Might as well bury me now…. :(

Sadly sometimes I have to check my “junk” folder when I’m expecting an important email from a client. Otherwise I’d never see them.

Even with my new “rock hard pipe” :lol::lol::lol: (who thinks this shit up anyway?) I’m not planning to divorce my wife anytime soon. Unless of course my new friend Sienna :inlove: (see the Divas thread) or my "golfing partner" :inlove: (see above) decides to move to Zionsville. :drool:

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Haven't had any fun with Purdue in a few weeks. Look what I found. :lol:

Bad Marketing or Clever Design? :confused:

This is a "head cover" for a golfing putter. It's not what first came to mind. :blush:

I don't use this style of putter anyway. But I bet "Purdue Pete" doesn't use it with his golf clubs either... :innocent:

The phrase "Boiler Up" takes on a whole new meaning. :drool:

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The winner of my "be my date for Halloween" contest is Aleksandra as a "bloody" cosplay Carrie. I knew that six months ago. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She beat out some formidable competition by a wide margin. I decided based on the number of "views." :respect:

This afternoon in Zionsville I go Trick or Treating with my nieces. The weather sucks here right now, cold and rainy. :( They are going to go as Chica and Foxy from "FNaF". I'm still going as "Hades" from Descendants 3. Going to get ready. Got my hair. I'm just over 6'6" in my motorcycle boots. The rest is easy. :cool:

Now for my date with Aleksandra... This will be on the "real" Halloween. In Indiana, who knows, by then it might be in the 70's F with tornadoes. How awesome is that? I was thinking we could ride downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. A severe thunderstorm and lightning would be amazing. :drool: She looks great like that (I think she looks great anyway) and we'd probably scare the shit out of everybody with her riding on the back dressed like that. Of course we'd go to "High Velocity." Then we'd have all weekend to do whatever... :innocent:

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Gotta go workout soon. What better way to prepare than with “Purdue Pete”?

Recently they tried out a new “prototype.” This is what was said by an actual student:

"I thought it was horrible. I was scared and he was kind of creepy." :lol:

From the inside. This is the “view” that Pete has. What has been seen cannot be unseen. :(

This “bobblehead” is sure to scare the piss out of anyone. Especially in the dark. That evil grin… Imagine if he were 7’ tall and alive. We might actually win a National Championship. :drool:

Weird. But the dude's got some serious guns. “Terminator Pete”? Hasta la Vista Baby! :respect:

This is what “new recruits” are given at “Mascot Camp.” Remind me never to go there. I’d be better off as a “30 something” linebacker. Could still stop the run. :innocent:

NOT Pete. I added her... well... just because. :inlove:

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Guess someone's been tracking my "searches" for Purdue stuff. She's really cute. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Wouldn't let her put that ugly "Purdue Pete" foam face on. She's too beautiful. Probably an Alabama fan anyway. :drool:

(Christ, I wear my old "Purdue Football" shirts when I workout. Saw this on line. Hell, just wearing that would add at least 25 lbs to your bench. :respect: Sorry Pete.)

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Born before 1985? Well I guess they should just bury me now. The first picture really is me. Truth. God I hate that pic... I especially hate that they use it so much without my permission. I’ll sue!!!

And you didn’t really think I owned a 2019 Corvette ZR-1? Did you? Or lived in Zionsville? No of course not. How could I afford that on my meager wages? :blush: Was reading the "You Didn't Build That" thread from 2012. Can't argue with such learned minds and sucessful business owners. :lol:

So here’s what I really drive: Told ‘ya. It’s a 1975 Brown Ford Pinto. Even has “Wander Indiana” license plates. Circa 1984-1986. So that's proof it's mine.

And of course, since this is my “Dream Girls” thread I will include a “dream girl.” Ashley Tisdale. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Hope she doesn’t think I’m a “stan.” I'm afraid to post anything anymore. :(

She was born in 1985 so she is actually two years older than my wife. Of course she's 27 in the picture. Perfect! :drool:

Update: May have to change plans for Halloween. Forecast is for 22 degrees F and snow. Motherfucker! This is Indiana. Was hoping for a thunderstorm and lightning. May still get my wish. So Aleksandra (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275178&postcount=186) and I will just have to think of something else to do on a cold night. :innocent:

(This may well be my last post. I'm still planning to host a Remembrance ceremony at our house in November. Of course I'll remain active in the LGBTQ community. Fuck, it's my friends we're talking about! My only gripe is with some of the members who post on this site. There are a lot of cool people too. Wish they would post more! Lest the few ruin it for all. Maybe after I'm gone it will get better. After reading a few of the older posts however, I think smc was too tolerant.)

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Went out “clubbing” last night in downtown Zionsville. :lol:

And I found the guy from the “Born Before 1985” fake ads! Hate to admit but that’s me. Yeah, I was "born before 1985." :blush: I work part time as a "male model" (but I don't do "hardcore"). So for all my “fans,” a gallery:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/models/342905?context_photo=76859833

Happy Halloween!

(It sucks here. :( Going to snow tonight as well. Err... I take that back, just looked outside, it's snowing now. So if Aleksandra (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275178&postcount=186) actually does stop by I have a feeling we are going to have to find something to do indoors where it’s warm. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: BTW my favorite picture is the second one below. I'm sure he's saying "You lookin' at me?" Of course the third picture is my wife. :innocent:)

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Well, I can't post any pictures of Billie Eilish just yet. ;) Gotta wait untill she turns "18" this December.

But I can post a pic of Nina Dobrev :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: dressed as Billie for Halloween. :innocent:

("Billie" is very popular this year. Saw quite a few the other night. Maybe it's because her hit "Bad Guy" was #1? She's the youngest to do that since Demi Lovato in 2009. :respect:)

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1990? Is that the "new" standard now? :( Well, maybe I just "look" 50. :lol::lol::lol:

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OMG! “Back in 2009”? This is worse than the old man in the “born before 1985” ads. Who the fuck decided to use that picture (see below) to represent someone in their “30’s” anyway? I guess he could pass for an "older millennial." :lol: Christ. Just kill me now! :(

My 10 year old niece was born in March 2009. The 9 year old was born in May 2010.

Of course they did go trick or treating with me last week. Zionsville had it on the 26th. The weather sucked but we had a good time anyway. I went as “Hades” of course and they went as “Chica” and "Foxy” from Five Night’s at Freddie’s.

They thought I made an awesome Hades but was too young to be “Mal’s” dad. :blush: The funniest thing is that they think of Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson as “my age.” Or maybe me as “their age.” Yeah, 24… riiiight… works for me though. They also think of Dove as my “girlfriend.” Smart kids. My wife just says “You wish.” :innocent:

So since this is a “Dream Girls” thread I better include a picture. This is Dove and Sofia dressed up for Halloween as characters from the movie “Hocus Pocus.” BTW my wife who knows everything, and is a very beautiful woman herself, says that Dove, Hayley, and Taylor are my three biggest "celebrity crushes" and there is no one else who is even close. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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She's saying "Is that an iPod? Gosh, you must have been 'born before 1985'. Sorry but I don't go out with older guys." :(

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For some reason this picture came up in one of those "fake ads" on CNN today.

It's Catherine Bell :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: from "Jag" which ran from 1995-2005.

She played a "Lt. Colonel" so I suppose I should be standing at attention. :drool: :innocent:

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Well damn, dude... :drool: :respect: :innocent:

(The "age thing" says she "looks" 37. I would have guessed late 20's. Him? At 60? I think he looks "older." Maybe he's playing "Santa Claus"? Fuck. Billie Eilish would still be too old for me. :lol: BTW I can't post pics (yet) because she's still 17 (one more month) but if you are put off by Billie's "quirky" looks and style--hey, it seems to be working. She strikes me as a very bright young woman and you can't argue she's not talented. :respect: You need to find the picture of her in the "Varsity Jacket" with long bleached hair. If only she were 17 or 18 years older... sigh... Her "look" in that pic kinda remins me of Stephanie--my girlfriend back in high-school. :inlove:)

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Fair is fair. Billie is approximately half my age. Would I date someone twice my age? Yes. But it would, like anything, depend on the person... :innocent:

This is Loni Anderson. There was an article on her this morning. She's 74. The picture on the left is from the "WKRP" era which had it's run before I was born. :drool: I would guess this picture is from 1979-80. She's probably in her early 30's. Someone get me a time machine now! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Since many of my "dream girls" are also involved in athletics or are cheerleaders (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=317866&d=1569376155) :inlove:, I thought I'd give you an "update" on Ohio State. Currently they are ranked #1. Ahead of Alabama, Clemson, LSU... everybody. Well, after LSU beat Alabama, some polls have LSU as #1 and Ohio State #2.

Seventeen years ago yesterday Purdue lost a close game to Ohio State. I didn't play very much, mostly just special teams, but we lost when they went for it on 4th down and scored a touchdown.

They would go on to win a National Championship.

I still remember it. But it could have been worse. This is the result of the Ohio State/Maryland game. Yes, you read it right. Seventy Three points. :(

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Another "fake ad." This time from MSNBC. Supposedly the "Women of WalMart." :drool:

Why does my "future wife" :inlove: look like she's shopping at our local Target instead? :lol: Check out her shopping cart. I did... after I got past her heels and those legs... :innocent:

(At least it's not another "Born Before 1985" ad featuring that same old man (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=318455&d=1572367680) implying that's what people think of me in my 30's. Good grief! :frown:)

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When nothing less than a 1985 Cadillac Cimarron will do. :lol: These often make the list of “worst cars” of all time. Had an “Inline 4” and manual transmission (in a Cadillac!). Allegedly got 42 MPG. Don’t bet on it… When we lived in Michigan, there was a retired couple who lived next door. She had one of these. Remember watching her struggling to drive it down the street. They finally got rid of it. An attempt by GM to reach down into the “economy” market of the early 80’s that failed. :blush:

(I’m sure the blonde on the left is saying to her friend “God that car makes me so hot. Just wanna go for a ride someplace and fuck the driver silly. Whaddya say we ditch these two losers?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:)

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Another "fake ad" from CNN. Saw it and thought "Shit. It's my wife and my girlfriend..." :innocent: :(

(I never knew you could rent a "private jet" around here. We do have a municipal airport not far from where I live. So maybe? :drool:)

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Yet another "fake ad." But much better than that picture of the "80 year old man" born in 1985. :blush:

Stock? No. Whatever it is you'll probably end up losing money... :( But I am wondering what she's doing tonight? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Of course I wish this had been the scene in downtown Zionsville this morning. :drool:

Looks like "Anna" could use a ride. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Why does it look more like Los Angeles? :innocent: From Kristen Bell's Instagram.)

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Finally, today’s best “fake ad” suggests that I could meet my “future wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

In prison? :eek:

(Actually, yeah. This wasn’t the same “stock photo” as the one from CNN. It’s a better one. :drool: Looks like she’s into “playing games.” Works for me… Maybe she "captures" one of her "guards"? :innocent:)

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Today's CNN headline got my attention:

"Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guide Includes a BDSM Kit" :drool:

The article states very "matter of factly" (because you know this is serious stuff...):

"For those not in the know, BDSM stands for bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism." (Me: Never would have guessed! :lol:)

"But this Paltrow-approved sexy time will cost you. The kit is listed on the site for $1,350." (Me: Hell, you can do a lot with just belts, neckties, scarves, and rope. :innocent:)


Maybe Gwyneth should be my "favorite celebrity crush" and not the others? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I've been trying to get Gwyneth on here for ages. Thanks CNN! :respect:)

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This beauty has graced this thread before. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

One ad even said she was from Zionsville. Maybe I’ll run into her shopping at Target tonight. :lol:

Checked her out a long time ago. This picture is part of a series of “stock” photos. As beautiful as she is I would have guessed she was a famous model or actress. Although I didn’t recognize her. :(

I don’t care what she’s advertising I’d buy whatever she’s selling. :drool:

She’s been staring at me from my computer screen all day at work. She must really like me. :innocent:

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I'd love to know where Madeline hangs out!:drool:

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Sorry, couldn't resist. :innocent: :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Well fuck... Dove Cameron :inlove: will be heartbroken when I tell her she's "way too old for me." :lol::lol::lol:

Damn, at this rate I'm going to have to cancel plans to take Billie Eilish out for her 18th birthday next month. :(

Guess I'm still gonna have to wait for my "future wife" to be born. :drool:

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Was reading today about a 28 year old Korean man who married a pillow featuring an “anime” character that he had been dating for six years. :lol: Six years! Wonder if the couple waited until their “wedding night”? :blush: But seriously I hope they got to know a lot about each other during their courtship. Or else the marriage is doomed. :(

I am not familiar with anime but her name is “Fate Testarossa” :drool:

Below are a few more pictures of who at least, I think, is “Fate.” According to one site I visited, I swear to God it said she was 24,000 years old so I guess that makes her “over 18.” :innocent:

Was hoping she had an “older sister.” Ferrari Testarossa maybe? :inlove:

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Found this while searching for something else... :blush:

Here's the three:

1. I'm rich.

2. I have a 12" cock.

3. "Hi. My names Chris Hemsworth."

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Todays "fake ad" from CNN brings yet another "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I like her black SUV too. Maybe she'll stop by Zionsville tonight. :innocent: I didn't notice the SUV at first--was too busy looking at her legs. :drool:

(The caption read "The Weirdest Fashion Trends." Umm... I don't see anything "weird" about this. Except she might be cold here today dressed like that. :()

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And of course another "fake ad" from CNN. Featuring today's "future wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: So many! :blush: Shoulda had them give me Viagra through the IV while they were at it during my stay in the hospital. :innocent:

(Thanks CNN. :respect: Much better than the 80 year old man "Born in 1985." But what she has to do with "reverse mortgages" is beyond me? Maybe when I retire? :lol: I found the original image in case you would like to see more of her. The "age thing" really fucked it up this time. 43??? She looks "23." But if I'm really as old as this guy (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=318455&d=1572367680) then at 43 she's about half my age. :drool:)

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"Look what he just sent me. His profile said it was 9 inches!" :lol::lol::lol: :blush:

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Happy anniversary! It’s been one year. Akihiko Kondo, who is about my age and a school administrator from Tokyo, wed his favorite “singer” Hatsune Miku last year in an elaborate ceremony costing approximately $18,000 USD. She's an entirely virtual singer and "performs" at sold-out concerts in cities around the world as an on-stage hologram. :drool:

There have been many different points of view on this and legally the “marriage” is not recognized by the Japanese government. For the record I think it’s a bit odd but who are we to judge? Akihiko apparently has tried to date “live” female co-workers but was bullied and rejected. I have also heard he suffers from depression. I do not believe he has ever been in legal trouble and does not pose a threat to anyone nor does he strike me as a “pedophile” although Hatsune Miku is promoted as “perpetually 16 years old.”

(Moderators: I hope these pictures are OK since she’s not “real.” They are all taken from from news sites. Maybe she’s actually 45 and lying about her age? :innocent: Clever idea though, might try this myself… “he's perpetually 19”? :lol:) And she has always sported her trademark “blue hair.” Kondo has been infatuated with her for over 10 years.

Apparently Kondo is not the only one. According to the company, there have been thousands of these “marriages.” Many to Hatsune. Sounds like someone is getting rich off this. Wish I’d thought of it. :respect:

Since this is my “dream girls” thread, I must admit in the past I have been known to have “had it bad” for a popular singer with “blue hair” although her hair is typically orange. In this picture from 2014, however, she is “26.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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I thought this was another "fake" ad but maybe it's true? Zionsville does have a regional airport just northeast of where I live. It's called the "Indianapolis Executive Airport." We are quite a ways from Indianapolis International so there's got to be a way to service business people, Colts, Pacers, and race drivers who live up our way. I guess you really can charter a jet. I looked into it. Maybe that's what we'll do when we go to see my family in Michigan next time. Riiight... Don't even wanna know how much that costs... :(

Anyway, maybe the next time Taylor Swift :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: is in town, she can land her private jet ($40 million USD) in Zionsville. Of course she could always stay with me. I sure my wife wouldn't mind. :innocent:

BTW today is Taylor's Birthday! She turns the big "3-0"! :respect: Taylor was born December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania, not that far from where we lived in New Jersey. Her family owned a Christmas Tree farm. But by then we had already moved back to Michigan. One of the routes my dad used to take back to Detroit went by Reading. How close is fate? :lol:

Anyway, Happy Birthday Taylor!

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Chanel Santini :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: has been one of my Dream Girls and "future wife" since I first saw her.

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Yeah, I do. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: At least CNN got one of it's "fake ads" right today. :innocent:

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If you can’t get a date…

This man, according to the article, “still lives with his parents.” :( What I want to know is how can he afford three of them? They cost several thousand dollars USD each (and I know this how? :blush:). BTW the redhead is cute. :inlove:

Our charming couple has been featured in this thread before. He is “58” but looks a lot older to me. He was quoted as saying he’s “no Brad Pitt.” No shit. :lol: Her name is “April.” :inlove: April, is a “Real Doll” similar to my friend “Michelle” that I “configured” on their website (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273337&postcount=32). He is married and has sex with April four times a week. Dude! That’s TMI... :eek:

And finally, I have always thought if you are going to do anything, then do it right. :respect: Leave it to Austin Powers. Works for me, except my wife would kill me. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This one is very similar to the one I configured on their website. Except I opted for the transgender model which adds a 7” or 9” cock. I went for the 7”. :blush: Mine also had a larger body, was taller, and “shaved.” The face is basically the same. Yes, I think she is beautiful. I can see why superficially at least this would be attractive. :inlove:

Apparently they are designed with built in “AI” so she can carry on a conversation with you. Adding "AI" raises the price to > $10,000 USD.

Today I learned they can also “orgasm.” What that means for certain, in this case, I really don’t know. Would she shoot her load into my mouth? And what would her “cum” consist of? Or taste like? :drool:

Just one question: Do I have to “reload” her? :lol:

The cisgender version now has a “self lubricating vagina.”

One model I read about has something like a 5 million word vocabulary and knows “the entire contents of Wikipedia.” Smarter than me… :respect: But can she call 911 when I have a heart attack during wild sex? :eek:

I still do not believe that I would prefer one to a real living woman. But I’m sure I can easily be replaced. His name is “Massive Man Erich.” :(

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Chanel Santini was nice to wake up to this morning. Her picture, I mean... :innocent: Merry Christmas! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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You know what really bugged me: lets say I take a week vacation to Thailand and for some twiested turn of events I found the ladyboy that I like so much but she won't even notice me or won't even care because she is so gorges that for her I would be nothing but fly on the wall; so all my serch all my efort gone down the drain.

Shit. That was my problem. :( Couldn’t ever get a date. So I updated my profile and joined a site where I’d meet lots of hot women. :drool: Got a 27 year old “interested” in me already. She looks just like "Megan Fox"! I recognized her from "Transformers." :inlove:

Says I’m “cute” and wants me to join her site. :innocent:

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Dating Update: Looks like I’m on a roll. These are my three favorite “matches” so far today. :drool:

The first one says her name is “Ashley” and she’s “27” but I’d recognize Megan Fox anywhere. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The second one’s name is “Nikki” also 27. :inlove: She’d go out with a “60 year old” who likes “CBT”??? At least that’s what my “profile” says… :innocent: This one has potential. Future wife?

And the third one is “Malissare.” :inlove: She lists her age as “63.” A little checking found her picture was actually identified as “brianna lee extreme selfie” so guess I’ve been “fooled again.” :(

Back to square one…

(I'm suspicious of all three "profiles" but I'd almost like to share my real profile information from WordPress with the middle one. Fuck yes, that car in my avatar is mine. And if she likes "older guys" maybe 10 years would be nothing.)

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From Pinterest. I guess I just have a dirty mind... :innocent:

(Have been thinking a lot about my "future wife" in the post above. The middle one. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: She's too "good looking" to be someone who actually needs a date but I couldn't find anything on her like the others. Google was no help. :( Her profile had several pictures. She's really cute. Maybe I should post my real info? But the "married" part will probably be a "dealbreaker." :blush: :lol:)

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How many of you remember "Y2K"? Can't believe it's been 20 years! Anyway, I thought you might enjoy this look back at 1999:

https://xhamster.com/videos/transsexual-gang-bangers-1999-8508865

After January 1st, I will stop posting entirely. Hope some of you will keep in touch. You know how to get a hold of me. It's been fun... :drool:

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So I’m back for now… Workout time! This is “Rylee” my friend from a post several years ago. She was benching almost 500lbs as I remember. :respect: Very pretty as well. Fuck. That body... :drool:

Made me think about that man who “married” a cartoon character. Guess I just haven’t met the right girl yet. :innocent: I would marry Rylee. I’m posting it here because I think Rylee qualifies as a “dream girl.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Hint: Hi-Res. May have to click them twice. You can find a lot of Rylee on the Internet. Do a search. Shit. No one like this ever comes in while I’m at the gym. :()

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This was in my "junk" folder this morning. I don't usually go there except I am again expecting an important email from a client and don't want to miss it.

Thought this one was funny. The look on her face. :lol::lol::lol: Well, I DO think about sex a lot... :drool:

(Got to be from those "Born before 1985" ads. I just know it... :( Yes, I do inject Testosterone but that has more to do with weights and strength. Been doing that--legally-- since I was about 18-19. I also take Cialis as "insurance." Not afraid to admit that. Both with doctor's supervision and prescription. These work. So do those "shots." Everything else is bullshit and waste of money.)

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From CNN. I met my latest "future wife" at High Velocity at the JW Marriott last night. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying "Andy slept in and had to hurry into work this morning and left all the Christmas decorations up. We did have a long night... (giggle)" :innocent:

"He also left his credit card behind..." :(

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I ordered more stuff for my family on Amazon..." :lol::lol::lol:

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Rylee is back :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Warming up and stretching is always recommended. :drool:

Rylee!!! Don’t even think about tying that without a spotter! Just ask me. I can think of many things it might lead to. :innocent:

Of course relaxation and release of tension afterward is the key to finishing a good workout. ;)

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From Pinterest. Different versions of "Frozen" characters. I kind of like this Elsa. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

("Frozen" was 6 years ago. So she's "27" now. Sounds about right... And sometimes she's drawn with a cock. The way she's looking at me. She knows I know. :drool:)

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This is a new one… According to the site “LADBible” Yuri Tolochko a Russian bodybuilder and actor has announced his intentions to marry his sex doll after paying for her to have plastic surgeons enhance her synthetic features. :drool:

Tolochko has said he and his partner Margo have been invited onto a Russian TV show called Comedy Club (this makes me skeptical) but insists that his relationship is the real deal.

He has been in a relationship with Margo for eight months and says that despite their 'quarrels', he's dead set on marrying on her.

In a recent interview Tolochko said he took Margo to a clinic to get some work done. I'm sure that must have been an odd day for surgeons who work at the clinic.

He claims Margo began to feel a bit self-conscious over her looks after he went public with their relationship. Has anyone told this fella it's a doll?

"When I presented her photo to the world, there was a lot of criticism and she began to develop a complex so we decided to have plastic surgery."

It gets even more bizarre as Tolochko also claims Margo has a waitressing job at a local bar.

Tolochko said: "She can't walk by herself; she needs help. Margo doesn't know how to cook (surprise!), but she loves Georgian cuisine. Her favourite dish is 'khinkali'."

He added: "She swears (Wonder what she says? "Motherfucker get your hand off my ass..."?) :innocent:, but there is a tender soul inside."

The actor says they met in a bar after another man attacked Margo and he was able to step in and protect her. :respect:

I'm glad Yuri was there to defend her. :lol: Was wondering what kind of guy attacks a sex doll in a bar? :( Hope the police put him away. What do you think? Is this for real or all a hoax? I’m glad I’m married to a real live woman. In the meantime I can also jack off over my friend “Rylee (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275559&postcount=229).” :inlove:

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Under the circumstances, this post belongs here rather than the “Divas” thread.

Where to go in Indy with your special date? :drool:

There’s always the “Eagle’s Nest.” Showing its age but no other restaurant around here rotates or gives as good a view. And when it’s dark and there is a sunset… It’s been called “Indy’s Most Romantic” restaurant for good reason. Associated with the Hyatt, many cities have something similar. And of course “High Velocity” at the JW Marriott is a current favorite although less formal.

Closer to me on the Northside, near Zionsville, it’s “Eddie Merlot’s” (very expensive) and there’s always the “Capital Grille.” Even “Rick’s Boatyard” on the West side along the Eagle Creek Reservoir.

Leading my “go to” list however would be “St. Elmo Steak House.” Situated in historic downtown Indianapolis, it dates to 1902 and is very formal with a strict dress code. If she’s the one then you have GOT to take her there… Many expensive “five star” hotels nearby as well… :innocent: Incredible food and drinks. Intimate atmosphere. Rumor has it their Shrimp Cocktail helped Indianapolis land the Super Bowl in 2012. Many famous people have eaten there. You will probably see somebody.

So Dove and I have been dating for at least several weeks now. Tonight is the “St. Elmo’s” date. Valet parking for the “ZR-1” too.

Much later that evening, looking across the table at me, her green eyes begin glowing as she says: “Andy, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you better. You should know by now I’m fine with our age difference (of course, as you know I’m actually much younger than her dad, Hades… :blush:) and I really don’t give a shit that you’re married either… (giggle).” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Just then my wife walks in… Then I wake up. :()

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Somebody actually clicked on my WordPress site. :eek: Seriously, I don’t know how long I’ll be a member here. We’ll have to see how stuff goes. What you should do is read the post “My First TDOR” and then click on the link to my tribute to Angie Zapata 1989–2008 RIP :broken: if you want to better understand where I’m coming from in many of my posts. Hope you have enjoyed what I’ve written on TLB. Yes, I’m married and I like ALL women cis and trans. :inlove: :respect:

BTW that’s my old Camaro SS on her site. Learned to drive a “stick” at 2 sitting on my uncle’s lap. First dirtbike at 9. Always have had a “thing” for fast cars and motorcycles. Yes I really do own a black Corvette ZR-1 (the one in my current Avatar). Very fast car--demands respect. Also a great “date” car… :drool: Not like I would know… :blush:

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My friend "Rylee" again. Sometimes just one pic is all it takes. :drool: Nice to have a regular workout partner. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Note to "Real Doll Inc": Make a "Rylee" model ASAP. I'll figure out some way to hide her from my wife... :innocent:)

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#1 “Sorry but your dick is just too small.” :(

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Porsche… :innocent:

Dude! You don’t need words at this point. Just do it right there. :drool:

I dunno. But Dove Cameron should read this. :inlove:

Today is “Super Bowl Sunday.” This is me and my wife. :lol:

Was wondering what the “Virgin” one was… :blush:

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Halftime update: Shakira! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(This is the only pic I could find right now. And the thing with the rope. :drool: Today was her birthday. She's 43. Can't be. Can't fucking be... One of my huge "crushes" going way back. Oh yeah, almost forgot, there's also a pretty good football game going on too. :innocent:)

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From another “fake” ad on CNN. She’s a “Boomer” (born 1946-1964)??? Well, guess I always have had a thing for “older women.” :lol: :drool: :innocent:

(It’s actually Selena Gomez :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: born in 1992.)

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Last night I let my wife tie ME up. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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More Shakira :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Check her out here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7959581/Shakira-brings-iconic-belly-dancing-moves-redhot-Super-Bowl-half-time-43rd-birthday.html

(43? I thought she looked more like "19." :respect: Yes I'm quite familliar with her :drool:, she was at one time probably as big a "celebrity crush" as anyone I like now. Had posters of her in my room. Still remember "Whenever, Wherever" from 2001. That was way back when all my favorites were "older" than me... :innocent: Her Super Bowl performance has put it back at #1 on the charts.)

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So what kind of girl did you think I liked? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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I've mentioned this place so many times in my posts and stories you probably think I'm making it up. :lol:

Yes it exists. So does Zionsville. So does most the stuff I write about. Sorry to disappoint though, I don't actually have a dungeon in my basement... :innocent:

See my above post for someone who I would take there if she ever came to visit me in Indianapolis. :inlove:

(In fact the only bad memory of this place I have is I proposed to my "ex" there. That and they had a small fire that made the news. :()

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And yes, I would take Shakira (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=319522&d=1580941684) :inlove: there too. Still haven't recovered from her Super Bowl performance (not that I really want to... :drool:). Did you hear about the asshole who is suing the NFL for "indecency" or some shit. Good luck with that, creep. Everyone I know loved it. :respect:

(I'd get out the ZR-1 for our date but not today... It's been sleeting since late last night. Coming back from working out this morning was hazardous. I have an old 4x4 that I drive in bad weather. :blush:)

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"Fuck you buddy, that's my wife." :drool: :lol: :innocent:

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Sorry. Couldn't resist this one. :blush:

Remember our "30 something" Japanese friend who married an anime character (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275425&postcount=215)? Maybe he was on to something?

Found this... It's called "Marry Me." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Definitely got my attention. :drool: She must be "over 18" because in the story she's drinking "sake" at a bar. :innocent:

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Someone said my profile was fake. :( No asshole, if it was fake, I could do a lot better:

Me. :cool:

My wife. :inlove:

My car. :drool:

My house. :innocent:

My cat. :eek:

(Actually my cat does think she's that. Especially when she's hungry...)

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Jesus H. Christ! :drool:

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She’s thinking “I hate that Andy had to go into work on my day off. I really miss him when he’s gone. He’s had a long day. It would be nice to surprise him when he gets home… :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Maybe I could greet him at the door wearing my shortest black leather miniskirt, 7” platform heels, and my arms handcuffed behind my back? He could have his way with me as we slowly made our way into the bedroom where we would fuck each other’s brains out for the next several hours…” :drool:

“But maybe he’d rather have a Credit Card that charges 0% Interest until 2022?” :(

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My 9 and 10 year old nieces were watching something this morning. The message was you “can do anything if you just think about it.” Nice sentiment but we know as we get older that’s not always true. :(

Anyway it did get me thinking… “I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron…” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: :innocent:

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"So he lives in Zionsville?" :inlove: :drool: :innocent:

(My "profile pic (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)" is still working. Haven't gone without a date in over a month... ;))

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And today’s “future wife” is brought to you courtesy of CNN and yet another of those “fake ads.” At least this one doesn’t feature that same man (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=318455&d=1572367680) “Born Before 1985” or label anyone “over 18” a “Boomer.” :lol:

Who the fuck comes up with this shit anyway? :(

“Worst places?” No. The view looks good to me. :drool: But it doesn’t look like anywhere in the United States… :confused:

It isn’t. I found her on a travel site. The location is identified as “Southern Italy.” I would have guessed that. But I still don’t know her name! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The second pic gives a better view of her and where we’ll live… :innocent: