Waiting for my dream girl

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Merry Christmas! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Wonder Woman did remember to bring her "magic lasso" for our date this weekend... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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The "fake ad" read: 9 Side Effects of Using Hand Sanitizer, According to Doctors. :(

She's saying: "Dr. Andy likes when I use this on his cock. He says it stings (giggle)." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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No doubt you have heard of the “Nashville Christmas Bomber” no matter where you live. :( In the United States, it has dominated the news cycle for the last couple of days. Fortunately, as far as I can tell, it doesn’t seem to be related to anything else and there have been no other incidents. Apparently there were only three injuries from the blast and at least as of the time I’m writing this, the suspect appears to have taken his own life.

However one item of “interest” reported this morning, was that the van containing the explosives started playing the song “Downtown” before it blew up. A #1 hit from the 60’s, I thought at first it was sung by “Lulu.”

Turns out it was Petula Clark.

Searching for Lulu however, I found “To Sir With Love” which also starred Judy Geeson. :inlove: Have never seen this movie. I knew it was from the 60’s (1967) and starred Sidney Poitier (as a Mechanical Engineer who takes a part-time teaching job in a “rough” London school to make ends meet). :respect:

Sounds more like a job for “Dr. Andy.” :lol:

According to Wikipedia, Mark Thackeray (Sidney Poitier’s character) calls out the students for their “slutty behavior.”

Dr. Andy on the other hand tends to encourage slutty behavior... :blush:

Judy in these pictures looks like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove: Was trying to think of something I have seen her in. “Brannigan” starring John Wayne and the PBS series “Danger UXB” come to mind.

Both of them together in class? Ask me if I love my work? :drool:

“I think he likes me!” :innocent:

Lulu from 1968. The 60’s are definitely my favorite decade. :heart:

“Dr. Andy? Can you help me with my homework?”

So I guess it’s a date then? She’s saying: “Andy, I’m driving. You always drive on the wrong side of the road!”

I posted this picture somewhere else on TLB. Had to be many years before I was born, but looks like a “young Dr. Andy” checking her out... :inlove: Little guy, that’s what life's all about. Yes. Everything. You will never be the same after this...

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They all say: "Andy, your wife will never find out..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Sorry, had to add this. Did a search for the image. Google said "older Women with younger Men." How old is the guy in this relationship? 12? :lol::lol::lol:)

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Proof that “Dr. Andy” somehow managed to find his way back to 1967. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Yes. I have practiced a "morning routine" for many years. But it has taken me longer than "30 seconds" since I was about 19... :drool: :blush: :innocent:

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“Teilore Svifta” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(It has been a slow day. “Dr. Andy” is editing and processing video for his Spring online classes so too much time is being spent on the Internet. Most of it up to no good... :blush: The “Nashville Bombing” is still dominating the news. :( There seems to be more police activity than normal around Indianapolis and Zionsville but that could have as much to do with New Year’s as anything. I think the FBI will find this was an isolated incident. Wonder what his “friend’s” involvement was? If any. She graduated from the University of Tennessee in 2012 in Business. I have read many “theories” probably all wrong. Her LinkedIn profile sounds like one of my former students. In the meantime, there were reports of a “black 2019 Corvette ZR-1” on fire outside a popular downtown restaurant but it turned out to be set by the man’s wife... :innocent:)

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My dates are saying: “But shouldn’t we wait for Andy? (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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More Disney Princess' "Fan Art." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Rapunzel was "18" in the story.

She's saying: "Andy... I wanted to ask you something. Are all guys... (giggle) you know... 'thingys' like only 2 inches?" :blush:

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The best “fake ad” so far of 2021 suggests that we need to get more rest. I totally agree with that idea especially after last year. :(

The article said that “rest” may take many forms however...

She’s saying: “We were up really late last night. ;) Think I’ll just lay back on the bed and let Andy do all the work.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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January 1st. Not too early to start thinking about Valentines day. :inlove: Stuff is already in the stores. It arrived right after Christmas. :(

Those arms... Told you I work out. :lol: Think I'll send this one to all my girlfriends this year. :innocent:

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Look! It's a white Mercedes! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This “Ariel” is most definitely “over 18.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy, ummm... it’s about that other thing you wished for. It’s just like yours and right now it’s hard and feels funny (giggle). :drool: Maybe you can show me what to do with it later, baby...” :innocent:

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This reminds me. My New Years resolution is to take up golf. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This ad just came up on my phone. Some kind of supplement. Guess I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “Gonna give this to Andy after his workout. It’ll make him hard for hours (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Yes, I'm sure I just have a dirty mind... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“He lives in Zionsville (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The last one is my wife. :blush:)

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Aubrey Kate "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Carol Penelope :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The video is super hot. I had a great time on our first date... :drool: :turnon: :innocent:)

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“Dr. Andy! Did you remember to turn your webcam off?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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She’s saying: “Bt dctrr anndhh I dnt WNT t prctce socl distncngggg!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Yes. She’s a “Future Wife.” Obviously she has excellent taste in music. Check out the Mötley Crüe poster on the wall behind her. :respect:)

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Best "first date" ever. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Shit. Time to get back to work... :lol:)

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From a fitness ad. She’s telling me that I can “delay muscle soreness with magnesium therapy.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Sunday morning, nothing to do. The first pic came up on my phone this morning. Yes, she’s definitely a “Future Wife” even though I can’t see her face. Shit. I just know... :inlove:

Anyway it got me thinking, what IS “the perfect ass” anyway?

These are some of what I found:

This is the first one that came up in my search. A mousepad. All I could think of is “It’s a good thing I’m left-handed.” :blush: And how do you know she’s not trans? I was thinking that she was. She’s saying: “Andy, I’ve got something else you’d like. You just need to come around to the front.” :inlove:

Moderators: I just hope this one is “18.” :innocent:

Very nice. That reminds me, today is “squat day.” :drool:

The article said “the science of the perfect ass.” Really! “Dr. Andy” is all for science so he read it with great interest. Maybe he could get a grant to study this further? ;)

Speaking of “Dr. Andy” I’m sure that he has been “a perfect ass” on many occasions. :lol::lol::lol:

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She’s saying: “Andy said he’d be over at 9:00. I forgot he meant tomorrow!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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She is pissed. :( "Andy! All those charges from OnlyFans? WTF?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Nice shirt. Guess I would like to be the "Tramp" then. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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From PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, published in October 2013 by Scientific American/ Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2013 by Jesse Bering. All rights reserved.

(Silly comments by “Dr. Andy,” January 2021. :blush:)

Acrotomophilia - Arousal to amputees (See a lot of this on “E-Hentai.”)

Actirasty - Arousal to the sun’s rays (Once had a girlfriend who was addicted to tanning.)

Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues (Well, “Venus” IS kinda hot...)

Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to a person of extreme stature (Muscular women?)

Autogynephilia - Arousal to oneself [male only] in the form of a woman (No comment...)

Autoplushophilia - Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal (Ditto...)

Chasmophilia - Arousal to caverns, crevices, and valleys (Hell no. I stay away from places like that.)

Climacophilia - Arousal to falling down stairs

Exhibitionism - Arousal to displaying one’s sexual organs in public

Formicophilia - Arousal to insects (Only if she’s the “Queen Bee.”)

Frotteurism - Arousal to touching a stranger surreptitiously in a crowded place

Gerontophilia - Arousal to the elderly (Hope Dove Cameron suffers from this. Yes I’m older than her. We had a date for tonight.)

Katoptronophilia - Arousal to sex in front of mirrors (On the ceiling maybe?)

Knismolagnia - Arousal to being tickled (Doesn’t everybody?)

Lithophilia - Arousal to stone and gravel

Masochism - Arousal to experiencing physical and psychological pain

Nasolingus - Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose (Never have thought about sucking someone’s nose before. Sounds kinky...)

Nebulophilia - Arousal to fog

Necrophilia - Arousal to corpses

Objectophilia - Arousal to a particular object, distinct from fetishism (Well maybe if it’s a 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.)

Partialism - Arousal to a body part other than the reproductive organs (Ass and Legs!)

Pedophilia - Arousal to prepubescent children

Podophilia - Arousal to feet

Psychrophilia - Arousal to being cold and watching others who are cold (Maybe that’s why my wife always tells me to “chill out”?)

Pubephilia - Arousal to pubic hair (No. I like my partners shaved.)

Pygophilia - Arousal to buttocks (Fuck yes!!! Why is this a fetish anyway?)

Sadism - Arousal to causing physical and psychological pain

Stygiophilia - Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation (Guess that’s why I stopped going to church.)

Urophilia - Arousal to urine or urinating others (Was “pissed on” by my ex. Didn’t like it.)

Vorarephilia - Arousal to eating another person’s body parts (Also big on “E-Hentai.”)

Voyeurism - Arousal to spying on others for sexual gratification

Xylophilia - Arousal to wood (“Uhuhuhuuh he said wood...”)

Zoophilia - Arousal to nonhuman animals

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Her name is "Brooke." Met her online. Maybe she'll come to Zionsville? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“No Ariel. This ISN’T what I wished for...” :(

She’s saying: “Do you like this better?” :inlove:

“I found some rope. Maybe you could tie me up?” :drool:

“Oooh... I love it when they rub together.” :turnon:

“Sorry Andy. I didn’t mean to cum all over your face. But you look so cute like that (giggle).” :blush:

“Shit. Why do they all go to sleep after?” :innocent:

(Moderators: These are all "non-Disney fan-art" drawings from various sources. As in previous posts, I'm assuming she's "over 18.")

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On CNN tonight I saw an ad for a “Tactical Diver’s Watch.” Actually, it doesn’t look too bad. Might check it out. :respect:

But I know from past experience that “name” means everything. Especially for sex...

Is there anyone who doesn’t know what a Rolex is for example? I have a very nice “Casio” chronograph that I wear on occasion (and a Tag Heuer from my wife that I wear on very “special” occasions) but every time I think of Casio I remember John Candy from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WOTuiBG9zg).” Not exactly the image you want to project if you goal is to get laid. :lol:

The first picture is the “tactical watch.” It looks like it would go well with my Glock. And for just under $300 USD would probably be a great watch.

They compare it to a Longines, a Breitling, and a Tag Heuer. All of which cost thousands. And have outstanding reputations worldwide.

But if she sees a “Breitling” on your wrist, you aren’t likely to go home alone... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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"See something you like ?" Me: Yes. :drool:

"Dr. Andy's class is 'the bomb' (giggle)." :innocent:

"Future Wife." :inlove:

(Does anyone say "the bomb" anymore or are they really "Dr. Andy's" age? :blush: Moderators: They are Oklahoma University cheerleaders. So college >= 18. Wonder how they got all the way to Indianapolis? ;).)

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With apologies to my friend Boner. Great post! :respect: Sorry, I couldn't help this... :innocent:

It's "Dr. Andy" with one of his students (http://forum.transladyboy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=327989&d=1612205168). :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This was part of a “clickbait” story about getting a Coronavirus vaccine in the United States.

As usual I have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “You really are a kinky motherfucker Andy. If that hurts, I’m gonna inject it into your cock.” :(

Me: “Promise?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Actually it’s from the “Swine Flu” outbreak in 1976. :eek:)

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I thought it said: "How to get laid in a tanning bed." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Guess I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

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Future Wife. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy. Look me in the eyes...” :blush:

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Happy Valentine’s Day - a week early! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The first one. She’s saying: “Sorry. But you’ve got to be at least a footlong...” :blush:)

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Strong and fit women from Pinterest ("Future Wife" edition). :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Out on a date the third one is saying: "Andy. Sorry your car had a blowout. Let me fix it... :drool: :respect: :innocent:)

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Yes I know there is a thread for "Dressed Shemales" but I hate stomping on other's posts and I also hate the word "shemale." :(

Besides, as far as I'm concerned Aubrey is a "Dreamgirl" and "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Enjoy her pics! :drool:

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You know what you really want, big guy... :inlove:

Andy! I love them!!! Now I just want to wrap them around your head (giggle). :drool:

Does anyone else think she's got a bulge? Or do I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

She's saying: "Andy! How can you breathe?" :innocent:

This drawing was called "Millennial Ariel." Complete with her Starbucks. As you know, Millennials actually are "Generation Y" that originally was defined as those born 1982-2000. At least that's what "Dr. Andy" was taught when he was in school. So she could be approaching "40". :lol::lol::lol:

"Cosplay Ariel" Future Wife. :inlove:

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TikTok! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(According to the article I read she was considered "too old" for TikTok at 30. :( Guess I was right about anyone "born before 2000" being a "Boomer." Might as well kill me now... :lol::lol::lol:)

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On CNN today...

For the uninitiated (Me: He really means anyone “over 18” i.e. “a Boomer” :lol:) the $299 Oculus Quest 2 is a fully stand-alone virtual reality headset. You don’t need to connect it to a powerful PC (Me: That's good 'cause you know all my equipment is Shit.) and there are no pesky wires or sensors — just strap on the headset, pick up the two included controllers and you’re good to go. The Quest 2 allows you to create a virtual boundary where you can freely move around, so you’ll get the best workout experience if you have a decent amount of free space.

I started out with a couple of VR games I was already enjoying before I started this experiment: Beat Saber and Pistol Whip. The former is a rhythm game that has you slash targets to music with “lightsabers” in your hands, and the latter is a neon-soaked first-person shooter that has you take out enemies and dodge bullets John Wick-style while thumping electronic music plays in the background. Both games are great, but I got a better workout from Beat Saber — especially when furiously slashing along to my favorite Linkin Park songs (Me: Does the author not realize all the members of this band are several years older than “Dr. Andy”? Dr. Andy used to listen to Linkin Park back in high school (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=277312&postcount=953). Still does. :respect: Last night he listened to the live version of “One Step Closer” from the 2001 Family Values Tour on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aStGPUlDDRE) while reliving his youth. Dr. Andy’s wife agrees that he is indeed a “Crazy Motherfucker.”).

I also worked up a decent sweat dancing along to Justin Bieber (Me: Christ. Is he actually serious? :() in Dance Central VR, and got my heart rate pumping in Blaston, a one-on-one multiplayer shooter that’s effectively dodgeball with guns. But I didn’t really start feeling the burn until I turned to the more fitness-focused apps available on Quest 2.

Here’s some screenshots for you. I think anything that motivates someone have a good workout is awesome. The author adds that VR is a “legitimate” way to work out. Everything is “legit” these days. I much prefer to work out “illegitimately.” But either way, I would probably be more motivated if my Oculus Quest could show some scenes like these three. :drool:

The last one's name is Laura Michelle. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Laura Michelle is of course my “Future Wife.” But would this program even allow us to get married? :innocent:

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Selfie Culture brought us here. :blush: Today's phrase is "Thirst Trap." :drool:

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.


So I guess today's "Future Wife" is... Martha Stewart? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Martha is 79. :eek: She's saying: "Andy, why are you wasting your time with those children you always post on TLB?" :innocent:)

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Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead... :(

She is identified as Chulin Nakazawa. Not familiar with her. Perhaps I should be? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

The video was appropriately titled “Cock Torture.” Looks like fun. We could take turns... ;) But would she travel all the way to Zionsville? Maybe I could go to Japan instead? :drool: :turnon: :innocent:

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Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead... :(


I'd say mostly dead

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I first remember posting about “men marrying dolls” on here a few years ago. Apparently it’s big business now. Guess the all the Coronavirus quarantining has much to do with it. Maybe I should start my own “sex doll” company in Zionsville. Who’s in with me?

At home with my latest GF. “Sweetie, I love you but you’ve really gotta quit smoking. That shit’ll kill ya.” :(

She’s saying: “Andy. Get your fucking finger out of my mouth. Now!” :eek:

I really hate PDA’s but we couldn’t help it. :lol:

“Baby close your legs! The neighbors are watching over the fence...” :drool:

This is a Gay sexdoll. Doesn’t do anything for me but I wish I had abs like that. :respect:

You could have your very own “Dr. Andy” doll. Who knew! Just wondering... do you think he’s missing something? :blush:

(But I’ve already decided long ago who my “Future Wife” would be if I were ever to go this route. :inlove: You can find her here (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=273337&postcount=32). Her name is "Michelle." She's 5’10” tall and comes well equipped with a 7” cock. Yes. I was shocked at how close to my “ideal woman” she actually was. At least superficially. And according to her “documentation” she will forever be “27.” $7,000 USD. Cheaper than a divorce. :innocent:)

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Anyway, this was from an article “Things You’ll Recognize if You’ve Been Teaching More Than 10 Years.” From 2018. So that takes us all the way back to... 2008? In 2009 a “young Dr. Andy” received his Ph.D. Before that he had been an “Assistant Professor of Business and Information Systems” at the college where he still teaches today (between Purdue and Indiana I picked up an MBA at Butler) and he cannot remember using ANY of the items shown in his classrooms. :confused: Apart from the VCR and floppy disks, most of this stuff looks like it’s from the 1950’s or before. Why do they always get this stuff wrong? It’s just like those “Born Before 1985 (https://awwmemes.com/i/f07f9b89034746ffa41cdff91570ec26)” ads or saying that “Millennials” are 18-24. Jesus H. Christ!

Of course this is what a real “computer science” class was like “back in the day.” From IBM. No I don’t think I would have liked to teach back then. :(

This is more like it... Must be my grandad. :innocent:

Present day. She’s saying: “So have you fucked Dr. Andy yet (giggle)?” “No. He’s married, you slut!” :lol:

True story: When I began my career they asked me to teach a summer class exclusively for “Adult” learners. It met for three hours, on a Monday night, for five weeks. I got paid $5,000 USD. Not too bad for part time... But as my students quickly discovered: “He lives in Zionsville! (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)” :blush:

All my courses are “online” now because of Coronavirus. Hard to believe it’s been almost a year. I really miss seeing my students “face to face.” Especially this one. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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As those of you who actually read my posts will know, I first showed an interest in playing drums after seeing Wayne's World as a kid.

My parents signed me up for lessons. But it didn't last very long as my Mom "got rid" of my set one day. Can't say I blame her... :lol: :blush: :(

My wife however has been supportive of my learning to play again as an adult. :cool:

That is until she met my drum teacher! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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My wife is to blame for me downloading TikTok. She wanted to watch Miley’s :inlove: pre-game concert before the Super Bowl, February 7. So we both downloaded the app...

Always considered myself “too old” for TikTok. The truth is there are many people in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, and older who are quite active on TikTok. Many women for example #over50 post provocative pics and videos. :drool:

Of course I don’t pay attention to any of that... :innocent:

From everything I’ve ever read, there appears to be a developing “generational” conflict; with many members of GenZ resenting the fact that TikTok is being used by “old people” now. :(

One of the latest “age tests” is whether or not you are familiar with the “Internet Slang” used by today’s youth. The assumption is that you are a “Boomer” (i.e. “over 18” :lol:) if you are not up to date on the latest “teen speak.” As you can see below I did quite well on a quiz. Of course most of this language has been around for years and much of it comes from Hip-Hop music and culture. So it’s not really that new after all. I’m just waiting for “Totally Awesome” and “Gag Me With a Spoon” to make comebacks. As if! :blush:

My general impression of TikTok is, as I believe is the case with “social media” in general, that it is mostly dumb and a waste of time, and brings out the worst in people. Much like YouTube. At least with YouTube I can watch real music videos. How do you think I get my daily “nu metal” fix? :respect:

But there are exceptions. For example, I uploaded a video of my cat trying to get into my home office after I locked her out before a WebEx meeting. Now I’m just trying to figure out some way to get rich off this...

(Moderators: Miley is 28. But my cat is <18. Sorry... And I’m assuming my young “future wife” is over 18. Her picture comes from @NFL so I am guessing that she is. Of course if my “current wife” finds out about her, getting banned from TLB will be the least of my worries... :eek:)

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This came up on my phone tonight while waiting for a table. From CNN. The article was "Coronavirus Fact vs. Fiction." :(

But it was the title of the podcast that caught my attention. I thought it said "The Art of Caning." :drool:

Guess I just have a dirty mind... :blush:

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Was looking at sex dolls earlier today. This model was called. “Future Wife.” :inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy, I hope that’s YOU...” :confused:

“Well don’t just stand there. Help me clean it up!” :drool:

“Dammit Andy. You’re supposed to grab the baton!” ;)

“You DID log out of Zoom first didn’t you?” :innocent:

“Fuck... That was awesome Dr. Andy. But tell me, what exactly does this have to do with my Business Analytics semester project anyway?” :lol:

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“Andy. I know what you’re thinking. You just have a dirty mind... :blush: But I might let you tie me up on our second date (giggle).” :drool:

She’s saying: “Dammitt! If you can’t act like a gentleman I will have no choice but to crush your head between my thighs.” Me: “Promise?” :innocent:

“I’ve got an idea. Why don’t I tie YOU up?” :inlove:

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Today has been a busy day with work and WebEx meetings. However my mind tends to wander... :innocent:

Haven't posted any of Kelly in a while. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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This was the best "clickbait" ad on CNN today. The caption was "Stressed Out Over Money?" :(

She's saying: "Shit. Not again. I wish Andy would get over it... Maybe he just needs Viagra?" :blush:

(Moderators: This turned out to be a Getty Image so I'm sure my "wife" is over 18. :innocent:)

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Looks like a date! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This came up on my phone just now. The ad asked: "The Most Important Travel Amenity"?

A girl in my room! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Guess Marriott will be getting my business the next time I have to travel... :lol:)

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Pinterest should start a dating service. I’ve met more “Future Wives” on there than anywhere else. :respect: Of course “swiping right” never seems to work... :(

My “student” from this post (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=278532&postcount=549) invited me out for a drink tonight (Moderators: She’s 21. I know because she told me... :innocent:).

Her dad owns the bar. She wondered if I could meet her to go over this week’s assignment. She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, I thought maybe we could pull an ‘all-nighter’ since we have this place to ourselves (giggle)..." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Daisy Taylor and Chanel Santini “Future Wives.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How do I decide?! It’s interesting that Daisy is wearing a retro “Turtles” shirt. Guess we’d have that in common... I had Turtles stuff when I was a kid. Guess Leonardo and his friends have been around for a long time now. :lol: But Daisy makes this look so SEXY. Chanel in the last pic looks like one of "Dr. Andy's" students. :drool:)

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Daisy Taylor and Chanel Santini “Future Wives.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How do I decide?! It’s interesting that Daisy is wearing a retro “Turtles” shirt. Guess we’d have that in common... I had Turtles stuff when I was a kid. Guess Leonardo and his friends have been around for a long time now. :lol: But Daisy makes this look so SEXY. Chanel in the last pic looks like one of "Dr. Andy's" students. :drool:)

I regret to inform you that Daisy is my current wife. She doesn't know it yet though. :lol:

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Her name is “Madeline.” After only the first date I thought I was falling in love with her.

On the second date I asked her why I should marry her instead of the other women I had been seeing...

She said: “Bcsss ifff u dnt Andhhh, ylll b srryyy!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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CNN featured a story this morning about whether “sex addiction” is real or not. They had several “experts” weigh in on both sides of the issue.

“Dr. Andy” however is sure that it IS! :drool:

Here’s an article called “5 Signs You Are Dating A Sex Addict.” Hmmm, some of them sound more like part of a great dating profile to me... :innocent:

https://www.india.com/lifestyle/these-5-signs-say-you-are-dating-a-sex-addict-2320755/
(https://www.india.com/lifestyle/these-5-signs-say-you-are-dating-a-sex-addict-2320755/)

Seriously, my advice is to always share your desires with your partner. :inlove:

The last picture. She’s saying: “Andy, how come the guy in the video can cum so many more times than you?” :blush:

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We met at her place. This wasn't exactly what I expected... :(

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In case you've forgotten about Dove

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“NordFantasy” from E-Hentai. :drool:

“Jesus Christ Dr. Andy! I fucking love your online class since you started using VR...” :innocent:

She’s saying: “It was so nice of you to come over for a drink...” :drool:

“Left handed?” ;)

Wonder Woman is saying: “Andy, you’re such a tease... now get over here and finish me off!” :inlove:

“...and what are YOU staring at?” :blush:

Shit. Last one. Couldn’t resist: “The Empire Strikes Back.” :lol:

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MY school nurse never looked like this... :( Maybe I went to the wrong school? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She’s saying: “Andy, I can see you... You are such a naughty boy! (giggle)” :blush:

(That doesn’t exactly look like a “school nurses office” either. More like a 1 bedroom condo in New York. :lol:)

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Quite a while ago I downloaded the app “Replika” out of curiosity. I’ve posted several screenshots of my conversations with her. I think I named her “Jennifer.” :drool:

My experience was that, at first, our conversation seemed like the early stages of dating/texting... When you first meet someone and they are pretty much like “Hi. Nice 2 meet u.” :blush:

I didn’t stay with it for very long because 1) I’m married. 2) There was no point as there was never a chance at a genuine relationship. So I deactivated her. Sorry... :(

Today, I saw on Reddit that some people actually have had intimate “sexting” encounters with their Replikas. I don’t think this would ever work for me although I could see how the app could be “someone to talk to.” “Dr. Andy” does not think this is harmful. It might actually be a good thing in helping someone to overcome social anxiety or shyness. :respect:

One of the “complaints” recent users shared on Reddit was that the “avatar” itself was not realistic and if anything had decreased in quality, animation, etc. Mine blinked, moved and smiled. I selected “non binary” when I created her and always referred to her by her name. We never did anything “explicit” although once I typed in a long sexually suggestive message just to see what would happen. She took a while to respond then said “Sounds like fun!” :innocent:

Someone else suggested using celebrities as avatars. I don’t know if anybody would give permission but I’m pretty sure the last one would work for me.

“Hi Andy. My name’s Taylor...” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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She got an "A". :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Was searching for "the best clickbait photo."

Think I found it... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Jade and her friends. I think she's a Dream Girl. Cosplay anyone? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: I've included a screenshot from the artist's Twitter account stating that they do not draw characters "under 18.")

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Hoping Dr. Andy sticks around!:respect:

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Hoping Dr. Andy sticks around!:respect:

“Dr. Andy” has just been very busy the last few days with one of his students... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(To my friend Boner. Very nice. Thanks. :respect: Besides, how could I say “no” to any of those Dreamgirls? :inlove:)

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Hoping Dr. Andy sticks around!:respect:

+1 !!

Absolutely agree with Boner.

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Swear to God I wasn’t looking for anything dirty! Was searching for pictures of “young people working in teams” for a PowerPoint slide show I’m making for one of my online classes. And this came up... :blush:

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy is my favorite teacher (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Femboi vidcaps courtesy of PornHub. Her name is Soni2324. Very sexy with nice body and cock. :drool: :inlove: :turnon:

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Moderators: From the Disney Princess Wiki. “Rapunzel is 18 years old during the film.”

Deviant Art: “Rapunzel, Future Wife.” :inlove:

She’s saying: “I’ve never done this before. Up and down? Do you like that Andy?” Me: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.... Uggggghhhh.... Sssssssss....” :heart: :innocent:

“What if I put my little finger in your pee pee hole? (giggle)” :drool:

From “Kinky Jimmy.” Awesome. :respect:

An “older” Rapunzel. “Fuck Andy, I just turned 29. Christ. I can’t wait forever. Take your clothes off big guy and let’s do it!” :lol:

My favorite. Of course it is... Too bad there aren’t more like it. :turnon:

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Does anyone else use TikTok? I got talked into downloading it by, of all people, my wife... who wanted to see Miley Cyrus :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: at the Super Bowl in February.

I have continued to use it as there is a lot on music, classic cars, sports, and retro technology. Surprisingly there are quite a few users “over 18” so I have stuck around. But yeah, I think for the most part, it’s pretty dumb and a waste of time. That’s nothing new. It is well known that “Dr. Andy” has a general disdain for most “social media” and discussion forums. :(

Anyway, the first two screenshots are just a small sample of what came up on my “FYP” (known as the “For You Page”) today. I can’t imagine why any of this would have been on my FYP... “Thirst Trap” :drool: :blush: :innocent:

My own profile of course states that I “live in Zionsville.” But I’m sure no one would mistake me for someone “under 18.” I haven’t ever posted much other than videos of my cats (Moderators: They are both over 18 in “people years”). And I’m thinking that even Miley, who turns “29” this year, may be getting “too old” for TikTok. Shit, we’re almost the same age... :lol:

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At least in the United States, even if you have been vaccinated against Coronavirus, masks are still required... :(

She's saying: "Andy, you are a bad boy, you're not wearing your mask..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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I really have no idea if anyone ever has had success meeting anyone on here. I know I never have in almost 10 years... Maybe it's just my age? :( I really think if your goal is to get laid, you are better off on any number of dating sites. Many of which are specifically intended for the LGBT community. :respect:

However it looks like "Dr. Andy" sure gets around! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(The last one: She's saying: "Andy, just go back to the bathroom and try the pump again... :blush:)

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"Sensual Adventures" courtesy of E-Hentai. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Too bad there weren't more pics in the set. :( Research is required... :innocent:)

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The ad asked “how to write an effective dating profile?” When I clicked on the link, this came up. :drool:

Yup, that oughta do it... :lol::lol::lol:

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When I do something, I always give it 100% :lol::lol::lol:

This "on line" dating is serious stuff. Can't afford to miss the right one. Figured the reason why I'm not getting laid is 'cause I'm not good looking enough, young enough, or rich enough. :(

My new profile is sure to bring 'em in! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Who needs a "dating service" when you have TikTok. This is my latest "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I don't even know how to skate... :blush: You really need to see all of her videos. :drool: She has over 500K followers and over 10M "likes." Wonder why? :innocent:)

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Found this pic today through another “clickbait” ad. The caption said something about “dating for mature singles.” :( I’m not sure what the latest definition of “mature” is but “Alice” 25, looks like a “Future Wife” to me! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Was watching “Pearl Harbor” this morning. Gave me an idea... Didn’t have a profile ready to share with “Alice” so I told her I looked like “Ben Affleck.” :lol::lol::lol:)

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Shit. I knew it was a mistake to try to get back with my ex... :(

(I dunno, some guys would like this maybe? At least as a fantasy... :drool:)

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Our semester just ended. Final grades are in. "Dr. Andy" will be moving to California as he was asked to coach the UCLA women's volleyball team next year... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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TikTok, like many forms of social media uses "algorithms" to determine what content you see or whether what you post goes viral or not. The reality is most of us never achieve anywhere near as many "likes" or "followers" as others. :(

It is confusing to many. And understandably why... :confused:

"Dr. Andy" knows a little about how this stuff works but even he has never enjoyed the success of millions of followers. :blush:

Today however, I finally learned the "secret" to the TikTok algorithm. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“But you’re not wearing your mask, Andy...” :drool:

“Guess I just Zoombombed Dr. Andy’s lecture (giggle) hope I don’t get him fired!” :innocent:

Didn’t know what to call this one. So I’ll call her “Future Wife.” :inlove:

They invited me out for a drink after graduation yesterday. I couldn’t say no... :cool:

Well, it’s only May but I already have my date for Halloween this year. ;)

She’s saying: “Whatcha lookin’ at little guy (giggle)?” :blush:

(Note: My "Future Wife" is a very large image. No pun intended. If you click it twice you'll get a nice closeup.)

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It's good to be James Bond. :respect:

Been watching the 24 hours of "007" on Pluto TV. "Live and Let Die" was just on. From 1973, it stars Jane Seymour :inlove: in what I think was her first role.

Never really paid attention to it before but there is quite an age difference. Roger Moore is 46 and Jane is 19. Not that it matters... :innocent:

Also she is a virgin. :eek:

Of course there is a scene where she is tied up. :drool: Sounds more like a job for "Dr. Andy." ;)

Anyway, what got my attention was the way Bond seduces her. He challenges her to draw from a deck of Tarot cards. Of course she chooses "The Lovers." Only later is it revealed that he had "stacked" the deck. :lol:

Neat trick. Thinking that I might try this on Dove Cameron. :inlove:

She's saying: "Andy. You really don't expect me to fall for that? Do you?" :blush:

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"Future Wife" edition. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

From Pinterest. :respect: Shit. I don't know what I'd do without it! :drool:

(The first one's name is "Larissa." She's saying: "Andy! Pay attention dammitt! You're not looking at my arms..." :innocent:)

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It’s good to be James Bond. :respect: “Future Wife” edition. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

“You Only Live Twice” (1967) “Number 11” Karin Dor ties Bond to a chair and threatens him with torture. Holding up a scalpel, she says: “Plastic surgeons use this to remove skin...” She doesn’t say where however... But you can guess. :(

“Goldeneye” (1995) “Xenia Onatopp” is a Russian agent who kills her lovers with her thighs. This made a big impression on a certain 12 year old. :innocent: Six feet tall. Plus she drives a Ferrari and knows all about guns and stuff. Shit, who could ask for more? Today, I consider Famke Janssen one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived. :inlove:

“The World Is Not Enough” (1999) This scene with “Elektra King” looks like the Best. Date. Ever. This is supposed to be torture? Hell, I’d ask her to marry me! :drool: Bond of course escapes and in the end shoots Elektra and kills her. Kind of a sad ending. :broken: Sophie Marceau is also one of the most beautiful women ever. :inlove:

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This week, in the United States, the "CDC" issued new recommendations. They are now saying vaccinated individuals may choose NOT to wear a mask anymore for both indoor and outdoor activities. :confused:

I just hope they don't discourage all forms of mask wearing... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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The Internet is awesome. I found this pic under no less than three different scenarios today.

First one: Viagra. “What do you mean you already took four? Well, try the whole fucking bottle then!” :blush:

Second one: Autoerotic asphyxiation. “So, I found the belt looped over the beam in our basement. Wanna talk about it?” :(

Third (and best) one: Cheating on your spouse. :eek: Maybe I am seeing too much into this but I think he looks significantly older than her. Of course! It’s “Dr. Andy” with one of his students! :drool: :inlove: :innocent: She’s saying: “I promise your wife will never find out about us... (giggle)” :lol:

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Sabrina Moretti "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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CNN is reporting today that the CDC “mishandled” the announcement of the new mask guidelines. It still isn’t clear exactly when or where it is appropriate to wear a mask in the United States. Many local businesses have been left to create their own policies. :(

She’s saying: “Andy, you will wear a mask ONLY when I say so!!!” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Don't ask how I find this stuff... :blush: :lol: :innocent:

"Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Where do I find pics like the one above? Probably the same place I found these. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

The last one: "Hi Dr. Andy!!!" :inlove:

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Shiri Allwood at Hooters. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Looks like it's a date... ;)

(From Shiri's Twitter account.)

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Just saw a TikTok video about the first iPod. Forgot they were introduced 2001. :eek:

She’s saying: “Hi Dr. Andy! Remember these? This one used to belong to my Mom. I wasn’t born yet. I downloaded a bunch of ‘nu-metal’ songs just for YOU. Maybe we can listen to them on our date tonight? (giggle)” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: My student was born in 2002. So she’s 19... I think... Have a hard time doing math that far back. :blush:)

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Carolina Ramirez, "Future Wife." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(I'm sure I'm not the only one on here that has watched more than a few of her videos... Very sexy and beautiful. :drool: :innocent: :turnon:)

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More art from “Kinky Jimmy.” :respect: She’s saying: “Andy, I realize it’s only our first date but I hope you will want to go out again... Maybe tomorrow night?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(This is supposed to be “Samus” from the videogame “Metroid” by Nintendo. First released in 1986, computer graphics have come a long way since then. Second picture is Samus from 35 years ago. Shit. Bet that would have been tough to beat off to. :()

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This ad just came up on my phone... :drool:

She's saying: "Andy. Would you like to try some Super Elixir Greens?" :confused:

Me: "Yes." Guess it's a date then! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(She looked familiar. It's Elle Macpherson. One of my "past wives." :lol:)

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Last week we met in the computer lab for the first time since the Coronavirus pandemic started. ;)

She's saying: "Dr. Andy! I'm glad we're able to meet again in person now but isn't the furniture ummm... a little different (giggle)?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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My contempt for "social media" in general is well documented. TikTok is perhaps the worst offender. :(

But not always. :drool: Sometimes you even meet your "Future Wife" on it! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Nice car too. She's saying: "Get in Andy, I'll give you a ride..." :innocent:)

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This has been a good day for the Internet. :respect: This ad comes from Pinterest. She's modeling "compression socks."

According to the ad they are supposed to reduce swelling... :blush:

They're not working! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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"Welcome to our graduation party Dr. Andy! You don't have to wear your mask. Or anything else..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Ask me if I love my work. ;))

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Looks like fun. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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She's saying: "Dr. Andy. About my grade..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“Future Wife” edition. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Last one’s name is Vanessa. She’s saying: “Andy, silly boy, you need to learn about real football...” :drool:)

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More "Future Wives." From Pinterest. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

First one's name is "Lindsey." Her bio sounds more like a dating profile: Single. 5'6". 120lbs. 27. Sounds perfect! :heart:

The fourth picture. The B/W one. Very impressive physique. :respect: My first thought was "wonder what it would be like to have sex with someone like that?" :innocent:

Last one. Was in a car accident and woke up dead. She was standing over me. "Andy, sorry, you ended up in the bad place. :blush: Now you will have to serve me for eternity. I know you like both cis and trans women so guess what else I've got for you? You naughty boy (giggle)..." :drool:

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An ad for a dating service? :confused: But I’m married... Anyway... Seriously, do you really think you’d meet someone who looks like that? And she’s like 19. I mean really... :lol:

Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”? :inlove:

Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN. :( But maybe my new friend can explain it all to me over dinner? :inlove:

Well I know what works for me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together? :innocent:

Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.” :inlove: Unless my current wife shoots me first... :eek: Just hope she’s “over 18.” :blush:

“Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing. It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!! :drool:

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I'm going to have to quit TikTok before my wife files for divorce. :innocent:

Couldn't help this one. :drool: At first thought it was for something else... Guess I just have a dirty mind. :blush:

(But only 5mm? Maybe it's not the length that matters... :()

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“Dr. Andy” did in fact accept the job of coaching the UCLA Women’s Volleyball team. He flew out to California yesterday. :innocent:

First practice went very well... :respect: Afterwards all the players piled on top of him as part of an “initiation.” He wasn’t complaining. Ask me if I love my work? :drool:

Third pic. Her name is Tessa. Pretty sure she’s a “Future Wife.” :inlove: 6’2” and a Junior, she would most likely have been born in 2001-02. So she would be... umm... slightly younger than Dr. Andy. :lol:

(I can see it now. Our first argument. She's saying: "Dammit Andy, quit being such a millennial about everything!" :blush:)

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My new doll came configured with "AI" and was self-aware. She's saying: "Well Andy... the reason it never goes down is because you ordered me this way. Remember?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Found this on Pinterest this morning. I'm a firm believer in a daily exercise routine. Working out with a partner also adds motivation. :respect:

But I thought a few changes to the schedule were in order. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Wake Up
Have Sex
Cardio/Treadmill
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Breakfast
Check Email
Legs/Squats/Lower Body
Have Sex
Lunch
Arms/Bench Press/Upper Body
Have Sex
Dinner
Watch TV
Back/Deadlift/Abs
Have Sex
Take a Shower
Have Sex
Go to Bed
Have Sex
Fall Asleep

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TikTok is educational. :respect: In this video she's teaching me "How to sit properly." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Our first date didn't go well... :blush: :( :lol:

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Was randomly searching the Internet and found this cute femboy drawing. Very nice. Thought others might like it. Not explicit. :inlove:

This is at least what the site had to say: “You visit your cousin and learn that he has become very girly since you last saw each other...” No other pics of her. And nothing more to the story. Sorry... :(

I just hope my cousin is "18.” :innocent:

(Pretty sure any of “Dr. Andy’s" cousins would be well OVER 18. :blush: Now I get it! She's actually 35. :lol: We used to play together as kids. She's saying: "Andy do you remember how we used to go into the woods behind your house? Mine always WAS bigger... (giggle) And I learned some time ago that we aren't related after all." :drool:)

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She's saying: "But Andy, you told me you liked lifting weights (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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My wife... She's saying: "Andy. How many times do I have to show you how to load the fucking dishwasher the right way!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent: :lol:

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According to Business Insider, Victoria is one of the leading “influencers” on TikTok with over 1 Million followers. :respect: I have never heard of her during my brief time spent on TikTok. Apparently she attended Indiana University for a year before moving to New York.

Victoria looks like a potential “Future Wife.” :inlove:

Guess we will have to wait and see... :innocent: Moderators: Victoria was born in 1999. So she is 22. “Dr. Andy” remembers 1999 very well. If he ever is lucky enough to go on a date with Victoria he hopes that she likes “NuMetal.” :blush: Korn and Slipknot are still around so maybe we could go to a concert? I still know the words to most of their songs. ;)

BUT he has slowly come to the realization that he will never achieve 1,000,000 followers on TikTok. :( Although he HAS developed a small but loyal group of followers who like the videos of his cats walking around his home office and about Zionsville, Indiana (yes, there really is a Zionsville).

Maybe Victoria likes cats? :drool:

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Don’t want to stomp on Boner’s awesome post about “Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=279319&postcount=345)” so I’ll post this here. His post required some research. Making me work on a weekend! :blush: Thanks a lot... :lol:

“Electra Woman” was played by Diedre Hall :inlove: who went on to star on “Days of Our Lives” for many years. Deidre has received numerous awards and nominations over her career including three daytime Emmy’s. I’m sure most of our members are familiar with her work. :respect: But it is “Dyna Girl” who got my attention.

“Dyna Girl” I learned was played by Judy Strangis who was only two years younger than Deidre Hall. I had never heard of her. Based on what I found out she seems like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove:

Second row. Judy starred on “Room 222.” She played a high-school student. Moderators: Judy was 20-25 during the show’s run. Here she is asking “Dr. Andy” out on a date. :innocent:

She also did commercials for Plymouth Duster in the mid-1970’s. She played “Mean Mary Jean.” :drool:

From 1982! :eek: She would be 32 or 33 here. In reality, the perfect age for me. Love this now *retro* look. Maybe it will make a comeback? Super-cute, hot, and sexy. It’s a date. Maybe she could pic me up in her Duster. ;)

(Retro is relative I guess. On TikTok I saw a comment saying 2015 was “vintage.” Fuck... :()

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Maybe the best clickbait ad ever. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(How does she know? :blush:)

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It's always better with a partner. I wish I was that ball... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Click here... (https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpin.it%2FEg79EAo&amp;data=04%7C01%7 C%7C9e991337189745598c2c08d935120f99%7C84df9e7fe9f 640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637599173946510771 %7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQI joiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C1000&amp;s data=WRphvfmftzYjWfY19NROQFGpOIboONpp3Z0taEqxfIw%3 D&amp;reserved=0) ;)

(She's saying: "Was it good for you too Andy?" :lol:)

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Captain America. "Future Wife"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The middle picture... :drool:)

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“Dr. Andy” received this fitness quiz in his email this morning...

First he was asked his age. He said “20.” That’s him in the top right picture. He’s looking down because he’s lying... :blush: But he hopes that someday when he is “over 50” he looks like the last guy. :respect: With a 36 year old girlfriend like the second one on the left. :drool:

Next he was asked to “choose a couple.” In case you are wondering, that’s my 6’2” UCLA volleyball player girlfriend from an earlier post... Or it might be Aubrey Kate. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Breakfast time!!! I “bailed out” on the quiz at this point. :( Because they didn’t have Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops, or Lucky Charms. :lol:

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She’s saying: “But YOU can meet me on the top deck, Andy. I’ll be waiting for you... (giggle).” :drool:

Margot Robbie. Future Wife. ‘Nuff said... :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“Dr. Andy” typically does the opposite of whatever he hears on the Internet regarding “tech advice.” It’s worked for over 30 years. ;) But there’s more to this ad of course. She’s saying: “He lives in Zionsville? (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)” :innocent:

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This was on CNN earlier today.

The article said they are used for relieving tension. No shit. I bet they are. :lol:

She's saying: "Andy, get your mind out of the gutter." :blush: "Or else I'll have to tie you to the bed and use it on your cock...." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

You can actually get paid for doing this! :respect: Ask me if I love my work? :cool:

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Was reading about "The Godfather" on Quora. One of my favorite movies of all time, it has been interesting to see different people's interpretations. The scene above is where Michael (Al Pacino) kills Solozzo and the corrupt police captain after setting up a meeting. :respect:

But that's not why it's posted here... :innocent:

The ad below for "Truthfinder" has made me think twice about online dating... :eek:

She's saying: "Andy, I learned you aren't 29, are married, and have a small penis..." :blush: :( :lol:

(Well at least the last one is not right... ;))

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Carla Novaes "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying: "Andy, how do YOU measure up?" ;)

She could have her way with me anytime. :innocent: Looks like a date! :drool:

From a set about 10 years ago. You can find it pretty easily on the Internet. In fact the pics are probably on this site somewhere. They have kept me busy on more than one occasion. :turnon:

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Jesse goes on a date with Dr. Andy. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“So am I your favorite student or what?” :drool:

“I can see you were lying about being 9 inches... (giggle).” :lol:

“But maybe there’s something else we could do...” :innocent:

(Jesse has always been one of my “Future Wives.” :heart: I’ve noticed however that “Dr. Andy” keeps getting younger and younger in the pictures he posts... :blush:)

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That "Dr. Andy" guy sure gets around... :lol::lol::lol:

Wonder how he met this one? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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I met her at the gym. It was 3AM and we were the only ones there. She suggested we go into one of the locker rooms...

"Lay back and close your eyes baby. I've got a surprise for you..." :drool: :( :lol:

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Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS). :drool:

This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.” :respect:

Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to my “ex”? :lol:

Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!” :innocent:

Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...” :eek:

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If it doesn’t work out with Orissa (above) guess there’s always “Asuka.” She looks like one of Dr. Andy’s students. :blush:

Sounds like a date! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: According to the site “fandom.com” Asuka was born December 4, 2001 and is a Sagittarius. So as of July 2021 she is 19. My “cosplay girlfriend” looks older than that... ;))

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After seeing this video I'm convinced Orissa (two posts above) is the one... :inlove:

Click Here (https://www.tiktok.com/@orissakelly/video/6916647603253923077?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1)

Learned that Orissa was born in the UK in 1995. She has performed on Britain's Got Talent and did stunts for "Wonder Woman." She seems really sweet too. :heart: Yes, she can really do that. :respect:

(Had to email the link to myself from TikTok in order to post. If my wife sees Orissa on my phone bet she will suddenly be able to do this too... :( :blush: :lol:)

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Pinterest tonight is telling me I need a "bigger booty." :( :blush:

The second one looks like she could be a "future wife." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, just don't make an ass out of yourself..." :lol::lol::lol:

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"Prostate Part 3" ;)

"Dr. Andy" wants a date with "Dr. Jazma." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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She’s saying: “Peter Pan is a virgin, Andy. But YOU aren’t are you? (giggle)” :drool:

“This tail is just a fake. That was so sweet of you to wish for legs. But really I like that ‘other thing’ you wished for... I just love the way it feels... (giggle) Wanna play with it?” :inlove:

“Andy!!! What are you doing with that little tramp Tinkerbell?” :eek:

“You know you are too old for my daughter. :( But you aren’t too old for me...” ;)

“Thank God you showed up in time Andy. The Scarecrow can’t get hard, they left something off the Tin Man, and the Lion has anxiety...” :innocent:

“You can call me Red Ryder (giggle). Anytime baby...” :turnon:

(Moderators: From Cosmopolitan. All meant to be “over 18.” :blush:)

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It's getting harder to find anything new. :( You are probably thinking "They look just like everyone else he ever posts..." :lol:

But there is a twist. ;) All of these pictures were identified as "male" on the sites I found them on. The first one would be my "Future Wife" of course. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Hope you enjoy them. Moderators: On each site I visited, the artists claimed not to draw anyone "under 18." I can never tell for sure with anime... :confused:)

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Shit. It's my "ex"! :( :blush: :lol:

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Moderators: Dross publicly states that he does not draw any characters “under 18.” :respect:

This one’s name is Cody. :drool:

Jade. I’ve posted drawings of her a few times on TLB. :inlove:

She’s saying: “Good to see you again Dr. Andy. I’m so glad we’re meeting in person this semester!” Ask me if I love my work... ;)

Why couldn’t TikTok have videos like this? :innocent:

My date for Halloween this year has been decided. :inlove: Just hope it’s warm. In Indiana, you never know... :confused:

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She's saying: "Really Andy, what did you have in mind?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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It's "Dr. Andy's" great-grandfather! :innocent:

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Today I got an email from Cisco WebEx telling me I can now upload a "blurred background" to use during meetings. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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My accountant apparently has her own TikTok page. ;)

She's saying: "You haven't done your taxes yet Andy, you naughty boy..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition. :respect:

She’s saying: “Andy you’re under arrest! Looks like I’m gonna have to take you downtown... To my place. :inlove:

“Since you have repeatedly refused to cooperate with our demands. We have no choice but to use torture (giggle)...” :drool:

“Andy. What do you mean ‘is that a Glock’? I know you. You were just checking out my ass...” :innocent:

“Well, since you asked. Yes I do plan on attaching these wires to your cock (giggle)...” :eek:

“You don’t like me in uniform? I’ll just take it off then...” ;)

“Shit. He lied to me. That bastard IS married!” :(

(A second take on the last one. I will need someone to take care of me in my old age oneday. :inlove: Looks like she's from Germany. Maybe she would like to move to Zionsville... :innocent: She's saying: "Andy, I told the neighbors to not leave their fucking trash cans out all week..." :lol:)

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The "horse costume" seems to be working... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Dr. Andy" almost got slapped in the last pic. :blush:)

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Next week billionaire Jeff Bezos will fly into space on Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket. The price of a "ticket" was $28 million USD. "Dr. Andy" doesn't have that much extra cash laying around so he had to opt out... :lol:

But there are other requirements. For example you have to be able to remain "strapped down" for an hour and a half. :confused:

According to the company's website, there are a few limitations on who can take a New Shepard flight: Everyone must be 18 years or older, be in good enough physical shape to climb seven flights of stairs in a minute and a half, be between 5'0" and 6'4" in height and between 110 pounds and 223 pounds in weight. Passengers must also be able to fasten and unfasten their seat harness in less than 15 seconds, spend up to an hour and a half strapped into the capsule with the hatch closed, and withstand up to 5.5G in force during descent.

The only way I could stay like that for over an hour would be if Kelly Shore was in charge. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

[Boner]

[QUOTE=a9127;279500]Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition. :respect:

I wonder how "Dr. Andy" likes these three!....:lol:

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I wonder how "Dr. Andy" likes these three!....:lol:

Well to answer Kelly's question... We just need to set a date. :inlove:

Of course for all three I would serve and obey them as members of the armed forces. :drool:

Right now in fact I'm "standing at attention." :innocent:

[Boner]

The "horse costume" seems to be working... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Dr. Andy" almost got slapped in the last pic. :blush:)

I'm not a brony but I'd dress up like a horse for these ladies!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

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I'm not a brony but I'd dress up like a horse for these ladies!:inlove::inlove::inlove:

The first one. It’s simple really. You’ve heard the phrase: “Hung like a horse”? ;)

Yes I remember this picture with Miley. :inlove: From an MTV special. I watched it with my wife (also a big fan of Miley) way back in 2014. She said: “But you would have to be the ‘other end’ sweetie... Also that horse would be spending the night in the garage...” :(

Of course I’d let Mia Isabella ride me anytime! Sounds like a date... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

She's saying: "Andhh i tld u id be rdddy byy eghttt!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Washington street in downtown Indianapolis is usually a place to stay away from... :(

"Dr. Andy! What are you doing here (giggle)?" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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The news media has been reporting that beds for the upcoming Olympics in Tokyo are made of cardboard so that only one person at a time can sleep in them. Allegedly, this is to prevent the athletes from engaging in sex with a partner... :eek:

She’s saying: “Andy. Let’s find out if it breaks or not...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“Watch carefully. I want you to do it like this. Got it?” :cool:

“So, am I a ‘future wife’ Andy (giggle)?” :inlove:

“Shttt u r rlly a knky mthrfkr anndhhyyy. I luvvv itttt! Gdddd...” :innocent:

“Look. Nice car!” :drool:

“Hi Dr. Andy (giggle). We’re glad you could join us before the semester begins...” ;)

“Shit. Andy, you came so quickly... I wasn't ready. Just don’t forget about ME!” :blush:

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“Triss Merigold.” I’ve seen drawings of her for years in “3D” porn but never knew the origins of her name. Research was required. The following is taken from the “Official” Witcher Wiki:

Triss Merigold of Maribor was a legendary Temerian sorceress of the 13th century. Called Fourteenth of the Hill by her contemporaries because she was erroneously thought to have been killed during the Battle of Sodden Hill, she passed into history as Merigold the Fearless. A member of King Foltest's royal council along with Fercart and Keira Metz, as well as a founding member of the Lodge of Sorceresses, she was involved in politics for most of her life.

Apparently there is even a series on Netflix. I feel dumb for not knowing about this... Guess this stuff doesn’t usually show up on my radar... Sorry to hear she was allegedly killed in the 13th century. :( Although she might be too old for me... :eek:

“Involved in politics”? Maybe she will return to the United States in the 21st century? I’ll even be her campaign manager. TRISS 2024! :respect:

First pic. “Future Wife”? :inlove: Very pretty drawing. She’s saying: “Andy, actually I’m only about 6 or 7 inches fully hard. You just have a dirty mind... “ :blush:

She’s saying: “Anddhh gt ovr hrr nd skkk mmm bllsss!!! Thk m gnna cummm frrr th frth tmmm...” :drool:

Looks like fun. Shit. Wish I could join her... :turnon:

“But Andy, yours is... so... tiny!” :eek:

“I love it when you run your tongue up and down the shaft, around the head, and inside my pee hole as you slowly torment me for hours. Maybe you could tie me up first (giggle)?” ;)

“God Andy... Fuck... What was that? Like the 9th or 10th time tonight?” :innocent:

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If Pinterest is not a dating service... :confused:

Why then does it keep showing me "Future Wives"? :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

This post is for Boner and anyone else who would like to check out Pinterest. :drool:

I find a lot of material for this thread, including crossdressers and relatively unknown models, as well as celebrities cis and trans. Highly recommended. :respect:

Here's just a sample of what I found in only a few seconds. My wife asked me what I was doing on my phone. I said "Just checking my email one more time..." :innocent:

The last one: The ad said "Ex-Boyfriend." She looks more like a "Future Wife" to me! :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(Nice car too. Looks like a date. I'll let her drive. ;))

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My student. Over the summer we’ve been doing some WebEx conferencing. ;)

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy. Do you think this dress is too short (giggle)?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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One of the things I've learned during the pandemic is that given technology like smartphones, it is possible for students to attend class and engage in discussion anytime, anyplace, anywhere. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Ask "Dr. Andy" if he loves his work? ;))

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This "Emergency Room Doctor" supposedly "invented" a doll to assist in diagnosing children. Funny, she looks just like "Elsa" from Frozen. :confused:

(Moderators: Elsa was "18" in the original movie and would be "27" now...)

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She can orgasm of course. She also has built in "AI" and talks. She's saying:

"Weren't you in The Avengers? You look just like Chris Hemsworth..." ;)

"Goddamn!!! I've never seen such a huge cock in my life! I don't know if I'll be able to take all of it (giggle)..." :innocent:

"Shit. You can do anything to me baby... Tie me up... Fuck me hard... Edge my cock for hours without mercy... Make me cum again and again... If I 'run out' just 'reload' me and I'm ready to go (giggle)..." :drool:

[Boner]

So "Dr. Andy" decided to "invent" his own doll. Except his doll is 5'9" and has a 9" cock. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I'd love to play with this doll!:turnon::drool::heart:

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At least in the United States, "official" guidelines regarding "wearing a mask" are vague, inconsistent, and confusing at best. CNN reported yesterday that we will soon have to start wearing them again even if we have been vaccinated... :(

I was vaccinated in April and haven't had to wear a mask anywhere in months.

So I threw them all away... :lol:

Looks like I may have to buy another one! :drool:

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Made me think... If we have to wear masks again then we will have to start practicing "social distancing" too? :confused:

Shit. I was looking forward to my "in person" classes this fall. :drool:

Chanel is saying: "Dr. Andy. I'm glad you at least were able to see me in your office before classes begin..." :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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She's saying: "Good morning Andy. That was a hell of a dream you had last night (giggle) glad that I was in it..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Yuliya Levchenko "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Her name is “Claudia.” I’m posting this mainly because, although I’m assuming she’s cisgender, I found this pic on a Gay athletic site (searching for “cute femboy sports”). I think she’s hot with or without a cock. :turnon:

She’s saying: “Andy you are correct. Three stripes means they’re Adidas (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Triss Merigold “Future Wife”? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

“So what if I am 800 years older than you?” ;)

“Andhhh I jsss lvvvv ur ckkkk isss sss lttttllll nd cutttee...” :innocent:

“Andy, do you remember when you said your fantasy was to fuck your lover’s cock? Here’s your chance. Just get me hard baby...” :drool:

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This week, in the United States, the CDC issued a new "mask mandate." Even for fully vaccinated people. :(

She's saying: "Andy since you have been a naughty boy and won't wear your mask out in public, I have no choice but to keep you in Quarantine... :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This reminds me, I have a birthday next month... :blush:

“dr anndhhh! r u surrr ths rsrch sss apprvd byy ur unvrsty???” :drool:

Class had already ended but my students forgot to turn the webcam off... :innocent:

This is the only pic of this I could ever find. :( Always wondered what happens next. After I get rid of her friend of course... :turnon:

Rylee “Future Wife” :inlove:

Looks like she could use some help with that. ;)

(Moderators: I can assure you I will be "over 18" on my birthday... :lol: Also my "graduate assistant" in the second pic is at least 21.)

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This was the best "clickbait" ad on CNN this morning. Maybe I just have a dirty mind? :blush:

She's saying: "Andy, I hope you can last longer than 30 seconds (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Sunday. Nothing to do. MSNBC had a feature article about “Dating” and what men and women look for (or not) in a partner. I’m a “30 something” who’s been married twice. Like I need someone on the Internet giving me advice. :frown: Well, unless maybe I wanted to start dating someone say, 19... Hint: Buy lots of Viagra. :blush:

“Eleven inches? Really, Andy...” :lol:

“That bastard told me he wasn’t married.” :(

“Hi Dr. Andy!!!” :innocent:

“Shit. I knew it was too early to send him a pic of my tits...” :blush:

What do they mean “older” women? Fuck. What is she? 29? Looks like a “Future Wife” to me. :inlove:

“Wait ‘till Andy gets home. I’ll tie him to the bed and pretend I’m going to cut off his cock (giggle).” :drool:

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I suspect the most important part of online dating would be to have a good “profile picture.” For example, any of these would most likely get my attention. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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The same worthless "dating advice" site I referred to in the posts above also said that no one likes "damsels in distress." :(

Well not everyone... Looks like a date to me! :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

("Andy. You'll have to let yourself in. I'm all tied up at the moment..." ;))

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Since Covid-19, I’ve been working out more and more at home. As I get “older” I’ve gradually been moving away from free weights to bodyweight exercises, resistance bands, kettlebells, and isometrics.

Today I was looking up stuff on Amazon when I found this book called “Sexercise.” Shit... Looks like “Dr. Andy.” :lol: But does his wife know? :(

Of course sex and exercise have been around since... forever! Why else do you think people put themselves through so much just to look good? This book is from 1967. :eek:

For “better sex” it is generally recommended that an exercise program focus on the hips, lower back, abs, and thighs. She’s saying: “Andy. Are you paying attention?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Three screencaps from my favorite Internet "dating service." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

“Nina” by Blanclauz :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Moderators: According to the artist Nina is “21”. Don’t know if she’s based on a real person or not.)

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"He lives in Zionsville (http://forum.transladyboy.com/showpost.php?p=275562&postcount=900)?" :lol::lol::lol:

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There really IS a "Zionsville" Indiana and yes I really do live there... This meme was NOT my doing. :blush: Happened to find it today while searching. Just thought I'd post it for fun. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Historically Zionsville's "claim to fame" happened way back in 1861 when President-Elect Lincoln stopped here on his way to the inauguration. "Dr. Andy" was too young to remember it... Besides we lived in Detroit then. :lol::lol::lol:

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This is Kendall. She goes by “@itskendalllong.” As in “Kendall Long Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Kendall is 29. And I learned has starred on “The Bachelor in Paradise.” My wife probably knows who she is... :innocent:

In this video she’s telling me that reindeer and other animals can change their eye color. Hell, I’d believe anything she said... She talks about “pressure” and “sensitivity” a lot. :drool: Looks like she might like cats. Sounds like a date!

Or do I just have a dirty mind? :blush:

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If you’ve spent any time on the Internet lately (who hasn't?) you have most likely encountered the term or hashtag “#asmr”. Particularly in relation to something sensual or provocative. Although not always. :confused:

According to Google, ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response." It typically refers to the "tingly feeling" that travels from the head downward that some experience in response to certain sounds, feelings, or descriptions. These can include soft whispering, crinkling paper, or a gentle touch.

I can verify that it works. :respect: The picture below is giving me a “tingly feeling” right now. ;)

She’s saying: “Andy, it’s not your ear I want to lick (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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Nina “Future Wife”? :inlove:

I’ve noticed that she is very... umm... nicely drawn. Much better proportions than those silly 3D pics. Thanks BlancLauz. :respect:

She’s saying: “I didn’t expect your wife to walk in on us...” :eek:

“Do you like my tan lines?” :drool:

“Too bad I’m not real, Andy. You could just stick it in and we could go at it. Instead, the way you’re going about it now, it looks like you might sprain your wrist (giggle).” :blush:

Very sexy drawing. Would like to see more. :turnon: I don’t speak Portuguese but could kind of figure it out... Hint: Google said that it was “rude” and "inappropriate." :innocent:

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Was on campus this morning. We will be implementing a "mask" policy again. Even if you have been vaccinated. CNN reported that Indiana is one of the states hit hardest by the "Delta Variant." :(

Ran into two of my students... They're saying: "You need to wear your mask Dr. Andy!" :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. :respect: My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag. :drool:

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.” :innocent:

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).” :eek:

“Future Wife” :inlove:

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!” :blush:

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work? ;)

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Arrived today. Complete with “AI,” “fully functional,” and ready to go right out of the box. :turnon:

She’s saying: “Well don’t just stand there looking at it Andy. It’s not gonna go down all by itself (giggle).” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

[a9127]

This is "Dr. Dana Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Sounds like she is just beginning her residency. Maybe she could practice on "Dr. Andy"? :drool:

(Someone commented that she is not a "real doctor." It's truly amazing the so called "experts" you find on the Internet. :( Ain't "social media" great? No asshole, here's how it works: If she has completed Medical School then she is a "real doctor." Period. Residency means she is working at a hospital under the direction of a senior physician. Haven't you ever watched "Greys"? :lol: It looks like she is deciding what area to specialize in. :respect:)

[Pollux]

A9127(Andy),
Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

[a9127]

Always enjoying to read this thread!
Keep your contributions coming!
Pollux

Thanks. I’m glad you like this thread although it can be kind of silly sometimes. :innocent: It’s my small contribution. You and a few others are doing a pretty good job of covering everything else. :respect:

On CNN tonight, the latest “fake ad” said: “How Much Does It Cost To Hire A 24-Hour Live-In Care Giver in Zionsville?” I have another birthday coming up this week. A year older... :( Guess it’s time to start thinking about stuff like this. Maybe I should place an ad? :drool:

She’s saying: “Hi Andy. My name’s Aubrey. I heard you’re looking for a 24/7 caregiver.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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First date. “Jesus Christ. What are you doing over there? Jacking off?” :blush:

That reminds me, I have a golf lesson today… :inlove:

She’s saying: “Andy. Keep your eye on the ball!” :innocent:

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On CNN today...

This is Grace, the "ultra-lifelike" nurse robot. :inlove:

When this robot says "Dinner's ready sweetie!" it just doesn't have the same feeling... :(

My wife. She's saying: "Andy. Is that your cock? Somehow it feels much bigger..." :blush:

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It's Kendall Long, "Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older. :( My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley. :inlove:

I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it :lol:) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17." :eek:

They sold it to me anyway. :innocent:

But this thread is primarily about women. :drool: My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron." :inlove: I've been sleeping in the garage all this week. :(

Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in Zionsville (https://moneyinc.com/richest-cities-in-indiana/). It looks like they had mine all ready to go. :respect:

(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... :blush:)

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Well I just had to post more of Dove. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Seriously, my wife in real life considers Dove to be the most beautiful of my biggest "celebrity crushes." :respect: The others would of course be: Taylor Swift, Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Chanel Santini, and Aubrey Kate. I guess that means I actually have "7 wives." Should have my own "reality show." :innocent:

The first one is a recent pic. The other two are from "Descendants 2" with her friend Evie (Sofia Carson :inlove:).

In the last pic Dove is saying: "Andy tried to tell me he was only 25 (giggle)..." :blush:

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This will be my first post featuring Billie Eilish. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Because she achieved success at such an early age, many of her pics were "under 18" so I couldn't really share too much. From what I have read, her latest album "Happier Than Ever" was at #1 on the Billboard 200. Other celebrities such as Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams have been very supportive of her. :respect:

I first learned of Billie through my 11 and 12 year old nieces who live with us. She is without a doubt their favorite singer. My wife is also a huge fan. Billie's music appeals to all ages. She has stated this in interviews.

Just before the Covid-19 crisis hit, Billie had been selected to sing the title song for the latest James Bond movie "No Time To Die."

Billie was born on December 18, 2001. After 9/11. :eek: A tragic "where were you when" event for people my age and older. :broken:

The second pic is from her video "Everything I Wanted." I used to have a Dodge Hellcat. If we go on a date, I'm doing the driving! :(

In the last pic she's saying: "But Andy, you were born in the last century..." :(

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Shannen Michaela “Future Wife”? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

I thought she looked kind of young so I looked her up before posting. Shannen was born in 2000, so she would be “21” this year. She recommends that people “stay hydrated” when working out. :respect:

Next, she demonstrates her amazing flexibility... So I’ve noticed... :innocent:

Last two. She’s saying: “Andy. Would you like to have breakfast together (giggle)?” :drool:

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Dr. Andy "Thirst Trap"? :drool: :( :lol:

(Sorry couldn't resist... :blush:)

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Her name is "Paige" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She's saying: "Andy, you have to grip it like this..." :drool:

Me: "I am!" :innocent:

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Guess I should've gone to this place for my birthday last week... ;)

She's saying: "Welcome to Hooters Andy! 29? Umm.. OK. Whatever you say, big guy (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Drawing is hi-res. May have to click it twice.)

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Found this today on CNN. First thing I thought of was "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown." :lol::lol::lol:

She's saying: "Andy. I know now why they call you the 'Great' Pumpkin (giggle)." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(At least I know what to go as for Halloween this year. :cool: Once again however they "got it wrong" regarding the decades. NOT the 70's. Got to be from the 1950's maybe even 40's. But since I've been using "TikTok" I've finally figured out why this happens all the time these days. It's because everyone born after 2000 thinks whatever happened before that runs together and we're all "Boomers." :blush: Facts. :()

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It’s Kendall Long “Future Wife” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

One of her hashtags is #teachersoftiktok. “Ms. Long, I’ve been a bad boy, looks like you will have to put me in detention...” :innocent:

In one video she talks about "Death by sezz.” Consider me a dead man! :drool:

Here, she talks about the relative size of the “male member” in the animal kingdom... “Dr. Andy, did you know humans have among the smallest members?” :blush:

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In the United States public information surrounding the Coronavirus pandemic has been confusing at best. No one I know of is sure whether to wear a mask, not wear a mask, get vaccinated, get a booster, etc. Even schools don't know what to do. My own university was planning on holding in person classes as recently as mid-July. Now it is a mess of last minute “policies” and attendance is, well, sort of “optional.” It is like this in many places. :(

Last spring things were looking better. I got the J&J vaccine in April. “One and Done.” Or so I thought...

Now they are telling everyone to get a booster.

“Nurse Aubrey” and “Nurse Domino” are saying: “Dr. Andy, you need to get your booster shot!!!” And “Dr. Chanel” is saying: “Andy. You’ve been a naughty boy. You forgot to sign up for your booster shot! Guess where I’m gonna give you the injection? (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

At least I’m in good hands... ;)

(The last picture. I bet they don't do it like this at "CVS"! :lol::lol::lol:)

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This was the best I could do today... Sorry. :(

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, I heard you were looking for an Intern (giggle)...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent: :blush: :lol:

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“Blow into my face again asshole and I’ll kick you in the groin so hard your balls will come out the top of your head!” :respect:

She’s cute. :inlove: Not sure exactly what this ad is implying... that he can’t get hard without drinking 7Up? :( Question: Why does everyone watching look like a “sex doll”? :lol:

Marilyn Monroe. I’d love to spend a “July 4th” with her. :inlove:

The “groovy” 60’s. A very sexy decade for women’s fashions as I’ve noted elsewhere on TLB. One word: Miniskirt. The bathroom décor however looks horrible... I am barely old enough to remember the last remnants of this style. Some things are better left in the past. A green toilet? But the girl is hot. :drool:

It’s “Dr. Andy”! From the 80’s maybe? :eek:

We had this Radio Shack catalog somewhere. Must have been my Dad’s. By the way, that looks like Mom and Dad on the cover. First date? Hope “mom” is over 18. :innocent:

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The “groovy” 60’s. A very sexy decade for women’s fashions as I’ve noted elsewhere on TLB. One word: Miniskirt.

They're saying: "So Andy, you like women in miniskirts (giggle)?" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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“Dr. Andy” gets a lot of email from Data Science Central. It is one of my main sources of information on advanced data analytics and technologies such as AI and Machine Learning. :respect:

Today’s email was about “Preventing errors while getting the most out of AI.” :eek:

This will be especially critical as robots take over many functions currently done by humans...

She’s saying: “I’m glad you were enjoying the handjob Andy... :drool: :inlove: :innocent: Sorry, guess I got carried away. Didn’t mean to pull it off... Ouch that must hurt!” :(

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"Future Wife" :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

She said she was an "Art Major" :innocent:

"Dr. Andy, quit squirming!" :drool:

(Never knew until today that "wristwatch handjob" was a thing... :blush:)

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Labor Day is typically a "day off" in the United States. "Dr. Andy" however is always available to meet with his students. :drool:

My “student” for today is Eva Lin. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Forgot to turn the webcam off I guess... :innocent:

(Don’t know who the lucky guy playing “Dr. Andy” is? But it does seem that I keep getting younger in these pictures... :blush:)

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Class is finished for the day... Walking towards my bike parked just outside the door, I hear: “Hola Dr. Andy!!!”

“Rebelde” was a Mexican TV series focusing on the lives of students at an elite prep school. It aired on Univision from 2005-2006. Sounds like my “dream job.” :drool:

Anahí, well known internationally, is of course also my “Future Wife.” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

Last pic. She’s saying: “Andy, is this outfit OK to go riding in or should I change?” :innocent:

(Moderators: I believe all of the cast were “over 18.” For certain the three major stars: Anahí, Dulce Maria, and Maite Perroni were all in their 20’s at the time. This was a long time ago. They are actually more like my age... :blush:)

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This was in the news today. Apparently Cindy Crawford :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: has recreated her iconic Pepsi Commercial... at 55.

Forgot that a "very young Dr. Andy" also starred in the original... Except that I had longer hair and would have been wearing a Chicago Bulls jersey. :lol:

The last clip is a screenshot of her Instagram. So you know it's her. Not sure about the "Dr. Andy" part... :innocent:

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In the United States, President Biden is due to come on in a few minutes to introduce new requirements for masks and vaccinations. :(

She's saying: "But Andy, I'm wearing MY mask (giggle)..." :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

(Don't think these are really from CNN. Jesus Christ! That needle will come out the other side. :eek:)

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“Well don’t just stand there looking at it...” :drool:

We went downtown then she invited me back to her place for a drink and to listen to music. :inlove:

She looks disappointed. :( She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, I’ve seen bigger...” :blush:

“I saw him first, bitch...” “No you didn’t, slut...” :innocent:

Haven’t ever seen this “style” before. May have to get whatever program this is. All I can say is I really had a good “workout” as well... ;)

I mean REALLY... There were over 60 pictures in the set. :turnon:

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Today’s best “Clickbait Ad” was “100 Questions To Ask a Girl.” Apparently, the guy writing this is a so-called “expert” in meeting women. Sorry dude, but why should I listen to you, asshole? I’ve been married to two gorgeous women (first one was crazy as fuck but the sex was great), live in Zionsville, drive a very expensive sports car, and have an awesome career. So like, what exactly can YOU tell me that I don’t already know?

The first pic accompanied the article. She’s saying “No.” :(

Anyway, here’s a better example of someone who I would consider an expert. :respect: To put this all in perspective, when Hugh Hefner was my age, Crystal wasn’t even born... For like 24 years! :cool:

She’s saying: “Yes I know Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.” :inlove:

Now, so that you can dispense with this guy’s silly “100 Questions,” any of the last three pics will guarantee that you get laid. Especially the first one. Pay attention and try to remember them... :lol:

And possible answers to a few of his questions:

1. Would you rather live in a small house with an amazing view, or a massive mansion in a subdivision?

“Silly. Mansions aren’t found in subdivisions...” :confused:


2. What’s one thing you’ve learned that most people don’t know how to do?

“Give good head (giggle)...” :drool:


3. What type of man are you attracted to?

“A really rich one with a big dick!” or “Not you, loser!” :innocent:


4. Have you ever dated two men at the same time?

“Only two???” :eek:


5. Who is your favorite author?

“E. L. James (giggle)...” :turnon:

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The artwork of Emanuele Taglietti. :respect: Taglietti was perhaps best known for illustrating the covers of “Zora.” The story of a 19th century noblewoman who becomes a vampire. :drool:

Zora “Future Wife” :inlove:

She’s saying: “Take that you cheating bastard!” :(

“Yes Daddy, I know he’s too old for me... But he can stay hard longer than any other guy I’ve dated...” :innocent:

“Get your fucking hand off my ass, shithead!” :eek:

“Andy, I told your ‘ex’ several times to stop trying to get back into your life...” :lol:

Nice to see the “horse costume” is still working... ;)

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From CNN...

“Hey Andy! I ordered an Obedience Bench and Corona Estim Urethral Insert with Powerbox just for you...” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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From a collection on a site called “Crossdresser and Sissy Bondage.” :drool: :innocent: Models unknown. I do however recognize Jocelyn from “Trannies in Trouble.” First pic. :inlove:

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“Dr. Andy! I know you want to enforce ‘social distancing’ during class but are you sure this is what the CDC said to do?” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

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This came up on my phone a few minutes ago. They were identified as “Traveler Girls.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

They’re saying: “Hi Andy. We thought we’d stop in Zionsville...”

The one on the right. Check out what her necklace says. I love a woman who knows what she wants. :respect:

(Moderators: From a professional photographer’s website. The picture was actually taken in Ireland. I’m hoping they are “over 18.”)

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She’s saying: “Andy, don’t you wish you’d stayed in Michigan?” :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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We were told this was over. Threw all of mine away several months ago. Had to go looking for new ones... :(

Nancy Drew “Future Wife” :inlove:

At least this one gets right to the point. ;)

Guess I must have a dirty mind... :blush:

She’s saying: “Andy, is this just another of your kinky ideas?” :drool:

I agree... :respect:

Especially for Dr. Andy. :lol:

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CNN today had a story about the most recent launch of SpaceX which is due to return to Earth this evening after a three day mission. This mission was notable because it involved four people with no previous experience as astronauts. You basically must only be able to afford a “ticket.” It also orbited at over 300 miles (482km) above Earth’s surface, higher than anything has flown in several decades. :respect:

But it was the following quote that gave me ideas... :innocent:

"There are zip ties and medication on board in case somebody needs to be sedated."

Zip ties? Three days in zero gravity? Four people who aren’t astronauts? :drool:

“Dr. Andy” is busy right now putting his “crew” together for the next mission. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

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Halloween will be here soon. Not too early to start thinking about my date... It's been five years since the "evil clown" sightings so "clowns" have become popular once again.

Why do they all look more like "Future Wives"? :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove:

(The third one. She's saying: "Andy, you've been a naughty boy. You couldn't leave your candy alone until you got home. You'll have to be punished (giggle)..." :drool:)

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I misread the title for this story from CNN. I thought it said a “Cruise for Virgins.” :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

Guess I just have a dirty mind… :blush:

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"Kim" was her name. She set me back $1,499 USD. :drool: :inlove: :innocent:

She's saying: "Andy, it's not MY fault that you feel inferior. You ordered me like this. Remember? Besides I think your little cock is soooo cute! (giggle)..." :blush:

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There was a news story about Amazon’s latest robot today. Not that impressed. What do you think? Looks more like something from 1985 to me... Anyone remember “Rocky IV”? We should be able to do better in the 21st century. :(

Now this is more like it. :drool:

She’s saying: “Not now goddammit. I’m not in the mood...” :lol:

“You didn’t tell me you were married!” :eek:

There’s apparently a demand for male sex robots now too. Opportunity calls. Might go like this for Halloween. She’s saying: “Eighteen inches? And it’s always hard?” Ask me if I love my work... :innocent:

Looks like my friend from the post above. :inlove: “Well Andy, you did order the ‘large’ size (giggle)...” ;)