Fran, in a leather mini dress.

[franalexes]

Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.

[transjen]

Don't forget to wear high leather boots :)
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Don't forget to wear high leather boots :)
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

OK!
Fran in a tight leather mini dress and leather boots?
Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order. :cool:

[TracyCoxx]

Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
OMG is my webcam on?

[franalexes]

Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

[transjen]

Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

Well i don't have a new FORD truck but i do have a new FORD MUSTANG GT with leather

A red head and a blond in a fast car equals eat your hearts out guys
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

[tslust]

OMG too funny, Fran.

Have you been teasing the boys again.:innocent:;)

[TracyCoxx]

Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

Well i don't have a new FORD truck but i do have a new FORD MUSTANG GT with leather

I'm thinking my Roush Mustang. And yes, lots of leather :yes:

[randolph]

I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:

[ila]

OK!
...Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order. :cool:

Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.

It's not my picture guys but it is the dress. I figure your imagination will work just fine:)
franalexes

[transjen]

I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:Wow talk about a nice resr suspension :drool:


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.

I have one of those leather maintenance kits. You rub it on with bare hands to make it nice and smooth and supple. ;)

[franalexes]

I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:

[randolph]

I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:

Ah ha! So the leather mini dress was just a ruse to get my attention. You know how I love to rub, caress and kiss a lovely redheads tresses. :innocent:

[franalexes]

Nah, It's the leather. Most guys are thinking about trucks, or driving something home.:rolleyes:

[transjen]

I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:


Now Fran you know a good rub and :censored: could feel so good heck i could go for a good rub and :censored: myself
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

[franalexes]

Now Fran you know a good rub and :censored: could feel so good heck i could go for a good rub and :censored: myself
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

I assume the ( :censored: ) is not an alternate for body oil.:rolleyes:

We are opposites now that you have your transition. Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,wanna?:lol:;)

[transjen]

I assume the ( :censored: ) is not an alternate for body oil.:rolleyes:

We are opposites now that you have your transition. Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,wanna?:lol:;)


Why do i get a feeling we are going to get flooded with requests for live cam and film and photos
:rolleyes: Jerseygirl Jen

[franalexes]

Could it be that we are perhaps the two best T-gurls to be on this forum?:respect:

[transjen]

Could it be that we are perhaps the two best T-gurls to be on this forum?:respect:


UMMN could be, i bet we are two of the most hit on
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

[TracyCoxx]

I have one of those leather maintenance kits. You rub it on with bare hands to make it nice and smooth and supple. ;)

Interesting. The things I rub always wind up getting hard.

[franalexes]

Do you kook? I don't think that's how you meant to spell it.

[transjen]

Do you kook? I don't think that's how you meant to spell it.


Oppsies i hit the k instead of the l key
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

[The Conquistador]

Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.




Pics or it didn't happen... ;)

[randolph]

Pics or it didn't happen... ;)

Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave. ;):inlove:

[whazizname]

I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:

Well; have some friends that just love to play with Corvettes & Mustangs...
{They are also quite fond of leather, and "that new car smell"...}

:innocent:

[franalexes]

Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave. ;):inlove:

"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.:innocent:
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
I get into enough trouble sooner or later;
Just ask any moderator. :(

[randolph]

"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.:innocent:
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
I get into enough trouble sooner or later;
Just ask any moderator. :(

Oh Fran I'm on my knees to please
A nice kiss here and there
a little dignity you could spare.
I'm sure the moderators wouldn't care :innocent:

[franalexes]

There's SSL and this guy Ila,:hug:
who would like to grab and give me a "feela".:eek:
A guy called Shadows, not to far away;:cool:
Before you get close, he may have a say.;)
Then there is Mel, who from the start,:respect:
was little on words but big on heart.:heart:
Also is smc, just across the line,
with whom I'm sure you'd like to share your time.:lol:
They run the forum and do it just dandy. :rolleyes:.
I'm not going to trade them for a little bit of Randy.:no:

[randolph]

I'm sure none of us would want to "rub you the wrong way". ;):inlove:

[randolph]

Wow talk about a nice resr suspension :drool:


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Yeah, I suspect it provides a very nice ride. :innocent:

[randolph]

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Come on i'm a nice girl and i don't bite, well unless you want me too
Do i kook scarely and unapproachable
:frown: Jerseygirl Jen

Dear Jen, I don't know how you could be any cuter. :hug::inlove:

[transjen]

Yeah, I suspect it provides a very nice ride. :innocent:


Well i'll have to take your word on that one as i no longer have the parts to insert to start the ride :lol:
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Well i'll have to take your word on that one as i no longer have the parts to insert to start the ride :lol:
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

There are many ways a finely tuned suspension can be enjoyed. :yes:

[franalexes]

Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

[randolph]

Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

OMG, I better get fueled up, looks like its going to be a ride of a lifetime.
Two hotties in a Mustang and I am hanging on for dear life. :drool:

[Be_my_nude]

Gee whillikins, gals, yore enuf to give a guy a coronary ! Now who's gonna be fust to lay pore randolph out ?
:blush::blush:

[franalexes]

Awwww, Randolph will be on "spin cycle". He will give a new deffinition to "universal joint". Turned every which way but still connected at both ends.:censored:

[ila]

Awwww, Randolph will be on "spin cycle". He will give a new deffinition to "universal joint". Turned every which way but still connected at both ends.:censored:

He's probably looking to get his hands on a driveshaft. Just don't give him a CV joint he will probably be disappointed.

[randolph]

Gee whillikins, gals, yore enuf to give a guy a coronary ! Now who's gonna be fust to lay pore randolph out ?
:blush::blush:

Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.

[The Conquistador]

Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.


Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...

[randolph]

Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...

Oh man, I've already got to honeys to deal with, don't need no sugar. :eek:

[transjen]

Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase :lol:

:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

[franalexes]

Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase :lol:

:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".

[randolph]

No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".

My old straight six wasn't built for high RPM, I might throw a rod and make a big mess. :blush:

[franalexes]

Jen and I are so hott your ball bearings are going to melt.:censored:

[randolph]

Jen and I are so hott your ball bearings are going to melt.:censored:

Since I can no longer rotate, I will have to stick with one of you. :innocent:

[new believer]

Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.




Hooha. Am I ever so disappointed. Seen the headline for this thread and scrolled down as slow as possible with my poor mouse shaking like its alive and out in minus zero degree weather. I had hopes of seeing some skin on my favorite forum TG. Now I'm depressed. My anticipating tingles have turned to a belly ache. Oh well, maybe next time.

[franalexes]

:lol:This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.;)
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. :no:(watch out for the lightening strike):innocent:

[randolph]

:lol:This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.;)
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. :no:(watch out for the lightening strike):innocent:

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day. :)

[transjen]

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day. :)


Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders :eek:
:rolleyes:Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders :eek:
:rolleyes:Jerseygirl Jen

Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however. :cool:

They eat lots of bad bugs you know. :yes:

[franalexes]

Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?

[randolph]

Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?

Fran selected not scare away
first guy to come along with itches in his britches.
but he is trying to be careful
check out the "turf".
He may be fun to play with for a while,
like a cat plays with a mouse.
then decide if I throw him back.
watch out for the lightening strike


Some words from your post. They sounded kinda spidery to me. :lol:

[franalexes]

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:

[randolph]

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:

Just a little teasing Fran, just a little teasing. :kiss::hug:

[smc]

:lol:... smc, let's not scare away the customers here. ...

I did not mention personal privacy; you did. That post prompted me to do my "job."

[randolph]

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy. :lol:

Yeah, I'm going to creep up your leg and kiss your patooti. ;)

[transjen]

Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however. :cool:

They eat lots of bad bugs you know. :yes:



Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse? :eek:

[transjen]

Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse? :eek:
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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Well, don't get me wrong Jen, I like girly girls and tgurls, the girlier the better.
When they see a mouse, scream and jump up on a chair and raise their skirt, the view just improves.
When I was a kid, dad took the umbrella out of the garage, put it in the car and we went to the beach. When we opened up the umbrella, on the beach, a whole family of mice jumped out of it and started running around the beach.
The place became bedlam with screaming girls running around while we were trying to catch the mice. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[new believer]

Fran may be gorgeous, sweet yet taunting, and I'll wager she is as tasty as she looks. But do you really believe she has a 'Patooi". (Whatever that is).

Randolph, I'll give you this much, I think she likes you.




Yeah, I'm going to creep up your leg and kiss your patooti. ;)

[transjen]

Well, don't get me wrong Jen, I like girly girls and tgurls, the girlier the better.
When they see a mouse, scream and jump up on a chair and raise their skirt, the view just improves.
When I was a kid, dad took the umbrella out of the garage, put it in the car and we went to the beach. When we opened up the umbrella, on the beach, a whole family of mice jumped out of it and started running around the beach.
The place became bedlam with screaming girls running around while we were trying to catch the mice. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.


Well i don't know what i'd do as my apartment has never had a mouse but i do know if i ever do find a mouse my cat Twiki had better go to work and get rid of the mouse
Now if you want me to stand on a chair and lift my skirt for you we don't need an icky mouse
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Well i don't know what i'd do as my apartment has never had a mouse but i do know if i ever do find a mouse my cat Twiki had better go to work and get rid of the mouse
Now if you want me to stand on a chair and lift my skirt for you we don't need an icky mouse
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

Hey, hey Jen, that's the best suggestion I have had for quite a while. I'll make sure the area is mouse fee and I'll bring a nice package treat for Twiki. ;)

[transjen]

Hey, hey Jen, that's the best suggestion I have had for quite a while. I'll make sure the area is mouse fee and I'll bring a nice package treat for Twiki. ;)

Now that will make Twiki a very happy camper

:yes: Jerseygirl Jen