Waiting for my dream girl

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Originally Posted by ila

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it.

Just don't give me any ideas...

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[QUOTE=a9127;274872]You knew it wouldn't take me very long to find someone I liked. Wonder what it would be like to coach my “future wife.” Can you tell which one she is in the picture above? She looks like a “leader” to me and clearly stands out from the others. Her name is Blake and she’s 6’2”. She’s also a Management major so I could always help her with her homework. I'm sure we've had some of the same professors.

"Six foot two blonde and blue"is how Bob describe's Najila on his site "Bob's T-Girls". Najila was one of his earlier models and is still one of the most beautiful women he's photographed over the past twenty years. She's just stunning- definitely a dream girl"!

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Some more of Najila.

Some of these date to 2002. I guess that's considered "vintage" now.

My first post on TLB was Camila Saenz. I still remember it. It was early September 2009 under a different user name. Hell, even that is probably considered "vintage" now.

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Dream Girl! This is probably my favorite picture of Dove Cameron as Mal.

Even my wife thinks Dove is the most beautiful of any of my "celebrity crushes."

(Height, like age, doesn't matter either. Dove is supposed to be 5'2" tall but I'm not sure of that... We'd make quite a couple. People might mistake me for her bodyguard. But definitely not her dad like Hades... Because I'm not old enough to be her dad!)

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[QUOTE=a9127;274901]Some more of Najila.

The first picture of Najila used be on Bob's Tgirl's intro page. I had just discovered Gia Darling and was so blown away I had to see more! My search led me to Bob's site where I saw Najila- amazing! What a knockout and definite "dream girl

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Originally Posted by a9127

Dream Girl! This is probably my favorite picture of Dove Cameron as Mal.

Even my wife thinks Dove is the most beautiful of any of my "celebrity crushes."

(Height, like age, doesn't matter either. Dove is supposed to be 5'2" tall but I'm not sure of that... We'd make quite a couple. People might mistake me for her bodyguard. But definitely not her dad like Hades... Because I'm not old enough to be her dad!)

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If I had to pic a favorite of Dove, it'd be this one as MalSo pretty

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This thread is about “Dream Girls” and I took it for a brief turn towards college football. Where the “dream girls” are cheerleaders, dancers, and sometimes other athletes.

Why would a healthy young man, otherwise intelligent, successful, and already dating someone very pretty, choose to play a sport where you can suffer severe injuries, concussions, and yes, even (rarely) get killed?

God, Andy, that’s a dumb question. (You of all people should know the answer...)

It all begins and ends here. These are the 2018-19 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Hi-Res. May have to click it twice.

(The other reason is if you actually do make it through to the highest level – which is something less than 1% of 1% of 1% – it can pay pretty well. Russell Wilson’s base salary for 2019 is $35,000,000 USD And that's all I have to say about that... )

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Tonight's CNN “fake ad” states that “This sweatshirt is saving American manufacturing.” Well, maybe. But if the United States is in need of a hoodie to save its economy we really are screwed… It’s worse than I thought.

But of course the ad grabbed my attention by featuring yet another one of my “future wives.” Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it?

It did give me an idea however. Since we are doomed, I’m cashing in everything I own now and moving to a remote island with my new friend where we won’t need stuff like clothes and can have sex every day.

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Originally Posted by a9127

...Plus it asks the obvious question “What makes this hoodie insanely popular?” Umm… Maybe the person wearing it? ...

That was also my first thought (and second and third and so on )

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Originally Posted by a9127

Yes. Perhaps. Of course I was only trying to show “school spirit.” Besides right now they are our best hope for a Championship. …it would only be “creepy” if I showed up for a date with Blake wearing one of those “mascot heads.”

Originally Posted by ila

I think it would be more on the funny side than anything else. I'm sitting here laughing as I think about it.

Originally Posted by a9127

Just don't give me any ideas...

Ila may be on to something.

With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

A good selfie is the first step in dating.

Sharp Dressed Man. She’s bound to be impressed.

Purdue “Gangnam Style” Video. Can’t be worse than the Ohio State game I played in years ago can it? Umm... No. It can’t.

Shit. Definitely the wrong helmet to wear…

Dude gets around… Cheating already? What can I say?

Now I just have to figure out how to fit that head into my ZR-1 and somehow manage not to get pulled over on I-65. Wish me luck. I'm gonna need it.

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Originally Posted by a9127

...With all the people I know up there, shouldn’t have any trouble getting a hold of one of those “Purdue Pete” heads. After all what have I got to lose? Besides I really like a woman with a sense of humor. It dosen't hurt if she's also 6'2", smart, a great athlete, and gorgeous.

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

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Originally Posted by ila

Judging by the last picture the "Purdue Pete" head is the way to go.

Rumor has it it's the size of his "hammer."

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More fun with "Purdue Pete."

Now I realize what my degree prepared me for in life...

Yes, I have a set of four. Been a long day. Maybe I should use one now? Maker's Mark?

That's the last time I'm letting him listen to Slayer...

He has not won over my nieces. They think he's "scary" and "creepy." Especially the first one. The 10 year old said "I want to kill all of them."

Announcer: "Again it seems like Purdue's linebacker 'a9127' was distracted by something on the play. That time he let Michigan's running back go right by him into the end zone for a touchdown. His mind is clearly not in the game."

No comment. But God, I hope my wife never buys me one of these for my office...

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While working out last night they had yet another “infomercial” for “Dr. Ho’s” treatments for pain and tension. I’ve since learned he is not a “real” doctor (surprise). At least not a medical one and I don’t know where his degree was from if any.

One of the featured “treatments” got my attention pretty quickly. A very attractive model was massaging some sort of oil on her legs, especially her upper, inner, thighs. I have played sports for many years and workout regularly—I have never experienced pain there.

But I could understand how, with a partner, or, hell, even alone, it might eventually lead to “reduced tension.”

I have a “doctorate” as well but mine is from Indiana University in Business. Shit, it could still work. I’ll just call myself “Dr. Hoe.” Seems fitting… and make my own infomercials.

Here’s someone that I’d love to have star in my videos. Her name is Paige Hathaway.

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Another "fake" clickbait ad from CNN. "Future wife?"

"But I don't know her name!!!"

(Tried "swiping right" didn't work... )

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This came up on my computer at work today. “Star Trek” was long before my time. Was trying to think of something dirty…

Instead, all I could come up with was “Live long and prosper.”

(If that was me it wouldn't be my ears that would be upright. )

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It was just a speeding ticket. But at my hearing, the Judge ordered me to her private chambers for my “sentencing.” After changing into black leather panties, bra, and 7” stiletto heels, she brandished a rattan cane saying I had been a “bad boy” and needed to be “taught a lesson.” Then she put me on "probation" saying I had to check in every Friday night at "her place."

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I forgot that I played in the “good old days” when we sometimes won. Today, “Purdue Pete” and his teammates got beat 35-7 by Penn State.

One of my former students (and a linebacker from our NAIA National Championship team of 2012) follows me on Twitter. He knows a lot about football. More than me...

He had this to say before the game: “Purdue’s offensive line is going to get their '3rd string' quarterback killed today.” Currently the Boilermakers are 1-4. Ohio State is 5-0. They will still beat IU. That’s like a National Championship around here.

(The last picture. I forgot, Mitch Daniels is now Purdue's President. He was Governor of Indiana and Director of the U.S. Office of Management and Budget under Bush. Jischke was President when I was there. Also I'd change the jersey to Women's Volleyball "17." )

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OK, since this IS a "Dream Girl" thread, thought you might like these pics of the "Golddusters," Purdue's dance team instead of more "Purdue Pete" (sorry dude...).

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Purdue University’s most famous alumni has to be Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon. However, “Purdue Pete” is the “gift that keeps on giving.”

Of course! We are an Engineering school. Let’s 3-D print a bunch of heads! (Note: Technology doesn’t always mean better… Or that you should…)

No comment…

“Get the fuck away from me creep…”

This doesn’t look good… Think I’ll just ask Blake out myself. I like my chances better anyway.

If I found this stuck to my dashboard, I’d toss it out the window and watch it get run over by a semi on I-65.

"Pervert Pete"? Shit. Now I won’t be able to sleep tonight knowing he’s watching me…

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I never got into "Star Wars." It was several years before my time and when interest picked up again in the late 90's I felt "too old" for it. The first time I ever saw it was in 1997. The 20th anniversary. With my girlfriend. Good make out movie...

Although I thought Darth Vader was awesome. The best line in the movie is when Harrison Ford says "It's WORSE..." A line I've "borrowed" many times.

But Princess Leia! I had no idea.

(RIP Carrie Fisher 1956-2016 )

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Maybe she could teach me?

(I thought I recognized her from somewhere. Don't know her name but she plays a doctor on Grey's Anatomy. My wife loves that show and I'm probably in enough trouble as it is... )

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Other schools’ mascots: Alabama “Big Al.” Penn State “Nittany Lion.” Duke “Blue Devil.” Michigan State “Spartan.” UCLA “Bruin.” I had a chance to play at “State.” Should have stayed in Michigan. See last picture.

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Schools like Purdue have a tough time compared to schools like Alabama or Duke. Money and recruiting is a large part of it. It's big business. The only two in the “Big 10” that are even close typically are Michigan and Ohio State. My dad said it used to be known as the “Big 2 and the Little 8.” That was many years ago. Purdue has never won a National Championship in football although it produces some very good players and some exceptional Quarterbacks: Drew Brees, Bob Griese, and Len Dawson come to mind.

Alabama has 17 National Championships in football. Purdue has 0. So Pete will just have to hang in there… Sorry dude.

(UCLA, Alabama, Clemson, Duke, etc. also have cheerleading squads that rival some pro teams. The UCLA cheerleader shown is my “future wife” and has been featured in other posts. However the NFL and NBA can get away with much more… Perhaps none is better known than the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. The last picture is the Chicago Bulls dance team. Why do you think every guy my age wanted to “be like Mike?” )

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Part of my “academic” job includes helping “coach” our National Ad Competition Team. Along with the Chair of the Marketing Department, we assist a group of students to prepare for the annual competition. Typically it is held in a major city like New York or Los Angeles. Colleges and Universities from all over the United States participate. There are three rounds. My primary role is in helping our students with the research and data analysis (which is basically my other career as a consultant to business through my market research company). The “creativity” behind the ad I leave to them… I don’t usually go along except for the year it was held in Detroit. All students enrolled in the class must be seniors and “over 21.”

This is our entry from a couple years ago. It was part of an overall ad campaign we developed for “Snapple.” The model pictured is from “stock footage” but sometimes we go through an agency and use professional models and photographers. All are verified as “18 or older” and of course we wanted this ad to target “college age students.”

The “tagline” for this ad is “Your passion is calling. Can you feel the beat?” I feel something. I swear to God I didn’t think that up or select the model or “pose.” The students (both male and female) wanted her to wear shorts (or show a little "tummy") or a tight shiny exercise leotard. Ask me if I love my work? But that idea was nixed by the Marketing professor in charge.

Anyway, the bottom line is, we WON! Out of several hundred schools. The only “recognition” we got was that we were featured in the “Indiana Business Journal” and “Business Week.”

Hope you enjoyed the story and the ad featuring my very flexible and athletic “future wife.”

(I’ve never even tried “Snapple” but I bet I would if she asked me to... )

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Tonight’s workout featured another infomercial from my friend Chalene. Much better than "Dr. Ho" again.

Of course she was promoting PiYo. I didn’t mind taking a break and watching as she was on a lot talking about it and demonstrating the exercises herself. I know a little bit about “working out” and training for sports myself and one of the things I noticed this time is that most of the exercises in PiYo can be done at a very “easy” beginner level with assistance. Which is important so that one sticks with it. Eventually they will make it to a more advanced level and see results. Many other exercise programs assume everyone can do whatever from the start and most people give up soon after trying and failing. PiYo also avoids weights which, while great for building strength and mass for sports can be dangerous when done alone. So yes I would recommend it.

Chalene is 50 according to what I read (she was born in 1969) but looks to be in her 20’s or 30’s. I also like her positive attitude. Some guys might find it annoying. But I like it. I would definitely go out with her if ever she would want to date a "younger man." Too bad we’re both married.

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Well, I found out who she is. Her name is MaCall and she is now a Los Angeles Rams cheerleader. It’s a good thing Purdue never played UCLA. 1) We’d probably have gotten killed. 2) I for sure would have ended up running into a goalpost not looking where I was going…

Here’s what one site had to say about her:

“A nationally ranked dancer, writer, actress and former Junior Olympic gymnast, MaCall Manor is truly a Renaissance girl. She has guest starred on TV shows (acting the young Faith Hill at the MTV Country Music Awards and little Amanda in “Ugly Betty”) and in televised commercials. She has also been honored at Carnegie Hall twice for her writing, winning a Scholastic silver medal in 2009 and a gold medal in 2010 for her novels. After watching bookstores declare bankruptcy and noticing the demise of reading among her peers, MaCall founded Moonman Reviews, a book review website that re-ignites children’s love of reading.”

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Happy Halloween from “Purdue Pete”! ila had a great idea but I’m afraid if I show up for my date with Blake wearing one of these she’ll call the cops. I would...

Besides, I’m already going to my company’s party as “Hades” from Descendants 3, just need a “Mal” to go with me. Maybe Blake would be into that? At 6’2” she’s a foot taller than Dove Cameron. Either way, we’d make one “hell” of a couple.

Another possibility is my friend Aleksandra from Russia as a bloody cosplay “Carrie.” Her riding around on the back of my Harley looking like that would be awesome. We’d have a great time scaring the shit out of everyone.

My wife BTW wants nothing to do with any of this, so all of the above is fine with her. She just said “Go for it big guy…”

Seriously though, I am already spoken for at least for “Trick or Treating.” My two nieces, 9 and 10 are going out as characters from FNaF. Zionsville plans to have it on Saturday the 26th so the kids don’t have to worry about school the next day. You know they will fuck it up and candy will be expected on both nights. In Detroit they’d burn your house down if you didn’t deliver…

But I do like the Nike warmups they are wearing in the first picture. Must go to “Dicks” and get one (yes we really do have a store in Indiana called “Dicks”).

By the way the “Big Ten” now has 14 (or 16) teams. Nebraska and the others joined after I graduated. Penn State made 11 so they came up with the “new” logo below. That was in effect when I played. Still have stuff with that on it. I admire their creativity. See what they did? The current logo is last.

My dad would say the “Big Ten” is:

Michigan
Ohio State
Michigan State
Illinois
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Purdue
Indiana
Northwestern

All the “others” belong somewhere else.

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Angeles Cid aka "Mrs. a9127." You know she could just lay back and let me do all the work...

(May have to click it twice to see it full sized. )

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My nieces were watching something called “Wreck-It Ralph 2” last night. Didn’t care. Wasn’t interested. Busy with work. Thought it was dumb. Didn’t star Dove Cameron. etc.

Until...

Well, let’s just say I never thought I’d “fall in love” with a cartoon character.

This is “Shank” from the game “Slaughter Race.” She’s not only totally gorgeous but can drive too. Definitely my kind of woman.

Found out later she was voiced by and “based on” Gal Gadot.

So actually it makes perfect sense.

(Is it too late to find a "cosplay" Shank for Halloween? Maybe Gal Gadot? )

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Well my "dates" for Halloween have been decided. I'm going Trick or Treating with my two nieces around Zionsville. No "Hades." No "Mal." No "Carrie." No Blake. No "Shank." Just me. They are still trying to decide which "Five Night's at Freddy's" characters to go as. I'm just gonna wear one of my Harley jackets, leather pants and boots. If we leave Stonegate we'll take the Ford F350. That's what I've been driving since our vacation last summer. The "ZR-1" is in case my new friend Sienna (see the Diva's thread) wants to go out later in the week.

As far as I know our night is a week from now. Zionsville was considering the Saturday before Halloween so the kids wouldn't skip school on Friday the 1st.

You know that candy will be expected on both nights--there's no way this will go as planned.

Also Zionsville wants to have it in the daytime. That'd never work in Detroit.

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Must admit I don’t remember anything quite like this from childhood. Too bad my babysitters weren’t into cosplay...

Think my “favorite” is “Little Red Ridng Hood.” Damn.

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This showed up in my Pinterest feed today. Don't know why but I'm thinking about taking up golf again...

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These always crack me up. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who gets emails like this. More than likely it has something to do with the “Born Before 1985” thing. Might as well bury me now….

Sadly sometimes I have to check my “junk” folder when I’m expecting an important email from a client. Otherwise I’d never see them.

Even with my new “rock hard pipe” (who thinks this shit up anyway?) I’m not planning to divorce my wife anytime soon. Unless of course my new friend Sienna (see the Divas thread) or my "golfing partner" (see above) decides to move to Zionsville.

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Haven't had any fun with Purdue in a few weeks. Look what I found.

Bad Marketing or Clever Design?

This is a "head cover" for a golfing putter. It's not what first came to mind.

I don't use this style of putter anyway. But I bet "Purdue Pete" doesn't use it with his golf clubs either...

The phrase "Boiler Up" takes on a whole new meaning.

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The winner of my "be my date for Halloween" contest is Aleksandra as a "bloody" cosplay Carrie. I knew that six months ago.

She beat out some formidable competition by a wide margin. I decided based on the number of "views."

This afternoon in Zionsville I go Trick or Treating with my nieces. The weather sucks here right now, cold and rainy. They are going to go as Chica and Foxy from "FNaF". I'm still going as "Hades" from Descendants 3. Going to get ready. Got my hair. I'm just over 6'6" in my motorcycle boots. The rest is easy.

Now for my date with Aleksandra... This will be on the "real" Halloween. In Indiana, who knows, by then it might be in the 70's F with tornadoes. How awesome is that? I was thinking we could ride downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. A severe thunderstorm and lightning would be amazing. She looks great like that (I think she looks great anyway) and we'd probably scare the shit out of everybody with her riding on the back dressed like that. Of course we'd go to "High Velocity." Then we'd have all weekend to do whatever...

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Gotta go workout soon. What better way to prepare than with “Purdue Pete”?

Recently they tried out a new “prototype.” This is what was said by an actual student:

"I thought it was horrible. I was scared and he was kind of creepy."

From the inside. This is the “view” that Pete has. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

This “bobblehead” is sure to scare the piss out of anyone. Especially in the dark. That evil grin… Imagine if he were 7’ tall and alive. We might actually win a National Championship.

Weird. But the dude's got some serious guns. “Terminator Pete”? Hasta la Vista Baby!

This is what “new recruits” are given at “Mascot Camp.” Remind me never to go there. I’d be better off as a “30 something” linebacker. Could still stop the run.

NOT Pete. I added her... well... just because.

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Guess someone's been tracking my "searches" for Purdue stuff. She's really cute.

Wouldn't let her put that ugly "Purdue Pete" foam face on. She's too beautiful. Probably an Alabama fan anyway.

(Christ, I wear my old "Purdue Football" shirts when I workout. Saw this on line. Hell, just wearing that would add at least 25 lbs to your bench. Sorry Pete.)

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Born before 1985? Well I guess they should just bury me now. The first picture really is me. Truth. God I hate that pic... I especially hate that they use it so much without my permission. I’ll sue!!!

And you didn’t really think I owned a 2019 Corvette ZR-1? Did you? Or lived in Zionsville? No of course not. How could I afford that on my meager wages? Was reading the "You Didn't Build That" thread from 2012. Can't argue with such learned minds and sucessful business owners.

So here’s what I really drive: Told ‘ya. It’s a 1975 Brown Ford Pinto. Even has “Wander Indiana” license plates. Circa 1984-1986. So that's proof it's mine.

And of course, since this is my “Dream Girls” thread I will include a “dream girl.” Ashley Tisdale. Hope she doesn’t think I’m a “stan.” I'm afraid to post anything anymore.

She was born in 1985 so she is actually two years older than my wife. Of course she's 27 in the picture. Perfect!

Update: May have to change plans for Halloween. Forecast is for 22 degrees F and snow. Motherfucker! This is Indiana. Was hoping for a thunderstorm and lightning. May still get my wish. So Aleksandra and I will just have to think of something else to do on a cold night.

(This may well be my last post. I'm still planning to host a Remembrance ceremony at our house in November. Of course I'll remain active in the LGBTQ community. Fuck, it's my friends we're talking about! My only gripe is with some of the members who post on this site. There are a lot of cool people too. Wish they would post more! Lest the few ruin it for all. Maybe after I'm gone it will get better. After reading a few of the older posts however, I think smc was too tolerant.)

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Went out “clubbing” last night in downtown Zionsville.

And I found the guy from the “Born Before 1985” fake ads! Hate to admit but that’s me. Yeah, I was "born before 1985." I work part time as a "male model" (but I don't do "hardcore"). So for all my “fans,” a gallery:

https://www.shutterstock.com/search/...photo=76859833

Happy Halloween!

(It sucks here. Going to snow tonight as well. Err... I take that back, just looked outside, it's snowing now. So if Aleksandra actually does stop by I have a feeling we are going to have to find something to do indoors where it’s warm. BTW my favorite picture is the second one below. I'm sure he's saying "You lookin' at me?" Of course the third picture is my wife. )

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Well, I can't post any pictures of Billie Eilish just yet. Gotta wait untill she turns "18" this December.

But I can post a pic of Nina Dobrev dressed as Billie for Halloween.

("Billie" is very popular this year. Saw quite a few the other night. Maybe it's because her hit "Bad Guy" was #1? She's the youngest to do that since Demi Lovato in 2009. )

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1990? Is that the "new" standard now? Well, maybe I just "look" 50.

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OMG! “Back in 2009”? This is worse than the old man in the “born before 1985” ads. Who the fuck decided to use that picture (see below) to represent someone in their “30’s” anyway? I guess he could pass for an "older millennial." Christ. Just kill me now!

My 10 year old niece was born in March 2009. The 9 year old was born in May 2010.

Of course they did go trick or treating with me last week. Zionsville had it on the 26th. The weather sucked but we had a good time anyway. I went as “Hades” of course and they went as “Chica” and "Foxy” from Five Night’s at Freddie’s.

They thought I made an awesome Hades but was too young to be “Mal’s” dad. The funniest thing is that they think of Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson as “my age.” Or maybe me as “their age.” Yeah, 24… riiiight… works for me though. They also think of Dove as my “girlfriend.” Smart kids. My wife just says “You wish.”

So since this is a “Dream Girls” thread I better include a picture. This is Dove and Sofia dressed up for Halloween as characters from the movie “Hocus Pocus.” BTW my wife who knows everything, and is a very beautiful woman herself, says that Dove, Hayley, and Taylor are my three biggest "celebrity crushes" and there is no one else who is even close.

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She's saying "Is that an iPod? Gosh, you must have been 'born before 1985'. Sorry but I don't go out with older guys."

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For some reason this picture came up in one of those "fake ads" on CNN today.

It's Catherine Bell from "Jag" which ran from 1995-2005.

She played a "Lt. Colonel" so I suppose I should be standing at attention.

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Well damn, dude...

(The "age thing" says she "looks" 37. I would have guessed late 20's. Him? At 60? I think he looks "older." Maybe he's playing "Santa Claus"? Fuck. Billie Eilish would still be too old for me. BTW I can't post pics (yet) because she's still 17 (one more month) but if you are put off by Billie's "quirky" looks and style--hey, it seems to be working. She strikes me as a very bright young woman and you can't argue she's not talented. You need to find the picture of her in the "Varsity Jacket" with long bleached hair. If only she were 17 or 18 years older... sigh... Her "look" in that pic kinda remins me of Stephanie--my girlfriend back in high-school. )

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Fair is fair. Billie is approximately half my age. Would I date someone twice my age? Yes. But it would, like anything, depend on the person...

This is Loni Anderson. There was an article on her this morning. She's 74. The picture on the left is from the "WKRP" era which had it's run before I was born. I would guess this picture is from 1979-80. She's probably in her early 30's. Someone get me a time machine now!

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Since many of my "dream girls" are also involved in athletics or are cheerleaders , I thought I'd give you an "update" on Ohio State. Currently they are ranked #1. Ahead of Alabama, Clemson, LSU... everybody. Well, after LSU beat Alabama, some polls have LSU as #1 and Ohio State #2.

Seventeen years ago yesterday Purdue lost a close game to Ohio State. I didn't play very much, mostly just special teams, but we lost when they went for it on 4th down and scored a touchdown.

They would go on to win a National Championship.

I still remember it. But it could have been worse. This is the result of the Ohio State/Maryland game. Yes, you read it right. Seventy Three points.

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Another "fake ad." This time from MSNBC. Supposedly the "Women of WalMart."

Why does my "future wife" look like she's shopping at our local Target instead? Check out her shopping cart. I did... after I got past her heels and those legs...

(At least it's not another "Born Before 1985" ad featuring that same old man implying that's what people think of me in my 30's. Good grief! )

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When nothing less than a 1985 Cadillac Cimarron will do. These often make the list of “worst cars” of all time. Had an “Inline 4” and manual transmission (in a Cadillac!). Allegedly got 42 MPG. Don’t bet on it… When we lived in Michigan, there was a retired couple who lived next door. She had one of these. Remember watching her struggling to drive it down the street. They finally got rid of it. An attempt by GM to reach down into the “economy” market of the early 80’s that failed.

(I’m sure the blonde on the left is saying to her friend “God that car makes me so hot. Just wanna go for a ride someplace and fuck the driver silly. Whaddya say we ditch these two losers?” )