Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Today CNN had a "fake ad" that was worth clicking on. It’s a series of photos from the “real” Woodstock that happened back in 1969. I’m sure I would have liked the music and women. Not the drugs or sleeping in the mud… Unfortunately most people my age remember “Woodstock ’99” and watched it on MTV. It’s better to forget that one…

Been thinking about how this would work… Guess I’d have to stand on the bumper.

She must be somebody. You know which one I mean.

This is Grace Slick and her friend Sally Mann. I have seen pictures of them before. Of course I know who Grace is… Hayley’s grandmother! Sally was a photographer and author and was married to Jefferson Airplane’s drummer according to the article. Looked her up. She was born in 1951 so she was 18 here. Only 18??? She’s younger than my mom…

This post IS about women so… I hope she’s “18.” Cute.

Yes! I knew my mom and dad were there. They never told me. Didn’t know General Motors allowed hair like that. Guess my dad was still at Michigan State.

“Future Wife.” I’ve seen this picture before. Even tried looking her up. It’s a Getty image so someone must know. I would not be born until the 80’s so she would be how much older than me?

[a9127]

Really have enjoyed Zymurnaut’s recent "Forced Feminization" posts. Very nice... Also I know Boner and others have liked my "retro comic book" posts on here before.

Don't know if these are real or not. But some of them are kind of hot and fun to think about...

A few of these comics look like they may be originally from the "70's" going by the styles. Also, I noticed the one featuring students used the term "co-ed." We wouldn't use that term today but it refers to a female college student. So she's > 18.

[a9127]

Shadowjack “One Night in a Bar”

Always have been attracted to beautiful women and very feminine cute guys. For as long as I can remember. Many of my stories reflect this as well.

Except I wouldn’t share “Jamie” with anybody.

(This works largely because it is consensual. Moderators: Jamie is 21. It’s her birthday.)

[a9127]

Dude! That’s not the way to approach women. Shit, no wonder you’re still a virgin at 40.

“He’s too old for you and doesn’t know how to tie a girl up. Date me instead…”

She’s thinking. Fuck. His profile sounded hot. Didn’t realize he’d turn out to be so “handsy” on our first date.

“Weird Tales.” Well. Just because…

“Andy I really wanna fuck you but you’ve gotta get rid of that antique TV and get a Samsung 70" QLED 900 Series 4320p Smart 8K UHD TV with HDR.

Yes. I was “playing dead.” It worked!

[Boner]

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by elexis666

Another early crush for me we Elvira. She started my love of goth looks too. Angelica Huston as Mortica Addams in the 90's Addams Family movies had a similar effect on me.

Got to agree with the choice of Elvira. Super vamp and great!

[Gisker]

Originally Posted by Boner

Another pretty lady I wished was my babysitter We'd wrestle and play kissing games before she tucked me in

Help me out here --- what's her name?

BTW I love the black and white pic.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Gisker

Help me out here --- what's her name?

It's Carol Burnett. An actress and comedienne of the 60's and 70's she was also very beautiful. Her show was extremely popular and ran from 1967 to 1978. Probably before any of us were around. You can find it in repeats. Very funny with many celebrity guest stars.

A notable addition was Vicki Lawrence. Who, so the story goes, wrote to Carol as a young fan. Vicki bore a striking resemblance to Carol and was hired.

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

I am most familiar with Lawrence as much later she would play Miley's grandmother on "Hannah Montana."

This picture was identified as "Carol Burnett" however my first thought was it had to be Vicki Lawrence. That's how close in looks they were.

(Yes. I am sure it is Carol Burnett. )

[a9127]

There was an article this afternoon about the hype surrounding the “Segway” and why it is now considered a gigantic marketing “failure.” I didn’t realize it was 2001 when they were introduced. Thought it was much longer ago than that. Getting old…

We never studied them in any of my marketing classes in college. Probably because it was still too new. But I never really had a high opinion of it, nor did most of my friends. Definitely not “the invention of the century.”

Although I can see where it could be useful in certain situations.

But speaking entirely for myself, I wouldn’t be caught dead on one. Shit. The worst way to go would be to get hit by a truck while riding one of these…

Also the search term I used to find pics today was “segway assholes.”

I feel almost the same way regarding “scooters.” Especially if you are “over 21” and dressed for business and carrying a briefcase. We have some on campus and it’s OK for my students to ride them but me? Never. Besides my students all like my Harley better.

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic.

[ila]

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

Segways can't be that bad. One just has to have the right model or the right rider as illustrated in the attached pictures.

I especially like what the guy on the left has done with his. And who could question Lord Vader's judgment?

And I've begun to "reassess" my opposition to electric scooters. It was all based on a misunderstanding. Seeing all those "clickbait" ads promoting scooters as the "future of transportation" with pictures of middle aged execs heading off to work (I last rode a scooter when I was about 3) but whatever...

Of course in the picture below, my "future wife" is saying "Hi Andy. Wanna go for a ride?"

[Boner]

However I do not feel the same way about roller skates. That is Olivia Newton John from 1979 in the last pic. [/QUOTE]

I like Tara on skates! She could leave them on as I pull down her shorts!

[a9127]

My wife took me out for my birthday. We had reservations and a table up front. She’s saying: “Jesus Andy. You really DO have a one track mind. I can’t take you anywhere.”

Dad at his part time job while at Michigan State. Long before he met my Mom. He’s about to get slapped across the face.

While we were having a drink later my “ex” showed up. That’s me at the bar. I ended up finishing an entire bottle of Seagram’s by myself.

This is a vintage image of a “60's woman at work.” Yeah, I noticed that… Mainly was checking out her typewriter. Moderators: This is a Getty image and she is working in an office, not at school, so I assume she’s > 18. I thought she looked kind of young by today’s standards but I’ll leave it up to you…

Of course this one is thinking “He lives in Zionsville?”

And I know what this is! It’s a “punch card” machine. Purdue may not have prepared me for the NFL but they did “learn me good” about computers and technology. The basement of the Mathematical Sciences Building has a lot of old equipment in storage. Got to see it once.

[MistressStevie]

Originally Posted by a9127

Vicki Lawrence has had success in her own right. In 1973 she had a major hit with "The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia." She also starred in "Mama's Family" which ran into the 80's. Interestingly, she played a "grandma" but in actuality was the youngest cast member!

The crack about age will be ignored as I do remember watching the Carol's show as a kid in original run. My memory is never good as to when I first heard Vicki Lawrence sing--but she was amazing.

Vicki's cover of Hollywood Seven is awesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQhEOpxsjLw

[a9127]

Today's "fake ad." That may or may not be true about people "not having birthdays" but they are slightly off on the year... Today is June 29, 2020.

But I get this. I stopped having birthdays. In fact I'm sure my last one was "27."

[a9127]

“Dammitt! Tell us where he lives in Zionsville!”

My wife. “Andy. I told you what I’d do if you kept posting pictures of Hayley Williams…”

Our first date was going great. Then suddenly she got pissed and said, “Stop staring at my tits!”

I knew someone had written a book about my “ex.”

“Tommy you are a virgin aren’t you? 'Dr. Andy' never has any problem…”

Actually this is a picture of my wife. With our cat.

[a9127]

Zora “future wife”? According to Wikipedia, the comic was first published in 1972. Some say there is a resemblance between “Zora” and the actress Catherine Deneuve.

“I’m gonna go out with Andy, this guy can’t get it up anymore…”

“Time for a swim.”

Really, there’s nothing that turns me on more than a nice girl who's like this in bed…

Shit. I never shoulda worn that hat…

This looks like it could be fun. Now we gotta get rid of the asshole…

Just wish her “ex” would quit showing up at all the wrong times…

[a9127]

Sorry, couldn’t help just one more… The girl in the third picture above.

“Andy, I had such a wonderful time last night. I’ve never been fucked like that before. Shit, you wore me out. I could hardly walk. I’m SO in love with you now I decided to break up with my boyfriend…”

(At the very least I've found my date for Halloween this year. )

[Boner]

These illustrations are hot!

Who doesn’t like a lady with some extra?

I’d like to find out what these “crafty dames” have in mind!

The lady on the right- oh yeah!

In my fantasy the red head has a huge dong- actually they both do!

She has a surprise in those tight pink pants I’m sure!

I’d love to Be between these two beauties!

[Boner]

My fantasy is she has a huge hard on under that hat!

[a9127]

“Wonder Woman” like “Batman” was always a great source of bondage material. Going back to the 1940’s some of it was quite risqué and suggestive. Bet millions of kids beat off to this stuff.

“Future Wife.” Very sexy Wonder Woman. Hard to believe it’s from 1977. Jesus, those legs, that ass… Now I just gotta save her from that missile.

Lynda Carter from the 70’s TV series. She is NOT impressed. “You guys suck at Bondage. And a plastic chain? Next time let Andy tie me up.”

The caption referred to “Phallic Imagery”? Funny, I don’t know what they mean?

Umm… How about this one? Do you see anything “suggestive” here?

My wife and I role playing “Wonder Woman and Superman.”

Shit. Best “first date” I’ve ever had.

(Noticed the first one says "1977" but then "2004" down where the artist signed it. I'd go with 2004. Looks more modern to me. Wonder what she's doing this weekend after she escapes?)

[a9127]

Too bad you can’t edit your posts on here. Not long after posting this I wanted to add:

“We must have cum at least 9 or 10 times together. Really Andy, I lost count… (giggle).”

[a9127]

I've always wondered how we come to like the things we do... like fast cars and racing for example... It must start when we are very young. Or maybe long before we are born.

[a9127]

The 70’s. But I still like the 60’s better. This seems kind of like the “nu metal” age of fashion.

The one on the right. But you already knew that.

Reminds me, I forgot to stop to at the store on the way home…

OK. Listen up. I need your help. Which outfit should I wear for my date with Dove Cameron this weekend?

Somewhere on a college campus almost 50 years before the “age of Coronavirus.” “Hi Dr. Andy! Can you help us with our computer programming assignment? Fortran is hard… (giggle).

Hot Pants!

NOT the 70’s. This is my latest “future wife” Elisabeth Erm in a “retro” photo shoot from 2015. Inspired by “Studio 54” (1979). She’s here… well… just because!

[a9127]

Sex sells… Coca Cola?

She’s saying: “Andy, I love it when you dress up like that… On your knees, your cock locked in a chastity cage… Now be a sweetie and go get me some ice!”

“You cheating motherfucker… She was my best friend from high-school!!! Asshole…”

If it was that easy…

Oops sorry… Wrong drink. Just wondering, how did my “future wife” end up back in 1964?

From the 50’s. Simple and effective ad. This would work on me.

“But I thought you said ‘cock.' By the way that bottle's really small."

[a9127]

She’s totally my type. Shit. Blonde, sexy, and into being tied up. I was thinking “future wife” then realized it was from 1975… Mom? Christ. Guess that explains a LOT…

“When will I learn not to meet up with everyone who likes my profile? Fuck. But he said he was tall, muscular, wealthy, liked surfing, and owned a castle on the beach.”

Julie is saying: “Only twice? Andy can go at least six or seven times a night…”

We had agreed to meet at a rundown hotel in Indianapolis. I thought the .45 was a good idea in case her husband had followed us…

The caption said something about “Red Shoes, Follow You Anywhere.” I just said “Future Wife.”

Motels aren’t always the best places for sex. We had flirted for months. Today after work we drove to some out of the way place for the weekend. The sex was awesome. Afterwards I fell asleep and she went to take a shower… Waking up I could hear her screaming: “Andy, you didn’t tell me you had a WIFE!”

[a9127]

She means “NO” asshole!

The book asks: “Could he have his wife and a mistress too?” Sure! But you better hope your startup is worth more a lot more than you think it is.

She was on another cover I posted a couple years ago. I remember the way she was tied up. Still with her hopeless loser boyfriend I see… Thought we threw him overboard? Looks like she likes being tied up that way. I’ll get rid of them and we can go back to my place.

It’s OK. I also looked to see if he had a cock.

Shit. Poor guy. The first time I ever put my hand on a girl’s thigh I only got slapped.

Apparently this is a Marvel Series on Netflix. Never seen it. Don’t know the name of it. Looks like I should. Her name is Jessica Jones. I was thinking a good title would be “Jessica Jones: Future Wife.”

[a9127]

The “Rockin ‘70’s”. Seems sort of like a continuation of the 60’s only bigger and badder, with more technology. An early preview of the 21st century? Some sociologists even place the start of the “Millennial” generation as far back as 1978 or ’79. Again, what I would like the most is the women…

Men’s fashions. Doesn’t work for me. But I’m thinking seriously for the first “in person” business meeting I have to attend once the “Coronavirus Crisis” is over, I’m gonna dress like the guy on the left.

One of the most successful bands of the decade. Agnetha.

This won’t work either. No. Just no. Shit.

“iPhones” didn’t exist back then. Sorry kids. Try carrying one of these around all day...

Farrah. What can I say? Wow. From 1976. I know this because of the car. Also I looked it up. There are not many actresses of the past that I can think of who could compare favorably to my current “celebrity crushes.” This is one of them. My wife really likes her as well. We watched a documentary on her several months ago. Neither one of us would be born until the ‘80’s but Farrah transcends generations. I said one time, if there was a person from the past I would love to meet it would be Farrah. RIP Beautiful Angel.

Lindsay Wagner. “The Bionic Woman.” Future Wife? Didn’t know a lot about her compared to others. I have it bad for her now after seeing this show on “Cozi TV.” Working on a post for the “Divas” thread. Lindsay won an Emmy in 1977 and teaches today at a community college near Los Angeles. She’s also 5’9”. “Dr. Andy” would very much like to go on a date with “Dr. Lindsay” but there’s no way in hell I’m dressing like those guys in the pictures below.

(It’s “Dr. Andy”!!! She’s saying: “But I thought you were much taller like the Russian guy from Rocky IV”?)

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Unless of course it was a screenshot from this early PC game featuring the promise of electric sex…

Hard to believe. But that was really what PC graphics looked like back then. "CGA" video was only three colors (Cyan, Magenta, White) @ 320x200 resolution.

Those pics are the actual screen sizes. And the original IBM color display was very expensive. That's why so many screens you see from that time are Green or Amber monochrome. Ever seen a "Lotus 1-2-3" graph?

Here's a few more "screenshots" for you to enjoy. Bet lots of guys beat off to this...

Atari however was way ahead of the game. The fourth pic was from an "Atari ST."

Just a few years later, by the late 80's, "EGA" and "VGA" graphic standards were becoming commonplace. The last two are from 1988.

(Strip Poker was written in GWBASIC. "Dr. Andy" was in kindergarten. One of the first things he ever did was write a short subroutine that caused her to strip when you pressed F10. To the delight of his friends. Someone uploaded his version to a BBS. Anyone remember those? Very naughty boy... )

[a9127]

Dunno the best place for this? "Retro" subject for sure!

Today “Dr. Andy” answers a student’s question about the “Millennial Generation” and helps her with her graph. She wants to create a chart in Excel comparing the Year Born to the Year They Got A Cell Phone. My reply is below. By the way, “Dr. Andy” got his first cellphone in 1995. A Motorola “flip phone.”

This hopefully should settle any disputes about where the generations begin and end. That “Born Before 1985” bullshit REALLY pisses me off. Maybe it’s just because I hate that picture. Besides they're wrong.

And moving the start of “Gen Z” back to the mid-90’s was, I believe, just a way to sell more shit to kids. You really can’t change the “generations” arbitrarily. Or else the “Millennials” only lasted for about 10 years.

Second pic. Alicia Silverstone from “Clueless.”

[Boner]

Alicia Silverstone was very cute but I gotta say I much prefer Tara Emory

[a9127]

Realized that 2020 is almost over. Soon 1971 will be “50 years ago.” Shit. I still think “the 80’s” were “only 20 years ago...” You mean they’re not?

Was really amazed at the amount of sexism in many of the ads of the time. Some were so bad—particularly in the area of technology—I didn’t want to share them even as humor. I think the 60’s were actually better. Hell, most of these are bad enough...

Enjoy this look back.

The “IBM 370” came out in 1970. I didn’t even know there WAS an “IBM 370.” Of course I know about the “360” from my study of technology. I’ve given lectures on it and its place in history. She’s saying: “Andy sent me a dirty message. I didn’t even know you could DO that... we’ll have to try it... (giggle) He’s so naughty. But why did he have to use so much paper?”

“Vogue” November 1970. The model’s name was Donna Jordan. I should know who she is. Found out she was born in 1950. Very beautiful and sexy and popular model of the time.

I’ve been studying this cover all day while working on my computer trying to make sense of it. What exactly are they saying? This was at a time when the United States was involved in the Vietnam War and there was a real “cultural battle” going on at home. Nixon was president. He had campaigned on “law and order” and the support of what he called the “silent majority.” National Lampoon was a satirical humor magazine known for provocative covers. Anyway, she’s really pretty with long hair. Why is the “son of a bitch prick barber” cutting it? And is that her dad? He looks more like he’s from the 1930’s. Maybe that’s the point? Perhaps I’m reading too much into it but I see a lot going on here.

This ad was interesting for many reasons. The stuff about “time sharing” and other business applications “Dr. Andy” found fascinating. Plus I found a date for tonight. Maybe we could go see “Easy Rider”? Preliminary research shows this system originated in the 1960’s but who cares...

“Dr. Andy” teaches typing! Ask me if I love my work?

“Jasmine” is NOT from 1970. She’s from 2008. But that is a Johnny Lightning Limited Edition 1970 Dodge Challenger. I’m gonna need a car. Besides Jasmine looks like a “Future Wife” to me!

[a9127]

Thought it would be interesting to look back, say, 100 years? Here’s a few pics I found from the 1920’s. Nothing’s changed. Sex is sex. Fuck yeah!

Thelma Todd. A very popular actress of the 1920’s and 30’s.

Lilli Damita. Also a popular singer, dancer, and actress of the 20’s.

She’s saying: “Shit. I like your car much better Andy.”

“Dr. Andy” teaches how to use “adding machines.” But I don’t know how they work!

Joan Blondell. “Future Wife.” She’s saying: “Hi Andy. You look happy to see me (giggle).”

The last pic is from 1921! She’s a typist. Really cute. And those legs. “Future Wife.” Wonder what this was from? Early porn? Tried to find out who she was. No luck.

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My dad once told me he loved flying early in his career with General Motors. I can see why.

I do support one’s right to peacefully protest. Especially if it is for a just cause.

Elaine Taylor. An actress of the time. She was married to actor Christopher Plummer. Additional research is required.

“Dr. Andy! Thanks for coming to our graduation party!”

Her name is Marisa Mell. Wasn’t familiar with her. Very beautiful. Research was required. Sadly I learned she passed away in 1992.

Went to great lengths to find a pic with a motorcycle. This is supposed to be from 1973 however. I’m two years off... So what!

[a9127]

Over one hundred years ago. These pics came up via my Pinterest account a few days ago. Must have been from a search for one of my earlier posts.

Never realized the “Ziegfeld Follies” was so Risqué. Thought it was just another Broadway show. This is what Wikipedia had to say about it:

Ziegfeld Girls were the chorus girls and showgirls from Florenz Ziegfeld's theatrical Broadway revue spectaculars known as the Ziegfeld Follies (1907–1931), in New York City, which were based on the Folies Bergère of Paris.

Billie Burke (“Glinda the Good Witch” in the Wizard of Oz – you know, the one who says: “Toto too!”) was one of Ziegfeld’s many wives. You learn something new every day.

[a9127]

“Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” teaching their Fortran class. 1969 perhaps?

Guy must have a hardon. He’s trying to “act” busy. I’d never get any work done either...

She knows a lot more than you do dickhead. And short sleeves with a tie? BTW my granddad called, he wants his Brylcreem back.

This looks more like a “fashion shoot.” But who’s complaining?

This was the concept of “space” way back when. Shit, no wonder we haven’t been back to the moon in 50 years.

“Future Wife”

(Moderators: Those look like “college students” in the first pic. I don’t think they would have had a class like this in “high school.”)

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

“Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” teaching their Fortran class. 1969 perhaps?

1969 looks about right. :D

[a9127]

Earliest car phone? She’s saying: “But your wife won’t know...”

At a sorority house sometime in the 1950’s. “Guess what guys? Dr. Andy just said he could join us!!!”

“Backstage with the Rockettes.” Good thing I took the “long lasting” Cialis...

Smoking was a “thing.” Everyone did it. The one on the right... I don’t care if she smokes in bed.

It's 1947 and my "future wife" is wondering where I am...

"Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty...

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

..."Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty...

At one time I could read punch tape.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

At one time I could read punch tape.

You will have to tell us what it said.

[Boner]

My parents had "Liza with a Z" on VHS. I remember enjoying it quite a bit when no one else was home

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Car Stuff?

But most women want me to stay in longer...

“Multiglide”? Nothing suggestive here... Or do I just have a dirty mind?

“Future Wife” except she’s from 1978! Wonder how old she’d be today?

Mom! Does dad know? What do you mean you haven’t met him yet?

She’s saying: “Andy, I know you are from the US but it’s about time you learned to drive the proper way (giggle)...”

The “Super Van”! Love all the 70’s technology in it. But there’s no room to fuck!

[a9127]

Finally signed up to get my Coronavirus vaccine...

She's saying: "It's OK for us to date now Andy, looks like I'm not married anymore..."

Lady Redbeard "Future Wife."

The 1950's maybe? "Nudie" films...

"I love you Andy. But really, you are too old for me."

1930's. Guess this is what people beat off to 90 years ago. Excuse me for a minute...

[a9127]

Sex Sells... Sex!

Christmas in May? Fuck yes! Works for me.

This is a married couple. Married. Couple. Looks like they are their late 20’s or early 30’s. They’re not 7 or 8. Why would they need this? She’s saying: “So, you really ARE a virgin, Andy?”

4711 cologne has been sold since the 1700’s. Have heard of it but am not familiar with it. I selected this ad because I think she’s hot. “Future Wife?”

“Soft smooth pliable vinyl.” Only $9.95. Just what I’ve been looking for in a woman all these years... But does she come with “AI”?

Jesus Christ! Maybe I’m missing the point. Who, exactly, was this ad targeted at? Is it a joke?

Tennis anyone? This videogame was released in April 1992. Don’t remember it or these ads. Would definitely have remembered this one. Somewhere north of Detroit, Michigan a precocious 9 year old boy and his mom are having the following conversation: “Andy! The door’s locked! Open it right now!” “Mom! Go away! I’m studying for a test...”

[Boner]

I used to really like this show as a kid. I wonder why!

[a9127]

My wife: “So Andy, that was your student I caught you with?”

Never thought of “bobbing for apples” quite this way before. Will have to do this at my Halloween party.

“The 3-Star Family”? Sounds kinda like my ex “in-laws.”

From 1981. My dad had this issue! The cover was quite “influential” on a very young “Dr. Andy.”

She’s saying: “Andy! Help!!! My asshole boyfriend is doing a shitty job of tying me up. Get over here!”

From October 1941. Very sexy. And those legs are to die for...

(Nothing "suggestive" about the Bobbing for Apples one. Is there? Or do I just have a dirty mind? )

[a9127]

“No. But I’ll suck your cock for 20 bucks.”

From the 1940’s. Crazy eyes... looks like my type. Bet she’s thinking about sex! And that is a very nicely drawn leg. Quite risqué for back then.

“Future Wife”

“I told you to cut the grass and instead I find you out here sneaking a cigarette. Guess who’s not getting any tonight?”

Santa? Smoking? Shit. Always knew he was a fake motherfucker.

She’s saying: “I can see you in my mirror. Quit playing with your dick.”

[a9127]

She’s saying: “Thanks. It reminds me of your little cock (giggle).”

Apparently the artwork was also available on packs of cigarettes too.

This was a “real life” model for Lucky Strike.

Wish I had talent and could draw like this.

Sexy cigarette advertising carried on well into “Dr. Andy’s” lifetime. It’s amazing I never fell for it...

“Joe Camel” ad early to mid 90’s. When I was in grade school we were given “Say NO to Cancer Joe” buttons as part of a national anti-smoking campaign.

(Still have my “NO” button somewhere. From ‘92 or ‘93. Didn’t notice this before but that looks like a young “Dr. Andy” in the ad above. You know, the one featuring my sex-crazed cheerleader. And I learned it was from 1950. So she would be about the age of my... grandmother? She’s saying: “Andy. Stop jerking off all the time! Christ. No wonder you’re still a virgin.” )

[Boner]

When I hit puberty, long before the internet, these digests were like gold to me. I loved all the sexy stories!

You can see from the covers there were all kinds of stories, some weirder than others. They all made an impression but I remember reading a couple about
t-girls that blew my mind!

The first was about a guy taking the new secretary out on a date and getting more than he bargained for! Turns out "Jody" had a cock and ends up fucking him with it with "short, painful jabs"! He ends the date feeling used and abused but drops by Jody's desk the next to ask her out again!

The other one was another "surprise" story with an amazon type woman named Dana. The narrator describes cuddling with her in the back of a cab on the way to her place and loving her strength. Of course he gets over his initial shock at finding Dana has a dick and has some hot sex with her!

It was a different time and I had quite a collection. It wasn't until after the internet came around that the t-girl bug bit me- thank you Gia Darling!- but those stories certainly piqued my interest when I read them!