Waiting for my dream girl

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Another "fake ad" from CNN. Saw it and thought "Shit. It's my wife and my girlfriend..."

(I never knew you could rent a "private jet" around here. We do have a municipal airport not far from where I live. So maybe? )

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Yet another "fake ad." But much better than that picture of the "80 year old man" born in 1985.

Stock? No. Whatever it is you'll probably end up losing money... But I am wondering what she's doing tonight?

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Of course I wish this had been the scene in downtown Zionsville this morning.

Looks like "Anna" could use a ride.

(Why does it look more like Los Angeles? From Kristen Bell's Instagram.)

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Finally, today’s best “fake ad” suggests that I could meet my “future wife.”

In prison?

(Actually, yeah. This wasn’t the same “stock photo” as the one from CNN. It’s a better one. Looks like she’s into “playing games.” Works for me… Maybe she "captures" one of her "guards"? )

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Today's CNN headline got my attention:

"Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guide Includes a BDSM Kit"

The article states very "matter of factly" (because you know this is serious stuff...):

"For those not in the know, BDSM stands for bondage, dominance, sadism and masochism." (Me: Never would have guessed! )

"But this Paltrow-approved sexy time will cost you. The kit is listed on the site for $1,350." (Me: Hell, you can do a lot with just belts, neckties, scarves, and rope. )

Maybe Gwyneth should be my "favorite celebrity crush" and not the others?

(I've been trying to get Gwyneth on here for ages. Thanks CNN! )

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This beauty has graced this thread before.

One ad even said she was from Zionsville. Maybe I’ll run into her shopping at Target tonight.

Checked her out a long time ago. This picture is part of a series of “stock” photos. As beautiful as she is I would have guessed she was a famous model or actress. Although I didn’t recognize her.

I don’t care what she’s advertising I’d buy whatever she’s selling.

She’s been staring at me from my computer screen all day at work. She must really like me.

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I'd love to know where Madeline hangs out!

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Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Well fuck... Dove Cameron will be heartbroken when I tell her she's "way too old for me."

Damn, at this rate I'm going to have to cancel plans to take Billie Eilish out for her 18th birthday next month.

Guess I'm still gonna have to wait for my "future wife" to be born.

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Was reading today about a 28 year old Korean man who married a pillow featuring an “anime” character that he had been dating for six years. Six years! Wonder if the couple waited until their “wedding night”? But seriously I hope they got to know a lot about each other during their courtship. Or else the marriage is doomed.

I am not familiar with anime but her name is “Fate Testarossa”

Below are a few more pictures of who at least, I think, is “Fate.” According to one site I visited, I swear to God it said she was 24,000 years old so I guess that makes her “over 18.”

Was hoping she had an “older sister.” Ferrari Testarossa maybe?

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Found this while searching for something else...

Here's the three:

1. I'm rich.

2. I have a 12" cock.

3. "Hi. My names Chris Hemsworth."

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Todays "fake ad" from CNN brings yet another "future wife."

I like her black SUV too. Maybe she'll stop by Zionsville tonight. I didn't notice the SUV at first--was too busy looking at her legs.

(The caption read "The Weirdest Fashion Trends." Umm... I don't see anything "weird" about this. Except she might be cold here today dressed like that. )

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And of course another "fake ad" from CNN. Featuring today's "future wife." So many! Shoulda had them give me Viagra through the IV while they were at it during my stay in the hospital.

(Thanks CNN. Much better than the 80 year old man "Born in 1985." But what she has to do with "reverse mortgages" is beyond me? Maybe when I retire? I found the original image in case you would like to see more of her. The "age thing" really fucked it up this time. 43??? She looks "23." But if I'm really as old as this guy then at 43 she's about half my age. )

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"Look what he just sent me. His profile said it was 9 inches!"

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Happy anniversary! It’s been one year. Akihiko Kondo, who is about my age and a school administrator from Tokyo, wed his favorite “singer” Hatsune Miku last year in an elaborate ceremony costing approximately $18,000 USD. She's an entirely virtual singer and "performs" at sold-out concerts in cities around the world as an on-stage hologram.

There have been many different points of view on this and legally the “marriage” is not recognized by the Japanese government. For the record I think it’s a bit odd but who are we to judge? Akihiko apparently has tried to date “live” female co-workers but was bullied and rejected. I have also heard he suffers from depression. I do not believe he has ever been in legal trouble and does not pose a threat to anyone nor does he strike me as a “pedophile” although Hatsune Miku is promoted as “perpetually 16 years old.”

(Moderators: I hope these pictures are OK since she’s not “real.” They are all taken from from news sites. Maybe she’s actually 45 and lying about her age? Clever idea though, might try this myself… “he's perpetually 19”? ) And she has always sported her trademark “blue hair.” Kondo has been infatuated with her for over 10 years.

Apparently Kondo is not the only one. According to the company, there have been thousands of these “marriages.” Many to Hatsune. Sounds like someone is getting rich off this. Wish I’d thought of it.

Since this is my “dream girls” thread, I must admit in the past I have been known to have “had it bad” for a popular singer with “blue hair” although her hair is typically orange. In this picture from 2014, however, she is “26.”

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I thought this was another "fake" ad but maybe it's true? Zionsville does have a regional airport just northeast of where I live. It's called the "Indianapolis Executive Airport." We are quite a ways from Indianapolis International so there's got to be a way to service business people, Colts, Pacers, and race drivers who live up our way. I guess you really can charter a jet. I looked into it. Maybe that's what we'll do when we go to see my family in Michigan next time. Riiight... Don't even wanna know how much that costs...

Anyway, maybe the next time Taylor Swift is in town, she can land her private jet ($40 million USD) in Zionsville. Of course she could always stay with me. I sure my wife wouldn't mind.

BTW today is Taylor's Birthday! She turns the big "3-0"! Taylor was born December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania, not that far from where we lived in New Jersey. Her family owned a Christmas Tree farm. But by then we had already moved back to Michigan. One of the routes my dad used to take back to Detroit went by Reading. How close is fate?

Anyway, Happy Birthday Taylor!

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Chanel Santini has been one of my Dream Girls and "future wife" since I first saw her.

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Yeah, I do. At least CNN got one of it's "fake ads" right today.

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If you can’t get a date…

This man, according to the article, “still lives with his parents.” What I want to know is how can he afford three of them? They cost several thousand dollars USD each (and I know this how? ). BTW the redhead is cute.

Our charming couple has been featured in this thread before. He is “58” but looks a lot older to me. He was quoted as saying he’s “no Brad Pitt.” No shit. Her name is “April.” April, is a “Real Doll” similar to my friend “Michelle” that I “configured” on their website. He is married and has sex with April four times a week. Dude! That’s TMI...

And finally, I have always thought if you are going to do anything, then do it right. Leave it to Austin Powers. Works for me, except my wife would kill me.

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This one is very similar to the one I configured on their website. Except I opted for the transgender model which adds a 7” or 9” cock. I went for the 7”. Mine also had a larger body, was taller, and “shaved.” The face is basically the same. Yes, I think she is beautiful. I can see why superficially at least this would be attractive.

Apparently they are designed with built in “AI” so she can carry on a conversation with you. Adding "AI" raises the price to > $10,000 USD.

Today I learned they can also “orgasm.” What that means for certain, in this case, I really don’t know. Would she shoot her load into my mouth? And what would her “cum” consist of? Or taste like?

Just one question: Do I have to “reload” her?

The cisgender version now has a “self lubricating vagina.”

One model I read about has something like a 5 million word vocabulary and knows “the entire contents of Wikipedia.” Smarter than me… But can she call 911 when I have a heart attack during wild sex?

I still do not believe that I would prefer one to a real living woman. But I’m sure I can easily be replaced. His name is “Massive Man Erich.”

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Chanel Santini was nice to wake up to this morning. Her picture, I mean... Merry Christmas!

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Originally Posted by warblade

You know what really bugged me: lets say I take a week vacation to Thailand and for some twiested turn of events I found the ladyboy that I like so much but she won't even notice me or won't even care because she is so gorges that for her I would be nothing but fly on the wall; so all my serch all my efort gone down the drain.

Shit. That was my problem. Couldn’t ever get a date. So I updated my profile and joined a site where I’d meet lots of hot women. Got a 27 year old “interested” in me already. She looks just like "Megan Fox"! I recognized her from "Transformers."

Says I’m “cute” and wants me to join her site.

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Dating Update: Looks like I’m on a roll. These are my three favorite “matches” so far today.

The first one says her name is “Ashley” and she’s “27” but I’d recognize Megan Fox anywhere.

The second one’s name is “Nikki” also 27. She’d go out with a “60 year old” who likes “CBT”??? At least that’s what my “profile” says… This one has potential. Future wife?

And the third one is “Malissare.” She lists her age as “63.” A little checking found her picture was actually identified as “brianna lee extreme selfie” so guess I’ve been “fooled again.”

Back to square one…

(I'm suspicious of all three "profiles" but I'd almost like to share my real profile information from WordPress with the middle one. Fuck yes, that car in my avatar is mine. And if she likes "older guys" maybe 10 years would be nothing.)

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From Pinterest. I guess I just have a dirty mind...

(Have been thinking a lot about my "future wife" in the post above. The middle one. She's too "good looking" to be someone who actually needs a date but I couldn't find anything on her like the others. Google was no help. Her profile had several pictures. She's really cute. Maybe I should post my real info? But the "married" part will probably be a "dealbreaker." )

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How many of you remember "Y2K"? Can't believe it's been 20 years! Anyway, I thought you might enjoy this look back at 1999:

https://xhamster.com/videos/transsex...s-1999-8508865

After January 1st, I will stop posting entirely. Hope some of you will keep in touch. You know how to get a hold of me. It's been fun...

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So I’m back for now… Workout time! This is “Rylee” my friend from a post several years ago. She was benching almost 500lbs as I remember. Very pretty as well. Fuck. That body...

Made me think about that man who “married” a cartoon character. Guess I just haven’t met the right girl yet. I would marry Rylee. I’m posting it here because I think Rylee qualifies as a “dream girl.”

(Hint: Hi-Res. May have to click them twice. You can find a lot of Rylee on the Internet. Do a search. Shit. No one like this ever comes in while I’m at the gym. )

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This was in my "junk" folder this morning. I don't usually go there except I am again expecting an important email from a client and don't want to miss it.

Thought this one was funny. The look on her face. Well, I DO think about sex a lot...

(Got to be from those "Born before 1985" ads. I just know it... Yes, I do inject Testosterone but that has more to do with weights and strength. Been doing that--legally-- since I was about 18-19. I also take Cialis as "insurance." Not afraid to admit that. Both with doctor's supervision and prescription. These work. So do those "shots." Everything else is bullshit and waste of money.)

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From CNN. I met my latest "future wife" at High Velocity at the JW Marriott last night.

She's saying "Andy slept in and had to hurry into work this morning and left all the Christmas decorations up. We did have a long night... (giggle)"

"He also left his credit card behind..."

"I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I ordered more stuff for my family on Amazon..."

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Rylee is back

Warming up and stretching is always recommended.

Rylee!!! Don’t even think about tying that without a spotter! Just ask me. I can think of many things it might lead to.

Of course relaxation and release of tension afterward is the key to finishing a good workout.

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From Pinterest. Different versions of "Frozen" characters. I kind of like this Elsa.

("Frozen" was 6 years ago. So she's "27" now. Sounds about right... And sometimes she's drawn with a cock. The way she's looking at me. She knows I know. )

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This is a new one… According to the site “LADBible” Yuri Tolochko a Russian bodybuilder and actor has announced his intentions to marry his sex doll after paying for her to have plastic surgeons enhance her synthetic features.

Tolochko has said he and his partner Margo have been invited onto a Russian TV show called Comedy Club (this makes me skeptical) but insists that his relationship is the real deal.

He has been in a relationship with Margo for eight months and says that despite their 'quarrels', he's dead set on marrying on her.

In a recent interview Tolochko said he took Margo to a clinic to get some work done. I'm sure that must have been an odd day for surgeons who work at the clinic.

He claims Margo began to feel a bit self-conscious over her looks after he went public with their relationship. Has anyone told this fella it's a doll?

"When I presented her photo to the world, there was a lot of criticism and she began to develop a complex so we decided to have plastic surgery."

It gets even more bizarre as Tolochko also claims Margo has a waitressing job at a local bar.

Tolochko said: "She can't walk by herself; she needs help. Margo doesn't know how to cook (surprise!), but she loves Georgian cuisine. Her favourite dish is 'khinkali'."

He added: "She swears (Wonder what she says? "Motherfucker get your hand off my ass..."?) , but there is a tender soul inside."

The actor says they met in a bar after another man attacked Margo and he was able to step in and protect her.

I'm glad Yuri was there to defend her. Was wondering what kind of guy attacks a sex doll in a bar? Hope the police put him away. What do you think? Is this for real or all a hoax? I’m glad I’m married to a real live woman. In the meantime I can also jack off over my friend “Rylee.”

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Under the circumstances, this post belongs here rather than the “Divas” thread.

Where to go in Indy with your special date?

There’s always the “Eagle’s Nest.” Showing its age but no other restaurant around here rotates or gives as good a view. And when it’s dark and there is a sunset… It’s been called “Indy’s Most Romantic” restaurant for good reason. Associated with the Hyatt, many cities have something similar. And of course “High Velocity” at the JW Marriott is a current favorite although less formal.

Closer to me on the Northside, near Zionsville, it’s “Eddie Merlot’s” (very expensive) and there’s always the “Capital Grille.” Even “Rick’s Boatyard” on the West side along the Eagle Creek Reservoir.

Leading my “go to” list however would be “St. Elmo Steak House.” Situated in historic downtown Indianapolis, it dates to 1902 and is very formal with a strict dress code. If she’s the one then you have GOT to take her there… Many expensive “five star” hotels nearby as well… Incredible food and drinks. Intimate atmosphere. Rumor has it their Shrimp Cocktail helped Indianapolis land the Super Bowl in 2012. Many famous people have eaten there. You will probably see somebody.

So Dove and I have been dating for at least several weeks now. Tonight is the “St. Elmo’s” date. Valet parking for the “ZR-1” too.

Much later that evening, looking across the table at me, her green eyes begin glowing as she says: “Andy, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you better. You should know by now I’m fine with our age difference (of course, as you know I’m actually much younger than her dad, Hades… ) and I really don’t give a shit that you’re married either… (giggle).”

(Just then my wife walks in… Then I wake up. )

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Somebody actually clicked on my WordPress site. Seriously, I don’t know how long I’ll be a member here. We’ll have to see how stuff goes. What you should do is read the post “My First TDOR” and then click on the link to my tribute to Angie Zapata 1989–2008 RIP if you want to better understand where I’m coming from in many of my posts. Hope you have enjoyed what I’ve written on TLB. Yes, I’m married and I like ALL women cis and trans.

BTW that’s my old Camaro SS on her site. Learned to drive a “stick” at 2 sitting on my uncle’s lap. First dirtbike at 9. Always have had a “thing” for fast cars and motorcycles. Yes I really do own a black Corvette ZR-1 (the one in my current Avatar). Very fast car--demands respect. Also a great “date” car… Not like I would know…

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My friend "Rylee" again. Sometimes just one pic is all it takes. Nice to have a regular workout partner.

(Note to "Real Doll Inc": Make a "Rylee" model ASAP. I'll figure out some way to hide her from my wife... )

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#1 “Sorry but your dick is just too small.”

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Porsche…

Dude! You don’t need words at this point. Just do it right there.

I dunno. But Dove Cameron should read this.

Today is “Super Bowl Sunday.” This is me and my wife.

Was wondering what the “Virgin” one was…

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Halftime update: Shakira!

(This is the only pic I could find right now. And the thing with the rope. Today was her birthday. She's 43. Can't be. Can't fucking be... One of my huge "crushes" going way back. Oh yeah, almost forgot, there's also a pretty good football game going on too. )

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From another “fake” ad on CNN. She’s a “Boomer” (born 1946-1964)??? Well, guess I always have had a thing for “older women.”

(It’s actually Selena Gomez born in 1992.)

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Last night I let my wife tie ME up.

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More Shakira

Check her out here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-birthday.html

(43? I thought she looked more like "19." Yes I'm quite familliar with her , she was at one time probably as big a "celebrity crush" as anyone I like now. Had posters of her in my room. Still remember "Whenever, Wherever" from 2001. That was way back when all my favorites were "older" than me... Her Super Bowl performance has put it back at #1 on the charts.)

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So what kind of girl did you think I liked?

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I've mentioned this place so many times in my posts and stories you probably think I'm making it up.

Yes it exists. So does Zionsville. So does most the stuff I write about. Sorry to disappoint though, I don't actually have a dungeon in my basement...

See my above post for someone who I would take there if she ever came to visit me in Indianapolis.

(In fact the only bad memory of this place I have is I proposed to my "ex" there. That and they had a small fire that made the news. )

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And yes, I would take Shakira there too. Still haven't recovered from her Super Bowl performance (not that I really want to... ). Did you hear about the asshole who is suing the NFL for "indecency" or some shit. Good luck with that, creep. Everyone I know loved it.

(I'd get out the ZR-1 for our date but not today... It's been sleeting since late last night. Coming back from working out this morning was hazardous. I have an old 4x4 that I drive in bad weather. )

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"Fuck you buddy, that's my wife."

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Sorry. Couldn't resist this one.

Remember our "30 something" Japanese friend who married an anime character? Maybe he was on to something?

Found this... It's called "Marry Me."

Definitely got my attention. She must be "over 18" because in the story she's drinking "sake" at a bar.

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Someone said my profile was fake. No asshole, if it was fake, I could do a lot better:

Me.

My wife.

My car.

My house.

My cat.

(Actually my cat does think she's that. Especially when she's hungry...)

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Jesus H. Christ!

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She’s thinking “I hate that Andy had to go into work on my day off. I really miss him when he’s gone. He’s had a long day. It would be nice to surprise him when he gets home…

Maybe I could greet him at the door wearing my shortest black leather miniskirt, 7” platform heels, and my arms handcuffed behind my back? He could have his way with me as we slowly made our way into the bedroom where we would fuck each other’s brains out for the next several hours…”

“But maybe he’d rather have a Credit Card that charges 0% Interest until 2022?”

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My 9 and 10 year old nieces were watching something this morning. The message was you “can do anything if you just think about it.” Nice sentiment but we know as we get older that’s not always true.

Anyway it did get me thinking… “I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron, I want to date Dove Cameron…”

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"So he lives in Zionsville?"

(My "profile pic" is still working. Haven't gone without a date in over a month... )

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And today’s “future wife” is brought to you courtesy of CNN and yet another of those “fake ads.” At least this one doesn’t feature that same man “Born Before 1985” or label anyone “over 18” a “Boomer.”

Who the fuck comes up with this shit anyway?

“Worst places?” No. The view looks good to me. But it doesn’t look like anywhere in the United States…

It isn’t. I found her on a travel site. The location is identified as “Southern Italy.” I would have guessed that. But I still don’t know her name!

The second pic gives a better view of her and where we’ll live…