Waiting for my dream girl

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Sometimes there's a good reason why a woman would not want to date a guy who is much older.

(At least Dove Cameron and I aren't that far apart in age. )

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Today’s favorite “fake ad” from CNN. She’s on Medicare???

(“I want to be a dentist…” )

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Spring Break. A lousy day here in Indiana. The only place on earth where you can have both a blizzard and a tornado in the same day.

So with no place to go, that leaves me with too much time on my hands…

Was reading more about this “man marries anime character” thing thinking about how silly it was, then suddenly I found one I liked…

Her name is Misa Amane and she was “born” in either 1984, 1986, or 1987 (depending on who you ask) so she would be the perfect age for me.

As you can see from the picture “Misa” does indeed appear “older” than the others and I think is sorta hot.

Still don’t think I’d marry a cartoon character under any circumstances (I’d never live it down with my friends, it would ruin my career, and my real wife would kill me… ).

But there’s always “cosplay.”

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This “man/anime” thing is intriguing. Was reading more about these marriages in Japan last night. It is much more widespread than I thought. It is, as I said in an earlier post, “the gift that keeps on giving.” Like, I’m wondering what you would talk about on your first date?

Me: “Misa, how do you like this place? This is one of Indy’s top restaurants. What would you like to order? Waiter! Two martinis please. Grey Goose. Extra dry. One olive. By the way, ever listen to Paramore? I think they’re awesome. I've been a fan since 2007 and Riot!. I love Hayley’s voice. She’s my favorite singer. And she’s so beautiful. You remind me of her. Especially your eyes and smile. I hope it’s OK that I said that…”

Misa:

Me: “What kind of music DO you listen to? Metal? Rap? Pop? Emo? Jazz? Funk? Dance? Classical?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I’ve really enjoyed meeting you. Hope you had a good time this evening. By the way, want another drink?”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, your eyes are so beautiful. God, I just want to get lost in them forever… ”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I want to take you home, tie you to my bed, slowly remove your clothes, then go down on you for hours until you are driven wild from pleasure, then fuck you silly until we are both spent, then just lie there cuddled up together. Tomorrow morning I’ll make you breakfast and we’ll spend the whole day just hanging out. Maybe later we can go for a walk in the woods near my house.”

Misa:

Then after the "marriage"...

Me: “Misa, I have this client that’s being unreasonable. We promised him a report on his target demographic by the end of the month, but he says he wants it this week. You know that we will have to cancel our trip to that resort casino in southern Indiana. Sorry sweetie. I know how much you were looking forward to it. I was planning to ride the Harley. I’ll make it up to you. I promise.”

Misa:

Me: “Misa, I love you but sometimes I feel that we just don’t communicate. I mean I want to know what you think about stuff. You’re everything to me. Misa???”

Misa:

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Another one of those “Born Before 1985” ads. God, I love these... What are they thinking? The latest version says “Born before 1987.” Pretty soon they'll be saying "Born Before 2005." Yeah he looks like part of the "i Generation."

No wonder I can't get a date on here. Just too fucking old.. I guess I will be leaving TLB for good.

But I’m not the only one who finds these “fake ads” offensive. Novelist Christopher Fowler “calls them out” on his Twitter account.

Here are some of my favorite replies:

“WTF?!”

“I guess if you're over 33 this is what you look like, as decided by a 21 year-old 'creative' working in some provincial ad agency.”

“Well, on a Monday morning they might just have a point.”

“Jesus, my grandad was 92 when he died and he didn't look as raddled as that.”

“More like 1885.”

“The recession has been hard on all of us.”

(But I see my picture above with the "20 inch" cock has generated more interest than anything I've posted recently. Fuck yeah! )

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I really like this "fake ad" better than the one above. When I first started teaching we dated for a long time then suddenly she moved away. Now I know what she's been up to all these years.

Anyway she got back in touch and said I could make enough money to retire in my 30's and come down there and live with her.

That is if I don't end up in jail first. Pretty sure all forms of Cannabis are illegal in Indiana (everything is illegal in Indiana ).

(The thing that bothers me most about those "Born Before 1985" ads like the one in the post before this one, is not so much the age thing but why do they keep using that picture of me without my permission? )

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My "future wife" is featured in another one of those "ads" on CNN today.

Wasn't really even thinking about the jacket. I was however imagining she was naked underneath it...

(Always happy to see one of these "ads" that doesn't imply I'm like ninety fucking years old because I was born in the 80's. )

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SIBERIA – Russian men are choosing to spend their time with rubber women rather than real women.

In a trend that is growing across Russia, men are not pursuing women anymore for relationships, companionship or even sex. Instead they are purchasing rubber women and spending their leisure time with them, rather than trying to find a girlfriend.

“Russian women are too demanding, too difficult. It is much easier to go to the store, buy a girlfriend and be done with it,” said Viktor Kuchin, 29. (Me: You mean WalMart has them? )

It all started near the Ob reservoir (Ob Sea) in Novosibirsk, Siberia. Several men decided to hold a Rubber Woman Party, (Me: I couldn’t face my friends afterward… ) in which men were invited to come with their favorite rubber woman. “That was the best party we’ve had in Novosibirsk in ten years. The men talked about sports and business while the rubber women just stood in the corner. Later, everybody had sex with their rubber girlfriend. It was a perfect night.” (Me: Somehow I don’t think so… )

The women of Novosibirsk, the third largest Russian city after Moscow and St. Petersburg, are not amused. “Siberian men are shit,” said Anya Goddosky. “They think that by taking these rubber women to the beach and restaurants and on dates, that women will pay more attention to them. (Me: Yeah, to avoid them… ) But, we will not. They are clowns. And those rubber women are whores. Clowns and whores.” (Me: I don’t know how an “inanimate object” could be a whore. But these guys sure seem like clowns to me… )

(And to think all those years I wasted my time marrying two beautiful women in real life and then kept hoping I would meet someone on here before I got married for the second time. Shit. Instead, I could have been enjoying the last ten years with a “rubber girlfriend.” )

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One trend I’ve noticed with these “man/doll” relationships is a vast “age difference.” I genuinely feel sorry for the Japanese man that married the anime character. Something is wrong. He clearly could find a human partner but he obviously suffers from extreme shyness and has been bullied by women acquaintances and co-workers whom he has attempted to ask out.

I have far less sympathy for some of the others. The man on the left has been married to plastic women nine (!) times and has made many misogynistic comments. He has said he “prefers dolls to living women.” Sounds like a real winner.

The second guy… Yeah dude, you wish. The sad thing is he is married, in his late 50’s (he looks older to me) and “sleeps” with his “rubber girlfriend” four times a week. Damn, that’s a lot of Viagra.

The third guy. Well I can’t imagine why he can’t get a date? I wonder what these guys do? Do their coworkers know? Do they even have jobs? Some are married. My wife would kill me if I ever brought one of these “dolls” home. I’m not sure this will become acceptable until the dolls are more like humans and we have all retreated into isolation. Sad. Right now they are, at best, very expensive (“Michelle” was almost $8,000) “masturbation” devices. I want a partner that is my best friend and lover, someone I can relate to, someone I can talk to. A real live "warm" living person I can snuggle up to at night. And when I get to be the age of most of these guys, someone who knows CPR and can dial 911 if I have a heart attach during sex.

(I know the one in the middle picture is thinking "How did I get stuck with this loser? I wish he was 6'4", in his 30's, financially well off, drove a black ZR-1, and lived in Zionsville. Shit I couldn't care less whether he's married or not..." )

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Shit. Just found this out today. I thought things were going really well between us too...

From the New York Daily News:

A phony German “heiress” who lived as a Manhattan socialite by allegedly stealing from banks, credit card companies and her upper-crust friends threw a temper tantrum Friday because she didn’t want to wear jail clothes to court, her lawyer said.

Finally — at 11:30 a.m., two hours after the start of the regular session in Manhattan Supreme Court — Anna Sorokin appeared at the defense table, clad in black pants with a white button-down blouse, with the cuffs on both her blouse and pants rolled up.

Sorokin, 28, was also upset about the treatment she’s been getting on Rikers Island, her lawyer, Todd Spodek, said.

Sorokin’s issues held up the testimony of Ryan Salem, a City National Bank employee who — based on bogus financial information Sorokin allegedly provided — considered the young woman for a $22 million loan to open an event space on Park Ave. South.

Sorokin allegedly scored $275,000 from banks, credit card companies and other victims by playing the role of a wealthy socialite born into means.

Spodek, on cross-examination, grilled Salem about whether he was really ready to dispense that type of business loan on behalf of the then 25-year-old self-proclaimed trust-funder.

Sorokin is accused of reporting to the bank that she was worth as much as $60 million.

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I've long wanted to find a decent priced drum set that was made well enough so I wouldn't beat it to pieces. But I don't want to spend thousands on something that I will most likely suck at. Probably a large sized "Bonham/Led Zeppelin" kit with massive bass drum would be my best bet. Clear amber Vistalite just like his.

As I posted in the "Sing a Long" thread when I was 10 I talked my mom and dad into letting me get a drum set and start taking lessons after seeing "Wayne's World." That ended soon after as my mom finally tired of the noise coming from our basement.

Was on eBay this afternoon and this ad somehow caught my attention.

The drum featured is an old Ludwig tom tom from 1972 but I'm more interested in the girl featured in the ad. Is she the seller? She doesn't look 47. Maybe they're her grandfathers drums? I may just have to go down there and see what this is all about.

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Miley and Hayley both have numerous tattoos so I thought it would increase my chances with them if I got a few myself...

Somehow it didn't quite work out the way I'd hoped.

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I thought this was fake at first because it showed up in one of those CNN "ads" about "Youngest Female Billionaires." Of course I clicked on it...

But actually she's real! Her name is Marie Besnier Beauvalot a French Heiress worth over 5 billion dollars and my "future wife."

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I've expressed an interest in learning to play drums. But I had no idea it was so sexy...

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Last weekend we went to look at “Class A” RV’s. This summer my wife wants to drive around the United States and visit all my family which is largely scattered. We do not plan to stay with them or stay in hotels. Also we (I) decided that fucking around with a 30+ foot trailer was too much work and neither one of us has much experience. However, she said confidently that she once “pulled a U-Haul behind her car back in college.” God help us. Besides we’d still need something big enough so that means a Dodge Ram 3500, Silverado 3500, or Ford F-350 diesel “dually” with 5th wheel. Very expensive truck just by itself.

The issue is that basically a "Class A" is a “tour bus” and can run you $300,000 to $500,000 on up. So we thought a “used” one would be our best bet. And it just so happens I found the “perfect” one…

When I showed her and she saw who it was , she said “Sure, go ahead. You can park it at Wal-Mart. Maybe you’ll get lucky and she’ll come and visit you…” Anyway we are still looking. My experience driving is with cars and racing not “big rigs.” Although my dad did teach me to drive a semi (he had to learn as part of his job in sales and then showed me at a GM test track). That was hard. This has to be easier.

I was reading today about a retired couple who bought one and had “people crawling up their ass.” I don’t think that would be my problem. Quite the opposite. I’m sure I’d get pulled over for speeding. What I need is one to "practice" with. Get it to go over on two wheels taking a curve, throw it into a skid. You get the idea... I'm sure my "instincts" are totally wrong for this kind of vehicle. We used to travel to games in busses like this when I played football. Always down then center, always fast. People would honk and wave (or give us the “finger” and throw shit at us as we got close to the other university). Usually there was a police escort or security at the other stadium. No problem… Just wondering how fast one of these can go anyway?

(That’s the other two members of Paramore from a few years ago in the last picture. Jeremy Davis (bass) sitting at table, and Taylor York (guitars, keyboards, vocals) sitting with Hayley. )

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Never sure what to post on here… This relates to dating because??? Hayley, Miley, Taylor, Dove, my wife and myself are all millennial's? The "Gen Z" girl is cute? (Moderators: She's college age so she must be at least "18.") The “Younger Boomer” mom is hot?

Anyway, below is something we were instructed by my university to do with prospective students and their families. I’ve already discussed the “millennial” thing in an earlier post (Ronald McDonald’s Millennial Makeover) but I’m amazed at how the media and marketers constantly move everything around to suit their current whims. Especially when it comes to selling the latest crap to kids. “Hell, being a ‘millennial’ these days is cool let’s make them even younger… Those ‘old fuckers’ born before 1985 or 1987 don’t matter anymore—we’ve already taken their money. They have responsibilities now. Like families and jobs and houses. Shit they’re almost ready for retirement…”

But back to this exercise (Disclaimer: It wasn’t designed by me. Those aren’t even our students!) On the back are “characteristics” and “traits” that describe each generation. The prospective student and his/her family are supposed to select the description most closest to themselves. Hello? Admissions Department? I’ll make this easy. EVERYONE that is an incoming Freshman in 2019 was born in 2001 and is part of “Generation Z.” Simple. Got it?

The first time I tried this with a family the student picked the “Younger Boomer” (1964) card (because of the “strong work ethic” and “professional accomplishment.” Of course! Excellent choices! His dad turned out to be a “Gen X’er” which was accurate and he even admitted to going to see Nirvana back in the day. And even though I am actually a “millennial” in age, as are almost all my colleagues, I ended up choosing the “Gen Z” card because of “familiarity with and expectations for technology,” “social justice issues” and “meaningful career.” The student’s mom was the smartest of all of us and refused to play. Good for her.

I deal with this “millennial” stuff all the time in my “other career” (owner of a market research firm) this silly card game just served to illustrate how blurred the lines are and how meaningless much of this is. We ended up having a great conversation and I took them on a tour of campus which they loved. Our university has a lot of history in Indianapolis and much to show prospective students and their families. And we have THE best Starbucks around for miles. So despite the silly card game the story had a very good ending.

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What we are thinking of. It's built on a Freightliner chassis and is powered by an 8.9L Cummins Turbo Diesel. I've yet to actually drive one. There is a place on I-70 near Ohio that sells them. There are mirrors, cameras, and navigation. Don't think I'll have anyone crawling up my ass in this...

(Told my wife I was planning to remove the graphics and airbrush "Slayer" on the side of it. At first she didn't get it--of course she's not into that kind of music... )

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This is not Sissy Spacek, but while looking for things "Carrie" related after posting her to the Divas thread, I came across this Cosplay version. Think I've found my date for Halloween and it's still over six months away! "Future wife" maybe? Damn.

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Hard work pays off. Found my "Carrie." Her name is Aleksandra and yes she lives in Russia. Extremely beautiful young woman as you can see. She’s been into Cosplay now for over ten years and from many of the pictures on her Instagram account and other sites, it appears she has worked as a model and actress. Even doing commercials. Could not find an “age” for her but in recent pictures she looks to be “over 18.” And that is a can of beer. All of the pics below are from 2018 or 2019. She appears to be a young teenager in her oldest pictures from around 2007-2009. You’ll just have to look her up…

“Future wife material”? Most definitely. Especially after seeing the last one. She posts mostly in Russian but then in English she said “McDonalds is shit.”

(Need to learn Russian. Our family is bilingual "English/Spanish" but my Russian ain't so hot. Used a translator. Hope I got it right... "Я влюбилась в тебя с первого взгляда")

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Sue Price with rifle! That could be a good or bad dream depending on direction.

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Not really anything to do with my "dream girls" but yesterday, my students wanted me to ride my Harley to our final client presentation. Haven't had it out much this Spring. It's been in the 30's (F) in the mornings and rainy and doesn't look like it is going to get much warmer until later this week. Of course this is Indiana so severe weather is expected.

(If Aleksandra ever comes to visit me in the United States maybe we could go out on the bike with her dressed as "Carrie"? Why do I think she'd be into it? The JW Marriott is the place to go in Indy these days. Surpassing the "Eagles Nest." Anything would be fine with me...

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This is that “Apple Engineer” fake ad for a women’s “hoodie.” She’s really cute. But I don’t think she works for Apple. I posted this before, but it got deleted. The caption says she’s “disrupting American manufacturing…”

Really? I think the only thing she’s likely to disrupt is my marriage. Just in case things don’t work out with her, the next ad implies I could meet my “future wife” in the breakfast cereal aisle at the local Wal-Mart. Yeah, sure, whatever.

But I’ll admit it, I’ve been known to fall hard for a woman in a “hoodie” before.

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#1 - Letting your wife find out about your crazy, younger, girlfriend maybe?

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We never traveled in style like “Iron Maiden’s” 747, but our team used to fly charter most of the time. The buses I mentioned in an earlier post were used only for short trips. Most of the “Big 10” schools are located in the mid-west United States.

The first picture is a 757 carrying the football team. The second is a 737 carrying the men’s basketball team. That’s our airport. The university owned a 727 and 737 but they were used exclusively by the aviation technology program. The 727 had been donated in the 60’s or 70’s by United so students could work on it. I’d never get on it... It was destroyed in 2006.

“ATA” is who I have flown on the most of all the airlines. My "ex" (six years older and once a cheerleader for Indiana University our main rival) and I flew it all the time. I've probably flown on that 757 both as a player and as a married man on vacation... Based in Indy, they offered non-stop service to places like Miami and Las Vegas. They declared “Chapter 11” in 2008 and were bought by Southwest (I think). I graduated well before that so no, it was never a 737 “Max 8.”

(The last picture is the "old" logo used in the 2000's. Adding Penn State in the 90's made 11. But they didn't want to call it the "Big 11." See what they did? Now there are 14. Or 15. Or 16... Getting old, can't keep up.)

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She's cuter than what I remember. But John can have her...

(But wait, there's more... According to Wikipedia: Lorena told Oprah Winfrey in April 2009 that she had no interest in talking to John. Yet they appeared together on the show The Insider in May 2009. It was their first meeting since their divorce. On the show, he apologized to her for the way he treated her during their marriage, and he claimed that he still loved her because he continued to send her Valentine's Day cards and flowers. (Because nothing says "I Love You" like cutting off someone's cock. Was just wondering, is this what's known as a "dealbreaker." I guess they sewed it back on. If it had been me I would have told the ER doc "Hell that one ain't mine. Could have sworn mine was at least 12-13" long. )

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This "ad" showed up on CNN today. The caption read "AARP Video Shows How Age Discrimination Works."

First of all, I'm concerned that things from "AARP" are showing up on my pages in the first place.

But the "arrows" really have me confused. The one that says "Over 40" is pointing to my "future wife" on the left and the one that says "Under 40" is aimed towards her mom or maybe grandmother?

(Or am I just senile and have misinterpreted it? )

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Kelly has been my dream girl longer than anyone.

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Today's best "fake ad" on CNN.

At least there hasn't been a "Born Before 1985" one implying I look like an 80 year old man in quite a while.

Tried "swiping right" on her but it didn't work.

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Well I couldn't help posting this one. "Future wife?" She is from yet another CNN "fake ad." Yeah, I guess when I think of California I think of cheerleaders. Especially from "UCLA."

You know if this keeps up I'm going to have a lot of "ex wives." That's a lot of alimony...

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Today's e-mail brought an appeal to join the Zionsville "Chamber of Commerce." Would have deleted it immediately except it featured a picture of yet another "future wife."

If she really is a member and I joined, it's almost guaranteed that there would be some kind of scandal.

(Yes, the original really was "rotated" like that.)

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Showed up in my CNN feed today. Have never seen Tangled but of course I'm familiar with the story of Rapunzel.

Before posting, I decided to do an “age check.” This is what the official synopsis had to say:

“…at the age of 18, Rapunzel becomes curious about the outside world…”

Despite what this says, I never thought Disney was intentionally dirty. The only incident I’m aware of was the “Penis Castle” cover for The Little Mermaid. There was enough controversy that Disney pulled it (“pulled” ) and re-issued the DVD with another cover. There’s lots on this out there. Is it? Or not? What do you think?

I might have to watch Tangled after all. Maybe they’re right. Bondage? Looks like fun.

Well that was definitely worth the climb. Disney must have cut this scene out of the final edit.

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Shit. I thought she was for sure my "future wife".

Instead it turned out to be "performance art." In other words--a fake. Such is my luck with on-line dating.



(Moderators: Amalia is 29. She was 25 when she posted these. Her book is a wonderful critique of "social media" and "selfie culture" with its increasing pressure on everyone to be a "celebrity." Especially young women.)

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Nothing to post anymore. The Internet hates me today.

This guy going to see his doctor is “40.”

Shit, I hate it when all my “ex’s” get together…

My wife said “I told you what would happen if you posted any more pictures of Hayley Williams.”

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CNN had a new "fake ad" for me today: "More pot investors join today’s new millionaires."

Wouldn't care, but a beautiful woman wearing denim shorts walking along the beach by herself is more than enough to get my attention.

So I had to do a Google search to see who my latest "future wife" was.

I found the original image but she's not identified and all it said was "photo shoot."

(Update: Persistence pays off. Tried again and struck gold. Still don't have a name but found several more pics of her. Nice... )

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The original “Rebelde” ran from 2004-2006. You can find it on Netflix. The setting was the “Elite Way School” in Mexico City. A fictitious high school. Good thing, ‘cause I’d get myself into trouble in no time. That should be me with Anahí on the bike. Nice bike by the way.

(Moderators: Both women were actually born in 1985 and 1983 and are at least 19 and 21 here. Why wasn’t my school in Michigan like this? )

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Tyra Scott "future wife"?

(She invited me over for dinner. But I don't see any food out... Wonder what she had in mind? )

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More “ED” fun! This is what they “advise against” doing in favor of whatever they’re selling. Bet that works though. Hell I’d get hard. Especially if Tyra (above) did that to me. Seriously though, I read a story once of a guy that shot cocaine into his dick. It got infected and had to be “surgically removed.”

He’s “35”? Whatever. I’ve seen him before in those fake “Born before 1985” mortgage ads. His name is “Brian Johnson.” Brian, you sly dog you.

And this couple was “Born before 1985” so they are my age? No, it's just me who's old. My wife was born in 1987. She’s still a fuckin’ kid…

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“Eye Contact”? Where did they think I was looking? Based on my experience, this machine is a lot more fun with a partner. "...moaning as I pull her shorts down revealing her hardening cock."

(One article says this machine is one of four to avoid in the gym. No, it has a purpose. Just not the one the designers had in mind. Or maybe they did... )

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My new friend in the above post looks like she could use a “workout partner.”

It gets even better. They have these machines with adjustable backs that allow the user to lay down. Don’t tell me the designers didn’t know what they were doing… Why am I thinking this could be used in some kind of bondage game? It looks like a piece of dungeon equipment. Or do I just have a dirty mind? (probably, yes...) Of course you can also use it “backwards” as shown below. Incidentally the caption for this image was “Showing Porn Images for Adductor Exercise Machine.” Who would have thought?

Anyway today’s fake ads brought yet another of my “future wives” wearing a hoodie. Of course I’m a sucker for a woman in a hoodie as you can clearly see from the third picture.

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My finest work. Can't believe I actually wrote this...

Originally Posted by a9127

At 81 I’m still in amazing shape. Retired from teaching, I still am active with my company. I workout 5x a week and take all kinds of vitamins and supplements. I can still bench press over 300 lbs. I own a Harley and ride it every day. I also take about 10 Viagra a day…

My girlfriend is 29. We met downtown where she works as a bartender at one of the gay clubs. She moved in with me not long after we met. Our sex life is awesome. Her cock is bigger than mine but it doesn’t matter. I love to have her sit on top of me while I suck her off. She likes wild and crazy sex including bondage. She says I know how to treat a woman better than anyone her own age.

For my 82nd birthday, she is going to buy me a new Harley and have her girlfriends over and let me fuck all of them. Whenever we go out, people say “Your Granddaughter is so beautiful.” We just laugh it off. Once she said to another couple “Thanks. He’s actually my boyfriend.” Shoulda seen the look on their faces.

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There has been a trend in the news recently regarding stories about men “marrying” rubber dolls, plastic women, and even anime characters. I’ve had a lot of fun with it in this thread. But I’ll admit, for someone who has no other options available I can see how it would be appealing. Some of the “RealDolls” I’ve seen are quite attractive and you can also get a transgender model with either a 7” or 9” penis.

Yes, in real life, I am happily married to a beautiful woman, open-minded and a music lover, five years younger than me, but out of curiosity I configured my “dream girl” several months ago. She is transgender. I called her “Michelle” since that was the “face” I started with. Final cost: almost $8,000 USD. You can see her here.

In a recent experiment on Tinder, a RealDoll named “Harmony” had a profile created for her and received over 90 “swipe rights” in a very short time. Contacting her matches later, the man who set up the experiment found that over 50% said they would sleep with her. Would you? Would I?

From the Daily Star:

“I ran the experiment for two hours on a Friday night from 9-11pm on the lower east side of Manhattan.” Jimmy explained to Daily Star Online.

“I swiped right (on) every guy that came up. In the two hours, I ran the experiment Harmony racked up 92 matches.”

“The real experiment though was when I replied to everyone Harmony matched with one simple message: Would you have sex with a robot? Yes, No or Maybe.”

When the film director asked the question, he received a range of responses, with one guy saying: "You’re disgusting.”

And another person said: "F*** yes. You're the coolest individual I've ever matched here."

While a third wrote: "F*** yeah...

Talking about the amount of attention the sex robot received on Tinder, Matt said: “I was curious about how much response Harmony would get.”

(Thought of something interesting. Try configuring one for fun on their website. If you can afford it and it won't land you in "divorce court" go for it. I was amazed at how close to my "ideal woman" Michelle actually looked. At least superficially. It was scary... )

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I could win a chance to meet Taylor in New York! So it's a date?

(By the way I signed her LGBTQ Equality Act Petition a couple days ago. The petition, which can be found on 'Change.org' was set up by Taylor to help LGBTQ people who "live in fear that their lives could be turned upside down by an employer or landlord who is homophobic or transphobic.” )

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Claudia Charriez was a contestant on the show, America’s Next Top Model in 2006. She was disqualified after it was discovered that she was actually born male. (That sucks and is not fair in my opinion. The disqualification, I mean. ) Just a few months older than me, Claudia has had a successful career as an actress and model.

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From "Deviant Art." Although you can't see her cock, the description says she's transgender. Thought this was just too good to post in the "Shemale Toons" thread.

Very beautiful and super hot work of art.

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First date.

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Hell, I don't need science to tell me that.

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At “Ozzfest 2005.” Didn’t know there were cameras around.

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Another "future wife." I do speak a little Spanish. Te amo!

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After reading about Katherine McPhee marrying someone twice her age (she is approximately my age) it got me to thinking… Would I date or marry someone that much older than me? My first wife was 25 when I met her at 19. But that’s not really a large age gap. Plus the sex was awesome. Yes, there really was something good about my “ex.” It's just that she turned out to be crazier than fuck, totaled three vehicles, and ran up over $100,000 in credit card debt.

In our society at least, it is not typical for the man to be over 30 years younger than his partner. But not unheard of. So here are a few “70 somethings” I’d love to go out with.

Emmylou Harris

Loni Anderson

Stevie Nicks

Raquel Welch

I have to add that if Sharon Tate were still alive I think she’d be gorgeous (and 76) so yeah, better add her to my list.

(All of them have shown up in the “Divas” or “Early Experiences” thread. However, those pictures are from the 60’s or 70’s when they were much younger. Just need a time machine.)

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Greetings from Omaha. We will be stopping soon in Denver to visit family. Then making the trip through the Rockies. It’s the “down side” I’m worried about. There’s a reason they have “runaway truck ramps.” Have noticed them before. This time there is a whole new level of awareness.

The plan is to head up to the Northwest then down the California coast. Looking forward to it. Should be gorgeous.

Congratulations to the 2019 US women’s soccer team. And it’s been 20 years today that this picture was taken. Had it in my room as a teenager. Good interview with Brandi Chastain on ESPN today.

Now why didn’t MY teammates in college look like that?

But this makes me think I should’ve focused on hockey instead…