Early Experiences - What turned you on?

[a9127]

Originally Posted by a9127

Anyway, back to my “girlfriend” on the first cover. I couldn’t help noticing how her stockings were rolled down exposing her (very sexy) thighs and did anyone else notice how the anchor was “strategically” placed between her legs? Also she is tied tightly around the waist and her arms are tied over the top of the anchor so her boobs are thrust out. Coincidence? I think not.

Her “rescuer” appears to have only 3 fingers (where’s his pinky) and the gun is not in line with his arm. Next shot he’s gonna miss and shoot her in the ass.

Sorry for the silly post but I couldn't resist.

The only way to deal with her predicament is to take care of it myself...

First, I would throw her incompetent "rescuer" out the porthole. Maybe the sharks will get him?

Second, I would cut her loose and bring her back inside. That dickhead isn't even watching what he's doing. He'll probably stab her in the back or cut her fucking arm off. Of course she would be eternally grateful.

Third, after a long and passionate kiss, she reveals to me that she "kind of liked" being tied up. Also she hints that she has a secret she'd like to share with me later...

Of course it's a long voyage so we have lots of time to become better acquainted.

(Actually it's no "secret." I could feel her hard cock as our bodies were pressed tightly together during our kiss.)

[a9127]

Movies, TV, Pulp Magazines and... Toys? I’m sure these gave kids lots of ideas. Always wondered where they came from. Surprised I’ve never seen them on “Pawn Stars.” Maybe I missed that episode? Bet Rick had them as a kid… Unopened in the box they’re probably worth a fortune. My guess is Aurora knew exactly what they were doing. They were even “Rated X for Excitement.”

Read about it here: “Nabisco's X-Rated Toy Scandal of 1971.”

[Boner]

Those are cool!

I bet a lot of young boys found excitement playing with "The Victim" back then

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

Those are cool!

I bet a lot of young boys found excitement playing with "The Victim" back then

I'm sure they did. But today they have Barbie Dolls. Even Ken gets into the act...

[Boner]

The Barbie Bondage Playset looks like LOADS of fun!

I think I'd rather play with this pretty doll though!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

The Barbie Bondage Playset looks like LOADS of fun! I think I'd rather play with this pretty doll though!

She’s very hot. Looks like she could use a partner. She’s all yours my friend.

Did a search and could not find who she was. You can see her sexy bulge as her cock begs for release.

Whoever tied her up did a pretty good job. Love the tight corset.

Almost looks like my work… Except I would have tied her ankles to the back legs of the chair, put another strap above her breasts, also straps on her upper arms, used black leather belts on her thighs (not that white rope), and finally placed a leather “slave” collar around her neck. After I played with her for a while and we kissed for a long time, maybe a rubber penis gag?

I’m assuming she prepared for this evening by not cumming for several days. Maybe a week or more? A month?

Make sure you upload the video!

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

She’s very hot. Looks like she could use a partner. She’s all yours my friend.

Did a search and could not find who she was. You can see her sexy bulge as her cock begs for release.

Whoever tied her up did a pretty good job. Love the tight corset.

Almost looks like my work… Except I would have tied her ankles to the back legs of the chair, put another strap above her breasts, also straps on her upper arms, used black leather belts on her thighs (not that white rope), and finally placed a leather “slave” collar around her neck. After I played with her for a while and we kissed for a long time, maybe a rubber penis gag?

I’m assuming she prepared for this evening by not cumming for several days. Maybe a week or more? A month?

Make sure you upload the video!

That's actually a picture you posted last year in the CD thread. Still waiting for the video!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

That's actually a picture you posted last year in the CD thread. Still waiting for the video!

Yes I remember it. After cumming, I think she wiggled out and escaped. She's all yours...

[Boner]

You know- it's weird. Since this thread is about turn-ons, I can say that when it comes to BDSM, the thought of tiring a girl up turns me on but so does the thought of being tied up!

There's a whole genre of forced feminization and sissification. I'm not into that so much although I find sissies really sexy. But I also really love fem-doms! It's all great!

[a9127]

Of course my three current favorites could also have their way with me.

(They're all 3 kinda "Dominatrixlike" here... Moderators: Yes, Miley is "over 18." No, this scene wasn't from "Hannah Montana." )

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Of course my three current favorites could also have their way with me anytime.

(They're all kinda "Dominatrixlike" here... )

Ooooohhhhhh.....Mal!:inlov e:

[a9127]

National Lampoon managed to offend almost everyone. Perhaps it’s best known cover was the one featuring a dog with a gun pointed at its head. Politicians, entertainers, sports figures, etc. Nobody was above becoming a target of ridicule.

Their covers were also known for being somewhat risqué, often featuring sexy models and innuendo. I’m sure many teen-age boys bought the magazine just for that. There was often plenty of “jerk off” material inside as well.

My introduction was through a friend’s brother who was several years older than us. He used to let us “borrow” his old Playboys, Penthouses, Hustlers, and… National Lampoons.

Now you know how my interest in bondage began… All I can say is this was probably my “favorite” cover.

I detest anything “Hitler” or “Nazi” related and refuse to post anything containing fascist symbolism. However I’ll make an exception in this case…

Ever wonder why I went into teaching and not something else?

Although this cover is from 1979, that guy is definitely me.

Here, I am assuming she’s a college student (over 18), one of mine of course. She’s not cheating. Actually she’s been flirting with me all semester. It’s the day of the final and she’s the last one to finish. She knows I’ve figured out her “secret.” Underneath that very sexy denim skirt is a perfect 7” cock. I have just asked her out and she’s surprised that it “took me so long.”

Many years in the future I finally get to meet Dove Cameron and we go for a ride on my motorcycle. Next time I’ll remember to wear my helmet…

(How did I know she had a perfect 7" cock? A few weeks earlier she sat alone in the front row with her legs apart wearing that same skirt unbuttoned all the way and no panties...)

[a9127]

More vintage “jerk off” covers.

Very resourceful. Probably because she doesn’t want to be late for our date tonight.

“Ride-Em Cowboy” takes on a whole new meaning…

There are entire websites devoted to “Weird Tales.” Wonder why?

Amazing how her dress just “rode up” like that. Showing off her thighs in sexy stockings and garters.

Look closely. How did that get by the censors? That’s right there weren’t any. Also why the fuck does he care about her shoe?

Don’t know what the hell this is from but she is totally gorgeous. I’d even let her “pets” move in with us.

[a9127]

Re: My “future wife” in the last picture above. I’m assuming that she’s good, sort of like “The Good Witch”? “Mal’s” older sister maybe? (She looks good to me… ) Yes. Of course her “pets” could move in with us but I’d banish them from the bedroom. And if you look really closely there appears to be a slight “bulge” in her panties. Hi-Res versions show it better.

By the way that creepy “ZZ Top wannabe motherfucker” with the beard, and his little friend look like they may be up to no good. Someone should tell him “Duck Dynasty” has been cancelled. If he makes trouble for her, I might have to take that stick and shove it up his ass. BTW nice hat. But Halloween is still three months away. And little dude—shave those arms!

(I dunno maybe she’s a sorceress and will turn them into frogs. Besides her pets look hungry. God, what if I’m wrong and he’s like her dad or something? )

[a9127]

From 1927. This predates any of the other covers I've posted. Bet lots of guys whacked off over this one.

The caption accompanying the picture was "Le Sourire, Football Soccer Glamour Magazine, France, 1927."

[a9127]

"Studio 54" opened in 1977. It was the place to be seen if you were a celebrity.

According to the article: "If you've never heard of Studio 54, either you've been living under a rock since the dawn of mankind, or you're opposed to having a great time at clubs. Gen X'ers and Millennials alike all know about one of the most iconic clubs to ever exist in New York City."

OK. Whatever. Depending on where you draw the line, I'm considered either an older Millennial or a very young Gen X'er. I wasn't that familiar with it. By the time we lived in NYC "Studio 54" was long gone. I'll have to ask my students if they have ever heard of it?

Can you guess the four celebrities posing with the "Village People"? I got 3 out of 4. See how you do.

(Of course I know who the Village People are. I played sports, remember? I've probably heard "YMCA" ten-zillion times at games. Plus their role in LGBT history and culture. They were a very big deal 40 years ago. I've always wondered how many fans actually knew what the whole thing was about? My personal favorite BTW is "Macho Man." Used to work out to it. )

[a9127]

Was at the gym and heard "Uma Thurman" by Fall Out Boy. I had forgotten about about this song. It heavily makes use of "The Munsters" theme music. "The Munsters" ran from 1964-66, long before most of us were around and continues today in re-runs.

Among the "highlights" were Yvonne De Carlo who was considered one of the most beautiful and glamorous actresses of the 50's and Pat Priest as their "normal" daughter (or was it niece?). Fred Gwynne who stood 6'5" normally, wore giant boots that made him well over 7' tall in order to play Herman Munster the head of the family.

But to many people it was the cars designed by George Barris (who would also create 60's icons like the Batmobile and 70's and 80's icons for Starsky and Hutch, The Dukes of Hazzard, and Knight Rider) that were the real stars of the show.

The Munster Coach, while impressive, was no match for "Dragula" the golden "coffin bodied" drag racer driven by Grandpa. Dragula was a functional race car and would often be exhibited at local dragstrips.

"Dragula" later re-entered popular culture in 1999 when Rob Zombie recorded a song of the same name. Yes, of course I had the CD! I'll have to post "Living Dead Girl" to the "Sing A Long" thread one of these days...

[ila]

Rumour has it that Dove showed up at Andy's place to go for a ride on his bike.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

Rumour has it that Dove showed up at Andy's place to go for a ride on his bike.

Nice. You'll have to look for us on TMZ tonight. That explains the helicopters full of paparazzi flying over Zionsville today.

[a9127]

More "jerk off" material from the 30's and 40's.

So that's how "electrical play" got started...

Nice. But I'd want her to tickle something other than my nose...

Gorgeous. Of course I'd rescue her then I think we'd have a lot of fun together...

How do you get a job like that? (His not hers. Bet I would get fired for "behaving inappropriately.")

Works for me. Excuse me for a sec...

My wife thought I had a "little too much fun" at the Taylor Swift concert last week.

[a9127]

More "Pulp" magazine fun!

But he's got a great personality...

From 1924. Damn!!!

He doesn't know how to tie a girl up. Besides he's way too old for you. Come home with me instead.

Shit happens, Batman...

She's making "claws" with her hands. Does that mean she wants that done to her?

Fuck yes! And she's wearing red too. God... Now we just need to get rid of that guy.

[a9127]

The 1924 cover above. She’s hot and I’m surprised to see something that risqué from over 90 years ago (I didn't think sex was invented until like maybe 1979... ). Besides coming to the realization that she would be about the same age as my great-grandmother I’m intrigued by the “$100 contest." Wonder what it was? That was a lot of money back then. Probably enough to buy that ring.

[a9127]

Dude, why didn't you just take her to "Joe's Crab Shack"?

Sweetie, I'm into bondage too but we'd be a lot more comfortable on my bed than that rock. Of course as part of your "punishment" I'd have to suck and tease your luscious cock for hours...

After seeing some of the women on these covers, I've thought of doing just that. In fact I built a time machine. Glad the artist captured my "good side." (Anyone else think he looks like "Zippy"?)

Is he making the perfect woman? If I was that doctor you know I'd be thinking "Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams, Hayley Williams..."

The Apollo moon landings were almost 50 years ago. Last week, the mission to the ISS had to abort. If "real" visitors ever came from outer space today, we'd be fucked.

A gorgeous naked redhead with wolves for pets? Definitely "wife material."

[Boner]

Those are some pretty women

Keeping with the vintage theme of this thread, I used to have this exact issue of Penthouse Forum hidden under my mattress when I was a kid. I'd jerk myself silly to the model on the cover but the stories inside really got me excited too, especially one about a guy who discovered how much fun he could have with his friend and his vibrator. It blew my mind!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

Those are some pretty women

Keeping with the vintage theme of this thread, I used to have this exact issue of Penthouse Forum hidden under my mattress when I was a kid. I'd jerk myself silly to the model on the cover but the stories inside really got me excited too, especially one about a guy who discovered how much fun he could have with his friend and his vibrator. It blew my mind!

Glad you like them. Like you, I always had print "jerk off" material close at hand. My "hiding place" was my box springs. I carefully cut a slit at the seam and covered it up with the fitted sheet. I of course used to make my own bed. So I'm sure my mom never suspected...

My sources were my dad's collection dating to the 60's, my best friend's brother (he was a lot older than us his dad had been married before), and of course my mom's Sears catalog (what are kids gonna do now that they are going bankrupt? )

Even with the computer and Internet always present there was something about jacking off over a beautiful girl in a magazine that was somehow more "naughty" and perhaps even more "intimate."

There is a thread on "Straight Dope" that asks the question "If you could lose your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who would you chose?"

Rule 13 prevents linking to other "boards" so I think it would be fun to hear from our own members anyway. And yes, she (or he) may be cis or trans.

So, who would it be???

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

There is a thread on "Straight Dope" that asks the question "If you could lose your virginity to any celebrity from any time, who would you chose?"

Rule 13 prevents linking to other "boards" so I think it would be fun to hear from our own members anyway. And yes, she (or he) may be cis or trans.

So, who would it be???

This topic would probably be better as a new thread.

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

This topic would probably be better as a new thread.

Good idea. I'll give it a try. Hope it generates some interest.

[a9127]

Weird Vintage Pulp Covers

"1984" magazine from 1978! Can you see any "phallic" imagery?

My Dad always wanted me to become an astronaut. Shoulda taken his advice...

"Weird Tales." No wonder this one has a following online.

Other than the cigarette, this girl is sexy as fuck.

Why does Satan get to have all the fun?

No reason. Just think the Redhead in the dress is hot.

[cooltoolguy]

I was up late one night watching an episode of "Real Sex" on HBO, sometime in middle school. I must have been around 11-12. During a segment of the show, Vanity was interviewed at an adult film convention of some sort. She was walking around naked with her member just flopping around on full display. I knew right then and there that I was strongly attracted to transwomen, and that seeing cocks turned me the f**k on! End of story, period.

I'll always love Vanity, my ambassador to transgender sex ❤️❤️❤️

[a9127]

“Cosak is the kind of cloth the world of tailoring has dreamed about” In 1967 woolen merchants Dormeuil limited spent around £100,000 (over £1 million today) on an advertising campaign that promoted a brand new durable material that was twice the strength of Mohair – Cosak was a blend of 55% Terylene and 45% Mohair.”

Is it just me or does he look quite a bit older than her? Not that it matters (just in case you’re reading this, Dove Cameron ).

My favorite. Of course it is. If it’s called “Cosak” why is that a United States Atlas missile with what appears to be a project Mercury capsule on board? Anyone else notice where his left hand is? And what kind of “subliminal” message does the rocket give? Christ, you know they’re gonna be doing it by the next ad.

But shouldn’t she be doing the measuring? Maybe he’s afraid he won’t “measure up.”

[Boner]

Very nice! I like the one where she's reaching inside his jacket

We talked about the "Sears"catalog before andI used to hide fashion catalogs used hide under my mattress with "Opera News". I never got into cross-dressing but I love ladies clothing! I can't think of any specific ad from back then but these shots of Tara sort of capture the vibe of what turned me on as a kid. And Tara is just soooo hot!

[a9127]

Originally Posted by Boner

Very nice! I like the one where she's reaching inside his jacket. We talked about the "Sears"catalog before andI used to hide fashion catalogs used hide under my mattress with "Opera News". I never got into cross-dressing but I love ladies clothing! I can't think of any specific ad from back then but these shots of Tara sort of capture the vibe of what turned me on as a kid. And Tara is just soooo hot!

I'm glad you like it. First time I'd ever seen these. Very risque for over 50 years ago. The blonde is hot.

Here are some more vintage covers:

If that was Hayley, Miley, and Taylor, I'd put up no resistance...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Damn. She looks like she'd be great in bed. Why can't I meet someone like that?

"Tall, Blonde, and Evil"? She sounds perfect to me.

Where do I apply?

Gotta admit, my wife and I have never used "Eisenhower" as a safeword before...

[Boner]

"Tall, Blonde, and Evil"? She sounds perfect to me.

Me too! I don’t know how evil she is but Bob described Najila on his site as “six foot two, blonde, and blue”. I’ve been fantasizing about this climbing all over this sexy amazon for years! What a beauty!

[a9127]

"Batman" was long before my time but who isn't familiar with the TV show from the 60's? I always knew "Batman" was known for it's bizarre "predicaments" and bondage scenes. But at first I thought these clips were from a gay torture video until I recognized who they were (yes, I know, you are wondering if I was searching for gay bondage videos... ).

The episode was called "A Riddle a Day Keeps the Riddler Away" and aired in 1966. The Riddler was planning to "spin" them on the wheel until they died.

It looks like Batman may be starting to "enjoy" his predicament somewhat.

(I include them here because of the sexual and "retro" nature of this thread. I once wrote a story about sucking off a long haired cute "femboy" Robin strapped to an electric chair so who am I to say whether or not this turned someone on. I'm sure it did. The producers knew what they were doing...)

[Boner]

(I include them here because of the sexual and "retro" nature of this thread. I once wrote a story about sucking off a long haired cute "femboy" Robin strapped to an electric chair so who am I to say whether or not this turned someone on. I'm sure it did. The producers knew what they were doing...)[/QUOTE]

I remember enjoying that story!

We talked a lot about "Batman"and I posted about how the episodes with Marsha Queen of Diamonds was the first time I got turned on by a lady. I'll never forget how I would grind into the sofa when she or Catwoman or Batgirl came on!

But just about every episode featured pretty ladies as Batman's foes always had a sexy sidekick. This site tells who the actresses are- there's some real beauties! I retro-divas!

https://www.66batmania.com/guides/henchwomen/

[a9127]

Of course if I ever did travel back to 1968 I'd of course catch a ride with my friend Hugh Hefner in his private jet.

A converted DC-9, the "Big Bunny" flew from 1966-1975 when it was sold to Venezuela Airlines. It was used as a commercial airliner for Aeromexico until 2004.

Looks like fun!

[a9127]

Something different. Yugoslavian computer magazine covers of the 1980s-90's.

Don't remember "PC Magazine" ever having this risque of a cover when I was younger. Would have had to hide these from my mom.

Think my favorites would be "October 1994," "September 1992," and "October 1992."

(Wonder who alive today knows what a "386" or "486" is? Or ever owned one? Or has ever heard of "Lotus 1-2-3" or "Windows 3.1"? Wonder who "Bil Gejts" is? )

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

...(Wonder who alive today knows what a "386" or "486" is? Or ever owned one? Or has ever heard of "Lotus 1-2-3" or "Windows 3.1"? Wonder who "Bil Gejts" is? )

I started with a Commodore 64 and then moved on to DOS on an Atari. Lotus 1-2-3 was still a DOS program. dbIII+ was the pinnacle of databases. WordPerfect was the only word processor worth talking about and Harvard Graphics was the only presentation program that could do more than show bullet points. I remember when a 50 MHz processor was called a screamer. It took me a long time before I had anything faster than that. It's hard to believe that at one time sixteen colours on a monitor was not just cutting edge, but bleeding edge. I was a system administrator using a DOS based NOS. Shall I go on?

[a9127]

I started with a Commodore 64 as well. Did you have the cassette? I also had to hook it up to an old color TV. My Dad had a Compaq DeskPro 386 for work and a T1 line that GM paid for. So I was exposed to business and technology at a pretty early age. We had a Novell network at school and one of the teachers let me work with it. Under his supervision of course. I remember almost all of the original DOS based computers and the earliest versions of Windows. One of my professors in grad school had an old "CP/M" machine sitting in his office. It still worked. My first "real" computer was a "hand me down" IBM PC/AT that used 1.2 Mb floppies had a 20Mb hard drive and used a "286" processor running at 6Mhz.

My first "new" computer was a "Gateway 2000" 486 running at 25Mhz. It was the first to have "VGA" graphics so you could see "real" pictures.

During middle school through High school I probably owned over a dozen PC's including Mac's. In college I learned UNIX and became proficient at C++. My undergraduate was in Industrial Management which was Purdue's way of combining Business and Engineering. The last CRT monitor I owned was in 1999. It was a Dell and had a 19" screen. I got a workout carrying it around. Everything since then has been a flat screen. My current home display is 27". For most professional work I use an HDMI interface at our university and in my office. My current home desktop uses an AMD Ryzen with 32 Cores and has a 1Tb Solid State drive. Everything is wireless. I have a Linux machine in my office as well as many tablets and notebooks.

At my university they give us "Acers" running Windows 7 and Office 2013. Most of the students have better technology. The main classroom I teach in has six huge flat panel displays that I can control with my phone or iPad.

Sorry to go on and on. Long boring post...

(In 1988, one of the school administrators gave me this "certificate" after I helped him with an end of year project. 30 years ago! Notice the "border" of "floppies." No I wasn't very old. Surprised I still have it. He was one of my inspirations to go into teaching many years later. He is still alive and we correspond now and then. Of course, along the way I managed to add to my collection by earning a Bachelor's Degree, an MBA, and Doctorate. I'm chair of the Business Analytics Program at our university and I also own a market research company. I've done pretty well.)

[Boner]

Originally Posted by a9127

Great site! Thanks for sharing. Quite a few names that I recognize. Especially Diane McBain who was the motorcycle gang "leader" in the Mini Skirt Mob and a popular actress in the 60's.

But the real star of "Batman" was of course Catwoman! While others have played Catwoman, Julie Newmar "owns" the role.
(An accomplished stage actress and one of the most beautiful women that has ever lived, she is also at least 6' tall. Her dad was a pro football player in the 1920's in what was the forerunner of today's NFL. )

Julie Newmar is soooooo hot!

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

I started with a Commodore 64 as well. Did you have the cassette? I also had to hook it up to an old color TV. My Dad had a Compaq DeskPro 386 for work and a T1 line that GM paid for. So I was exposed to business and technology at a pretty early age. We had a Novell network at school and one of the teachers let me work with it. Under his supervision of course. I remember almost all of the original DOS based computers and the earliest versions of Windows. One of my professors in grad school had an old "CP/M" machine sitting in his office. It still worked. My first "real" computer was a "hand me down" IBM PC/AT that used 1.2 Mb floppies had a 20Mb hard drive and used a "286" processor running at 6Mhz.

My first "new" computer was a "Gateway 2000" 486 running at 25Mhz. It was the first to have "VGA" graphics so you could see "real" pictures.

During middle school through High school I probably owned over a dozen PC's including Mac's. In college I learned UNIX and became proficient at C++. My undergraduate was in Industrial Management which was Purdue's way of combining Business and Engineering. The last CRT monitor I owned was in 1999. It was a Dell and had a 19" screen. I got a workout carrying it around. Everything since then has been a flat screen. My current home display is 27". For most professional work I use an HDMI interface at our university and in my office. My current home desktop uses an AMD Ryzen with 32 Cores and has a 1Tb Solid State drive. Everything is wireless. I have a Linux machine in my office as well as many tablets and notebooks.

At my university they give us "Acers" running Windows 7 and Office 2013. Most of the students have better technology. The main classroom I teach in has six huge flat panel displays that I can control with my phone or iPad.

Sorry to go on and on. Long boring post...

(In 1988, one of the school administrators gave me this "certificate" after I helped him with an end of year project. 30 years ago! Notice the "border" of "floppies." No I wasn't very old. Surprised I still have it. He was one of my inspirations to go into teaching many years later. He is still alive and we correspond now and then. Of course, along the way I managed to add to my collection by earning a Bachelor's Degree, an MBA, and Doctorate. I'm chair of the Business Analytics Program at our university and I also own a market research company. I've done pretty well.)

So as not to take this thread way off track I'll keep my answer short.

The Commodore 64 that I learned on belonged to my boss. He was modern for his times and had 2 drives both 5 14" floppies. The monitor was a tv. This the computer that I had to learn some Basic to operate.

The Atari I learned on belonged to an educational institution. DOS had progressed to the point where I didn't need to use any Basic programming.

The first computer that I ever bought was Gateway 2000 486 with a 33 MHz processor, a 5 1/4" floppy drive and a 3 1/2", but no CD ROM drive. It came with a huuuuge 14" monitor.

[a9127]

I'll try to get it back on track. I'm thinking of changing my desktop wallpaper. Which one should I pick?

(Somebody went to a lot of trouble to make a Windows 95 theme for Windows 10. Why? )

[ila]

Originally Posted by a9127

I'll try to get it back on track. I'm thinking of changing my desktop wallpaper. Which one should I pick? ...

The Windows 95 logo of course. What could be sexier?

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

The Windows 95 logo of course. What could be sexier?

Unless of course it was a screenshot from this early PC game featuring the promise of electric sex…

[a9127]

Originally Posted by ila

The Windows 95 logo of course. What could be sexier?

Good news. Hayley is currently leading 4 to 1. You can probably guess which of the two is already gracing my desktop...

However, the Windows 95 logo might be “sexier” then most people think. In 1995, Microsoft chose the song “Start Me Up” by the Rolling Stones as the theme song for the release of their new operating system. It was played during commercials and you could even order the album “Tattoo You” directly from Microsoft.

Microsoft was also pushing, at the time, the “educational” aspects of technology and targeting younger people (especially grade and middle school students such as myself). Of course Apple had this market wrapped up almost from the beginning. I remember that Microsoft targeted “Encarta” a “multimedia” CD-ROM based encyclopedia at people my age. I still have my copy and it is painful to look at almost 24 years later. Once I showed it to my current students (college age) during a discussion of the evolution of interactive technology and they couldn’t stop laughing at it. The “basketball” video is a classic.

Anyway, I digress. Someone in "PR" wasn't paying attention... If you are familiar with the lyrics to “Start Me Up” you know it’s not appropriate for a “family friendly” product. Also it received unintended ridicule from “IT” professionals with the lyric “You make a grown man cry” as it was notoriously difficult to work with. But it gets better… Here are some of the actual lyrics, my favorite are the last two:

If you like it, I can slide it up

Slide it up, slide it up, slide it up

You, you, you make a grown man cry

You, you made a dead man come

You, you made a dead man come

[a9127]

He only has eyes for you…

Tried to talk my wife into something like this for Christmas…

From 1926! Look at how Frosty is smiling. Bet that’s not a carrot down there…

Damn! It’s all of my “ex’s”...

God, the girl in the red dress and stockings. Yes, he IS way too old for you…

She’s thinking “Shit. Never shoulda 'swiped right.' But his profile sounded so hot...”

[a9127]

My wife after she found out I headed down to Nashville last night to watch the Colts/Titans game with Hayley. Even worse, she discovered I bet our savings on Tennessee...

No reason, just think this girl is super hot and sexy AF. Don’t even care if she smokes in bed or not…

The first time I put my hand there on a girl I got slapped… Shouldn't have done that with my teacher.

Cute. From 1965. YOU tell her Pluto’s not a planet anymore…

OK baby. Let’s see you try that with an iPhone…

I see nothing weird about this. Shit, I have women on the brain 24/7…

[a9127]

Since quite a few of my posts in this thread feature covers of beautiful women from “Film Fun” magazine, I decided to do some research on it before I have to start in again next week on my real job. They are very risqué. Especially for almost 100 years ago! Not that I’m complaining.

From MagazineArt.org:

FILM FUN ran from July 1915 to September 1942. Actually, however, it traced its roots back to the late 19th century, having begun as JUDGE'S SERIALS (1887 to January 1890), reprinting material from the humor magazine JUDGE. This became JUDGE'S LIBRARY (February 1890 to July 1912) and then THE MAGAZINE OF FUN (August 1912 to June 1915). Apparently FILM FUN did continue on after 1942 under some other name.

Going by the covers it's hard to take FILM FUN seriously as a movie magazine. Well, it didn't take itself seriously. In the beginning it covered humorous movies and actually had comedians on the covers. By 1921 it was running painted covers by the likes of John Held, Jr., and by 1922 Enoch Bolles was painting for it. Bolles did women in bathing suits and women in skimpy clothes; some believe they were called "pin-ups" (how quaint that sounds today!). Meanwhile the magazine continued with stories about movies, biographies of the stars, and lots of pictures. Maybe they were racy by the standards of the day, but today we find them, well, quaint. From mid-1923, until just before it folded in 1942 (after changing to photographic covers, partly because it was under threat of an obscenity prosecution), Bolles painted almost every cover for this magazine.

(Ila even makes an appearance. Except it can’t be him. Because ila is the same age as me... "29." So it must be one of his ancestors. Either way I would trade places… )

[a9127]

My favorites above are the girl in the yellow swimsuit (from 1933) and the one next to her lying on the beach (from 1934).

This site is educational. So we know now that “the perfect ass” has existed for at least 85 years…

(You learn something everyday. For example, it took me a while to “catch on” to the “double-entendre.” in the last one. “Petting” is an old-fashioned term for “making out” sometimes including everything all the way up to all-out fucking. Don’t know how I knew that… I think it was from watching re-runs of “Happy Days.” )

[Boner]

Wow! "Film Fun" looks fun indeed! My favorite is the lady on the lower left- hot!

My parents had an old hardback coffee table book called "Life Goes To The Movies" from Life Magazine. In it were some pictures I really loved of Julie Newmar as Stupefyin Jones from the movie "Lil Abner"
There were also some of Shirley Maclaine that I really enjoyed